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Three friends. Several Contestants. One Championship Belt. Thousands of mentions of Chris Harrison. Join Donny, Matt, and John every week as they ostensibly recap ABC's "The Bachelor" and compete in their own friendship-testing fantasy league. Will you accept this podcast? Please? Come on they need this.

Three friends. Several Contestants. One Championship Belt. Thousands of mentions of Chris Harrison. Join Donny, Matt, and John every week as they ostensibly recap ABC's "The Bachelor" and compete in their own friendship-testing fantasy league. Will you accept this podcast? Please? Come on they need this.
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Three friends. Several Contestants. One Championship Belt. Thousands of mentions of Chris Harrison. Join Donny, Matt, and John every week as they ostensibly recap ABC's "The Bachelor" and compete in their own friendship-testing fantasy league. Will you accept this podcast? Please? Come on they need this.

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Episodes

Big D's Classified Ska Revival Guide

5/16/2019
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The Bachelorette premiere has come and gone and we have a lot to say about it. We break down Hannah's step into the limelight, discuss our new fantasy teams, and Donny improperly uses our beloved Bachelore to ska shame Matt.

Duration:01:01:15

IT'S LIST DAY

5/13/2019
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The bios of these awful men came out the day after we released our previous episode, so we are back for a very quick run down of our favorites before this dang thing premieres. We break down contestants such as Normal Guy, Roller Boy, Sperm Donor...alright I'll level with you I don't remember their names as I'm typing this. Enjoy!

Duration:00:23:57

Jeroma Bahsolo: A Good Star Wars Character

5/9/2019
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And now, back to our regularly scheduled program. The Bachelorette is back on 5/13, and the All-Father Chris Harrison decided to grace us with his presence early. We talk about a content-heavy reunion special from Monday, and dive in to the new cast of characters that will be vying for Hannah B's heart. Disclaimer: They're all pretty bad!

Duration:00:48:22

Grey's An Anime 2: Robotech

5/6/2019
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We face a more difficult task this week while comparing Grey's and the 1980's big-scary-mech show "Robotech." We also meet up with our very good friends Casey Kasem, Nicole Byer, and the omnipotent KHRYS.

Duration:00:45:26

Grey's An Anime 1: Fruits Basket

4/29/2019
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We watch the beginning of Grey's Anatomy and the 2001 acid trip Fruits Basket. We draw comparisons and do WAY better than anyone expected, including us.

Duration:00:56:17

Grey's An Anime 0: Donny Needs This

4/18/2019
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So it's come to this. We are deep diving into some uncharted territory to prove a "point" made by Donny several weeks ago..because he needs this. We talk about the parameters of our study regarding the correlation to ABC's hit medical drama Grey's Anatomy, and literally any anime series. Then we phone conference in with Donny (who needs this) to get his blessing on the experiment. Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

Duration:00:25:13

The Red Son

3/29/2019
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So we tried to talk about the Hulu special "Can I Steal You For A Second?" and give our much sought after insight. But we kinda ran out of steam halfway through and started talking about other things we're watching on television and then did some pop culture trivia. I don't know what this was, you might not either, but there's a chance you enjoy it!

Duration:00:51:04

Big Yikes (with The Marciano Siblings)

3/15/2019
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Well folks, this is it. Colton's final move. Will he choose one of two remaining women, or risk it all for Cassie? Who wins the fantasy championship this season? Who will be the upcoming Bachelorette? We absolutely have the answers to all of these, plus our plans for the off season and the upcoming months. We give you the episode recaps for the two part finale, and continuously get interrupted by Matt's comically large family. Also, John does crime and pays the price. Thank you all for your...

Duration:01:20:05

The Best Offense is a Good Gun Fence (with KC "Beef Boi" Abad)

3/8/2019
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Matt's back from Vegas just in time to talk about a really standard episode of The Bachelor. Nothing really out of the ordinary went down. Some kissing, some virgin references...oh yeah, Colton did finally jump the fence and gave us a release that this fan base has been awaiting for weeks, but other than that it was pretty tame. Join us as we dive into Fantasy Suites AND Women Tell All, talk about the bad town, and have our friend KC remind us that it's his word and we are not allowed to use...

Duration:01:07:37

O Napkin! My Napkin! (with Cathy "Matt" Rico)

3/1/2019
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Sorry for the very long episode, but Hometowns gives us a well of content that we have to completely tap, otherwise it gets all smelly and moldy. Colton meets the families and repeatedly lays it all on the line. How does it go? 2.5/4 dads agree, the dude seems pretty agreeable. A full recap of hometowns, a very close-to-the-heart Bachelore, and John plays the greatest prank on Donny. Grab the GameCube controller, we have some scores to settle.

Duration:01:14:21

Chekhov's Garbage Can (with Elio Vezza)

2/22/2019
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Our very dear DIY punk friend Elio came by and watched his first full episode of The Bachelor with us. He hated it! And that's okay! Two things that Elio doesn't hate? Wrestling and Donny. We talk about both more than anyone should. We also recap the show, meet with our favorite egg, and discuss a twitter mom with SOME URGES Y'ALL. Enjoy!

Duration:01:10:33

Sir Loin (with KC "Beef Boi" Abad)

2/14/2019
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Colton spent the last two hours of Bachelor canon swiftly and mercilessly reducing the playing field. His reward? Some cryptic foreshadowing and a whole mess of confusion. This thing is primed for a meltdown, and we are HERE. FOR. IT. We break down this massacre of an episode, play a new game where we get to talk about The Barenaked Ladies, and talk to our beefy buddy KC about his experience with the franchise (spoiler alert: not much!)

Duration:00:53:13

A Double Cross Double Feature

2/8/2019
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Y'all this episode was a DOOZY. A lot happened this week, and we have so much to discuss. Which is why we spend an excessive, unfathomable amount of time talking about Jackie Chan and his perfect stunts. Matt saw a double feature of JC's Police Story movies instead of watching the Bachelor so we bring him up to speed/chastise him for his betrayal. An episode recap, a Bache-lore with a lot of moving parts, and a board game that absolutely does not involve a certain Kung-Fu star. I don't even...

Duration:01:04:14

We Commit Time Crime

2/1/2019
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*CONTENT WARNING* This episode includes discussions about sexual assault and rape. For those who wish to skip, this conversation takes place between 34:25 to 39:08. Welcome to the beautiful city of Singapore, where the love is plentiful and so are the street bananas. We run through a recap of this week, play another rousing game of "ABC or MTV?", and use the bone pump on John to cure his Time Bends. Also, egg stops by to talk about her new favorite presidential candidate. Oh, Yay?

Duration:00:52:49

We Hate Matt Now!

1/25/2019
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The fantasy league is heating up, and some of us are doing a little better than others. The competition is fierce, and tensions are definitely more palpable than ever. Basically, Matt scored like infinity points this week and morale is not...great. We give you the weekly recap, weave the tale of an old-fashioned boom mic scandal, and really reminisce about one of the greatest speakers in this show's history. Time for some world class professionality, baby! NOTE: Show recap begins at 21:00.

Duration:00:51:41

Cooking Carl's Colton-oscopy

1/18/2019
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Listen, we know you're confused. WHO is Colton? WHY is he The Bachelor? WHAT is a virgin? We give you the whole story up to this point so you can impress your friends at parties. Also maybe consider going to better parties? We give you the full recap of episode 2, remember an MTV classic, and speak to an aspiring poet and very chatty chef about their thoughts on the season so far. Join us, won't you? NOTE: We recorded some stuff before watching the new episode, if you want to skip right to...

Duration:00:57:15

Jadzia featuring CruelxPool

1/11/2019
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After being subjected to a three hour, Dick Clark-esque premiere, we felt it necessary to record our thoughts while they were hot and spicy. We recap the first episode of the season, discuss our draft and the performance of our teams, and pay homage to our All-Father Chris Harrison. We also book a hardcore show that we think will DEFINITELY draw some attention. Dive into the cruel pool with us!

Duration:00:39:33

Wrestle for the Nut

1/7/2019
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Looking for a weekly recap of ABC's hit reality drama The Bachelor? Well, sorry, this is NOT the episode for you. But if you want some background on all of the contestants going after Colton's..uhh...inexperienced heart, then look no further! We also give you some rules of our fantasy league and answer some of the hard hitting questions. For example, will Bri keep up her fake Australian accent? How did Colton jump over a fence with such ease? Is Grey's Anatomy an Anime? And for real, why ARE...

Duration:00:53:52