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Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 32 – Our Top Stories Of 2018!

12/14/2018
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Since Allison is off to birth out a human, it’s our last episode of the year, and it’s a mega episode complete with tech problems on my end (YAY!). (And listen, a 43-minute episode is a mega one to us, because we’re lazy.) We countdown what we think are the top stories of 2018, ranging […]

Duration:00:43:18

Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 31 – #Justice4OliviaTheDogFromWidows

12/7/2018
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This is our final regular episode of the year, because Allison is about to give birth to our third co-host, who is definitely going to outdo us in the jokes and “making sense” department. But before then, we shove our faces deep into a plate of Golden Globes and talk about the nominations including how […]

Duration:00:36:38

Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 30 – Lindsay Lohan Dents The Internet (Not Even)

12/4/2018
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Paper Magazine’s latest “Break The Internet” issue stars Lindsay Lohan who talked about moving to Dubai to avoid paparazzi (HA!) and her family-friendly Mykonos beach club (HA!!). One thing she didn’t really talk about is the video of her trying to snatch a Syrian refugee child while speaking in a question mark-inducing accent. From there, […]

Duration:00:33:43

Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 29 – Enter Meghan

11/30/2018
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“Thank God for Meghan Markle” are words that actually escape out of my mouth while Allison and I talk about how Duchess Meghan has pulled some “Alexis Carrington in season 2 of Dynasty” shit by injecting some much-needed drama into the usual boring British royal storylines. Other topics we get into include Leonardo DiCaprio bringing […]

Duration:00:32:29

Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 28 – Dolce & Gabbana Struck Again

11/27/2018
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Are Dolce & Gabbana the Max Bialystock and Leo Bloom of the fashion world and trying to sink their brand by spewing up racist and business-killing shit? This is a question Allison and I ponder while talking about the latest offensive dingle to trickle out of Stefano Gabbana’s mouth. We also get into Jameela Jamil wishing […]

Duration:00:32:58

Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 27 – Death By Pre-Stuffed Turkey

11/20/2018
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Allison declared her undying love for Butterball’s pre-stuffed turkey on our last episode, and that made some people cry, “SALMONELLA!” So we talk about the dos and don’ts of pre-stuffed turkey cooking (because we’re gourmet like that), and millennials supposedly pranking their parents with questions about nuking a turkey. But before we get into turkey […]

Duration:00:25:06

Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 26 – How Will We Ever Trust Anyone Or Anything Again?!

11/16/2018
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This episode starts off with a slow clap for Mariah Carey’s lambs getting Glitter to #1 on the iTunes charts, and once we do that, Allison and I sink down straight into the gutter by giving an embarrassing update (embarrassing because we should’ve seen it coming) on the story of the New Jersey couple who […]

Duration:00:32:24

Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 25 – Models, Medicine, And The Fluids Of Michael C. Hall

11/13/2018
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The American listeners who went hunting in supermarket aisles for Primo Pizza Squeeze and came up empty deserve an apology from me, so this episode starts off with that. Once I try to right that wrong, Allison and I talk about Victoria’s secret hatred of putting transgender and plus-size models in her fashion shows, Alicia […]

Duration:00:29:08

Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 24 – What’s The Tea On Chamomile “Tea”?

11/9/2018
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Tyler Henry and The Long Island Medium don’t have to quit the psychic game just yet, because Allison and I wrongly predicted who People would pick as their Sexiest Man Alive 2018. Once we weep about that (and slobber at the mouth over Idris Elba getting the title), we talk about the latest in the […]

Duration:00:35:43

Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 23 – An Eye For An Eye

11/6/2018
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The beginning of this episode’s theme is EYES! I talk about my ongoing eye drama, and then Allison and I talk about Pete Davidson, whose ex-fiancee got pissed over a website saying he has butthole eyes, getting into trouble for making jokes about a Republican congressional candidate who lost his eye during battle. From there, […]

Duration:00:35:07

Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 22 – It’s That Messy Time Of Year

10/30/2018
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And by “messy time of year,” we of course mean Halloween. Allison and I talk about our Halloween costumes from the past, like her Yoko OnoYouDidnt get-up and my No Ass Mariah costume. We also get into The Onion-like story of Lena Dunham writing a movie about a Syrian refugee, Josh Duhamel needing to grow […]

Duration:00:33:28

Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 21 – The Unsurprising Breakup Of Megyn Kelly And The Peacock

10/26/2018
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After I take off my tinfoil hat (or “aluminum foil hat” as my dumbass calls it) about the lottery being rigged, Allison and I get neck deep in the blackface messiness that Megyn Kelly created for herself. Once we cleanse ourselves, we talk about how Jennifer Garner’s new boyfriend might be a robot, and we […]

Duration:00:34:07

Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 20 – All Hail Granny Laurie Strode

10/23/2018
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Allison and I both saw Halloween over the weekend, so we prove that we’re the new Siskel & Ebert (if Siskel & Ebert knew nothing about movies and had trash taste) by talking about it, rating it, and worshiping at the badass memaw feet of Laurie Strode. But before we do that, we get into […]

Duration:00:34:58

Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 19 – Roseanne, Disney Princesses, And Grandpa Ash Cookies

10/19/2018
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…..walk into a bar. At the tippity top of the episode, I beg the universe and ask Allison to please pray for me to win the Mega Millions and Power Ball lotteries. I promise to do good with the money by preserving art (read: buying the rights to The Golden Girls so nobody can reboot it) […]

Duration:00:29:14

Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 18 – Waiting At The Lindo Wing Door

10/16/2018
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One good thing this podcast has done for me is given me yet another platform where I can curse Duchess Meghan for getting to do Prince Hot Ginge on the regular. And I do that for a good chunk of this episode. Allison and I talk about the latest royal baby news. Then we get […]

Duration:00:27:35

Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 17 – The Girls Are Fighting

10/12/2018
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It’s a very special day today (and no, I’m not talking about Princess Eugenie’s wedding, but congrats, girl). It’s Allison birthday, and we should devote the entire episode to her, but we’ve got business to get into like Lana Del Rey vs. Azealia Banks, Kanye West visiting the Orange House, and the emotional support squirrel […]

Duration:00:32:34

Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 16 – The Day Taylor Swift Invented Voting

10/10/2018
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After skipping an episode because I nearly died (I just had food poisoning), Allison and I are back to talk about Taylor Swift pulling a Taylor Swift by endorsing Democrats right before the mid-terms after taking Red State money, Keira Knightley getting blacklisted from Buckingham Palace FOREVER, and the feel-good plot twist of the My […]

Duration:00:35:40

Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 15 – A Double Dose Of Potent Foolery (AKA Kanye West And Lindsay Lohan)

10/2/2018
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Just when I was beginning to think that Allison and I would have nothing from the weekend to talk shit about, a giant double train wreck happened. Kanye West went off the rails again, and the ginger Babadook that is Lindsay Lohan really went off the rails when she tried to snatch a child in […]

Duration:00:33:44

Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 14 – SoundCloud Rappers Can’t Handle Their Flamin’ Hot Cheetos

9/28/2018
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We once again become a gourmet food podcast by discussing Flamin’ Hot Cheetos, peanut butter and mayo sandwiches, and saltines with butter in one episode. Ina Garten wishes! Allison and I cover both Lil Xan’s stomach getting ripped apart by the food of Britney Spears, and the sound of heaves filling the internet over peanut […]

Duration:00:29:43

Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 13 – Theroux-ing Up A Load Of Pretentiousness

9/25/2018
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If your ears had eyes (ear eyeballs?) they may roll to and fro over Justin Theroux trying to be the most ironic-est hipster whoever ironic-ed. Allison and I pick apart Justin Theroux’s New York Times interview from his lying about never wearing shorts to him comparing Chinatown to a Britney Spears song. From there, we […]

Duration:00:28:47