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Dominatrix Mistress Lydia Answers Audience Questions About BDSM Sex

In this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” The Citizen’s sidekick, dominatrix Mistress Lydia D’Ouleur, answers a stream of Citizen fan questions about sex and BDSM. To The Citizen’s unfortunate surprise, the callers include old friends, Vladimir Sputin, Dr. Hilda Von Stern, and Blackbird himself. An old woman calls to ask Mistress Lydia how her younger boyfriend can pull the ol’ GILF’s hair without it coming off. So, sit back, take your pants off, and enjoy another great show. “I Am Citizen...


Living Longer. Advice From Ken Perry About Experts Peter Ragnar & John Rose.

In this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” The Citizen and longtime and very smart friend, Ken Perry, discuss his passion for longevity and wisdom. Ken talks about experts and well-known YouTubers and health experts, Peter Ragnar and John Rose, two men who he credits with tremendous insight into leading a better, happier, and longer life. Nothing from Daoism to The Citizen’s raisins goes untouched in this great conversation. And believe you and me, The Citizen never likes to have his raisins...


Are Psychiatric Drugs And The Mental Health Industry A Fraud?

Citizen Abels can be serious – if someone actually has something serious to say to him. On this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” The Citizen and Ken Perry discuss the mental health “industry” and mental illness in general, as well as the ills of psychiatric medicines like psychotropics. Dominatrix Mistress Lydia was out for this show, dealing with the craziness of the BDSM world. So The Citizen and Ken try not to get too crazy as they talk about their experiences and their discoveries...


Going South Making Spicy And Summery BDSM Cucumbers With The Citizen And Mistress Lydia

Like our fearless friend, The Citizen, always says, the best thing to do with a cucumber is to put it in the right place. And that’s what Citizen Abels and his kinky sidekick, dominatrix Mistress Lydia do on this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels.” Mistress Lydia takes the flogger to The Citizen as he prepares a cool dish of spicy and summery cucumbers. Look out because the pair gets wild and crazy talking about BDSM, going down into the bowels of the south, and not eating your meat – we mean,...


The Citizen And Mistress Lydia Make Frozen Dark Sweet Cherry Daiquiris

Summertime and the living is easy. Well, not so easy, bud. Because it’s not so easy for some of us; they’re whipped. Literally. By dominatrix Mistress Lydia D’Ouleur. The Citizen tries to cool down – and load up – the Mistress by making her a dark sweet cherry daiquiri and showing you how to do it while he’s at – just a little this and a little that. That Citizen. So talented. So, watch and listen to this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels” as The Citizen gets Mistress Lydia to tell him about...


The Myers-Briggs: A Pathway To Yourself

Citizen Abels takes the chance to help you discover yourself in this episode. Not the type of discovery normally associated with The Citizen – relieving your anxiety by staying in touch with yourself. No, this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels” is about the Myers-Briggs personality style system and how you can learn about your personality by answering the Myers-Briggs questionnaire. Give The Citizen a try, and give the Myers-Briggs a try. The only thing to fear is fear itself. “I Am Citizen...


9 Great Free Streaming Services For Free Movies And TV Shows

In this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” The Citizen reviews 9 great free streaming services where you can watch free movies and TV shows without having to pay the monthly bill you get from Netflix, Hulu, and all of the other paid movie and TV subscription services. Just like The Citizen, these services are free. Free at last. Free at last!!! “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong...


The Ethical Slut: Author Janet W. Hardy On Writing, Sex, Business, And Politics

Janet W. Hardy is the author of the famous book, “The Ethical Slut,” which talks about the question of honesty in sexual relationships. The issue of honesty for Janet in sexual relationships hangs on whether partners are dealing with each other on a consensual basis – is a lover of yours or you having side affairs without their knowledge. Without their knowledge Janet contends this is a non-consensual, dishonest, and ultimately unethical way to treat your partner. The Citizen and Mistress...


How To File An Ethics Complaint Against An Attorney

Though friends and family know, many out there in Citizenland don’t know that our fearless friend, The Citizen, is a veteran of many wars. Unfortunately, it’s not the ones you’re thinking of – with guns and bombs and tanks. No, Citizen Abels is a veteran of legal wars. And as a veteran of legal wars, The Citizen has met many an attorney not worth his weight in spit. In this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” recorded June 19, 2019, The Citizen goes through what’s involved in filing an ethics...


BDSM Writer & Publisher Janet W. Hardy Talks Life & Lifestyle

In this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” recorded June 13, 2019, The Citizen talks with renown BDSM writer and publisher, Janet W. Hardy, who talks about her identification as a gender-queer sadist and switch, as well as about her relationships and her life in general. The Citizen and Mistress Lydia listen intently as Janet – the author and co-author of BDSM classics like The Ethical Slut, The Topping Book, The Sexually Dominant Woman, and the newly released, Impervious – opens up about a...


Dominatrix Mistress Lydia D’Ouleur Dresses Up The Citizen

It’s one more Father’s Day for Citizen Abels, and in this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” recorded June 10, 2019 at the luxurious Four Strong Media Studios, dominatrix Mistress Lydia D’Ouleur shows The Citizen who’s boss – just like everyone else in his life does. So The Citizen dons a dress, puts duct tape pasties on his breasts, and acknowledges the fact that he’s not anyone else – nor does he want to be. Anyone and everyone, hear ye, hear ye. The Citizen will do his own thing until the...


The Fetish And Kink Favorites Of Dominatrix Mistress Lydia D’Ouleur

Today’s episode of “I Am Citizen Abels” is not another day playing with Tickle Me Elmo. But it is about those things like tickling feet and busting balls and humiliating little pricks – The Citizen and his little prick not included. And while Citizen Abels isn’t above some good clean adult fun, he winds up stripping down the fetish world – and himself – as Dominatrix Mistress Lydia D’Ouleur reveals her faves in fetishes and kink. You’ll hear our fearless friend with his mouth covered get...


Dominatrix Mistress Lydia D’Ouleur And The BDSM Lifestyle

Ow! That hurt! And that’s what this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels” is all about. Dominatrix Mistress Lydia D’Ouleur whips it good on the show, and even gives The Citizen a good flogging – or two. Don’t worry. Because our fearless friend never feels any pain. And anyone who’s been through a good divorce – much like a good flogging – feels no pain. So get ready, take your shirt off, take ten lashes and a gentle – well, not so gentle – prodding, and listen to The Citizen, as dominatrix...


10 Things (Most) Fathers Really Want For Father's Day

It’s Father’s Day again. Another day, another dollar gone. Well, actually, more than a few gone. In this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” our forlorn friend, The Citizen, relays a dream-inspired list of the 10 things most fathers really want this Father’s Day. Guys, gals, children of all ages, have pity on us fathers. Have pity on your father. Have pity on every father that had to deal with stinkin’ kids, wives, ex-wives, baby mamas, and etc. and etc. It’s another day, and another time to...


How Teenagers Can Make Money This Summer

Listen, between the cost of weed and condoms – never mind iTunes and Spotify music – it’s damn frustrating being a teenager with empty pockets and a lot of needs. In this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” recorded May 16, 2019, The Citizen and Mitch go through a list of ways teenagers can make money this summer and be able to stop sponging off their parents. The dynamic duo also discuss what to do to get started in business and important things to consider when dealing with customers and...


10 Things You Should Know About (Your) Vagina

The Citizen knows a little about a lot, and a lot about…well, his little… But what most men and women don’t know a lot about is vagina. In this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” recorded May 17, 2019, The Citizen and Mitch go down a list of 10 things every woman – and man – should know about their vagina. Or just vagina in general. Go down with the boys and have a laugh, as the two old farts try to embarrass each other like a smelly fish in their beds. “I Am Citizen Abels”...


12 Great Ways You Can Increase Your Sex Drive

In this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” recorded May 17, 2019, The Citizen and Mitch discuss a number of ways that men and women can improve their sex drive – from eating better meat to swallowing all the best kinds of vitamins. Wink wink. But really, The Citizen cares. He believes the world would be a better, happier place if we all had better, happier sex lives. See if you agree as you listen to Citizen Abels make a wish for men and women around the world – an orgasmic wish. “I Am...


The Citizen’s 10 Dirtiest Dirty Blonde Jokes

Everyone loves a dirty blonde joke. It’s got a little ditz and a little jizz. Okay, The Citizen isn’t the most PC person. Enjoy his 10 dirtiest dirty blonde jokes. And remember, f*ck ‘em if they can’t take a joke. “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Play, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and most podcast apps...


Autism Advocate And Father Guy Shahar Talks About The Early Signs Of His Sons Autism

Guy Shahar is a father and autism advocate. His advocacy grew out of the work he and his wife did to help their son, who has autism. In this clip from the original “I Am Citizen Abels” episode Guy appeared on – “Two Fathers Talk Autism” – Guy talks about what early signs of autism appeared in his son. Citizen Abels, who has twins on the autism spectrum, listens intently as Guy describes the realizations millions of parents across the world come to as they start to see their child has...


Forget Tyra Banks. It's Spinning And Bejazzled Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model Mia Kang.

On this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” recorded May 9, 2019, The Citizen and Mitch talk about 2019 Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition model Mia Kang. Well, actually the two old farts ogle at her loveliness and make comments like a couple of 10-year-olds. Anyway, watch and ogle yourself. Men, women, dogs, and cats can only say a game of spin the bottle – or spin something, anything – with this darling would be better than a long day at work. Enjoy! “I Am Citizen Abels”...