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Dlisted: The Podcast brings everything you love (and hate) about the site to your ears. During each episode, Michael K and Allison use their impeccable journalistic skills to analyze and joke about the celebrity stories you really need to know before you can peacefully go to sleep at night.

Dlisted: The Podcast brings everything you love (and hate) about the site to your ears. During each episode, Michael K and Allison use their impeccable journalistic skills to analyze and joke about the celebrity stories you really need to know before you can peacefully go to sleep at night.


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Dlisted: The Podcast brings everything you love (and hate) about the site to your ears. During each episode, Michael K and Allison use their impeccable journalistic skills to analyze and joke about the celebrity stories you really need to know before you can peacefully go to sleep at night.








Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 104 – Another Day For You And Me In Messy Ex Hell

Phil Collins’ messy fight over his Miami Beach mansion with his ex-wife is what Allison and I dive into first. And once we get out of that foolery, we dive into more messiness courtesy of Justin Bieber’s one-time spiritual adviser Pastor Carl Lentz getting dumped from Hillsong for passing his peen to someone who wasn’t […]


Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 103 – Old Asses

Because we hate ourselves, we spend way too long (read: more than a millisecond) talking about Rudy Giuliani’s crotch while getting into the Borat sequel. After we dip into that dark-sidedness, we talk about the latest layer of messy in the Lily James/Dominic West affair, and bring Armie Hammer into it. And we answer the […]


Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 102 – HoMan Holiday

On this mini-episode, we start with the cheating saga between Dominic West, Catherine FitzGerald, and Lily James, and for the listener, it turns into a pun nightmare for your ears. After we get into the alleged wandering peen antics of Dominic West, we get into the fapping peen antics of Jeffrey Toobin who was suspended […]


Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 101 – As Jenny McCarthy Cries Tears Of Betrayal

If this podcast had a budget that was above zero dollars, I’d play Push It at the beginning of this episode, because we start by talking about the new movies that have been pushed into a release date in the future because of goddamn coronavirus, and that leads to Allison telling me about her special […]


Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 100 – Eating Burger King Fries In Peace

We made it to our 100th episode! Thanks to everyone who has tainted their ears with our foolery. And we don’t have a budget to celebrate with cake but we celebrate by talking about Mariah Carey’s memoirs, where she gets into Tommy Mottola getting mad that she went to Burger King with Da Brat, her […]


Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 99 – Nose Swabbing At The Emmys

At the top of this episode, Allison and I plunge into the COVID-19-era Emmys complete with awkward skits, presenters in Hazmat tuxedos, the Schitt’s Creek cast living it up at Casa Loma, and Jason Sudeikis getting a fake corona test on camera. We also talk about Wayne Lineker (which is pronounced: WHO?!) looking for love […]


Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 98 – Dick Pics, Dickmatization, And Wandering Dicks

Nearly every episode of this mess of a podcast hugs its arms around the theme of dick, but we really do it with this one by first talking about Chris Evans’ dick slip that brought down the internet.Then we get into Katie Holmes getting with a dude who may or may not have dumped his […]


Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 97 – Masking Out At The MTV VMAs

If you’ve ever wanted to hear two old hos get into what the kids are up to, your dreams have come true, because Allison and I talk about this year’s socially distanced MTV VMAs from Lady Gaga going mask crazy to me actually praising Miley Cyrus. From there, we talk about Brad Pitt’s new skandalös […]


Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 96 – Charlotte’s Web Of Messiness

Yes, Kimmy Gibbler gets name-dropped again in this episode while Allison and I talk about Lori Loughlin and Mossimo going to prison (and yes, dropping Kimmy Gibbler’s name is the only reason why we chose to lead with this story). After that, we get into Charlotte Kirk, the actress who helped bring down two Hollywood […]


Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 95 – Sixteen Porcelain Thrones

We start with Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s move to a cute, little shack in Montecito full of sixteen pots to piss in, and we also turn into a home financing podcast by figuring out their monthly mortgage payment. We then talk about Olivia Munn stamping an F- on the sex report card of an […]


Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 94 – K-Y Jelly Not Needed

Allison and I devote the first part of this episode to Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion’s musical threat to K-Y Jelly known as WAP, and we get into the backlash from pearl-clutching conservatives and the backlash over Kylie Jenner being in the video. From there, we cover a handful of the sixteen thousand excerpts […]


Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 93 – HELLen on Earth

Allison and I start off this episode by talking about Ellen DeGeneres’ “Be Kind” facade cracking under the weight of all of the allegations that working for her sucks, and that leads us to talk about the daytime reality masterpiece Starting Over. We also talk about Ryan Reynolds apologizing for getting married to Blake Lively […]


Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 92 – Nipple Clamps On My Boat

In this one, we talk all about the Emmy nominations from Leslie Jones and Laverne Cox’s awkward moment to Baby Yoda getting snubbed to Reese Witherspoon getting locked out of an acting nomination to Allison praising the face-acting skills of Tobias Menzies. We then get into Natalie Maines calling out her ex on Gaslighter and […]


Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 91 – SECRETS!

We start with Kanye West’s Twitter spree and Dave Chappelle dropping everything to go to Wyoming to check on him. We then talk about the SECRET baby of Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel and the timing of it all. We also get into Princess Beatrice’s SECRET wedding, Dennis Quaid’s mind blowing over Lindsay Lohan not […]


Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 90 – Untangling The Entanglement

We start the episode by taking a healing journey into the healing journey that Jada Pinkett-Smith took when she had an entanglement with August Alsina while she and Will Smith were on a break. We leave the Red Table and then get into Kanye 2020 and cow farts! We also talk about Brooklyn Beckham getting […]


Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 89 – RandoNoThankYou

Allison and I start with covering the creepy fuckery that the “adventure” app Randonautica has brought. After we leave that horror movie, we talk about CHAIRGATE involving Christopher Nolan and Anne Hathaway before getting into the viral story of the man who got mad at a restaurant for making his wife wait 18 minutes for […]


Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 88 – In Praise Of The Himbo

While sitting in saunas (because we both kept our windows closed and A/C off so shit wouldn’t be noisy), Allison and I first wrap our melted brains around K-Pop stans and TikTok teens pranking Trump. From there we get into Winona Ryder calling out Mel Gibson for acting like Mel Gibson and giving love to […]


Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 87 – MORON-ey

We are late as hell with covering the Lea Michele saga and how after Samantha Ware called her out, everyone came out to declare her a horror show. But we do it, and after we do that, we keep with the theme going by getting into Canadian influencer Sasha Exeter calling out Meghan Markle’s Canadian […]


Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 86 – Row, Row, Row Your Boat Directly To Prison

Aunt Becky and Mossimo are going to prison (probably… maybe) and Allison and I get into that plate of schadenfreude before we talk about Lana Del Rey working Instagram’s servers to the bone by posting video after video about women in music and the backlash she got for pretty much only singling out women of […]


Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 85 – We’ll Always Have Their Cigarette Wedding

LOVE IS DEAD is the theme of this episode. Because we start with the fall of Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green’s marriage before pouring one out (“one” being an ashtray full of cigarette butts) for the end of Mary-Kate Olsen and Olivier Sarkozy’s marriage. We also cover Rooney Mara and Joaquin Phoenix making a […]