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6/20/2018
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We've found something... unexpected in the Draft Bunker. Help the boys figure this out in a very unusual episode.

Duration:00:31:53

DTU Episode 026 - Rock Albums, Part 2 - Draft The Universe In The Morning - Nights

6/11/2018
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Join us for the exciting conclusion to our Rock Album draft. In this episode, Chris makes an unorthodox appointment for Poet Laureate, Ben really hates that, and Xhafer discovers his calling as an early morning DJ. Sorry for the clip in the middle of the ending theme. We can't figure out how to remove it.

Duration:01:26:54

DTU Episode 025 - Rock Albums, Part 1 - Ben The Skanking Banana

6/5/2018
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Hello Internet! It's our Rock Album Draft, bringing you the greatest hits of yesterday, today, and tomorrow . . . or maybe just a lot of Joe Cocker songs if we let Chris make the playlist. In this episode, Xhafer makes a No No Pick, Chris has a hard time with all this American slang, and Ben dares the others to steal his last pick.

Duration:01:07:06

DTU Episode 024 - Star Wars, Part 2 - Is This A Star Podcast; Or A Podcast, Star

5/29/2018
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Join us as we go through our Star Wars characters debate! Listen in as the boys start throwing around wildcards, Chris make an ouroboros of a game pitch, we find out if Ben can do a Chewbacca impression, and Xhafer finds an old favorite in a place we didn't expect.

Duration:01:09:39

DTU Episode 023 - Star Wars, Part 1 - Boba Fettucine.mp3

5/21/2018
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Hello Internet, it's episode one of our Star Wars Draft! Or is it episode four of our Star Wars Draft? As long as it's not the Christmas Special episode I think we're okay. In this episode Chris tries desperately to fit the Cantina band into his Dune references, Xhafer drafts a Chosen One, but not that one . . . no the other one, and Benjamin fell down a TV Tropes pit deeper than the Sarlacc.

Duration:01:10:36

DTU Episode 022 - Balls, Part 3 - Is This Podcast Haunted . . . It Might Be

5/15/2018
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It's the dramatic conclusion to our Balls draft. Is this our silliest episode yet? It Might Be. In this episode Ben is still trying to sell the guys on the idea of Zorbs, Chris puts a pokeball in a pokeball so you can pokeball while you pokeball, and Xhafer tells us his ideal wine pairing.

Duration:01:04:47

DTU Episode 021 - Balls, Part 2 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles All The Way Down

5/8/2018
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It's the second episode of out Ball Debate. So watch out as our picks come together with the force of a Newtons Cradle on the desk of Zeus! In this episode Ben desperately tries to get the guys to laugh at his puns, Xhafer gets My Fair Ladied, and Chris takes us deeper into The Turbo Vesrse.

Duration:00:47:41

DTU Episode 020 - Balls Part 1 - #XhaferWarCrime

5/1/2018
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Well on this episode Xhafer chose for us to draft our favorite balls. Will we pick Prom? Croquet? Super Monkey Ball? Listen as we draft our favorites. In this episode Chris is looking for some magic balls, Ben shows a tenuous grasp of Victorian Literature, and Xhafer commits an aural war crime. And Ben had to edit this, so he had to relive it over and over and over . . . the horror . . . the horror . . .

Duration:00:45:12

DTU Episode 019 - Going Double Odin, MCU Bye Week - Featuring GeekyGreekGamer

4/25/2018
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DTU Episode 019 - Going Double Odin, MCU Bye Week - Featuring GeekyGreekGamer by The Coin Productions

Duration:01:10:14

DTU Episode 018 - Wrestlers, Part 3 - We Can Say It This Time

4/17/2018
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Now, for the 3 of us in the bunker, and the millions of you listening around the world, Ladies and Gentlemen, LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUMMMMBBBBLLLLLEEEEEEE! It's time for the second half of our wrestling debate, and this time the main event isn't a Battle Royale, it's a Royal Rumble! Listen in as Chris makes us all even more terrified of Asuka, Xhafer forces Chris's least favorite bit to come back, and Ben makes a plea to save kayfabe, then kills kayfabe.

Duration:01:06:00

DTU Episode 017 - Wrestlers, Part 2 - The Limit Of Abstraction

4/9/2018
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It's time to grab the tables, chairs, and ladders (changing the order means we don't get sued, right?) and join the guys as they debate with their favorite wrestlers, and listen in as Xhafer sees a surprise Money In the Bank cash-in, Chris isn't sure which Sting is which, and Ben just wants everyone to feel the love.

Duration:00:50:44

2018 Wrestlemania Predictions

4/6/2018
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The boys sit down and go over their Wrestlemania predictions in this special episode, with the stakes being a whole lot of wild cards to be earned for future episodes.

Duration:00:51:50

DTU Episode 015 - Time Travel Destinations, Part 3 - The Wrong Pink Floyd Song

3/27/2018
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It's the finale of our Time Travel Draft. Join us this episode to see who makes the best use of time! Xhafer takes us on a first date in the future, Ben becomes Vice President after destroying London, and Chris is the Walrus. Goo goo g'joob motherf****r.

Duration:00:42:50

DTU Episode 013 - Time Travel Destinations, Part 1 - Are We Just Bill And Ted

3/20/2018
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It's lucky episode 13 and the boys are gonna go back in time! We are drafting Time Travel Destinations, and we did this one with no prep time, so we are hot off the cuff and coming straight to you. In this episode Chris continues his desperate search for a sponsor, Xhafer breaks out the brown pants, and Ben keeps looking for new and more interesting places to die.

Duration:00:49:06

DTU Episode 012 - Captains, Part 3 - My Dad Is The Mayor

3/13/2018
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It's the second half of the captain's debate! Join us for Ben being all like OH MY GOD, Xhafer being all like OH MY GOD, and Chris being all like dear god what have I done.

Duration:00:56:30

DTU Episode 011 - Captains, Part 2 - Existential Crisis Of Sogginess

3/12/2018
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It's episode 11, the first half of our Captain's debate. Listen in has Chris makes a surprising Steven King connection, Xhafer makes a surprising choice against his own interest, and Ben makes a completely unsurprising pun.

Duration:01:03:37

DTU Episode 010 - Captains, Part 1 - The Crunch Maneuver

3/6/2018
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Welcome to Episode 10, our Captains Draft. Lines are drawn as it becomes clear our ideas of what a Captain should be are very different. In this episode Xhafer goes West, Chris goes from BBQ Ribs to Cannibalism, and Ben has a complete and total mental breakdown.

Duration:01:07:48

DTU Episode 009 - Bye Week 1 - Featuring GreekyGeekGamer

2/27/2018
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Hello Internet, it's Bye Week! The boys have been brought into the Draft Bunker to do some Micro Drafts. That's code for a week where we don't have to do any research, cause this can be a lot of work. Also we have our first guest, Alex the Geeky Greek Gamer joins us to talk about video games. In this episode Xhafer embraces pandering, Chris plugs in, and Ben designs a Boaty McBoatface video game.

Duration:01:08:59

DTU Episode 008 - Bond Films, Part 2 - Murder, La Chiffre Wrote

2/20/2018
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Episode 008, where the guys argue their James Bond picks! Now as always we expect this podcast returned in pristine condition! As always thank you for listening.

Duration:02:10:33

DTU Episode 007 - Bond Films, Part 1 - Never Draft Never Say Never Again Again

2/13/2018
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On this week's episode the guys draft their favorite Bond Films. Will your favorite get picked? In this episode, Chris tries to catch them all, Xhafer goes off the list, and Ben actually edits his first episode!

Duration:00:56:19