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Someone Quits the Podcast. So? We then read text messages. K. lol. Someone forgets how birthdays work. K. A new Band called Beertop and Lapcan feature their first hit. We talk about tattoo were gonna get if cheese gets super lucky. lol. So? And then we learn what cockholding is, and we chat about calling sexlines.…

We talk about ants for some reason, then odious teaches us about Venom before he admits that this is the only dimension he hasn’t killed Bumble in. Until we learn the definition of Gang-banga-the-face, and Jitters decides he wants to steal both our styles combined as a crossbreed. Thanks Jitters girlfriend for buying him that…

Odious adds yet more words to his DICKtionary right off the bat as we take you more backstage and behind the pod and then talk beer. Then we talk about our hopes for a future game as we try out a new segment called Suicide Corner… only to find out Odious’s goal of a Gay Catchphrase for…

We ponder what has become of Odi, then talk a bit of Pokemon/Digimon as we recap our tattoo ideas. Bumble apparently text about Coke Dick while Jitters waits a really long time for coffee as we hear the story of Pauelo Rivera, and yet more Pokemon porn arrives on the show? Then our curdled friend shows up for a…

Woah? What podcast are you listening to because within minutes we talk about Spider-man and Doctor Octavious. Odious tries giving himself new nicknames and tries to expand Bumble’s wallet because he thinks its funny. Then we gets upset that we keep calling him out for texting and distracting us. He tries denying his disgusting chewing habits and Bumble…

We break right into conversation as we discover Odious has a dream. And we start planning to make that dream a reality. Then he admits that he wants to just stare at one guy…. maybe it could be you? And then per his request he wants us to break odd porn films. And we kindly…

Odious explains Hoes before Bros. We talk about shitty customers when working food joints, the power of the 3-D and we add more details to our Aztek Mission. The guys open up gifts from Bumble and it sparks many questions…. like what the fuck is a DivaCup? And does Odious use it to beat off with?…

In our very somber holiday special we talk about whatever the fuck Waterpets are. Odious tries to convince us that he has build a 4 story tall tree house by himself; and we doubt him completly because the poor kid can hardly staple paper together. So we challenged him… and apparently if we get enough…

We analyse Beenies and homelessness and remember to stay Slow in the Snow. Then we ask for a 3 man (or woman) Camera Crew to assist us with a project, Odious critiques Bumbles outfit and we talk about how genius it is to give 20% and still get paid the same! Someone tries to start a new…

We go on the road… for the Antiques Road Show! Come learn about antiques with some odd sellers as we value their items: Nancy Tesla: A Time-Phone Andrew Cobblepot: 1860’s Hog’slong Cane Real-Man Daniel: Six Gun’s (Ryce Krispy) Hat Odious: the Treebranch from the beginning of Time around 0BCE Johnny Bean: Robotic Penis Shoe One-eyed…

It’s our Thanksgiving Crossover Special…. we welcome you to our Family Chaos. Who is the Chandler Bing of the group? We explain to Bookworm why not to eat eggs from a special island. And you better expect some singing. We decide that Nora the Masquerade dog needs a special friend. We ask what the picture…

We have a very special guest join us at Perkins and Bumble sets a Commercial Challenge. We talk ghetto cars before Odious teaches Ebonics. We explain a car accident that two of us were in the same day as the pod was recorded. Then learn about sexy play-places as people start removing cloths. Bumble and Jitters talk…

We give updates of our week since we last met up & we do it without having a reality check. Odious breaks down the word Poopee. We ask if classic jokes we made as a child ever go bad. In case you didn’t know already we also go over how real men Capri their jeans.…

Listen as Odious dream of getting WiFi style with The Internet while he continually injures himself more and more as the pod goes on. We learn just how much of a player John Mayer is and we remember the days when we were young mallrats. Plus we solve the great Subway debate on if they…

The whole crew raids the Crackhead Ghost’s House for a “spooky” Halloween Edition. We see who believes in the supernatural and listen to some ghostly facts. We find out when to tell woman to be average and then we give you a Dick-Experiment to try. Then some of us have ghost-babies but abort them shortly…

Thanks to the power of magical phones & a fancy song we channel an Englishman & a chair. Bernard Thumpkin! We break down the Pound before Jitters trys to describe what a Brit looks like. We learn about Luke Hammel as we talk a littler actor talk. Bumble hits toward more Pod-jects as we remember…

We bring Our-Yan back to the show for another edition of The Inquisitor! We learn right away that Odious is actually known as Gonorrhoea Odious! Jitters makes some bad belt choices, we teach Gonorrhoea Odious the differences of fantasy races and racing as he picks his “high” class. We learn our Mafia Names… and then…

On this episode we switch parts a bit, Odious tries to teach us about taxes but his woman shows up with more knowledge then him, we have a big Dickscussion where we learn some people masturbate wrong so we try and fix it. Odious then tells us of his idea for a strap on bedpan.…

We open up with a little info about our Rocking stay-cation, celebrate Fucked Mothers and listed to Jitters reminisce of Caveman and Methy. Bumble discovers he isn’t his mothers husband before he explains his cat thievery. We find out Odious’ knowledge of Star Wars is as wise as him knowing Native Americans are not Zombies…. And…

Bumble rolls up his sleeves as he & Jitters get a bit serious in this heartfelt edition. We explore what proteins make Cheese work, we find him a Dream Job & figure out pickup lines. Then we dive deeper to talk of Secret Fantasies, foreplay and shower sex. We learn what not to do with…