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DTU Episode 39 - Do Draft Commissioners Dream Of Tool Album Covers - Bye Week

9/18/2018
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It's a new Bye Week and the Draft Commissioner is taking DIRECT CONTROL! Of the Hype! In this episode Chris dreams of riding Sand Worms, Ben tells the most Ben story ever, and Xhafer puts out a call for TurboMan to guest host.

Duration:00:59:29

DTU Episode 038 - Sports, Part 2 - Doki Doki Chess Box! Action Redux

9/10/2018
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SPORTS! That's what you come to our podcast for, right? On this episode, Chris hits a Hunger Games home-run, Xhafer doesn't even try to pronounce that name, and Ben's microphone gets sent to the penalty box (for technical difficulties).

Duration:01:02:11

DTU Episode 037 - Sports, Part 1 - Pretending You Don't Know The Rules Is More American

9/4/2018
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Listen in as the boys talks about their favorite sports and conduct the sports draft. Join us as Xhafer keeps trying to swerve the conversation, Ben panders to the actual sports fans, Chris gets in trouble, and We all come together to insist that things keep getting inaccessibly weird.

Duration:00:52:00

DTU Episode 036 - Animated Films, Part 2 - Murder Toys

8/28/2018
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Join us as the guys go through their commissioner mandated animated movies debate! Tune in as Chris gets a little peachy, Ben confuses his Joes, and Xhafer looks for THE CLLAAAAAWWWWW.

Duration:01:24:06

DTU Episode 035 - Animated Films, Part 1 - Why Do Cartoons Make Us Cry

8/20/2018
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Hello Internet, we survived the Draught Draft but forgot to pick this weeks topic, and The Commissioner isn't pleased so he's sending us down an Animated Film draft that makes us cry more than we expected. In this episode Xhafer has to deal with the impact of Aladdin on his life, Chris fondly reminisces about bootlegged cable, and Ben calls out The Rock!

Duration:01:01:14

DTU Episode 034 - Draught Draft, Part 3 - Booty Berries Bougie Bastard Foamy Chris Jericho

8/14/2018
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This week, you get the exciting conclusion to our epic drunken draught draft! How lucky are you?! In this episode the boys get drunk and learn an important lesson about friendship. And maybe they don't want to do this again. Ben gets up to... whatever. Chris says some stuff. Xhafer just... I... nevermind. Would you mind getting us some water?

Duration:01:00:54

DTU Episode 033 - Draught Draft, Part 2 - An Honest Mis-Sake

8/8/2018
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Join us for the first half of our beer debate. Yep, that's right, we got drunk and went on for a longer time than usual. Who could have possibly foreseen this happening? This week Ben is a Trainwreck, Xhafer is a Dunkle, and Chris shares a Christmas miracle (and some of his Sake!)

Duration:01:02:27

DTU Episode 032 - Like, Oh My Gilgamesh - Bye Week Featuring Loriann Gurley

8/1/2018
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Join the boys for a surprise bye week as they go back to school with their biggest fan. There's a short essay portion, a poetry assignment, and a pop quiz. How will they score? Probably not great. Featuring DTU's biggest fan, Loriann Gurley.

Duration:01:17:26

DTU Episode 029 - Bad Movies, Part 1 - Bon Cop, Bad Draft

7/11/2018
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Don't call it a comeback, we've been here for almost 30 episodes now. Join us this week as we draft the very best Bad Movies. In this episode, Ben contemplates total annihilation, Xhafer does a good impression, and Chris picks his own no-no pick.

Duration:01:09:30

DTU Episode 028 - Fads, Part 2 - TurboVerse Tapas

7/2/2018
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Hello Internet! We are back to finish out our Fads Draft. So come along as we take a look at those trends that burned twice as bright, but half as long. In this episode Ben saves the future through the power of Ska, Chris just cannot understand pole-sitting, and Xhafer gets a temporal comeuppance.

Duration:01:23:08

DTU Episode 027 - Fads, Part 1 - Is This Existential Dread

6/26/2018
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Listen in as the guys go over their favorite fads of the past and present in this draft. Join in as Ben is a bad friend, Xhafer gets told he can't pick something, and Chris gets confused about the status of one of these fads and its relation to butts. Also, we kind of become a let's play podcast. Hail Booty.

Duration:00:55:10

HELP

6/19/2018
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We've found something... unexpected in the Draft Bunker. Help the boys figure this out in a very unusual episode.

Duration:00:31:53

DTU Episode Negative One (-1) - An Introduction, With Time Travel

6/18/2018
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We don't known where this came from and we don't remember making it. HELP.

Duration:00:16:48

DTU Episode 026 - Rock Albums, Part 2 - Draft The Universe In The Morning - Nights

6/11/2018
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Join us for the exciting conclusion to our Rock Album draft. In this episode, Chris makes an unorthodox appointment for Poet Laureate, Ben really hates that, and Xhafer discovers his calling as an early morning DJ. Sorry for the clip in the middle of the ending theme. We can't figure out how to remove it.

Duration:01:26:54

DTU Episode 025 - Rock Albums, Part 1 - Ben The Skanking Banana

6/5/2018
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Hello Internet! It's our Rock Album Draft, bringing you the greatest hits of yesterday, today, and tomorrow . . . or maybe just a lot of Joe Cocker songs if we let Chris make the playlist. In this episode, Xhafer makes a No No Pick, Chris has a hard time with all this American slang, and Ben dares the others to steal his last pick.

Duration:01:07:06

DTU Episode 024 - Star Wars, Part 2 - Is This A Star Podcast; Or A Podcast, Star

5/29/2018
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Join us as we go through our Star Wars characters debate! Listen in as the boys start throwing around wildcards, Chris make an ouroboros of a game pitch, we find out if Ben can do a Chewbacca impression, and Xhafer finds an old favorite in a place we didn't expect.

Duration:01:09:39

DTU Episode 023 - Star Wars, Part 1 - Boba Fettucine.mp3

5/21/2018
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Hello Internet, it's episode one of our Star Wars Draft! Or is it episode four of our Star Wars Draft? As long as it's not the Christmas Special episode I think we're okay. In this episode Chris tries desperately to fit the Cantina band into his Dune references, Xhafer drafts a Chosen One, but not that one . . . no the other one, and Benjamin fell down a TV Tropes pit deeper than the Sarlacc.

Duration:01:10:36

DTU Episode 022 - Balls, Part 3 - Is This Podcast Haunted . . . It Might Be

5/15/2018
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It's the dramatic conclusion to our Balls draft. Is this our silliest episode yet? It Might Be. In this episode Ben is still trying to sell the guys on the idea of Zorbs, Chris puts a pokeball in a pokeball so you can pokeball while you pokeball, and Xhafer tells us his ideal wine pairing.

Duration:01:04:47

DTU Episode 021 - Balls, Part 2 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles All The Way Down

5/7/2018
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It's the second episode of out Ball Debate. So watch out as our picks come together with the force of a Newtons Cradle on the desk of Zeus! In this episode Ben desperately tries to get the guys to laugh at his puns, Xhafer gets My Fair Ladied, and Chris takes us deeper into The Turbo Vesrse.

Duration:00:47:41

DTU Episode 020 - Balls Part 1 - #XhaferWarCrime

4/30/2018
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Well on this episode Xhafer chose for us to draft our favorite balls. Will we pick Prom? Croquet? Super Monkey Ball? Listen as we draft our favorites. In this episode Chris is looking for some magic balls, Ben shows a tenuous grasp of Victorian Literature, and Xhafer commits an aural war crime. And Ben had to edit this, so he had to relive it over and over and over . . . the horror . . . the horror . . .

Duration:00:45:12