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A friendly but competitive podcast where we pitch our wits against each other on a different topic each episode.

A friendly but competitive podcast where we pitch our wits against each other on a different topic each episode.
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United Kingdom

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A friendly but competitive podcast where we pitch our wits against each other on a different topic each episode.

Language:

English

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+447500800587


Episodes

Episode 28 - Best Takeaway

9/13/2019
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Far be it from us to suggest that Matt uses gimmicks in his pitches, but my God if this isn't the best gimmick he has ever used in a pitch. He will go bankrupt if it gets him those sweet, sweet votes. In which we discuss; infidelity, magic chicken and decide just how much our integrity is worth in the face of bribery.

Duration:00:40:00

Episode 27 - Best Film Musical

8/30/2019
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In a move that will surprise nobody, there is a metric fuck tonne of singing in this episode. Good job we all have angelic voices. Unfortunately those angels smoke 40 a day and drink battery acid. Also they are dead. Molly came back though so that was nice. In which we discuss barista cats, bun kissing and what a swell guy Meatloaf is.

Duration:00:37:47

Episode 26 - Most Controversial 21st Century Figure

8/16/2019
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[Harry, don't forget to complete this before we go on holiday] It gets crazy in this one. I can't believe (insert) said (insert). What are they like? How about when we learnt that (insert) went to prison for (insert)with a (insert)and (insert). Gnarly. If you like (insert) this is the episode for you! In which we get serious, get a little less serious and, of course we (insert)

Duration:00:51:56

Episode 25 - Worst 21st-Century Invention

8/2/2019
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Hello, Dragons. We are Four Bad Pitches and we are looking for an investment of £100 000 four a 10% stake in our company Very Good Inventions Ltd. We currently have two products in our range: The MB69 (complete with a four pack of antennae) and our patented colonoscopy app. Thank you. We were joined by very special guest, and moulder of minds, Andrew! In which we discuss a food designed to guzzle, letting the bull down and glasses that definitely aren't a scam.

Duration:00:56:40

Episode 24 - Wildest Experiment

7/19/2019
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Please continue listening to this podcast. The experiment requires that you continue. It is absolutely essential that you continue. You have no other choice, you must go on. In which we discuss nasty boys, wicker suitability, and say hello to an old friend.

Duration:00:52:44

Episode 23 - Most Convincing Conspiracy Theory

7/5/2019
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Wake up, sheeple! The man has been lying to you your whole life and you've just been taking it like a big dumb baby. Is that what you are, a stinky idiot in a smelly nappy? I didn't think so. So open your ears to this and it just might open your eyes. Lucrative. In which we discuss the link between the deaths of JFK and Alfred Hitchcock, hear the first (and possibly last) episode of a brand new podcast and find out why the answer is Joel Dommett.

Duration:00:42:14

Episode 22 - Sexiest Anthropomorphised Disney Character

6/21/2019
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We had a new friend round to play so we did what we always do and talked about which Disney character we would most like to be a freak in the sheets with. Weirdly, she had already given it some serious thought. Thanks Katy! In which we dicuss serious smouldering, full-body sex armour and doing 'research'

Duration:00:43:31

Episode 21 - Funniest Joke

6/7/2019
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Christ we had a lot to live up to with this title. Luckily we came at it from wildly, wildly, different directions so there should be something for everyone. We are joined by special guest Rhys who went H.A.M. In which we discuss New Jerseyans, Punk'd and Aristocrats

Duration:00:50:02

Episode 20 - Best Pitcher

5/24/2019
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Numbers, huh? What are they like? Some people would tell you they are one of the fundamental building blocks of everything we know and understand, but what do they know? Anywho, this is my way of saying that there are only 3 Four Bad Pitchers this week. Deal with it, Punks. In which we discuss, fat war criminals, STATS! and sweet things wrapped in bile.

Duration:00:30:41

Episode 19 - Biggest Celeb Social Media Fail

5/10/2019
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It's wall to wall dicks in here! I'm talking pitchers, I'm talking content, I'm talking tone. In which we discuss dicks, dicks and dicks. (There is a brief detour into ball territory) Also, Matt's brother James came round to play

Duration:00:45:01

Episode 18 - Worst Film Musical

4/26/2019
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Us pitches are a bunch of first class males but to tamp down the astonishing levels of testosterone we pulled in a random woman off the street. It turns out she was called Molly and she was an absolute delight. Frankly, things got fabulous. In which we discuss Hip-hoperas, harmless Richard van Dyke and going to the cinema with an agenda

Duration:00:54:32

Episode 17 - Most Useful Invention

4/12/2019
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There are some interesting deep dives in this one. Who knew we had so much to say about toast, choking a turtle (not a euphemism) and scat? In which we discuss the brownness axis, individually wrapping sausages and the fact that sometimes ships sink. With very special guest @hazelchard1993 !!

Duration:00:55:20

Episode 16 - Best Country

3/29/2019
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It's Brexit Day!! What a time to be alive. In that spirit we have taken some countries, boiled them down to a few basic elements and pitted them against each other to find out which is the best. Bigger decisions have been made on less information. In which we discuss the dos and dont's of being a country, moving islands and the wide array of delicious KKs. Featuring very special guest @jonglxy

Duration:00:55:01

Episode 15 - Sexiest Word

3/15/2019
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The effects of the sexy voice demon have bled through into this episode as well. Will we ever escape its sexy grasp? All we can say for sure is this podcast has got at least 13% sexier. Mmmmm. In which we get real sexy and also a little uncomfortable.

Duration:00:35:20

Episode 14 - Most Interesting Podcast

3/1/2019
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We cannot state strongly enough that you should not listen to the podcasts we talk about in this episode. We've got all the audio entertainment you need right here. In which we tell some definitely true stories, invoke some sexy-voiced demons and make a welcome return to Scat Chat.

Duration:00:50:08

Episode 13 - Biggest Waste of Money

2/15/2019
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Everyone is essentially wasting money all the time. I'm wasting it right now by not being out on my corner showing off these sweet buns. It's not a sex thing, it's just to get their attention, then I sell them religious paraphernalia. Anyhow, I digress, let's find out what the biggest waste of money is. In which we invent a new breakfast cereal, discover we might need to stage an intervention and get surprisingly deep. Twice.

Duration:00:51:06

Episode 12 - Most Annoying TV Advert

2/1/2019
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This episode we discover an unexpected origin of one of TV's most annoying jingles and the unexpected names of two of TV's most annoying advert characters. In which we discuss; Email slam poetry; hacking an Early Learning Centre telescope and; 18 pens, a toothbrush and a pregnancy test.

Duration:00:48:48

Episode 11 - Best Marvel Superhero

1/18/2019
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With over 8000 Marvel characters to choose from, it's hard to know where to start when picking your favourite. Don't make your own decision based on personal taste, who's got the time? Let these chucklefucks figure it out for you. In which we discuss Adamandtheantsium, discover a secret ghost watcher and create a brand new hero.

Duration:00:50:50

Episode 10 - Worst Sitcom Character

1/4/2019
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It's 2019 and what better way to celebrate a fresh year than taking sitcoms, shows designed to bring joy and mirth to the world, and highlighting the bits we hate. In which we play a game, have our shortest pitch yet, and learn the importance of being jerk-strong

Duration:00:44:53

Episode 9 - Greatest Xmas Tradition

12/21/2018
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It's Christmas time and we deliver pitches the same way Santa delivers presents, drunk and covered in rice pudding. In which we festively discuss a solitary nut, defend mince pies and learn about Matt's strange Christmas rituals.

Duration:00:53:57