It's November and we're starting with a special guest! Jacqui Nolastname joins us while we tell some crazy crime stories.
What's the most Canadian story you can think of? Diana has it!
And then we prejudge a murder suspect.
Welcome to November!
It's not Tuesday, but we made a new episode anyway. Why? We have something important to share.
(Warning: This episode is personal, raw, and real and deals with sexual assault. If you're not in a place to listen, we'll "see" you on Tuesday. )
National Sexual Assault Hotline: 1-800-656-4673
Crime Cozy returns!
Whether it's a lover crossed or a group of people who just randomly chooses you to kill, murder is scary shit. But... is it really a big risk?
Find out. And also listen to a couple totally tragic murder tales, because it wouldn't be Crime Crazy without those!
And stay tuned for a great discussion of llama shirts.
Crime Cozy continues this week with a story about a home invasion (is that even a thing?) and some strict foreign laws we're never going to test!
Also, did YOU know about luffas?!
And don't forget to listen to the end!
You're sitting in your favorite chair, wrapped in a cozy quilt, sipping hot cocoa when you suddenly realize something is off with your drink. And you smell smoke.
Have you been poisoned? Did someone set fire to your house?
Don't worry. That's extremely unlikely!
*Starting this week!* Stay until the end for some awesome bloopers!
Jane Stanford's Death:
Welcome to October! It's the time of year for fall leaves, pumpkin spice everything (if you're into that...ICK!) and seriously gory, scary true crime podcasts.
But, you know what, every true crime podcast goes that route. So, we've decided to mix things up a little this year. For the month of October, instead of going creepy, we're going cozy! Seriously scary crime stories with super cozy statistics about safety.
In our first story, we learn some new vocabulary and what people taste like....
Remember that episode where we decided we *might* be ok with killing someone who steals your AC?*
Well, we may have found ONE other thing worth killing over!*
And we have NO idea why this guy thought he'd ever get away with his crimes!
*Not really guys! DO NOT end up on next week's episode!
Close your eyes and picture the craziest crime story?
Do you picture the "Crime for Dummies" version? Everything cliche and sterotypical? Like someone sat down and asked themselves "what would a criminal do" and then did just that? (no one would do that. That's Crazy).
Or is it more like a crime story that might have been made up by a couple of high-as-balls 12-year-olds asked to write a crime story for their creative writing class?
Because, either way, we've got you covered this week!
When you're in prison, there's not much to do. Some people read; some learn a trade; and one guy made tens of thousands of dollars!
Then, we revisit the Cecil and a case we mentioned previously. It's tragic, and it's unsolved. But it's also full of fascinating details!
Bonus: Diana *might* end up on next week's episode, and we chat about the cutest animal you've never heard of!
Know how we've started saying "Call your people" a whole lot? Well, we have some good reasons why this week. From a personal story to some old ones, 'keep in touch' proves to be really important!
This week we travel to a crime-ridden hotel, traverse the world following a priest who is definitely up to no good, and make a strange request about feet.
A wife goes missing - for decades. Who is the most obvious suspect? Could it be the man who never really reported her missing? (CALL. YOUR. PEOPLE!)
A husband is murdered, and his body desecrated in a terribly upsetting way. Who should be questioned first?
We're not gonna lie: there's a buncha murder in this one! But even though you can see it coming (because we told you), you're going to be surprised at the how, the why, and the how much!
And then a nice palate cleanser!
This week we learn why you shouldn't ride manatees, never to threaten someone's air conditioning, that Diana is weirdly upset about the environmental impact of so much murder, and what one guy got up to in Wisconsin. No manatees were harmed in the making of this episode.