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CWMD 116 The Chemistry Set

Harry has a chemistry set. Do I really have to tell you the shenanigans that go on? You can imagine. Also Robin and Linda Williams are guests singing an original song about being on the road. Burns and Allen too! is in association with


CWMD 115 Harry's Break-it Business

Harry has a new business. Instead of repairing stuff he breaks things cleanly and expertly with style and panache. Also Camille West is singing about the time she and her friends broke into a factory in Paris and liberated the escargot. There's a strange facts segment and a featured comedian's classic routine. is in association with


CWMD 114 Baseball

It's all about baseball folks. An old song called "I Love Micky" is featured (Micky Mantle makes a guest appearance on the recording) and Steve teaches Harry how to play baseball with disastrous results...of course. Steve has his most esteemed guest Mikhail Horowitz (who is responsible for 20 arts organizations losing their federal funding). He introduces a new take on Casey at the Bat with a hip 50's style twist. It's a cool version and you'll feel cool listening to it. Don't applaud, snap...


CWMD 113 Money!

It's all about Harry's allowance. He needs one! Also the great Paul Geremia is a guest singing "My Money Never Runs Out". Soupy Sales is talking about the day he asked all the kids to send him money on his TV show. And Jimmy Durante's A Dollar a Year Man". In other words, it's a money show.


CWMD 112 Bananas!

The Aliens have landed and they want bananas! Harry brings them to the studio. Cue the hilarity. Plus more on...bananas! I Like Bananas because they have no Bones, Harry sings Chiquita Banana and When Banana Skins are Falling. Please check out and use promo code DUMMY at checkout for 15% off your first purchase. is in association with



Harry is into folding paper you've never seen before. Steve sings "Heaving on a Jet Plane". There's a strange facts segment about airplanes. Harry calls up an airline thinking he's reached a Ferris Wheel company and wonders why a ticket onto the Ferris wheel is going to cost him $700 and go 35 thousand feet into the air. Also Wes Harrison, the great SFX man does a bit about Duck Hunting with a jet. And Oscar Brand sings one of Steve's favorites when he was a kid "Teterboro...


CWMD 110 Harry is Acting Silly

Harry is silliness personified and for this podcast he pulls out all the stops. The podcast also features Ed Kohn singing "Six". No matter what the math problem, the answer is always six. and John Twomey plays "The Stars and Stripes" on his hands which sounds a lot like farting. It really is one of the funniest things you'll ever hear. And let's not forget Harry's version of Hi Heel Sneakers with Steve on piano. Please check out and use promo code DUMMY...


CWMD 109 Harry won't leave his trunk

Harry's bummed out. No matter what Steve does he can't convince Harry to come out of his trunk to do the podcast. He entices him with all kinds of craziness with no luck. Harry's sulking, man! Also Jay Ungar and Molly Mason (and Steve) perform a song from one of Steve's albums called "Michael Finnegan". Please check out and use promo code DUMMY at checkout for 15% off your first purchase. is in association with...


CWMD 108 The Store 13

For those who know about the CWMD store you know you can buy anything. This place makes Amazon and Walmart look like a little mom and pop shop. You need sheet music for your chicken who's learning flute? You want a feeblevetzter? A doohickey? A square balloon? Do you want to be king of Siam? It's all in stock. Also the Rude Girls are singing "I can see your Aura and it's ugly". Please check out and use promo code DUMMY at checkout for 15% off your first...


CWMD 107 Big Objects

Trout Fishing in America play "It's Better Than That" a Peter and Lou Berryman song. Betty Walker does her great stand up act with her friend Ceil. Plus Steve and Harry play "Goober Peas" an old Civil War favorite. And of course Harry brings in his collection of Large Objects. You gotta hear it to believe it. Please check out and use promo code DUMMY at checkout for 15% off your first purchase. is in association...


CWMD 106 Vladimir Zero

Vladimir Zero is a hero to some, to others a bum. Harry thinks he's a genius. Who else would create a composition with his orchestra conducting a piece of cheese on the end of his baton, waiting for a mouse to nibble through rope that drops a hammer onto a giant gong. Or the Yawning symphony. Mikhail Horowitz and Gilles Malkine play Separation Blues, a song about the separation of church and state. And Emo Philips does his stand up routine on how to escape...


CWMD 105 Another Untrue Facts plus the Grand Opening of the Peanut

Harry always has fun bringing in Alternative Facts, Fake News or as he likes to call it Untrue Facts. He also discusses plurals such as one post on a fence is a fent. Trout Fishing in America play "Dead Egyptian Blues" and Peter and Lou Berryman sing "Your State's Name Here". Steve and Harry sing the old Lovin' Spoonful song "Bald Headed Lena". In other words it's business as usual with all the antics included. is in association with...


CWMD 104 Letters, Salary, And NY Or LA

Steve and Harry read letters from listeners. Harry demands a salary and they compare living in NY or LA. They also sing "Bully of the Town". Two great performers are featured. "Amoeba Hop" by Christine Lavin and "College" from the great standup Emo Philips. is in association with


CWMD 103 Names for Each Profession

According to Harry, everyone should change their name to match their profession. A farmer should be Barney, a fireman- Bernie, a telephone operator- Gabby, and a comedian- Josh. Well, you get the idea. He has hundreds of them. Plus, Christine Lavin is Steve's guest singing about a great big bug in the bathroom, and Steve plays Piano Roll Blues on the...duh...piano. is in association with


CWMD 102 Orion's Belt And Fake News

When Orion's belt loosened and his pants dropped to his knees, all the other constellations laughed at him. There's a fake news segment and Robin and Linda Williams are guests. Emo Philips, the great stand up comic is featured, as well. In other words, the podcast is chock full of hilarity. is in association with


CWMD 101 The Store Is Open For The 12th Time

The store is open again! It's hard to describe how much stuff this store sells. Suffice to say, it makes Walmart look like a little mom and pop shop. Amazon is a little start up company compared to this store. No point describing what they have, you gotta hear it for yourself. Also, Andy Breckman is doing a hilarious song called "Railroad Bill," and Steve and Harry sing "Side By Side" as a duet. Woodstock Podcast Network is in association with


CWMD 100 Celebrations

It's Steve and Harry's 100th podcast and they've decided to celebrate by having a podcast about celebrations. The backwards birthday party with Tom Chapin, The Perfect Couple about a wedding night told by Betty Walker. Harry gives Steve the keys to a vintage car etc.etc.etc.etc.etc.etc.etc.etc.etc.etc.etc.etc.etc.etc.etc. Woodstock Podcast Network is in association with


CWMD 99 Steve's Psychiatrist Starts Sounding Like Harry

Steve has his weekly psychiatric appointment. The only problem is, his doctor keeps sounding like Harry and it's Harry who's the problem! It gets more and more macabre as the episode wears on, I mean goes on. Also, Mikhail Horowitz and Gilles Malkine perform Mik's poem, "The Last Of The Beats, The Last Beatnik Alive." Woodstock Podcast Network is in association with


CWMD 98 Deep Nursery Rhymes

Harry is finding deep meanings in Nursery Rhymes. He then adapts them for intellectuals such as 'Three Rodents With Defective Vision.' Also, Emo Philips does a standup routine and Andy Breckman sings about how he had a real good day. Woodstock Podcast Network is in association with


CWMD 97 Either-Eyether, How Steve And Harry Met

This is a potpourri of stuff. Steve's sad and Harry's trying to cheer him up. Then we find out how they met and finally they discuss how 'either' should be pronounced. Also featured is Nancy Tucker, and Steve plays Hesitation Blues on the piano. Woodstock Podcast Network is in association with