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Dino and Andy's Skull Juice

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What happens when two jerks get together and squeeze random crap out of each other's brains? Well, you get SKULL JUICE, of course. Roughly an hour dialogue between Dino and Andy, two longtime friends who performed comedy together a quarter of a century ago on the stages and subways of Chicago. Listen to what they both think about almost everything... If you dare!!! I mean... if you care!!!

What happens when two jerks get together and squeeze random crap out of each other's brains? Well, you get SKULL JUICE, of course. Roughly an hour dialogue between Dino and Andy, two longtime friends who performed comedy together a quarter of a century ago on the stages and subways of Chicago. Listen to what they both think about almost everything... If you dare!!! I mean... if you care!!!
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What happens when two jerks get together and squeeze random crap out of each other's brains? Well, you get SKULL JUICE, of course. Roughly an hour dialogue between Dino and Andy, two longtime friends who performed comedy together a quarter of a century ago on the stages and subways of Chicago. Listen to what they both think about almost everything... If you dare!!! I mean... if you care!!!

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Episodes

75: Oedipal Underwear

6/2/2018
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"Knock all that pressure sh*t off." It's time for Impossible Burgers from Tony's Darts Away. "We do things differently here," which means we go crazy with happiness. Slip on your uni-challenged clothes and emphasize your presence. Also, Jeff Davis joins, briefly.

Duration:01:46:20

74: Tar-Coated Dog - Part 2 of 2

5/25/2018
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Joy captured the moment it happened, this week, the thrilling conclusion to last week's episode. Talk of 2004, boats returned to port, weed shop patronage, and Dana's new emergence from Strong Beach. "It's a cannibal sh*t eater."

Duration:01:20:50

73: Tar-Coated Dog - Part 1 of 2

5/19/2018
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Welcome to twenty minutes of pre-show. Then, tomato pie for all. Tish recounts her citywide tour, seeing some big and short animals in the tar. Call me ol' fashioned, but her story ends with cat wrasslin'. Or does it even end? This is a two-parter. Stay tuned for next week's thrilling conclusion!

Duration:01:14:31

Swear To God, Bible

8/20/2017
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Past the preamble and we’re off - or on. The smell of kerosene leads to an explanation of Skulldingers for Andy’s two guests, Jenn Gimenez and Paul Anderson. A Sam Kinison story, eventually. Talk of drinks. Work bars. Hanging. “What’s that time you groped a c*ck?”

Duration:00:54:59

I Thought I Could Get Away With It Because My Character Was Drunk

8/14/2017
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One is a sensual guy, so says the other, and himself I suppose. K.K. joins, along with a downward dog, Balou. Talk of college. Old scenes. Dramamine. Dinner shenanigans.

Duration:01:08:20

This Is Not The Christmas Show

8/5/2017
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Enter a mystery, frames amiss, before some light tuning and another Dino Christmas song. Lina, Shane, a Sleepy Therapist, a bag of nuts interrupts a naturopath story. You’re invited, but not everyone is… Don’t miss an episode! Subscribe @ smarturl.it/skulljuice Like what you hear? Check out Harmontown @ hyperurl.co/harmontown Oh! Check out our survey @ smarturl.it/feralsurvey

Duration:01:23:29

I Ate Too Many Fritos

7/28/2017
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Don’t say ‘Hi’ to guest Scott Adsit, but get your Visa, put in a plastic bag, then a paper bag, and finally a box of regret. Now, settle in for another Skull Juice. Warning, there’s eventually a lot of chewing.

Duration:01:13:59

He’s the You of Then!

7/21/2017
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Great moods abound is this haircut of an episode. The man who plays the milkshake, Dana Snyder, (Master Shake on Aqua Team Hunger Force) joins a couple of living men, one a monster commentator, the other ghosted, and all smirking at death. Today we learn about bongo bumming, Andy’s first meeting with Gabe, Grade-A assholing, and Paul Lynde stories galore.

Duration:01:07:30

Do You Think There’s Gonna Be Slide Whistles In Heaven?

7/9/2017
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Dino and Chester, back again, but this week with Moon Zappa and Audrey Kissel as everyone figures out where they were conceived. (Play at home, Skulldingers). Andy tries to remember why he doesn’t remember Audrey. Perhaps it’s planetary business. “Every time I’ve been arrested - I looked it up - it was a full moon.” Dino plays a song from Trent and Andy improvises another. Songs also from Moon Zappa, Mark Foster, and Peter Blood.

Duration:01:14:30

Who’s Afraid Of Big Bad News?

7/1/2017
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Friends with trouble is how we start, full of the weep-weeps. A quick recap of Dino’s most recent party is given. Basically, Dino left early and Andy doesn’t remember any of it. Some Zappa talk before we get to podcasting’s hottest new segment: The Pedophilia Corner! They really step it up (or down?) in this one. And, despite all the slurs (a lot of slurs), it even features a brief moment of beauty.

Duration:01:36:26

Can I Spray Some In My Pussy?

6/24/2017
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Andy brought a pinecone and Dino brought an old friend, Magica. Dino also brought a cold, but everyone powers through in this pants-pissingly euphoric episode. *Cough*Cough* “I get to go home after this. You get to go to stupid jail.”

Duration:01:03:04

Now You Know How Earth Felt… And Mars

6/17/2017
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Making the most of all their worries and now purely guest-less (except for Tish And The Usual Gang), these two goofs return to the studio. “Good jokes today,” one of them will say. Oh, turns out Dino invited Sam Jay. She arrives just in time for his herpes story. Do you want hot wings with that?

Duration:01:08:26

From The Archives: Happy 9/11

6/10/2017
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Andy is sick. So, in lieu of Skull Juice, this week we revisit Dino's old Sorry About Everything podcast. This episode, from 2012, is about death and beyond. Please check out www.dahl.com for Steve Dahl’s network.

Duration:00:56:42

Look, I Gotta Lotta Laxative In Me

6/4/2017
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With maximum generosity, these two sick hosts bring Charles Fleischer in for some throat singing and impressions galore before some “influencers” arrive… Anyway, Dino’s got good guesses on who else is speaking before Charles makes his way out. Stay tuned for a voicemail from Dino’s proctologist.

Duration:01:06:18

What Are Those Binoculars For?

5/28/2017
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A child joins. No, an actual child, a human younger than ten. The missing piece. Vicky Lewis, showstopper, arrives. The boy sings. Andy steals his moment, briefly. More singing. Vicki plays her song about Andy. Talk of being slightly lezzie. Talk of Gary Busey. Dino steps out. Church steps in. Vicki and Andy recount News Radio as Church slinks out. And then there were two. Suddenly the Jeff Davis appears. He disappears with the lights.

Duration:02:41:17

That’s Like Dating My Own Labia

5/20/2017
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Andy Dick and Judd Hirsch here - or Judd’s ugly brother - and one of them is hard to pin down. Would you believe it? You don’t have to. Elaine Hendrix joins a room of wholesome people for a clean, wholesome show about animal breastfeeding and animal rescue and featuring plenty of crosstalk. Dating talk. Labia talk. Wholesome stuff, Skulldingers! Io Skunk Bucket Video: http://bit.ly/SkullJuiceEp35

Duration:01:14:52

I Just Want To Say I'm A Guest

5/12/2017
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Andy wants to make this one about healing, but first Kevin sits with Hoda and Kathie Lee to tell us what he’s up to (his podcast is Kevin On The Road). More talk of Dino and Andy’s history. What Greases Up Your Asshole? Tish enters, a joke is told, and away we go.

Duration:01:14:28

It Wasn’t Me

5/6/2017
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It’s a foursome of comedy and music and skin off Dino’s dick as Eric and Eliza Roberts sit in, but, sadly, no Eric Ribbets. There’s a flurry of Greek and tongue-kissing and key bumps. Who’s sucked cocks? Find out, this week only! Plus, a free Trent Commercial and, introducing, “You Have Cancer” Music. Just strum along, Skulldingers.

Duration:01:37:27

Everything Melts Away

4/29/2017
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Who’s eating out who? Wayne arrives with a song. Who’s song is it? Under the guise of interviewing Wayne, Andy reads off Dino’s history before going into his own. Young goofs! Blowjobs galore (for one of them). History. History. History. Music. History. History. Music. All kids have bad taste. Enter Darryl.

Duration:01:26:46

The Truth Is Actually Worse So Let’s Leave It At That

4/22/2017
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Easter Recap Edition: Andy has risen and it’s time to recap his appearance at Dino’s Easter party. There wasn’t any duck pie, but plenty of goofs and shenanigans and whatever whippets are categorized as (oh, right). Where are all the eggs hidden? Why was Robin Williams with Andy at 4AM years ago? With a crutch? Stay tuned, Skulldingers!

Duration:01:05:00