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Episode 59 - Ten Less Than Sixty-Nine

6/12/2018
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My dongle broke. I got a new one. Yay. Like us on Facebook @holdyourgoats Donate to the show using our Tip Jar Find out more on the Hold Your Goats website. This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Duration:00:57:41

Episode 58 - I'm Sorry

4/6/2018
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Goat Lord's Goat Cult of gun toting goat cultists who tote totes of guns for the goat cults's goat cultists. Like us on Facebook @holdyourgoats Donate to the show using our Tip Jar Find out more on the Hold Your Goats website. This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Duration:01:26:45

Episode 57 - Our Safe-Word is Furries

2/22/2018
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Your ever-present Goat Lords thank you for this opportunity to infiltrate your air-waves with our good vibrations. This episode has it all from 3D printers to the birds and the bees. What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to holdyourgoats@gmail.com with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you get your goat back. Like us on Facebook @holdyourgoats Donate to the show...

Duration:01:03:04

Episode 56 - imperviouscondoms.com/$$$

2/11/2018
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This one is pretty good man. Give it a listen, or dont. Featuring JT. What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to holdyourgoats@gmail.com with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you get your goat back. Like us on Facebook @holdyourgoats Donate to the show using our Tip Jar Find out more on the Hold Your Goats website. This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Duration:01:42:50

Episode 55 - Sit or Squat?

1/24/2018
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In this episode, Your Goat Lords talk about the things that really matter. Like bathroom anxiety, and eating Tide pods. What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to holdyourgoats@gmail.com with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you get your goat back. Like us on Facebook @holdyourgoats Donate to the show using our Tip Jar Find out more on the Hold Your Goats...

Duration:00:59:02

Episode 54 - Cats Are the Real Bigots

1/17/2018
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Your omniscient Goat Lords discuss vulgarity, jealousy, parenting, how cats are ass holes, and happiness on this the 54th episode of the HYG. What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to holdyourgoats@gmail.com with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you get your goat back. Like us on Facebook @holdyourgoats Donate to the show using our Tip Jar Find out more on the...

Duration:01:41:47

Episode 53 - Don't Touch My Stuff

1/9/2018
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Your ostentatious Goat Lords are baffled at the absence of hate mail based on the show's content and how long it has been running. We also discuss D&D, the unconventionality of online-dating, privilege, WE FOUND DE WEA, JT rides a Rascal Scooter, and Chance rants. What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to holdyourgoats@gmail.com with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help...

Duration:01:14:51

Episode 52 - Lip Smacking in Front of a Wall

1/2/2018
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Your omniscient Goat Lords discuss New Years Resolutions, the holiday season, Peanut butter, having kids out of wedlock, social anxiety, mindfulness, lying, small talk, snow boarding, lip smacking, close mindedness, the hiring process, and Alexandre Thoreau. What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to holdyourgoats@gmail.com with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you...

Duration:00:55:49

Episode 51 - Apple Sniffs Your Smelly Piss

12/24/2017
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In this, the 51st episode of the HYG podcast, Ian and Chance discuss the Apple scandal of slowing down older model phones with their software updates, the difference between dates and prunes, and what Wi-Fi actually means. What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to holdyourgoats@gmail.com with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you get your goat back. Like us on...

Duration:01:23:41

Episode 50 - The Christmas Special!

12/10/2017
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We made it Episode 50! Come celebrate Christmas early with your humble Goat Lords, the epitomes of piety. This episode has it all! From BM's to Bob Saget. We even touch on feminism, freedom of speech and SSRI's. What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to holdyourgoats@gmail.com with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you get your goat back. Like us on Facebook...

Duration:01:03:10

Episode 49 - That Is One Nice Mailmen

12/3/2017
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You spoke and we listened! Due to popular demand, we got Chuck Face back on the show. We go deep into philosophical quandaries and I dare say we touch on the true essence of humanity. Remember to stay strong, hold those goats, and name your first born Donald. What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to holdyourgoats@gmail.com with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you...

Duration:01:03:19

Episode 48 - Jim Carrey, the Philosopher

11/18/2017
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In this episode, Ian and Chance discuss the new Jim Carrey, death, and what it means to be human. We also got our first sponsor! kek What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to holdyourgoats@gmail.com with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you get your goat back. Like us on Facebook @holdyourgoats Donate to the show using our Tip Jar Find out more on the Hold Your...

Duration:01:00:10

Episode 47 - Dating a Corporate Zombie

11/4/2017
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Your most humble Goat Overseers "dissertate" the intricacies of dating, corporate America, and streaming. What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to holdyourgoats@gmail.com with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you get your goat back. Like us on Facebook @holdyourgoats Video versions of the podcast can be found on the Hold Your Goats YouTube Channel Donate to the...

Duration:01:08:00

Episode 46 - How You Feel 'Bout Elians?

11/2/2017
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Chance and Ian get in to some crazy topics in this episode. You will have to hold on tight to you goats for this one. Feel free to point us in some directions so we may put this one to bed, or you can just rage at us for losing our minds. Whatever floats your boat. What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to holdyourgoats@gmail.com with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to...

Duration:00:42:00

Episode 45 - Comparing Apples to Oranges

10/14/2017
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In this episode of the HYG, Ian and Chance bring you special guest JT. We discuss a range of varying topics, but mostly the malicious nature of planned obsolescence. What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to holdyourgoats@gmail.com with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you get your goat back. Like us on Facebook @holdyourgoats Video versions of the podcast can be...

Duration:01:06:25

Episode 44 - Rabid Bats

8/24/2017
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Your Goat Lords are back after a short reprieve. Ian and Chance discuss the finer things in life. Such as drugs, snakes, rabies, and removing gnats from your eyes. Just hit play, sit back, and surrender control of your mind to us, your all-deserving Goat Lords. What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to holdyourgoats@gmail.com with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help...

Duration:00:50:42

Episode 43 - Oh Chuck, It's Fase

7/9/2017
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Did you ever wonder how to cure your Redneckness? Could you climb Everest in five years time? Is there brown on your toothbrush? Did you know that "Your Mom" is a meme? Who was it that made Utah Great Again? Find the answer to these questions and many others on this special edition of The Hold Your Goats Podcast with guest Chase Stephens. It's all fun and games till your dick hurts. What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset...

Duration:01:15:31

Episode 41 - Big Fat Fake Blood Diamonds

6/21/2017
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Your most gracious Goat Lords talk about how far diamonds have infiltrated our culture, marriage, actual cannibal Shia Labeouf, and spelling bees. What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to holdyourgoats@gmail.com with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you get your goat back. Like us on Facebook @holdyourgoats Video versions of the podcast can be found on the Hold...

Duration:00:25:41

Episode 40 - Alternative CPR

6/19/2017
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Your enlightened Goat Overseers converse over topics like: messing with peeps at stop signs, Doter Two, The Pagemaster, and CPR. What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to holdyourgoats@gmail.com with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you get your goat back. Like us on Facebook @holdyourgoats Video versions of the podcast can be found on the Hold Your Goats YouTube...

Duration:00:17:53

Episode 38 - Farewell Mayor West

6/15/2017
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We talk about Toxoplasma gondii, the intricacies of language, the OG Manbat, and the evils of advertisement. What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to holdyourgoats@gmail.com with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you get your goat back. Like us on Facebook @holdyourgoats Video versions of the podcast can be found on the Hold Your Goats YouTube Channel Donate to...

Duration:00:21:22