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Daddy Issuez is a female dark comedy podcast with no filter, no boundaries, and no safe words. Get down and dirty with Shade and Lily Bongwater as they talk about current events, stupid people, apocalyptic events, and just about everything else that comes to mind.

Daddy Issuez is a female dark comedy podcast with no filter, no boundaries, and no safe words. Get down and dirty with Shade and Lily Bongwater as they talk about current events, stupid people, apocalyptic events, and just about everything else that comes to mind.
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Daddy Issuez is a female dark comedy podcast with no filter, no boundaries, and no safe words. Get down and dirty with Shade and Lily Bongwater as they talk about current events, stupid people, apocalyptic events, and just about everything else that comes to mind.




Daddy Issuez is Funny How?

On this episode Shade Queen assumes she's lost in the dark like little red riding in the hood...but what's that? A GUEST? Shade gets the real from an Irish guy living in Poland recording a Comedian Podcast profiling Comedians in Ireland. Got that? As usual, she has to get some male insight. She basically at this point just needs attention and it's getting sad with Lily gone and is looking for a nice gentlemen to fill the void until her wife gets back. Cool? And if you're curious she...


Cults, Strains, and DMs

On this episode Shade is joined by Steve from Baked and Awake which you can find right here on our network: or on your favorite podcast app. In their attempt to find some common ground that isn't bud- they found a mutual love of cults and conspiracies and together they share their findings on the NXIVM Cult the Gorilla Glue #4 name drama and Lake of Fire...a strain you may not know. Shade and Steve have a great time finding out why this, Landmark JNESS, and DOS...


Daddy Issuez - Witches, BDSM, Zombies, and Explosions - 022

In this episode Shade and Lily Bongwater share all the dirty details on our best kept secrets and misnomers about the BDSM lifestyle, Witches, and how we almost died (apocalypse watch). The ladies compare texts and DMs between vanillas and chocolates and share relationship and breakup advice from a woman's perspective. As usual the ladies are discussing the Strain of the Week (JILLY BEAN) and how it is the perfect blend of mango and pineapple and you need to snag it from your dispensary...


Daddy Issuez - Bus Build, Incels, and Free Range Parenting - 21

In this episode Shade & Lily go in on topics including Lily's new bus, why Nazi's are still not in season, incels, and free range parenting. Shade is now afraid to fly, but is outdone by some kids who are barely off the boob and have no issue riding the New York City subway. Lily takes a break for a cereal bar, and they compare parenting plans and discuss the benefits of offering their kids options rather than restriction. As always the chaos ensues, but the fun begins the moment you...


Daddy Issuez has Double Taps and Drunk Discussions

This week Shade and Lily introduce "the double tap" to Daddy Issuez along with a new drunk friend who loves blue jays or something...they can't remember because he's Canadian and that they DO remember. In true Daddy Issuez form the ladies crash into this very nice unsuspecting Canadian and corner him on topics such as ohmibod, his name (Ocho), crashing a recording in New York, why Canada is still better than everywhere and mercilessly beg for tips at: #shade...


Daddy Issuez Gets Baked

In this episode Shade & Lily decide to invite a fellow 420 enthusiast to the show from our very own Damaged Goods Network. Steve from the Baked and Awake Podcast fearless in his attempt to figure out these two, ventures into discussions over broken dreams, 'black bagging a clay', only to wind down with a guest edition of Strain of the Week to dazzle you with a home grown but superb strain that you'll be requesting at your next dispensary stop. #shade #lilybongwater #daddyissuez #sexy...


Girl on Girl on Girl Part 1

Points for Sisterhood…the estrogen is strong with this episode. Featuring Laura Daddy Issuez very own Hoe Slayer. Watch out it smells like Sephora and buttoned up orgies in here. Enter Laura ‘the hoeslayer’ a vision of blonde and good judgment decides to join Shade & Lily Bongwater on their weekly shenanigans. But when they begin swapping stories, Laura throws down with the friendliest of accidental orgies as only a Brit can with a dude named Monkey (why is this okay?). Shade shares a...


A Belated Canada Day Eh?

In this episode the ladies celebrate one of their first holidays as a show together Canada Day. Why? Because there is so much to love. So much in fact, Lily Bongwater wrote a love letter to this fucking legend. In true Daddy Issuez form the ladies find the little things, the unnecessary things, and the downright nasty things you didn't know you needed to. From Sour Toe Cocktails, to a frozen tundra with a dude who will break in, journal, and feed the horses (friendly eh?) Canada simply has...


Triggered Yet Informative - Daddy Issuez - 016

In this episode the ladies refuse to address the fact they're delayed on their release (as most women do) but come in with a fun filled episode of all the goodies you've come to expect. Shade and Lily Bongwater both had a rough week and want you to engage with the masters of disaster as they unpack their lives with you in the room. Without warning (beyond the title), they drop their rants about how they were triggered but keep balance within the force by excavating completely random facts...


Technical Difficulties - Daddy Issuez - 015

Technical Difficulties On this episode of Daddy Issuez Shade and Lily Bongwater commiserate on the loss of their beloved audio which was purged by the universe and will never see airtime. Nevertheless- they take their time with you. Bongwater bestows the hardest sex quiz ever on Shade and she lays backs and takes it without argument. Beta Testing is the newest show to join the Damaged Goods Network hosted by Matt and Shade who shares the news with you and the wife giving you the inside...


One Night Stand - Daddy Issuez - 014

In this episode Shade and Lily Bongwater swap one night stand stories…Shade shares an endeavor where she threw down with a good looking Berlin Syndrome fan and finds out (like we all do), too late that pretty means “pretty crazy”. Not to be left out or outdone, teddy bears are thrown into the mix and what else would they want to be tipped with anyway? Voo Doo dolls, gold bricks, and chocolate. Easy enough. Shade reveals her dessert weakness… And back to the man of the hour…Houdini who...


Blue Haired Betty - Daddy Issuez - 013

In this episode Lily Bongwater is out of commission and down with a frightful broken finger utilizing the public health system in the U.K. and running herself mad trying to sit still. A blue haired angel (Blue Hair Betty) floats down to share her shining personality her fantastic skills and is the very FIRST female guest EVER to join Daddy Issuez! You can find her on Instagram: @carolinethecolorist (instagram for Blue Hair Betty) or catch her on the real side at: Salon Resta She’s a...


Inmates Running the Asylum - Daddy Issuez - 012

In this weeks episode Shade & Lily Bongwater throw out the book and tell you to bend over. NEW guest, NEW show direction, and you're getting spanked. Lily & Shade introduce you to a very special man in their life- Ben. Who happens to be yet another dude since they can't get a single pair of tits to come and play with them on the show. Changes! Strain of the week remains a pillar of the show and needs a sponsor (so does the network in case you're interested...) but the girls intro several...


She Crazy Doh - Daddy Issuez - 010

Shade and Lily Bongwater have a mellow episode, but don't be fooled...they still deliver the goods to the table. Lily tempts Shade with an on air BDSM test and not only does Shade agree you get to find out what's going on in that dark mind (or at least get a taste) and if you could be a match. Your favorite segments set the tone including Apocalypse Watch (because we're about to get nuked and stuff) so that nobody notices the FBI investigation about Senor Trumpelstiltskin... Bongwater throws...


Court is in Session - Daddy Issuez - 009

In this weeks episode Shade & Lily Bongwater are forced to hold their very first session of Daddy Issuez Court since someone is stealing their content. But these ladies believe in putting things all out on the table so with that in mind, Shade states her case to the court and gets a bit heated (as is usually the case...). Lily Bongwater receives her very first piece of fan art and Shade is depressed because nobody loves her...except for Lily. Not to be shaken or stirred these ladies are back...


You want this body? - Daddy Issuez - 007

On this episode of Daddy Issuez: Shade and Lily start off their day in a fantastic mood which we all know cannot last for long. Shoutout to Boz from Little Podcast of Horrors ! Lily gives Shade the green light to discuss soft and hard limits. In the news we find out why homeless people are going to be forming the next militia. Shade loses her train of thought (several times) which is nothing out of the ordinary but Lily restores her to the conversation in one piece. Just in time to remind...


Doomsday Preppin hater - Daddy Issuez - 006

This week on Daddy Issuez Shade and Lily Bongwater discuss how open minded they are. They reveal those who say “I don’t like music” are not to be trusted…Lily Bongwater’s bloodline is filled with legendary family members who could be Indianna Jones…but is sparring with Lily’s “crazy Uncle”… who loves Jesus and hates Stephen Hawking the theoretical physicist who just left this world…which smart people care about but based on reports, bunker builders don’t give a shit…Cuz Florida, Apocalypse...


Shots Fired - Daddy Issuez - 005

Shade and Lily have their very first guest Andrew who does not disappoint…Nothing is off limits, there are no safe words and the first EVER sparring match breaks out on Daddy Issuez between the ladies and the Lord and High Master. Shifting gears Andrew shares his intentions to run for political office which, in essence means vote for Andrew 2020. Bongwater and Andrew make nice and Shade reminds them to give peace a chance and they graciously ask you to tip them. Check these ladies out:...


Wrong Car Motherf***er - Daddy Issuez - 004

In this episode Shade and Lily take aim. Shots fired...... Topics include a new strain of the week, our very first Shade's first car jacking experience, f**k that guy takes a turn for a leg sniffer and the world is still falling apart and you can hear why on Apocalypse Watch.


Naming Names - Daddy Issuez - 011

In this episode Shade & Lily Bongwater strike Apocalypse watch from the agenda indefinitely. Shade vs. Mark is put on pause because well, he’s being deposed in front of Congress… Shade makes a plea to be reunited with her horses, while Lily is happy to lend a supportive ear before they cast their nominations for Champion of the Week…and Shade feels the love for once. Sadly anti vaxxers are too “smart” for the ladies to deal with so a former comrade has fallen in battle on the shame of his...