Oops. We done goofed. It's been a long time folks, and we're very sorry about that. The truth is, we were too busy with our JOBS to edit this one, so we ended up sitting on the recording for a long time. That's right, yes, we have JOBS. How, you ask? By listening to this episode and internalizing all the wisdom it probably contains.
The real trick here is that I already wrote this description! However, due to a haunted ghost accident, that totally wasn't my fault, I have to do it again! Boo! It's the most wonderful time of the year! No, this isn't a trick, it's a Halloween special! Come inside our spooky podcast to sit beside the Sensoween fire, mind the blood and ghostly apples though! We've got all your hot tips to impress your friends and trick your enemies, just in time, as always!
Trigger Warning: In this episode we discuss and joke about murder and suicide at some points. The only crime I can think of is the quality of the last episode we put out! So to make up for it, we broke time-law and managed to get a new episode out in no time at all! Listen here for advice on how to ensure your pseudonym will be remembered for all of time! Also, to be clear, none of this constitutes actual advice, please don't commit any crimes!
Hi guys. First of all, wow. What even happened?! This is a long one, and it kinda got away from us. If you want advice, it's probably not here (some is though). If however, you wanted to hear three idiots talk about the mysterious Sound of Berlin, conspiracies, raptors, podcast editing techniques, mournful dog ghosts, and regret, then give this a listen! It's longer than usual, so brace yourselves! Also, at least one of us was under the influence of recently legalized drugs in this one. See...
Greetings, fellow netizens! xX420Dong_Slayer69Xx here, telling you all about how to select a username that really represents you. Listen to this one and your enemies will cower in fear, and your friends will envy you till the day you die: killed by a person named "I_am_a_small_child".
In this one, get ready to get wet and wild at Willy Wonka's Battle Royale Amusement Park (tm)! Ellie really wanted to title this one "Ellie's Big Dumb Stupid Rage Diary", but we didn't let her. Trigger warning: we mention throwing up in this one, so if that makes you uncomfortable, skip ahead!
College and University can be a scary place, but don't worry, we've got your back. In this episode, come along as the Older Brothers do their best to prepare Ellie for the journey ahead of her, and she shares her advice on how to fit school in with your packed schedule of anointment appointments: it's easy if you just remember the F.A.C.T.S.!
How to give the perfect gift... just in time for Mother's Day! In this episode, we teach you ways to ensure that your gifts are appreciated, or even NEEDED by your giftee. But remember: giving the perfect gift is as much about the giver as it is about The Mother.