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27 - How to Fake Laugh

6/18/2018
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Kaitlyn and Rob uncover an anti-meme conspiracy. Listen to learn all about laugh jazz, how adage + proverb = adverb, grammatical laughter, job interviewer etiquette, and our T-shirt machine. Today's WikiHow article: How to Fake Laugh How to Not is a comedy podcast where Kaitlyn Alexander and Rob Moden read very real how-to articles to learn how to lead normal, human lives. Follow on Twitter and suggest a WikiHow article: @howtonotshow WikiHow Randomizer button: CLICK

Duration:00:34:42

26 - How to Be Unforgettable

6/5/2018
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Kaitlyn and Rob reveal their exciting new religion. Listen to learn all about Kaitlyn's eyepatch, Tomorrowland, the Illuminati film club, paragons of averageness, the ghost of Ayn Rand, Michael Phelps versus a CGI shark, rules of fashion, posture, and more. Today's WikiHow article: How to Be Unforgettable How to Not is a comedy podcast where Kaitlyn Alexander and Rob Moden read very real how-to articles to learn how to lead normal, human lives. Follow on Twitter and suggest a WikiHow...

Duration:00:27:41

25 - How to Have Pleasant Facial Expressions

5/14/2018
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Kaitlyn and Rob are reader-approved. Listen to learn all about Kaitlyn's music college, diva Daniel Radcliffe, self-helping bots, hot movie takes, Oprah's self-esteem lessons, and more. Today's WikiHow article: 3 Ways to Have a Pleasant Facial Expression How to Not is a comedy podcast where Kaitlyn Alexander and Rob Moden read very real how-to articles to learn how to lead normal, human lives. Follow on Twitter and suggest a WikiHow article: @howtonotshow WikiHow Randomizer button:...

Duration:00:34:59

24 - How to Be a Werewolf

5/7/2018
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Kaitlyn and Rob get terse. Listen to learn all about real games and FIFAs, a tub full of mice, tersely-worded hypocrisy, upsetting Twihards, fire safety, Justin Timberlake's listenership, lie-down measurements, the youths' skinny legends, and the great debaters of our time. Today's WikiHow article: How to Act Like a Werewolf (Girls) How to Not is a comedy podcast where Kaitlyn Alexander and Rob Moden read very real how-to articles to learn how to lead normal, human lives. Follow on...

Duration:00:37:09

23 - How to Clap Your Hands

4/23/2018
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Kaitlyn and Rob put their foot down. In the "nuh uh" way, not in the "WikiHow thinks foot-stomping is clapping" way. Listen to learn all about opera-loving Boss Babies, praying with enthusiasm, Not-a-Claps, poetry reading etiquette, eye-clapping, actual useful WikiHow content, airplane clapping, Thunderpaws, concert etiquette, 'chworal' music, Jon “Succubus” Stewart, and movie-going etiquette. Today's WikiHow article: How to Clap Your Hands How to Not is a comedy podcast where Kaitlyn...

Duration:00:32:14

22 - How to Be a Mean Girl

4/9/2018
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Kaitlyn and Rob discover the secret origins of Leslie Knope and John Mulaney. Listen to learn all about pronunciations of Regina, the WikiHow beauty standard, fairweather friends, signs you're old, Mean Girls versus Mean Women (in a non-gendered sense), essay-writing, bravery, Hermione Granger: The Meanest Girl of All, J.K. Rowling vs Joss Whedon, and an incredibly personal Kaitlyn Alexander story. Today's WikiHow article: How to Be a Mean Girl How to Not is a comedy podcast where...

Duration:00:41:01

21 - How to Shower

4/2/2018
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Kaitlyn and Rob drink too much coffee and call out your skincare routine. Listen to learn all about frugally spending your handful of fucks, fash shlosh, soap vs no soap, neg coaching, hand showers, God's hygiene plan, Oprah's retirement plans, musky soaps, gobs of Big Ol' Craig T. Shower Brand Body Wash, Gregory T. Shower chants, wet =/= dry, and Shazam but worse. Today's WikiHow article: How to Take a Shower if You Don't Want To How to Not is a comedy podcast where Kaitlyn Alexander...

Duration:00:41:53

20 - How to Be Home Alone

3/26/2018
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Listen to learn all about profiling wikiHow users, Macaulay Culkin, entertainment devices, accidentally Pavlovian training your significant other, the chore of the body, Big Marble, deathbed curses, Aunt Sylvia, Eddie's Million Dollar Cook-Off, and cartoon murders. Today's WikiHow article: How to Keep Yourself from Getting Scared While Home Alone How to Not is a comedy podcast where Kaitlyn Alexander and Rob Moden read very real how-to articles to learn how to lead normal, human...

Duration:00:34:23

19 - How to Get Parents' Permission to Wear a Thong

3/19/2018
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Kaitlyn and Rob ask mother and father to let them show off that juicy butt. Listen to learn all about scanty birds and bees, butt-holders and butt-holsters, being a better Christian, Yeezys, papercraft clothes, bubble wrap, parenting strategies, and misidentifying Avengers. Today's WikiHow article: How to Convince Your Parents to Let You Wear a Thong How to Not is a comedy podcast where Kaitlyn Alexander and Rob Moden read very real how-to articles to learn how to lead normal, human...

Duration:00:32:52

Not an Episode: Strep Throat and Mini-Announcements!

3/12/2018
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Kaitlyn is legitimately sick and Rob legitimately did not tell them what he was going to record. Listen for some quick updates on what's happening with the show! If you are reading this description, you are already subscribed to the correct feed and don't need the new URL.

Duration:00:04:20

How to Call Your Girlfriend

1/8/2018
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It's time you had the talk. Any talk.

Duration:00:36:13

How to Develop Telekinesis

12/11/2017
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War of the Stars Episode X: Return of Kaitlyn's Fever

Duration:00:34:43

How to Act Like You're Possessed by a Demon

12/4/2017
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If you don't love me when I'm possessed, you don't deserve me at my best.

Duration:00:39:34

How to Fake Being Sick

11/20/2017
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Eye toothpaste, and boiled water in your fleshy mouth

Duration:00:32:24

How to Be Random

11/10/2017
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Doo doo randomness.

Duration:00:31:24

How to Scare Someone

10/27/2017
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Spoopy-faced Steve Buscemi.

Duration:00:30:24

How to Talk Like a Pirate

10/20/2017
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Time to dismantle THE DISNEY PROPAGANDA MACHINE.

Duration:00:30:57

How to Turn on Your Pretty Boy Swag

10/6/2017
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Drive-ins, diners, and Axe Body Spray.

Duration:00:33:20

How to Pretend to Have Ice Powers (for Girls)

9/22/2017
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A.K.A. how to be a super-creep dressed in all blue who can't hold a conversation.

Duration:00:24:26