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E030 - Vodka Thief, Stabby Farter, Mall Ninjas, and Plane Crash

In Episode 30 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida man bogarts all the booze, a Florida woman pulls a knife on a man for fart-shaming her, a Florida man is attacked by mall ninjas, and a Florida woman is in a hit and run with a plane. This week, we recorded extra content that can only be heard by our patrons. Go to http://patreon.com/FloridaMen to subscribe and get the exclusive patron-only content! News Sources: Florida man was upset that his buddy was chugging all his vodka. The...


E029 - Potato Rager, Python Catcher, Maggot Snatcher, and Dream Liar

In Episode 29 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida man gets hangry over an undercooked potato, a Florida man gets the best of a record-breaking python, a Florida thief gets a box full of worms, and a Florida woman tries to hypnotize an accident victim. This week, we recorded extra content that can only be heard by our patrons. Go to http://patreon.com/FloridaMen to subscribe and get the exclusive patron-only content! News Sources: Florida man repeatedly stabbed woman in head with fork...


E028 - Pipe Bombs Meth Granny Break-in and Miniature Horse

In Episode 28 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a gang of drug trafficking white supremacists is busted with 100 illegal guns and pipe bombs, a Florida woman suspects that meth might be bad for her, a Florida man calls cops to report a break-in by a robber who left behind cocaine, weed, and a bong, and a miniature horse services a Florida man, but is not a service animal. This week, we recorded extra content that can only be heard by our patrons. Go to http://patreon.com/FloridaMen to subscribe...


E027 - Hole, Catfight, Nightcrawlers, and Dildos

In Episode 27 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida man regrets that Lassie died 50 years ago, a Florida mom shows what happens if she doesn’t have her coffee, a Florida man has an impromptu bongo concert, and a Florida man Tells the New England Patriots to go f*** themselves, and gives them the tools to do so. PLUS we are joined by our favorite listener, Heather. This week, we recorded extra content that can only be heard by our patrons. Go to http://patreon.com/FloridaMen to subscribe...


E026 - Cookies, Kidneys, Barbells, and Botflies

In Episode 26 of Florida Men: The Podcast, four Florida women have very different experiences in medicine. One gets busted by the cops, one by her mom, one gets something removed that she didn't want, and one gets something removed that she kinda needed. News Sources: Florida Woman caught red handed with cookie flavored green https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2018/11/01/girl-scout-cookies-flavored-pot-port-st-lucie/1822545002/ Florida Man removes a perfectly...


E025 - Shopper, Dropper, Drowner, and Driver

In Episode 25 of Florida Men: The Podcast, A Florida Woman is on edge from the MAGA Bomber, a Florida Man takes a dump in the middle of the road, a chihuahua fails its swimming lesson, and Jimmy John's delivers to a hospital. News Sources: Florida Woman Forgets She Ordered Something From Etsy and Ignites a Bomb Scare https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-ne-suspicious-package-winter-haven-20181029-story.html Florida Man Dumped 70 Gallons of Human Waste on the...


E024 - Halloween 2018 with Key West's Robert Eugene Otto and Thomas Rowe from the Hotel Don CeSar

In Episode 24 of Florida Men: The Podcast, it's almost Halloween, so we have some Florida Man stories from the spooky side of the sunshine state, like a haunted doll in Key West, a haunted hotel in St Petersburg, and a safety warning from police departments around the state. News Sources: Florida Man Robert Eugene...


E023 - Tripper, Shooter, Swallower, and Amputee with Lauren and Ken from Paradise After Dark

In Episode 23 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Lauren and Ken from Paradise After Dark join the Florida Men, where a Florida Woman trips and her husband isn't too happy about it, a Florida Man refuses a shot, then GETS shot, a Florida woman tries to swallow to get out of an arrest, and Joel had to throw in another amputee story. ------------------------------------------------------ Listen to Paradise After Dark on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get our show. Follow them on Facebook, Twitter,...


E022 - Robber, Knobber, Shopper, and Tractor

In Episode 22 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man sets a record for repeat offending, a Florida Man gets some extra credit from a professor, a Florida Man tries to buy something at Walmart that wasn't for sale, and a Florida Man can't make a quick getaway on a tractor. News Sources: Florida Man bonds out of jail, steals wallet from jail lobby before leaving https://wsvn.com/news/local/florida-inmate-bonds-out-of-jail-steals-wallet-from-lobby-before-leaving-sheriff-says/ Florida...


E021 - Peeper, Pooper, Pedo, and Penectomy

In Episode 21 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a peeping tom gets caught in a Florida high school, a pooping bartender throws a beer at a customer, a Florida woman gets knocked up by her husband's 15 year old relative, and a Florida Man goes all Lorena Bobbit on his ex's new boyfriend. News Sources: Florida Man hides camera in high school changing room https://www.fox4now.com/news/state/hillsborough-teacher-charged-with-video-voyeurism-after-recording-students-changing-on-campus Florida...


E020 - Nudist, Zoophile, Chauffeur, and Squatter

News Sources: Florida Man Who Does Yard Work in the Nude Upsets Neighbors https://wgntv.com/2018/09/20/florida-residents-upset-over-nudist-neighbor-doing-yard-work/ Florida Man Won't Be Charged in Bestialty Case http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/florida-man-won-charged-bestiality-case-law-loophole-article-1.1100381 Florida Man Drove Teens To Park For Sex http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/teens-doing-their-thang-729501 Florida Woman Squatted in Home and Sold the...


E019.5 - Clips Chapter: Clown, Cheez-its, Crackpipe, and Capuchin

We are changing up our release schedule this week, so to hold you over through the weekend we are bringing back these stories you may have missed the first time. News Sources: From Episode 004: Florida man wearing clown mask attacks pizza guy and is shot to death http://www.wfla.com/news/florida/florida-little-caesars-employee-fatally-shoots-attacker-in-clown-mask-police-say/1203253942 From Episode 005: Florida man arrested on child abuse charge after victim ate 'all the...


E019 - Axe, Coke, Skull, and Algae

News Sources: Florida Woman Swings an Ax at Girlfriend Trying to Break Up With Her https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/florida-keys/article217865260.html Florida Woman Has Pot in Her Car and Cocaine in Her Wig http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/burglary/literal-cokehead-collared-375902 Florida Man Finds Body In Woods, Brings Skull to Publix, And Talks to It https://www.wpbf.com/article/witness-says-homeless-man-talked-to-skull-used-it-like-a-puppet/1327491 Florida Man Gets...


E018 - Purple Nurple, Wet Willy, Swirly, and Flart

News Sources: Florida Man Sued for Giving Student a "Purple Nurple" https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-polk/polk-county-jury-awards-former-student-125k-after-coach-twisted-his-nipple Florida Man Arrested for Giving Girlfriend a "Wet Willy" http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6123891/Florida-man-arrested-giving-girlfriend-WET-WILLY.html Florida Woman Investigated for Giving Son a...


E017 - Fire, Water, Burn, and Dealing

News Sources: Florida Man Accused of Setting Raccoon on Fire https://www.floridatoday.com/story/news/crime/2018/08/16/raccoon-fire-florida/1010468002/ Florida Woman Attacked by An Alligator While Taking A Bath https://www.nbc4i.com/news/inside-edition/florida-woman-describes-horrific-encounter-with-alligator-who-bit-her-in-lake-039i-could039ve/1399929978 Florida Woman Sets Fire to House After Leaving Her...


E016 - Chicken, Waffles, Spider and Cruiser

News Sources: Florida Man tries to force KFC employee to reopen restaurant at gunpoint. http://www.wistv.com/story/38822137/florida-man-tries-to-force-kfc-employee-to-reopen-restaurant-at-gunpoint Florida Man accused of stabbing roommate, went to Waffle House then called 911. https://www.news-press.com/story/news/crime/2018/08/10/cape-coral-man-accused-stabbing-roommate-went-waffle-house-then-called-911-court-records/955273002/ Florida Woman high on meth ran around naked in park because...


E015 - LIVE: Dump, Cattle, Politics, and Blackout

This episode was recorded live at Caloosahatchee Jack's in Fort Myers, Florida, on Sunday, August 19, 2018. News Sources: Florida Man Illegally Dumped 10,000 Gallons of Used Cooking Oil https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-pasco/florida-man-arrested-for-illegally-dumping-10-000-gallons-of-used-cooking-oil-deputies-say Florida Woman Fleeing Police Gets Corralled By...


E014 - Crash, Crack, Zap, and Splash

News Sources Florida man accused of causing separate hit-and-run crashes minutes apart https://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida-man-accused-of-separate-hit-and-runs-minute-apart Florida Woman arrested at Walmart, then hid a crack pipe and drugs in her vagina https://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/She-stole-from-a-St-Petersburg-Walmart-then-hid-drugs-in-body-on-way-to-jail-police-say_170515853 Florida man shocked while attempting parkour on power...


E013 - Gunfire, Identity Theft, Beer Run, and Ice Cream

News Sources Florida Man arrested after firing shots out of his car’s sunroof on a Clearwater bridge http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/Man-arrested-after-firing-shots-out-of-his-car-s-sunroof-on-a-Clearwater-bridge-police-say_170411765 Florida Man Stole IDs of a Miami Dolphin, a Tennis Pro and a Backstreet Boy https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article215442315.html Florida Man Wielding Live Gator Chases People in Convenience...


E012 - Runner, Huffer, Duper, and Wanker

News Sources FOLLOW-UP: Florida Woman Whose Monkey Bit Home Depot Worker in Custody After Fleeing State https://www.mypalmbeachpost.com/news/local/new-florida-woman-whose-monkey-bit-home-depot-worker-custody-after-fleeing-state/7J1UQR3rtaqCwnsjf4fNCL/ Florida Man Caught Huffing at Walmart, had Seven Cans Around Him https://www.ajc.com/news/national/florida-man-caught-huffing-walmart-had-seven-cans-around-him/n33v4flKbks8ApyXN7VLYL/ Florida Man Posed as Housewife and Filmed Himself...