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The Killer Workout

10/15/2018
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This episode of Garbage Theatre, John delivers an unsurprisingly butt-tastic slasher flick, "The Killer Workout" AKA "Aerobicide"! Listen along as we try to tell the difference between Tony and Jimmy, try to figure out why people keep coming to this murder-gym, and find out if John can stop drooling long enough to give us his five questions.

Duration:01:10:15

The Amazing Bulk

10/2/2018
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First there was Swamp Ape. Then Fungicide. Now we have what could very well be the WORST movie we have ever watched on Garbage Theatre. THE AMAZING BULK! Listen along as we try to make sense of this absolute NONSENSE of a movie and come out alive on the other side.

Duration:01:30:21

Gunan: King of the Barbarians

9/23/2018
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Its time for Chase's 'for real' pick this week, and he 'for real' let everyone down again! Its 'Gunan: King of the Barbarians'! Listen along as we try desperately to find things to talk about in this nothing of a movie, and wind up latching on to a weak premise involving stars and run with it for the entire episode!

Duration:00:58:45

No Retreat, No Surrender

9/10/2018
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With a massive whiff of the Sword of Vandammecles, Chase delivers the colossal letdown that is 'No Retreat, No Surrender'. Listen along as we discuss just how little Van Damme is in this movie, count how many times our heroes retreat and/or surrender, and try to figure out just how old these "teenagers" actually are.

Duration:01:17:25

For Y'ur Height Only

8/26/2018
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It's time for the now infamous 'Episode 2' of each Garbage Theatre season, and Blake hits us with 'For Y'ur Height Only' starring the one and only Weng Weng! Listen along as we try to figure out the depth of Agent 00's gadgets, just how many facilities he can infiltrate in a night, and the mother of all ending twists!

Duration:01:14:53

Legend of the Chupacabra

8/13/2018
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Season 4 is here and we kick it off with our 50th movie, 'Legend of the Chupacabra'! Listen along as we question the credentials of these "experts" and try to figure out just what this films version of the chupacabra actually is.

Duration:01:13:41

Sharkansas Women's Prison Massacre

8/1/2018
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For the final installment of our 4 part 'Shark Month' special, we have 'The Sharkansas Women's Prison Massacre'! With a title like that...its...its gonna be pretty bad. Listen along as we close out our month long shark celebration!

Duration:01:11:29

Empire of the Sharks

7/22/2018
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Next in our Shark Month 2018 special is 'Empire of the Sharks'! A loose sequel to 'Planet of the Sharks' that we watched last year, we know what we're getting into with another Asylum film...or did we? Listen along as we slog through this horrid movie, figure out if it actually is a sequel or not, and debate wether or not we should ever watch another Asylum film again!

Duration:01:26:36

The Last Shark

7/15/2018
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In part 2 of 'Shark Month 2018' we watch the Italian plagiarism-fest 'The Last Shark'! Listen along as we discuss this nearly beat-for-beat Jaws rip-off and see just how many Jaws quotes we can shoehorn into this episode.

Duration:01:18:42

5-Headed Shark Attack

7/8/2018
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It's time for our second annual SHARK MONTH SPECIAL! First up in our 4 episode celebration of terrible shark movies, its the sequel to an old Garbage Theatre classic '3-Headed Shark Attack'. It's '5-HEADED SHARK ATTACK!' We skipped right over 4 heads to bring more headed action...to your...heads. Yeah.

Duration:01:18:51

Season 3 Finale Special

7/1/2018
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With Season 3 behind us, we reflect on this truly agonizing collection of "movies". As always, we give our 'Worst of da Worst" lists, give out awards, and some other surprises. We also finish off this seasons contest with 'The Exam' to find out who will be competing in 'Shark Month 2018'!

Duration:00:50:04

Atlantic Rim 2

6/17/2018
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Our final movie of Season 3 is the followup to 'Atlantic Rim'..'Atlantic Rim: Resurrection'! Join in as we slog through this travesty of a movie, discussing terrible pilot nicknames, monster sex, and how much we miss Graham Greene.

Duration:01:17:48

Warriors of the Wasteland

6/3/2018
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This week, the Garbage Theatre gang tackles 'Warriors of the Wasteland' AKA 'The New Barbarians'! Listen along as we break down this post apocalyptic worlds "technology", "fashion", and by far the silliest man-rape scene put on celluloid.

Duration:01:15:28

Atlantic Rim

5/20/2018
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Up next is the Asylum made kaiju rip-off 'Atlantic Rim'! Listen along as we take apart this shameless rush-job of a movie, discuss 'Sharti Gras', and the ham-fisted attempt at a romantic subplot. Also, does Blake give us a lecture on the technical details of oil rigs? Thats a damn good question!

Duration:01:51:25

Dragon Ball: The Magic Begins

5/7/2018
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We watched 'Dragon Ball: The Magic Begins'! The unlicensed live-action adaptation of the Dragon Ball anime. And it was...surprisingly faithful. Listen along as we discuss the movie's shifting tone, how disgusting Master Roshi is, and just why did Grandpa Gohan teach Goku about rapists.

Duration:01:12:57

Born Into Mafia

4/22/2018
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John shows that he's still in the running for 'Worst of the Worst' by having us watch 'Born Into Mafia'! Listen along as we pick apart this bare bones movie, puzzle over the directors decision to incorporate thought bubbles, and are nearly killed by the movies 'Shyamalan' twist!

Duration:01:19:02

The China Salesman

4/8/2018
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Blake strikes again with another totally unwatchable movie! The China Salesman "starring" Steven Seagal and Mike Tyson! Listen along as we try to figure out just who this movie is for, what the hell is going on, and whether or not any of it actually matters. This episode could easily have been one of our longest, but thankfully we all hit the fast forward button halfway through viewing this travesty.

Duration:01:13:21

Blood Beat

3/25/2018
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This week we watch one of the most confusing movies to date...'Blood Beat'! Listen along as we discuss the nonexistent plot, how a samurai fits into all this, and the dangers of the female orgasm.

Duration:01:23:45

The Glimmerman

3/11/2018
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He's baaaack! Blake dropped Ex-Seagal-ibur so we had to watch 'The Glimmerman' starring Steven Seagal! Listen along as we discuss Mr. Seagals wardrobe choices, Blake tells Seagal anecdotes, and we try to break our Seagal movie record for food-puns.

Duration:01:26:34

Buffalo Rider

3/1/2018
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Sorry this episode was late folks but this damned buffalo won't do anything we tell it! We watched Buffalo Rider and BOY was it not at all what we were hoping it would be! Join us as we discuss what happens when you try to shoot a movie around wild and untrained animals, the incessant ramblings of the narrator, and the adventures of ol' Bandit! Chase & John take the bonus point quiz and something unspeakable happens during John's 'Coming A-trash-ions'!

Duration:01:08:13