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6 Bugle loving friends chewin' the fat on whatever topics take our fancy! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @buglespodcast

6 Bugle loving friends chewin' the fat on whatever topics take our fancy! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @buglespodcast
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6 Bugle loving friends chewin' the fat on whatever topics take our fancy! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @buglespodcast




36 - I'm going to relate to myself as Translender

The man more Fen than the Strawbear himself, @chunkybugle, is your host for episode 36 of Don't Touch The Bugles. It's the usual random chat to start this weeks' episode and talk soon turns to Teddy's impending knee operation. It's probably time to put your sandwich down when you listen to this as it gets squeamish at one point. Anyway, by the sounds of it, in the near future we'll be recording this podcast whilst emptying his bedpan and fluffing his pillows!! Angelo then asks the question...


35 - There was some guy sitting in a tree with binoculars

He's back, fresh from two weeks cruising around the motherland, @alexdiddly is your host for episode 35 of Don't Touch The Bugles podcast. So where do things start this week? Well, it's the place that separates the men from the boys, the wheat from the chaff and the smart from the.....anyway, its The Bugles League and @chunkybugle is your quiz master. There's a quick review of Diddly's wedding now that he's back with the Bugles including a recap of Angelo's music fuck up on the day and the...


34 - Sloppy and moist are two words I don't like

Is it just us or do these podcast titles keep getting worse? Ah well, fuck it.....they seem to grab your attention and hey, we won't judge if you don't! The Captain himself, @vancan41, is here to host the latest episode of Don't Touch The Bugles podcast. From the off, Angelo gets a battering for his 'tidy' ways and the levels of his OCD are brought into question. Actually, here's one for all of you listeners. When does an OCD trait start to become a superstition? The Bugles debate this and...


33 - Quarter to eight blow job

It's his lucky number but we're still not sure why (either that or we've forgotten!), that's right, @jiggsofbugle is back to host episode 33 of Don't Touch The Bugles podcast. The guys start this week with a tip of the cap to Diddly's wedding but don't worry, they save a full run down until the main man is back from his Honeymoon is Sardinia. Talk moves onto winning the lottery and how each of The Bugles would spend and/or share it. Jiggs reveals he has a doppelgänger - at least according...


32 - I had my trousers around my ankles

@teddypaling is back from a three week absence to host episode 32 of Don't Touch The Bugles. The guys start this week with Teddy explaining where he has been during his time away from recording which included a trip to the land of multiple coloured sands, a drive up to the home of his nemesis and a lay up in bed with a rash. Chunk reveals how his 6 year old had to help him get into the local library and Angelo gives us an update on his German Majorca, before sharing a new game...


31 - Why do people do that?!

Poppa Diddly's heir to the throne, @alexdiddly, is back to host episode 31 of Don't Touch The Bugles, the podcast where six brothers from other mothers chew the fat on the most random of topics. In typical, unscripted fashion, the guys start this weeks show with a treat from overseas as Diddly manages to get his Mediterranean hands on some non-standard flavours of everyones favourite cone shaped snack and the inspiration to the name of this podcast, it's Bugles! A pop song of old dedicated...


30 - I don't trust anyone with thin lips

Don't Touch The Bugles has hit another milestone everyone and this time it's the big 3-0, that's right.....The Bugles have managed to squeeze out every last drop of bullshit they have into 30 episodes and there'll be plenty more of where that came from so buckle up and enjoy, as @angelobugle is hosting. There's a very heartfelt and poignant message from Jiggs to start this week's episode and we urge you to listen to his very wise words carefully. Don't forget, it's always OK to ask for help...


29 - Is it any fucking wonder?!

@JiggsofBugle is your host this week as The Bugles are back at Podcast HQ for another episode of your favourite show. Things start with a flashback to last weeks show as some late 'Claim to Fame' entries from listeners are read out before The Bugles each discuss who the most famous celebrity they've physically met before is. There's a Salt and Vinegar crisp debate, talk about two rappers (just to be clear, that's rappers not wrappers!) and then out of the blue, another Bugle turns...


28 - He'll buy a cast iron dildo from the 1800's...

We're on the fun bus again this week as the Bugles take a trip down the road from Podcast HQ to Casa Ellwood as the Canadian wanabee, @vancan41, is back to host episode 28. There's no maple syrup on show for this episode but the guys do get off to a sweet start by chowing through some mammoth sized doughnuts whilst Angelo heads back to podcast HQ to get some of the vital recording equipment he forgot. What a douche! As ever, it's another random catch up of the week gone by including...


27 - I'd been cabbaged!

@chunkybugle is back to host episode 27 of your favourite podcast - well we hope it is! This weeks show starts with Chunk's new look and let's just say, we have two celebrities on hand to help you work out who he looks like. Talk then turns to another device eaves dropping on one of the Bugles, Area 51 and the Bugles being described as "British as fuck!". There's also an exclusive opportunity to buy a *world famous piece of Don't Touch The Bugles podcast memorabilia from eBay! One of the...


26 - At one point I put my fingers in my hole

This week @teddypaling brings you "The Three Amigos" podca…, wait, stop....we're lying, he's actually hosting episode 26 of Don't Touch The Bugles but there are only two other Bugles with him this week. Worry not listeners, it's still it's as entertaining as ever. The guys start talking about what has been happening in the week since the last episode was recorded and talk soon turns to a family member taking a trip to casualty (the emergency part of the hospital, not the BBC drama!) for...


25 - He sold a pube from his dog's bollocks

We have made it to the quarter of a century mark, the big 25 and @alexdiddly is on hand to show you the ropes.....along with special guest Daisy Dog. The guys kick things off with an update of the weekend's events including the meeting of Poppa Diddly and his strict instructions, a failed anniversary outing, heat sending people crazy and a special date night for one of the Bugles. This week's main topic is First Crush. We're not going to give away who the guys admit to having a liking for...


24 - It was literally the worst purchase I ever made

Welcome to episode 24 of Don't Touch The Bugles, hosted by @angelobugle, everybody's second favourite Italian (at least according to @alexdiddly!) The guys start with random chat about a friend of one of the Bugles who is about to hit his century, and we don't mean in cricket, and his salute from his friends. Talk then moves onto how somebody got a tattoo of pop sensation of old, Cher. Or did they? Oops! To mix things up a bit this week, the Bugles start with Weird Shit of the Week which...


23 - Lies! Lies! Lies!

@JiggsofBugle is back to host episode 23 of Don't Touch The Bugles! The guys kick things off with a round up of their week before Jiggs surprises everyone and takes them all on a trip down memory lane to episodes of old with a quiz. As with every quiz, there are points and what do points make? PRIZES! Well, in this particular quiz, you only get a prize for losing and if you get a prize for losing, you my as well change the word prize to forfeit! Then it's onto this week's main topic which...


22 - What's that naked one? Is it all bollocks?

Teddy is in charge of proceedings this week as he welcomes you, every man on the planet and his dog, to episode 22 of Don't Touch The Bugles. It's a three man podcast this week and the guys kick things off with a round up of their respective, and eventful weeks which include stories of a distinct lack of attendees to a prestigious sporting event, a Bugle who lost their shit and had a fight and another Bugle who had a fight to try and lose his'll make sense when you listen to...


21 - What the fuck am I doing in a bush?

We've brought the big guns out for this week's episode and they don't come much bigger (or better) than your host, @chunkybugle. The Bugles reminisce over last week's annual Bugles day of drinking in Nottingham and a lot of "Oh yeah, I forgot about that" is heard. Last week's episode recording finished at The Secret Garden but what happened after that? Only one way to find out, so make sure you hit download . Then it's onto the main topic of the week which is 'stupid things you've done...


20 - Tequila roulette goes wrong in Nottingham

This week you're invited to the Don't Touch The Bugles podcast party in Nottingham! The Bugles are quite literally drinking all day as they reminisce on where it all started four years ago - it's up to you if you want to bring a bottle but either way, sit back, relax and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs as @Vancan41 AKA Ellwood AKA Captain Canada, is your host this week in this 'access all areas', on the road episode! Ellwood kicks things off with a game of Tequila roulette but...


19 - The question is, would you slam dunk the funk?

We keep talking about the most random of things on Don't Touch The Bugles podcast and you keep coming back for more. Well, as you seem to love it so much, here's another episode for you and this week, @Alexdiddly is your host. Whilst the purpose of this synopsis is to inform you of what's spoken about, or rather, debated on each episode, some surprises are worth waiting for. All we'll say is this: Diddly brings a surprise topic to the table which forms the basis of the episode name. OK, OK,...


18 - I heard this weird drippy splashy noise on the carpet

Normal service is resumed as the guys are back to podcast HQ with an almost full quote of Bugles for you as Angelo hosts episode 18. The guys kick things off with an Amsterdam recap before Jiggs is pulled up for the use of some of his colourful language! It's then onto Weird Shit of the Week and topics include a wedding with a twist, an explosive mobile phone, chocolate treats and a very very overdue library book. This week, the main topic of conversation is Dates Gone Wrong. The guys...


17 - Schtop! Schtop! It's not ready yet!

If you're reading this, then it's worked. That's right, with Jiggs as your host this week, half of the Bugles were recording in the UK and half were recording in Amsterdam preparing Diddly for his journey into married life. Together, we've managed to record episode 17 of Don't Touch The Bugles podcast to bring you clips from both countries. By the end of this episode, you'll have more air miles than Richard Branson himself. So, over in the UK, Jiggs and Teddy start things off with a look...