I Hate It But I Love It

Go to truly the worst bar of all time and watch a man rip another man's throat out FOR REAL cause we're talking about Road House! In this episode, Kat and Jocelyn discuss cartoonish fight sequences, how this town is a REAL contender to be under-the-domed, and Jocelyn's unexpected feelings for Sam Elliot. This episode brought to you by Betterhelp. Betterhelp offers professional counseling securely online. Visit betterhelp.com/HATELOVE and join the over 500,000 people taking charge of their...

Wait two hours and change to watch Al Pacino inhale the scenery, cause we're talking about The Devil's Advocate! In this episode, Kat and Jocelyn discuss terrible accents, how this movie feels like it's covered in oil, and ponder exactly why the devil would need to start up a law firm. This episode brought to you in part by Prose. Prose creates customized hair care products for people, not hair types. Their freshly made-to-order products are designed to transform with you through seasonal...

Jump in a barely functional spaceship and say a bunch of made up swears mixed with very awkward attempts to speak Mandarin, cause we're talking about Firefly... AND, bonus, we also talk about Serenity! Kat and Jocelyn touch on which characters they love (and which character is honestly just Ron Swanson in space), ponder what life is like on the Reaver ships, and talk about our enduring love for Alan Tudyk. And Gina Torres. And basically every single member of this cast (with one notable...

Cover the Louvre with anagrams (also, your blood) and go on a very dour treasure hunt cause we're talking about Ron Howard's adaptation of The Da Vinci Code! (Which is... a lot stinkier than we remembered). In the final installment of T. Hanksgiving, Kat and Jocelyn discuss Tom Hanks' first turn as puzzleboy Robert Langdon, touching on how anagrams aren't actually a good way to leave clues for someone, how this movie could be better described as "People Explain Things At Amelie", and do an...

In the third week of T. Hanksgiving, we talk about Robert Zemeckis' Cast Away! We talk about how Wilson floating away is funny (sorry), why dentists disagree with this movie, and Kat gets VERY mad about the title of this film (and not, as you might assume, social insurance numbers). This episode brought to you by Betterhelp. Betterhelp offers professional counseling securely online. Visit betterhelp.com/HATELOVE and join the over 500,000 people taking charge of their mental health with the...

In the second week of T. Hanksgiving, we're talking about Ron Howard's Splash! We discuss how Tom Hanks simply... HAD to know that Madison was a mermaid, how the ending of this movie is NOT a happy one, and Kat continues to fixate on social insurance numbers. This episode brought to you by Betterhelp. Betterhelp offers professional counseling securely online. Visit betterhelp.com/HATELOVE and join the over 1,000,000 people taking charge of their mental health with the help of an experienced...

Happy T.Hanksgiving, the month where we discuss naught but Tom Hanks films! And we're kicking it off with the timeless story of boy-meets-girl, boy-loses-girl, boy-regrets-not-being-big, boy-turns-big-and-destroys-everyone's-life-including-his-own: Big! Kat and Jocelyn discuss Tom Hanks's boundless charm, the HORRIFYING Elizabeth Perkins plot (nononono (ewewewew)), ponder who made Zoltar, and Kat reveals a very specific plot fixation. This episode is brought to you in part by FIGS. FIGS...

Shout "QUACK" at an adult and then perform what surely must be an illegal hockey move cause we're talking about The Mighty Ducks! Kat and Jocelyn discuss unearned redemption arcs, hokey attempts to insert humour, ersatz Randy Newman music, and who Kat thought played the old man. This episode brought to you in part by Pretty Litter. Pretty Litter has next level odor protection, is delivered right to your door in a lightweight bag that lasts the entire month, and even monitors your cat's...

Get out your animal crackers and some painfully hokey sex scene dialogue, and then PUT THEM AWAY cause that's the OTHER space rock disaster movie and we're talking about Deep Impact! Kat and Jocelyn discuss why this movie's so light on the ol' Sobiesk, talk about our survival instincts, and discuss what the initial plans for dealing with the comet were. Today's episode brought to you in part by Nutrafol. Nutrafol helps you take control of hair growth, it is formulated with potent botanicals...

Watch a volcano explode and then passively comment that a volcano is exploding because we're talking about the (very bad) movie Volcano! Kat and Jocelyn discuss how this movie inappropriately shoehorns in major issues, how Tommy Lee Jones is actively trying to make this movie end faster, and note that this volcano specifically has it out for crotches. This episode brought to you in part by Green Chef. Green Chef is USDA certified organic company that makes eating well easy and affordable...

Screech "Get off my plane" as you HORRIFICALLY MURDER A MAN cause we're talking about Air Force One! Kat and Jocelyn discuss how Harrison Ford's for sure getting impeached, how Glenn Close ALSO does a bad job at her job, and Wolfgang Petersen makes his marvelous return to the podcast. This episode is brought to you in part by FIGS. FIGS create the highest quality medical apparel so that medical professionals look their best, feel their best, and perform at their best every day. Every set of...

Put on your Sunday shoes, which apparently means "dance?", cause we're talking about Footloose! Kat and Jocelyn talk about embarrassing dance sequences, the one very specific reason that Bomont is paradise, and discuss some creative moves on the dance floor. This episode brought to you in part by Pretty Litter. Pretty Litter has next level odor protection, is delivered right to your door in a lightweight bag that lasts the entire month, and even monitors your cat's health by changing colour...

Wear a hoodie under a blazer and deliver an incredibly wordy monologue cause we're talking about Kevin Smith's Dogma! We discuss how watching this film means doing crime for the BEST of reasons, reminisce about how Ben Affleck gets cast in movies, and discuss how it's a pretty steep slope from here until Tusk, Jocelyn's dreaded mortal enemy of a film. Today's episode brought to you in part by Nutrafol. Nutrafol helps you take control of hair growth, it is formulated with potent botanicals...

Put on a spangly floor-length robe and adopt an impenetrably thick Transylvanian accent because we're talking about Bram Stoker's Dracula! Kat and Jocelyn discuss their BIG love and hate for this truly wild film, touching on the variations on the vampire myth, why Keanu Reeves is poorly served by this film (and poorly serves this film), and wonder what happens to Dracula's anatomy when he turns into rats. This episode brought to you in part by Ritual. When Ritual set out to develop the...

Introducing the newest Audioboom original podcast, Truth vs Hollywood. Join film lovers David Chen and Joanna Robinson as they do a deep dive into well known films and discuss how similar they are to the actual story. Truth vs Hollywood premieres 6/12. Subscribe to Truth vs Hollywood on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/truth-vs-hollywood/id1510582080

Write a rap that would in no way help you pass a test cause we're talking about The Baby-sitters Club! Kat and Jocelyn discuss how disturbing the Stacey-Luca plotline is, how Ellen Burstyn had every right to be annoyed, and which BSC books/characters were their faves. This episode is brought to you in part by FIGS. FIGS create the highest quality medical apparel so that medical professionals look their best, feel their best, and perform at their best every day. Every set of FIGS is...

Scream incoherently and steal a fish cause we're talking about Jerry Maguire! Kat and Jocelyn discuss the 1996 film Jerry Maguire, touching on how the film conflates cynicism with realism, how the ending of the movie is NOT really as romantic as people think, and how the character of Ray is TOO cute. This episode brought to you in part by Pretty Litter. Pretty Litter has next level odor protection, is delivered right to your door in a lightweight bag that lasts the entire month, and even...

Take the basic gist of Friday Night Lights, then subtract all the humanity and charm, then add a real POS as the hero, cause we're talking about Varsity Blues! Kat and Jocelyn discuss how Mox is a pure sociopath, how Billy Bob should be the hero of the film, and how Jocelyn doesn't know football terminology. This episode is brought to you in part by TeePublic. Check out www.TeePublic.com and discover your next favourite Tee. Psst... they also have nerdy hoodies, sweaters, baseball tees and...

Pop in a pair of too-light contacts and SCREAM FOR MANY HOURS cause we're talking about Interview With The Vampire! Kat and Jocelyn discuss how Kirsten Dunst rules, how Tom Cruise is a ham and cheese sandwich, and how neither of them had fully seen this film before and were DEEPLY surprised by what it had to offer. This episode is brought to you in part by TeePublic. Check out www.TeePublic.com and discover your next favourite Tee. Psst... they also have nerdy hoodies, sweaters, baseball...

Wrap a cardigan around your head and then do a very loose approximation of hip hop dancing cause we're talking about Save The Last Dance! Kat and Jocelyn discuss bad jazz dads, charming Kerry Washington performances, and the WORST BIG DANCE SEQUENCE OF ALL TIME. Brought to you in part by Sundance Now. AMC Network’s Sundance Now is a premium streaming video service, offering a rich selection of prestige dramas, heart-stopping thrillers and gripping true crime series from around the world....