The Church Absurd - The Unholy Archives
Comedy
Welcome to the archive of The Church Absurd. From 2018 to 2019, Reverend Jess and his cast of guests spread the gospel of absurdity. Everything from conspiracy theories, fake news, cryptids, movies, and even provided a soapbox for people who live with Occupational Torment. This podcast is not for the religious, the easily offended, or the faint of heart. - All segments written by Reverend Jess. - All editing done by Reverend Jess. - Recorded in The Fat Chapel. Special Thanks: Lonnie King, Rusty Cage, RPM, Anthony, Altar Server Portajohn and Cardinal Chris. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support
Location:
United States
Genres:
Comedy
Description:
Welcome to the archive of The Church Absurd. From 2018 to 2019, Reverend Jess and his cast of guests spread the gospel of absurdity. Everything from conspiracy theories, fake news, cryptids, movies, and even provided a soapbox for people who live with Occupational Torment. This podcast is not for the religious, the easily offended, or the faint of heart. - All segments written by Reverend Jess. - All editing done by Reverend Jess. - Recorded in The Fat Chapel. Special Thanks: Lonnie King, Rusty Cage, RPM, Anthony, Altar Server Portajohn and Cardinal Chris. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support
Twitter:
@FATLULZRADIO
Language:
English
Email:
Fatlulzradio@gmail.com
Episodes
#43: The End
12/21/2021
Jess burns down the church after two years of waiting. Special appearances by former guest RPM and superfan Clell. This is how it ends. The after show may continue, but The Church Absurd proper is dead. Thank you for all the years of support. Written by Reverend Jess Recorded by Reverend Jess Edited by Reverend Jess. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support
Duration:00:21:56
Lonnie's Paradise
2/19/2021
From the new album from Lonnie King: Songs In The Key of Bigfoot! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support
Duration:00:05:44
Little Lonnie Man
2/19/2021
From the new album from Lonnie King: Songs In The Key of Bigfoot! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support
Duration:00:05:27
In The Woods Tonight
2/19/2021
From the new album from Lonnie King: Songs In The Key of Bigfoot! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support
Duration:00:06:58
Crash Test Lonnie
2/19/2021
From the new album from Lonnie King: Songs In The Key of Bigfoot! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support
Duration:00:05:24
Mountain Road
2/19/2021
A new track from Lonnie's album. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support
Duration:00:04:01
Church Absurd Update
9/16/2020
Will it return?
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Duration:00:05:48
RJASS #3: Updates and Where Have We Been?
3/17/2020
Giving you guys an update and playing a never before released segment! Follow us on Anchor!
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Duration:00:27:32
The Sound of Sasquatch
3/7/2020
Final version. Full album coming soon. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support
Duration:00:04:15
The Future of The Church Absurd
9/24/2019
Rev Jess gives you an update as to what's happening. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support
Duration:00:01:09
THE CHURCH ABSURD #42: I'll Never Go To Africa Again (The Shitty Version)
8/11/2019
Jess and Sam talk Area 51, e-thot murder, Crystal Head Vodka, and Jess' mom performs on Mom Metal. Our apologies, but this episode is censored. This will never happen again. If you're easily offended, you should probably stop listening to this show going forward and then go f*ck yourselves. Like, comment, review, subscribe! Help us build The Congregation! This episode is also available on Apple Podcasts, Google Play Music, TuneIn, Stitcher, and all secondhand podcast players. End Theme:...
Duration:01:07:53
RJASShow #2: Papa Desi's Double Postal Penetration ft. Vince Desi of Running With Scissors)
6/8/2019
Interview starts at 7:40 Jess interviews one of his personal heroes: the creator of the Postal games, Vince Desi of Running With Scissors. We talk the rabid fan base RWS has, the comedy of the Postal games, stories from the set of Postal: The Movie, RWS' current projects, a possible Krotchy side scroller, Postal shovels being made, the fate of the VR game in development, and the infamous Postal rubber phallus. Follow the RWS Twitter: @rwsbleeter Follow Vince: @vincedesi Buy the games and the...
Duration:01:04:34
THE CHURCH ABSURD #41: Calm The F*ck Down, NASA
5/27/2019
Jess and Sam get a chill episode going, talking MIB, NASA's 5 year plan for the moon, free speech, and watch more messed up stuff for WTFU. Also, Roof Koreans and small town government. To claim one of the free copies of Postal: Redux, shoot us an email (address below) or message/tweet The Church Absurd on FB or Twitter! Be quick! Supplies are limited! Once they're gone, they're gone! Thank you to Running With Scissors! Check out their games at runningwithscissors.com! Like, comment, review,...
Duration:01:34:40
THE CHURCH ABSURD #40: To Marco, With Love
5/3/2019
Lonnie calls for Bigfoot Hunting supplies, Chris meets Joey's World Tour, and we perform a rendition of Richard McBeef, a play by the Vtech Killer. It's dumb, but what do you expect? Like, comment, review, subscribe! Help us build The Congregation! This episode is also available on Apple Podcasts, Google Play Music, TuneIn, Stitcher, and all secondhand podcast players. End Theme: "There Isn't Any God" Written and Performed by Rusty Cage From the album GANGSTALKERS: Rusty Cage, Vol. 4....
Duration:01:02:20
THE CHURCH ABSURD #39: Is It Big, Mom?
3/30/2019
A quadruple dose of TWIFUP, a real life gnome encounter, and the homie from Wiscawnsin await you this week. It gets uncomfortable. To claim one of the free copies of Postal Redux, shoot us an email (address below) or message/tweet The Church Absurd on FB or Twitter! Be quick! Supplies are limited! Once they're gone, they're gone! Thank you to Running With Scissors! Check out their games at runningwithscissors.com! Like, comment, review, subscribe! Help us build The Congregation! This episode...
Duration:01:04:35
THE CHURCH ABSURD #38: Leave Jeremy Alone, Satan!
3/16/2019
The guys are back and take a look at Alex Jones on the JRE, call into prayer lines for spiritual guidance, and Chris experiences the real life Super Saiyan and VVJ for the first time. To claim one of the free copies of Postal Redux, shoot us an email (address below) or message/tweet The Church Absurd on FB or Twitter! Be quick! Supplies are limited! Once they're gone, they're gone! Thank you to Running With Scissors! Check out their games at runningwithscissors.com! Like, comment, review,...
Duration:01:00:48
THE CHURCH ABSURD #37: Live from Hell (Season 2 Premiere!)
2/1/2019
From the bowels of Hell, the guys take a look at 10 famous demons, the f**ked up news stories they missed, debut a new segment, and try to get back to Earth. Also, we're giving away copies of Postal Redux on Steam! To claim one of the free copies of Postal: Redux, shoot us an email (address below) or message/tweet The Church Absurd on FB or Twitter! Be quick! Supplies are limited! Once they're gone, they're gone! Thank you to Running With Scissors! Check out their games at...
Duration:01:06:57
After Service Show #1: Conspiracies, Wrestling, and Bohemian Rhapsody w/ El Jordano Diablo
1/31/2019
A little mini reunion of Jess' first podcast. Jess calls up El Jordano Diablo to talk conspiracies, wrestling, movies, and their old podcast. The After Service Show is for the superfans. Check out the last episode for the real show. The Links of Jordano: Hate Flow: https://audioboom.com/channel/let-the-hate-flow-through-you Twitter: @eljordanodiablo @wrestlevoid @abovebelowent --- Support this podcast:...
Duration:01:37:40
THE CHURCH ABSURD #36: A Church Absurd Christmas (Season Finale)
12/24/2018
The guys spend Christmas talking Krampus, catching predators with Chris Hansen and reading their chatlogs, and taking a look at the most terrible Santa Fanfiction ever. It doesn't end well for the guys. To skip the disturbing fanfiction, go to 1:13:50 THE CHURCH ABSURD is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Join the congregation! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook @thechurchabsurd! Please rate and review us to help us spread...
Duration:01:24:03
THE CHURCH ABSURD #35: The Little Piglet and The Narrow Urethra
12/14/2018
We got illuminati talk, cannibals, and the most disturbing King of the Hill fanfiction you've ever heard. We are slowly securing our place in Hell. THE CHURCH ABSURD is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Join the congregation! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook @thechurchabsurd! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows! All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake...
Duration:01:11:03