Happy holidays, my good storians. We will be returning very shortly, so for now, please warm your nog mugs with a hot cup of this Christmas special. This is very good for playing to the entire family, and showing children who enjoy cats and Santa. FAIR WARNING: the words ‘stupid, ass, fuck, and Jesus’ each […]
Renowned science fiction novelist T. Aaron Cisco brings some professional gravitas to the show, and finally shows Donavon a thing or two about writing good stories. Captain Sisko teams up with Neville Longbottom of Harry Potter fame, and learns how to use his magical powers, which is definitely not science! But oh no! Will a […]
Warning: Contains tree sex. I’m sorry, everyone. Do not be alarmed. I have sneaked into each of your podcast devices and deleted the weird internet show about fan fiction you have been subscribing to, replacing it with a different weird internet show about fan fiction. Tell all your friends that you already told about the […]
Donavon brings in famed punster Art Allen to write a story about Murder She Wrote and Star Trek, and it gets way too real. When Captain Sisko is sent by the Prophets to the year 1995 to solve a murder, who the fuck do you think is going to be there to help him out? […]
Donavon teams up with Brandi to write a very good story starring our second favorite orange newspaper cat, Heathcliff, and our #1 favorite geriatric crime buster, Jessica Fletcher. Murder is afoot and only Heathcliff can solve this case! But look out! They just might run into a few old friends from the Hallmark Movies & […]
In a first for the Lasagnacast, Donavon reads something original. Garfield and Heathcliff must team up to prevent government corruption! Strong environmental theme runs throughout the show. And one cat must die. The stakes have never been higher on the Lasagnacast.
Garfield has never backed down from a fight, or a performance! In this very special musical episode, Garfield has to kick, punch, and fuck his way out of Hollywood to win the heart of a very special lady named Emma Stone. Contains song and dance numbers including HIT SINGLE City of Lasagna. A Lasagnacast Classics […]
Garfield is only good at three things – kicking ass, eating lasagna, and making love to sexy ladies. In this documentary of how Facebook was invented, Garfield gets to do all three. Learn how Facebook was actually created by an obese orange cat! A Lasagnacast Classics reading of the work of ShakespeareHemmingway.
Garfield’s three loves – lasagna, sexy ladies, and America – come into conflict with the three things he hates – tyranny, Mondays, and the King of England – in this true to life retelling of actual historical events about Colonial America. Probably has something to do with Alexander Hamilton, perhaps! A Lasagnacast Classics reading of […]
Garfield – the Monday-hating, cat-mailing, lasagna-consuming feline of newspaper fame – cannot stand it when movie stars are kidnapped by other movie stars. That is why he trains his muscles day and night – to be able to defeat the forces of evil at a moment’s notice and save whoever needs saving… as long as […]