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False Starts: Episode 10: - Keith Lemon: The Film (2012) / Tomb Raider
Welcome to our first family friendly episode! WARNING: Do not listen to this episode with your family... unless it's your Nan, she loves a good jizz joke. We recently all went together to watch a 4DX film - yay 4DX! Have a listen to what we think about it! Also it was during the new Tomb Raider movie so we may just talk about that too... but 4DX! Boy oh boy, we hope you like getting pummeled in the back for 2 hours! Can this latest iteration of Lara Croft break the curse of video game...
False Starts: Episode 9.5 - Oscars 2018!
So we decided to see if we could put our Academy heads on and try to guess the winners. Have a listen to the results and find out how hopelessly wrong we were! Did your favourite get snubbed? Are we able to sum up our thoughts before awkwardly being played off? Are Dan and Lewis complete idiots for having seen Boss Baby? Find out all the above as well as the answers to all your dreams by having a cheeky listen.
False Starts: Episode 9: - Master & Commander (2003) / The Greatest Showman
False Starts: Episode 9: - Master & Commander (2003) / The Greatest Showman Come with us on our nonsense nautical and naval adventure as we review Master & Commander The Far Side Of The World. The only movie where the title is longer than the film! The boys also review the new musical The Greatest Showman and Ashley has a PT Barnum quiz. Dad Jokes! Sea Shanties! Captain Pugwash and Egg Nog abound! And Lewis finally gets his revenge on Dan for the Xmas Episode. Many thanks to our Podwife this...
False Starts: Episode 8: - Step Brothers (2008)
Join the False Starts musical and singalong with all your favourite bits! In this episode we talk about the False Start 'Step Brothers' and 2018’s Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle. Can you hear the drums? Don’t put your nutsack on them! Plus all the regular news and sequel pitches. Poll result – 02:45 News! – 04:00 Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle – 10:57 Step Brothers – 46:20 Sequel Pitches – 01:31:05 Vote on the Twitter poll, find us on Facebook @FalseStartsPod and please like, review and...
False Starts: New Year Special - Best and Worst of 2017
2018 is here and so it's time to praise the wonderful movies that graced our eyeballs in 2017, and to call out those disastrous films that had the gall to darken our screens! Do you agree with us, do you think we're terribly wrong and/or humanoid lizards oppressing the masses for our reptilian overlords? Our fully consenting pod-couple for this special is https://uselessdebate.com/. Go give them a listen. And find us on Twitter, Facebook, iTunes, Soundcloud, Podomatic @FalseStartsPod.
False Starts: Christmas Special - Santa Claus (1959) / Elf (2003)
A very Merry Christmas and welcome to Hell! In this special bonus Christmas episode we review the "Classic", K. Gordon Murray's 1959 movie, 'Santa Claus'. Or to use it's alternate title 'Santa Claus vs The Devil'. Or as Lewis calls it "Genuinely the worst movie I have ever seen in my life." If you would like to watch this insane movie for yourself, you can! Here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2n3bMt6Y98&t Oh and we also review Elf. Our festive podcast wife this month is Braintrust Bros,...
False Starts: Episode 7 - Forrest Gump (1994)
False Starts: Episode 7 - Forrest Gump (1994) Do you want to hear; Forrest Gump's PC Password? An answer to Which war had the best soundtrack? Wheter Jen-nay a bad person? How about middling to okay Forrest Gump Impressions? If you answered Yes, then boy howdy do we have the podcast for you! We also discuss the years best comedy, 'Jigsaw' in full spoilerific detail. Plus all the regular news, pitches, discarded sequels and shenanigans. PodWife this month is 'Hey Down In Front' Podcast. Go...
False Starts: Episode 6.9 - A Podcast for Shaun Summers and ONLY Shaun Summers... If you are not Shaun Summers. Don't listen.
False Starts: Episode 6.9 - A Podcast for Shaun Summers and ONLY Shaun Summers... If you are not Shaun Summers. Don't listen. Episode title says it all. If you're not Shaun. Walk away. We'll know if you listen! Also, if you'd like to send us something you'd like to hear us talk about send it over on Twitter or Facebook @FalseStartsPod or email FalseStartsPod@gmail.com
False Starts: Episode 6: - I Am Legend (2007)
False Starts: Episode 6: - I Am Legend (2007) In which the False Starts friendly white sci-fi nerds define robots, try to find the dog food and shout about books. In this episode we talk about the False Start 'I am Legend', where the Fresh Prince is surrounded by vampires and comes to the shocking realisation that “omg, I AM legend!". We also spend far too long talking about Blade Runner 2049, plus all the regular news and sequel pitches. Addendums – 00:49 Poll result – 02:04 News! – 02:51...
False Starts: Episode 5: - Howard The Duck (1986)
In the beginning there was only... Howard The Duck! Join the False Starts gang (after an unplanned hiatus) on a journey to figure out what on Cleveland that means. The usual fury, breakdowns and confusions ensue as we try to figure out why Lea Thompson is attracted to all the wrong people, if Howard is a Duck or a Mammal and if Tim Robbins was ever actually any good. This months current spoiler movie review is Kingsman The Golden Circle. Plus the regular news and sequel pitches. Insert...
False Starts: Ep 4 - Who Framed Roger Rabbit? (1988)
False Starts: Ep 4 - Who Framed Roger Rabbit? (1988) Join us once again as we talk about the worlds longest advert (The Emoji Movie >:@), people trying to copyright sound, injecting milk into Gremlins and the noir/comedy 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit?' Apologies for the sound quality, it will be fixed next month. But if you can push through. It's a fun episode. Many thanks to our promo wife this month 'Tales From The Fandom'. Check them out. Also, big thanks to our sponsor, The Abstract Concept...
False Starts: Episode 3: - Doom (2005)
False Starts: Episode 3: – Doom In which the False Starts gang get all riled up, profess our love for John Hamm, discuss the usefulness of CRT monitors as weapons, and how we desperately need magic “bloop bloop” nerve-calming space drugs as we review Doom! Big thanks this month to everyone over at Fish out of Water, and Blood and Black Rum podcasts for their shout-outs. Pop Culture News - 04:17 Baby Driver Spoiler Discussion – 25:11 Doom – 48:14 Sequel Pitches – 01:59:56 To vote for you...
False Starts: Episode 2: – Masters of the Universe
False Starts: Episode 2: – Masters of the Universe In which the False Starts gang read all twelve treatises on sex, discuss the attractiveness of goblins and wrap up a slice of pizza in the finest tarpaulin as we discuss Masters of the Universe! Big thanks this month to everyone over at Somewhat Nerdy Radio, and Billiam at Future Filcks Podcast. Wonder Woman Spoiler Discussion - 05:11 Pop Culture News - 23:17 Masters of the Universe - 37:31 Sequel Pitches – 01:40:00 To keep up to date and...