The DisBeer and Distress's Podcast

This has been one crazy journey, and we can't thank you all enough for being a part of it. We have loved and enjoyed all of the laughs and stories we got to share with you all. Our schedules and current lives don't give us the time or space to continue with our show, so we decided to end it on a high note. This is the last episode of our show, but we hope you all will remember the good times we shared with you :) Thank you from the bottom of our hearts. We are incredibly grateful to you...

This is our last true episode until our ending!! WE LOVE YOU ALL!! stay tuned one more episode of talking about our favorite times recording!

Nothing is sane in these states. NOTHING. The more we do this the more we realize we live in the United States of Fuckupery. #facts. * Follow us in the Twitter universe - @beer_dis * Go to our website disbeerndistress.com * Listen to us on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Castbox, Stitcher, Player FM, SoundCloud, GooglePlay, and all major podcast platforms

We are so apademic during this episode. * Follow us in the Twitter universe - @beer_dis * Go to our website disbeerndistress.com * Listen to us on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Castbox, Stitcher, Player FM, SoundCloud, GooglePlay, and all major podcast platforms

And so shall the state bashing continue........ * Follow us in the Twitter universe - @beer_dis * Go to our website disbeerndistress.com * Listen to us on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Castbox, Stitcher, Player FM, SoundCloud, GooglePlay, and all major podcast platforms

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnndddd.... we destroy Nebraska, California, and New Mexico because we are ear-fucking our way around the country destroying 3 states at a time. Do you think we can only ear-fuck/destroy 1 thing at a time? You DON'T know us then.........were skilled. * Follow us in the Twitter universe - @beer_dis * Go to our website disbeerndistress.com * Listen to us on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Castbox, Stitcher, Player FM, SoundCloud, GooglePlay, and all major podcast platforms

Aloha! Bonjou! ..........how the hell do you say hello in Maine?................."nice lobsta ya got there!"............I don't fail gracefully... We got 3 more states were gonna fuck up for ya right here. No, not there......HERE..... No....go left....up....down.......your OTHER left.......you know what? fuck it. Enjoy the dam show. * Follow us in the Twitter universe - @beer_dis * Go to our website disbeerndistress.com * Listen to us on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Castbox, Stitcher,...

Woot Woooooot! We continue to shit on every state with the 2nd episode in our Creepy States series! Please don't think we're picking on your special state, we're hating on all of them, so you're still in the cool club, just.......maybe on the other side of the table......... * Follow us in the Twitter universe - @beer_dis * Go to our website disbeerndistress.com * Listen to us on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Castbox, Stitcher, Player FM, SoundCloud, GooglePlay, and all major podcast...

EP1 of our State Bashing Series has BEGUN!!! We started off with Wyoming, Vermont, and South Dakota because those are the only 3 states that we HAVEN'T had ANY listeners in :(. Well luck have it, we got 1 listener from Wyoming about 2 weeks ago, so now we are in the ear holes of 50% of that states population :) Were bashing every state. NO state is safe. Fuck your state. Disbeer Does DeStates. * Follow us in the Twitter universe - @beer_dis * Go to our website disbeerndistress.com *...

Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three! 3...unsolved mysteries :) Do YOU know anything about these creepy fucking circumstances? Are you holding a box of evidence in your attic? Is aunt Karen holding a piece of evidence and taking those "mommy's little helper pills" because she DOESN'T want to admit that she has the bloody apron? Yes? Oh.....you should.....probably call the cops about that..... * Follow us in the Twitter universe -...

If you didn't already know that we're BAD people you will after this episode LOL * Follow us in the twitter universe - @beer_dis * Go to our website disbeerndistress.com * Listen to us on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Castbox, Stitcher, Player FM, SoundCloud, GooglePlay, and all major Podcast platforms

Who LOVES true crime? Like.....muuuuuuurrrrrdddeeeerrrrrr and really bad people. Da da DA!! It's Katie!! Danyelle and Wifey tell Katie true crime stories for her birthday because if Katie goes a day without hearing about a murder then she goes insane and we can't handle that... * Follow us in the twitter universe - @beer_dis * Go to our website disbeerndistress.com * Listen to us on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Castbox, Stitcher, Player FM, SoundCloud, GooglePlay, and all major Podcast...

Have you ever discovered something you wish you didn't? Were the pages of a magazine you JUST bought mysteriously sticky or did you do a home renovation and find a dead body? It's cool if you did, we don't judge... * Follow us in the twitter universe - @beer_dis or at disbeerndistress.com * Listen to us on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Castbox, Stitcher, Player FM, SoundCloud, GooglePlay, and all major Podcast platforms * Leave a review on iTunes, we love them like we love cheesecake on a...

spies, spies and more spies. Enjoy * Follow us in the twitter universe - @beer_dis * Go to our website disbeerndistress.com * Listen to us on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Castbox, Stitcher, Player FM, SoundCloud, GooglePlay, and all major Podcast platforms * Leave a review on iTunes

Join us for our version of jeopardy aka jeopardy. The winner received a calendar of natures dick pics - if you are interested in obtaining a calendar and to help support national parks and prostate cancer research please go to naturesdickpics.com or visit them on instagram @naturesdpics. Enjoy * Follow us in the twitter universe - @beer_dis * Go to our website disbeerndistress.com * Listen to us on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Castbox, Stitcher, Player FM, SoundCloud, GooglePlay, and all...

Love hurts……… Love stings……… And love kills. So Happy Valentines Day! We hope you have someone in your life you won’t kill out of love EVEN THOUGH that tasty life insurance policy your spouse got is sooooooo tempting because it will buy that fancy boat you saw in Sportsman’s Mag which you now subscribe to because you are in the middle of a mid-aged crisis and UNLIKE fine wine or fancy mold cheese, you are NOT succulent as you age you wrinkly fuck!....................Phew OK, well……………How...

Where do the funniest most ridiculous headlines and stories come from.....YUP Florida!! Come join us for some sh*ts and giggles. * Follow us in the twitter universe - @beer_dis * Go to our website disbeerndistress.com * Listen to us on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Castbox, Stitcher, Player FM, SoundCloud, GooglePlay, and all major Podcast platforms

I don't know how we managed to go from meteorite sickness to boner jenga but we did. Honestly, did you expect anything else? LOL * Follow us in the twitter universe - @beer_dis * Go to our website disbeerndistress.com * Listen to us on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Castbox, Stitcher, Player FM, SoundCloud, GooglePlay, and all major Podcast platforms * Leave a review on iTunes, we love them like we love cheesecake on a stick

It's all fun and games until you play creepy roulette * Follow us in the twitter universe - @beer_dis * Go to our website disbeerndistress.com * Listen to us on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Castbox, Stitcher, Player FM, SoundCloud, GooglePlay, and all major Podcast platforms * Leave a review on iTunes, we love them like we love cheesecake on a stick

Not your typical survivor show........these people went through some fucked.up.shit! You should listen to this and remember that these people LIVED the next time you spill your half mocha half americano light whipped caramel chocolate chip low-cal expensive beverage on your new pants that you just got except now you have 57 pairs of pants, but you still feel like your LITERALLY gonna die and OMG now you just can't with life so you have to tweet your dilemma and get support from your digital...