Remember that episode where we decided we *might* be ok with killing someone who steals your AC?*
Well, we may have found ONE other thing worth killing over!*
And we have NO idea why this guy thought he’d ever get away with his crimes!
*Not really guys! DO NOT end up on next week’s episode!
Close your eyes and picture the craziest crime story?
Do you picture the “Crime for Dummies” version? Everything cliche and sterotypical? Like someone sat down and asked themselves “what would a criminal do” and then did just that? (no one would do that. That’s Crazy).
Or is it more like a crime story that might have been made up by a couple of high-as-balls 12-year-olds asked to write a crime story for their creative writing class?
Because, either way, we’ve got you covered this week!
When you’re in prison, there’s not much to do. Some people read; some learn a trade; and one guy made tens of thousands of dollars!
Then, we revisit the Cecil and a case we mentioned previously. It’s tragic, and it’s unsolved. But it’s also full of fascinating details!
Bonus: Diana *might* end up on next week’s episode, and we chat about the cutest animal you’ve never heard of!
Know how we’ve started saying “Call your people” a whole lot? Well, we have some good reasons why this week. From a personal story to some old ones, ‘keep in touch’ proves to be really important!
This week we travel to a crime-ridden hotel, traverse the world following a priest who is definitely up to no good, and make a strange request about feet.
A wife goes missing - for decades. Who is the most obvious suspect? Could it be the man who never really reported her missing? (CALL. YOUR. PEOPLE!)
A husband is murdered, and his body desecrated in a terribly upsetting way. Who should be questioned first?
We’re not gonna lie: there’s a buncha murder in this one! But even though you can see it coming (because we told you), you’re going to be surprised at the how, the why, and the how much!
And then a nice palate cleanser!
This week we learn why you shouldn’t ride manatees, never to threaten someone’s air conditioning, that Diana is weirdly upset about the environmental impact of so much murder, and what one guy got up to in Wisconsin. No manatees were harmed in the making of this episode.
This week, we have friend/listener/all around awesome Ashley to talk about how the Pluims new neighborhood will help them not end up on next week’s episode, and hear a story about what not to wear. Hilarity ensues.
There are a lot of new things this week including 2 stories from the past year, and A NEW COHOST! As Jordan takes a sabbatical, Diana steps in to take on the never-ending task of keeping me entertained and on topic!
I swear I haven’t murdered Jordan and taken her body to the middle of the ocean and chopped her into small, edible pieces for all manner of sea li- You know what? That’s a lot of detail.
No, this week, I have replaced Jordan (who wanted a massage instead of a snowstorm) with your special thank-you-for-being-patient-with-a-late-episode surprise: DIANA (who is apparently cool with snow, and scheduled her massage for later in the week)!
Diana puts Jordan and me to shame with a thesis, a...