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Ep32- Wanting People to Get Hit by a Truck - ft. Alexandra Matz

8/25/2019
Well there you have it- our first full episode in more than seven months. Even the intro to this one was recorded at least five months ago. Other podcasts would fake having planned the hiatus, and just called this their Season 3 opener, but we're too honest to pull that mess! Also, we fully expect to fall behind again right away, so there's no point in opening a whole new season just for one episode. We're probably just gonna let Season 2 drag out for another year or so at this rate, and...

Duration:01:00:29

Bonus Content/Guest Intro for Ep32 - ft. Alexandra Matz

8/18/2019
We're back, and better than (or maybe just the same as, and that's okay too) ever! We recorded this episode with Alex at least six months ago, and we were planning to hold off on releasing it until we had a longer queue of episodes ready to roll out again. Since that's taking too long though, and since Alex just got engaged this past week (congrats!), we decided to go ahead and put this one out a bit early. As always (in case you've forgotten), the main content will come next week; this...

Duration:00:34:41

Ep31- Super Kung Fu - ft. Stephen

12/23/2018
Sorry my mic still sucks. This was recorded before I knew that was happening (that's how far behind I am on editing). If you didn't listen to the bonus content last week, for once I actually highly recommend listening to it! Stephen's a meganeat guy, and it's worth knowing a little more about him before you listen to this episode. Edit- that bonus content had to be taken down due to technical issues. But we promise to replace it when Stephen comes on again! --- Twitter-...

Duration:00:47:56

Ep30- Those Crazy Priests Who, Like, Have a Bunch of Jets- ft. Caitlin Parsons

12/2/2018
Those dumb boys tried talking about stuff again. Luckily, Caitlin was there to help. --- Twitter- https://twitter.com/HellifWeKnow Instagram- https://www.instagram.com/hellifweknow Facebook- https://www.facebook.com/hellifweknowpodcast/?ref=br_rs Email- HellifWeKnowPodcast@gmail.com Thanks for listening!

Duration:00:53:29

Ep29- Our First Episode With a Trigger Warning

11/18/2018
Jonathan's mic was on the fritz while recording this, so there are a few skips here and there. I mostly tried to edit them out, but I am not a real producer, and it was hard. Sorry. --- Twitter- https://twitter.com/HellifWeKnow Instagram- https://www.instagram.com/hellifweknow Facebook- https://www.facebook.com/hellifweknowpodcast/?ref=br_rs Email- HellifWeKnowPodcast@gmail.com Thanks for listening!

Duration:00:43:51

Ep28- So, yeah. Demons, man. ft. Mac DeLorme

11/1/2018
We got another spooker our here for all you guys, gals, and nonbinary pals. This one's on demons- something about which it's clear that Chris and Jon once again know nothing. --- Twitter- https://twitter.com/HellifWeKnow Instagram- https://www.instagram.com/hellifweknow Facebook- https://www.facebook.com/hellifweknowpodcast/?ref=br_rs Email- HellifWeKnowPodcast@gmail.com Thanks for listening!

Duration:00:58:16

Bonus Content for Ep27

10/21/2018
More Bonus Content to appease the Bonus Content Gods

Duration:00:27:26

Ep27- Why Is His Wallet a Fish?

10/14/2018
People all the time come up to me and say, "Fake Producer Charles, why is his wallet a fish?" And I always say "I dunno; lemme talk to the boys about it," but then I always forget to talk to the boys about it. Well, the boys finally happened to address the topic of their own volition, so hopefully people will stop bugging me, FP Charles, about it. --- Twitter- https://twitter.com/HellifWeKnow Instagram- https://www.instagram.com/hellifweknow Facebook-...

Duration:00:41:17

Bonus Content for Ep26

10/7/2018
We all "know" and "love" the "award-winning" HiWK segment "Banana Talk," right? Well here's some friggin Pear Talk. Honestly, don't listen to it.

Duration:00:27:09

Ep26- What Means Word?

10/1/2018
Remember the classic film "We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story" (1993)? Well now it's time to feast your sweet sweet ears on "We're Back! A Podcast's Story" (2018)! --- Twitter- https://twitter.com/HellifWeKnow Instagram- https://www.instagram.com/hellifweknow Facebook- https://www.facebook.com/hellifweknowpodcast/?ref=br_rs Email- HellifWeKnowPodcast@gmail.com Thanks for listening!

Duration:00:45:48

Ep25- Dead Smitten

6/28/2018
We did it! We finished the first season of a podcast that I originally thought Chris was joking about making. And what better way to celebrate this milestone than an hour-long discussion about masturbation and masturbation-adjacent topics?? --- Twitter- https://twitter.com/HellifWeKnow Instagram- https://www.instagram.com/hellifweknow Facebook- https://www.facebook.com/hellifweknowpodcast/?ref=br_rs Email- HellifWeKnowPodcast@gmail.com Thanks for listening!

Duration:00:58:25

Bonus Content for Ep24 (yeah, even more of it)- ft. Tyler Schlagheck

5/22/2018
Nobody's complained yet about the excess of #TylerContent we've been putting out lately, so here's some more of it.

Duration:00:18:24

Ep24- God's Goombas- ft. Tyler Schlagheck

5/17/2018
You know how in Mario, it was never made clear what goombas actually were, just that they were sent by Bowser to go deal with you? Angels are basically God's goombas. #SaveTheBees --- Twitter- https://twitter.com/HellifWeKnow Instagram- https://www.instagram.com/hellifweknow/ Facebook- https://www.facebook.com/HellIfWeKnowPodcast/?ref=br_rs Email- hellifweknowpodcast@gmail.com Thanks for listening!

Duration:00:56:10

Bonus Content/Guest Intro for Ep24- ft. Tyler Schlagheck

5/6/2018
Say hello to my little friend! He's 5' 10.75" and his name is Tyler. His full ep will be released next week; we just wanted to get the intro out of the way first. PS- sorry for the weird intro music. My guitar was in another room, so my little sister and I decided just to hum instead. --- Twitter- https://twitter.com/HellifWeKnow Instagram- https://www.instagram.com/hellifweknow/ Facebook- https://www.facebook.com/HellIfWeKnowPodcast/?ref=br_rs Email-...

Duration:00:20:07

Bonus Content for Ep23

4/29/2018
here

Duration:00:34:29

Ep23- Historical/Biblical Context of Eggs

4/26/2018
Here's another episode of this podcast. I hope it's everything of which you ever dreamed. --- Twitter- https://twitter.com/HellifWeKnow Instagram- https://www.instagram.com/hellifweknow/ Facebook- https://www.facebook.com/HellIfWeKnowPodcast/?ref=br_rs Email- hellifweknowpodcast@gmail.com Thanks for listening!

Duration:00:48:01

Bonus Content for Ep22

4/15/2018
Here's another one of these --- Twitter- https://twitter.com/HellifWeKnow Instagram- https://www.instagram.com/hellifweknow/ Facebook- https://www.facebook.com/HellIfWeKnowPodcast/?ref=br_rs Email- hellifweknowpodcast@gmail.com Thanks for listening!

Duration:00:28:31

Ep22- Though They Love Raisin Cakes

4/8/2018
We didn't actually say this episode's title in the ep itself per se, but they say it in the story we discuss in the ep, so it was still eligible via implication. I don't know why I feel the need to defend that, but I do. --- Link to the God-awful cartoon Chris used for research: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pe-_Zo-MFIA --- Links to the rest of our normal stuff: Twitter- https://twitter.com/HellifWeKnow Instagram- https://www.instagram.com/hellifweknow/ Facebook-...

Duration:00:43:27

Ep21- Two No Parents

4/2/2018
Nope. Nothing fishy going on here. Just another classic-style episode of the same HiWK all our HiWKers have come to know and love. --- Twitter- https://twitter.com/HellifWeKnow Instagram- https://www.instagram.com/hellifweknow/ Facebook- https://www.facebook.com/HellIfWeKnowPodcast/?ref=br_rs Email- hellifweknowpodcast@gmail.com Thanks for listening!

Duration:00:34:11

Ep20- ...But Come On! ft. Sunday School Dropouts

3/25/2018
Does anybody read these episode descriptions? I have an idea! If you read this, leave us a five-star review on iTunes/Apple Podcast. That way, I'll know how many people actually read these. In the name of good ole-fashioned science. --- Our stuff: Twitter- https://twitter.com/HellifWeKnow Instagram- https://www.instagram.com/hellifweknow/ Facebook- https://www.facebook.com/HellIfWeKnowPodcast/?ref=br_rs Email- hellifweknowpodcast@gmail.com Sunday School Dropouts' stuff: Twitter-...

Duration:00:56:12