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Mixed Drinks, Bartending School, Wes Anderson Sucks, Lil Neeson Movies

6/20/2018
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What’s your favorite mixed drink? We briefly discuss ours. Mark talks about bartending school. We also trash Wes Anderson, and righfully so. Liam Neeson comes up and the conversation moves to imagining him as a soundcloud rapper. It’s just four dudes discussing nonsense as per usual. Find us @eotb_podcast on twitter and IG. Hit us up on facebook. Say hi. Tell us a topic you’d like us to discuss. Cheers!

Duration:00:51:33

Father’s Day, Booze & Weddings, First Cars

6/17/2018
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Father’s Day and Mother’s Day are both ridiculous holidays. We tell you why upfront and with conviction. Booze & Weddings was the best way we could tie in a couple random topics. We focus on wedding where this isn’t any booze, and Tim tells a story of a million dollar + wedding he got to attend. First vehicles have never been discussed so we tackle the crappy cars we owned when we first were granted access to the open road and a taste of freedom. Cheers!

Duration:00:41:34

Drugs, Scorpion Nature Talk with Tyler, Best Chain Restaurant, Shitty Jobs

6/15/2018
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Up top we discuss the first time we smoked fire cabbage. Tyler then decides to take us on another nature adventure and we spend way to much time discussing scorpions, which of course briefly turned into a conversation about 80’s metal. We give you our hot takes on the best chain restaurants and the frustrations of waiting tables. Tyler is up again with a story about giving a hooker a ride, and we briefly talk about shitty jobs. ***Yes they’re the same promos from the previous...

Duration:00:48:00

Wine & Incels, Herbalife & Plexus, Boring Superpowers, Lazy Roommates

6/10/2018
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Wine and Incels, what do they have in common? Nothing really, but we regularly tie in two topics that wouldn’t normally go together. We talk about Herbalife, Greens, and Plexus. Tim comes up with a new product to pitch for a multilevel marketing scheme. We rip on Intern Ryan. We also discuss the most mundane superpowers we’d like to have. Finally, stories are shared of lazy roommates who don’t clean up after themselves and sometimes leave raw chicken in the ice tray. All that and more on...

Duration:00:58:45

Wine & Incels, Herbalife & Plexus, Boring Superpowers, Lazy Roommates

6/10/2018
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Wine and Incels, what do they have in common? Nothing really, but we regularly tie in two topics that wouldn’t normally go together. We talk about Herbalife, Greens, and Plexus. Tim comes up with a new product to pitch for a multilevel marketing scheme. We rip on Intern Ryan. We also discuss the most mundane superpowers we’d like to have. Finally, stories are shared of lazy roommates who don’t clean up after themselves and sometimes leave raw chicken in the ice tray. All that and more on...

Duration:00:43:23

The KKK are Dorks, Champawat Tiger, Michael Caine and Aging, Planet Fitness

6/6/2018
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Wizards…dragons….LOTR? Nope, just dumb ol’ KKK. We rip on America’s dumbest fraternal order of ignorant dorks up top. Tyler tells us a crazy story about a serial killer tiger in India. We discuss the topic of aging as men using Michael Caine as a reference. Finally, you want to get jacked? Do you want to get ripped? Do have pure, raw, thicc power inside of you? Well don’t show it at Planet Fitness. They want to keep you fat and dumb. All this plus a bunch of filler…as we do. Hit us up at...

Duration:00:55:06

Entertainment News, Nick’s Dad is a Terrorist, Airports and Flying, Public Pools

6/3/2018
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It’s safe to say that everyone here would rather watch fake news, whatever that is, rather than entertainment news, Mark especially. If you’re a fan of the show then you’ve gotten an earful about Nick’s dad. Well he’s got a great story about his dad flying back to Ohio which inevitably leads us into some good airport stories. Finally, we all weigh in on public pools: cleaner or dirtier than a mouthful of lake water? Folks, every week we’re growing a little bigger and it’s thanks to you....

Duration:00:53:57

The Cockisode

5/30/2018
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Well folks…it was bound to happen. There are a couple things that are universally funny: farts and anything cock related. The latter is focused on heavily in this episode. If you listen to this podcast, first off bless you, but you’d also know that Tim is a nurse. He tells us some interesting stories and cock related conditions. Think of this as a way to laugh while you learn. Cheers!

Duration:00:48:28

Dry Hopping, Bad Movies We Paid To See, Tim’s Inappropriate Family, Gay Mexican Beach Resort

5/27/2018
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Stick with this episode. It lulls just a bit at the beginning, but it picks up very quickly. You’ll definitely want to stick around for a recap of Tim’s recent trip home to Boston. Tyler also tells us about his trip to Mexico. We wish we could tell you more. We hope everyone has a good Memorial Day weekend and we’ll be back with another episode for ya this Wednesday. Hit us up @eotb_podcast and tell your friends! Cheers!

Duration:00:47:07

Church Songs, Potlucks, Pizza D’s, Ted Haggard, Wrestlers in Politics

5/23/2018
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Do you love a good hymn? We…uh…enjoy them for different reasons. What about those sweet potlucks you had at church. Good eatin’. We talk about it. If you’ve spent any time in Little Rock then I’m sure you’ve heard of Pizza D’s. We talk about the pros and cons of the Little Rock hot spot. How do we round this episode out? With talk of a mega-church pastor gettin’ handys, using meth, and hiding his homosexuality. Plus, wrestlers in politics is not the segment you think it is. Shorter format,...

Duration:00:45:05

Corporate Bathrooms, Hotel Thievery, Boy Scouts, Ghost Adventures

5/20/2018
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What happens in corporate bathrooms? The brutal reality of toilet warfare is revealed. How do you know what is ok to take from your hotel? We work it out. Boy scouts? Not anymore. Do you like your ghosts raw, being hunted down by a man in jnco jeans, and hair that rivals Guy Fieri? No? Neither do we. That’s why we rag on the goofiest ghost show to ever come out. All that and more. Hit us up @eotb_podcast. Cheers!

Duration:00:27:30

First Beer, Tim Avoids Molestation, Stories of Boston, Birthday Presents For Family

5/13/2018
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How do you know what to buy adult family members for their birthday? Should you even get them something? Have you every wondered what it’s like to grow up in Boston? What was your first beer? We answer all of these questions except for the last one, because we don’t know you. Only you can answer that question. Listen to this episode. Laugh. Tell your friends. Hit us up on the socials @eotb_podcast We love you guys.

Duration:00:49:56

Doe’s Eat Place, Disappointing Food, Scrimps, Canned Bread, Elevator Etiquette

5/6/2018
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Tackling the random issues that need tackled. Great stories this week from all the guys. Local restaurants get discussed. We tell you the right way to pronounce “shrimp.” Tim also chimes in on canned bread, which none of us knew was a thing. You have questions about elevator etiquette? Wonder no more. It’s what you’ve come to expect. @eotb_podcast on IG and Twitter. Give us a shout. Cheers!

Duration:00:45:41

Anniversaries, Application Tips, Sh*t Tent, Random, Toronto Tragedy, Business Lunch Etiquette

4/29/2018
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Shorter format but just as much nonsense. Tyler gives everyone some tips when trying to become gainfully employed. Stories of Wakarusa, camping, and a boy named Random. The guys also discuss the dos and don’ts of eating on the company’s dime. Hit us up on Instagram and Twitter @eotb_podcast. Cheers folks!

Duration:00:48:05

Mom Rankings, Nebraska Brewing, Willow, Barenaked Ladies, John McC(L)ain

4/25/2018
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Well this one is just absurd. When we let Tim come up with segments inevitably we’ll end up with something like “Mom Rankings.” Tyler has some strong opinions on the Barenaked Ladies which Mark disagrees on. We all discuss one of the most underrated and overlooked movies ever, Willow. We also discuss how great John McCain was in Die Hard. Tyler has our beer review this week and he does it topless, so head over to IG: eotb_podcast and check it out. Cheers!

Duration:00:46:52

Candy, Gandy Dancer Mead, Mood Rings, Goosebumps, Young Drinking

4/22/2018
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We’ve got a few changes heading your way and it’s all addressed up top. On this episode, Mark nearly vomits. Tim brings Viking alcohol. Tyler introduces us to the ancient mysticism of mood rings, and Nick has another great story about drinking at young age. Thanks so much for all the continued support. We appreciate it guys.

Duration:01:06:10

Tobacco Tales, Massage Stories, Necco Wafers vs Good ‘N Plenty

4/15/2018
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We’re a little wordy up top with some shoutouts and such. The beer review is right out of the gate with the Irish Red from Diamond Bear Brewery in North Little Rock. Diamond Bear is the OG in Arkansas for craft beer so be sure to check them out. We’ve got some good banter regarding the first time we smoked/dipped, plus some massage stories we’re sure you can relate to. We also have another surprise appearance from our newest member Woodrow. Check us out on IG, FB, and Twitter. Thanks for...

Duration:01:18:29

Mercury In Retrograde, Retro Blumpkins, Skills, New Riverfest, Conservative White Trash Music

4/8/2018
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Tyler brings us in this week, not only for the intro but also for our first topic, Mercury in retrograde…whatever that means. Tim brings up the hot topic of blumpkins. We discuss the skills we wish we had pursued in life, the terrible lineup for the new Riverfest in Little Rock, and all the music your dirty uncle likes to listen to while he considers himself a patriot. It’s what you’ve come to expect from Epizootics of the Blowhole. Hit us up on IG and Twitter at eotb_podcast and find us...

Duration:01:25:07

New Hip Hop & Hobo Johnson, Adoption, The Best Bar, Nick Learns the Bible Pt. 2

4/1/2018
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We discuss 6ix9nine and Hobo Johnson as well as our general disgust for the band Train. The topic of adoption is discussed after Tim tells us about an encounter in Dallas with a man randomly discussing his recent adoption. We talk about the best bar in the world, and if you’re from the Little Rock area you’d know it, what’s up Zack’s Place. Last week we discovered that Nick knew next to nothing about the bible so we’ve been doing our part to enlighten him, starting with the tale of Sodom...

Duration:01:38:56

St Patrick’s Day Recap, Facebook Decorum, Nick Learns About the Old Testament, First Concerts

3/25/2018
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We all give a rundown of how our livers barely survived St. Patrick’s Day in Hot Springs, Arkansas. The very civil world of social media is discussed and praised. Nick discovers just how terrible the Old Testament actually is. Finally, we discuss the first concerts we went to. You’re bound to laugh at some point in this week’s episode. Thanks for the support. Hit us up on facebook and instagram.

Duration:01:29:02