I Hate It But I Love It

Dye your hair a bright colour and date a series of women who are WAY out of your league cause we're talking about Scott Pilgrim Vs The World! Kat and Jocelyn explore this cult classic, discussing its wonderful depiction of Toronto (HOORAY!), how Knives Chau is the best character in this film if not of all time, and how Ramona Flowers is a character we WANT to love. This episode is brought to you by Quip, an electric toothbrush designed by dentists with a built-in two minute timer that...

Put on your best approximation of a cool teen outfit and dredge up all manner of mortifying memories, cause we're talking about Never Been Kissed! Kat and Jocelyn chat about terrible fashion, desperate attempts to approximate teen slang, and how Drew Barrymore's effortless charm isn't totally enough to save this movie that is wall to wall about criminals doin' crimes. This episode brought to you in part by Pretty Litter. Pretty Litter has next level odor protection, is delivered right to...

Grab a ragtag team of barely cute puppets and put on a pair of pants that leave NOTHING to the imagination cause we're talking about Jim Henson's Labyrinth! Alongside special guest James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn), we talk about ugly puppets, how confusing Jareth's scheme actually is, and how this film is GREAT... but maybe not good. This episode is also brought to you by Quip, an electric toothbrush designed by dentists with a built-in two minute timer that pulses every 30 seconds to...

Grab a loose leather belt and then hang out in 200mph winds for a bit, cause we're talking about Twister! Jocelyn and Kat chat about this movie's amazingly obvious product placement, the weird animals that improbably voiced the twisters, and how the true villain of this film is Bill Paxton. This episode brought to you in part by Robinhood. Robinhood is an investing app that lets you buy and sell stocks, ETFS, options, and cryptos- all commission-free. Robinhood is giving our listeners a...

Flash a million-watt smile while also shedding a crystal clear tear, cause we're talking about My Best Friend's Wedding! Kat and Jocelyn discuss how Michael is the worst, Julia Roberts' hair is the best, and how none of this movie would have happened if any of the characters had a SINGLE female friend. Brought to you in part by Talkspace. The Talkspace platform has over 2,000 licensed therapists who are experienced in addressing life challenges we all face. To match with a perfect therapist...

Solve a complicated equation and then cry about your FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELIIIIIIINGSSSSSS, cause we're talking about Good Will Hunting! Kat and Jocelyn talk about how this movie is ABSOLUTELY the creation of two very young men, discuss how badly Skylar needs friends, accidentally insert Cole Sprouse into this film, and make a plan to cook Jeff Bezos. Also, Jocelyn gets #2Real about her life. Please no one tell Jocelyn's mom about this podcast. This episode brought to you in part by Pretty...

Put on the MOST Bonne Bell glitter gel and sport an inconsistent accent cause we're talking about Ever After: A Cinderella Story! Kat and Jocelyn deep dive into this super cute n' charming film, talking about Drew Barrymore's charming performance, Jocelyn's refusal to pronounce Dougray Scott's name correctly, how Angelica Houston can do more with one eyebrow than the rest of us can do with our whole bodies, and how the line "Then I shall have to make you wings" doesn't really track. Also, we...

Fathers, lock up your daughters. Daughters, lock up your fathers! And EVERYBODY lock up Mark Wahlberg, cause this week we're talking about Fear! Jocelyn and Kat re-investigate this 1996 cult classic, discussing this film's questionable POV, how Mark Wahlberg always sounds as though he's got a strip of ham over his tongue, and a truly embarrassing incident from Jocelyn's past. The episode brought to you in part by Simple Contacts. Simple Contacts is a convenient way to renew your contact...

This week we're talking about American Beauty and, in a word, YIPES. Kat and Jocelyn delve into a movie that is unwatchable now to ask an important: WHY WAS THIS WATCHABLE THEN?! We discuss Annette Bening's bad hair, how this film veers from smug pseudo-mysticism to zany plots stolen straight from a 70s sitcom, and why Alan Ball really needed to do a second pass on that garbage bag scene. Brought to you in part by Stamps.com where you can access all the services of the Post Office right...

Whisk up some beautiful Swiss meringue, then THROW IT at your long-suffering husband and mope about turning thirty and living in a super cute studio in Queens, cause we're talking about Julie and Julia! Jocelyn and Kat talk about Amy Adams' very bad wig, the sheer perfection that is Stanley Tucci, and how Meryl Streep's performance as Julia Child is somehow also an accurate depiction of Jocelyn. This episode brought to you in part by Pretty Litter. Pretty Litter has next level odor...

Sneak into a long-abandoned prison that still has a tunnel filled with gears and fire for some reason cause we're talking about The Rock! Kat and Jocelyn conclude their deep-dive into the Nicolas Cage Trifecta of '90s Bonkerosity, discussing inexplicably convoluted villainous plots, an intern who's having a REALLY bad day, and how Michael Bay really just wants a friend. The episode brought to you in part by Simple Contacts. Simple Contacts is a convenient way to renew your contact lens...

Sadly reflect upon your wasted life then bellow at an unforgiving sky about the failure of the American dream, cause we’re talking about Jaume Collet-Serra's The Commuter! Join us as we discuss what is a ludicrous romp through the pits of insanity (for Kat) and an unrelentingly grim meditation on the manipulation of the lower classes (for Jocelyn), touching on ludicrous action sequences, Liam Neeson’s overwhelming competency at everything (which, here, includes having the ability to kick a...

Hop onto AOL and listen to a solid 47 minutes of dial up noises because we’re talking about Hackers! In this episode, Kat and Jocelyn talk about how it’s almost impossible to show hacking onscreen in a way that even RESEMBLES accurate, discuss the worst fashion that 1995 has to offer, and talk about the cool hackers’ hangout which is AKA just Hansel’s apartment from Zoolander. Also, Jocelyn tries to help Kat explain hacking by beatboxing to the best of her abilities (i.e., poorly). This...

Deepest! Bluest! This week, our hats are indeed like a shark’s fin, because we’re talking about the B-movie sharkstravaganza, Deep Blue Sea! In this episode, Kat and Jocelyn discuss how this film is just Jurassic Park with more misogyny, explain why none of us should ever go in the ocean, and try to figure out exactly how smart these sharks are. As a bonus, both Kat and Jocelyn perform their own separate readings of LL Cool J’s woefully unappreciated movie-related rap, Deepest Bluest (My Hat...

Grab your pompoms and then set those pompoms aside because you need to execute a HIGHLY athletic and badass move cause we're talking about Bring it On! This week we're joined by very special guest Tara Ariano of Extra Hot Great to discuss this objectively perfect film, touching on the perfection of Gabrielle Union, the parts of this film that haven't aged so well, Kirsten Dunst's extraneous little brother character, and whether or not Missy and Torrance would have been in a relationship...

Everything we do, we do it for you (including rewatching this movie). In this week's episode, Kat and Jocelyn discuss Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, touching on how Kevin Costner's Robin Hood is a Manic Pixie Dream Girl, how the wonderful Alan Rickman goes FULL HAM in this performance, and how 99% of this movie is just cool hangs in the forest. This episode sponsored by ThirdLove. When it comes to bra shopping, it's all about finding the right fit for you. And there's only one lingerie...

Bury a box of garbage with your childhood friends and then jump in a car with someone you loosely believe to be a murderer because we're talking about Crossroads! In this episode, Jocelyn and Kat chat about inexplicable karaoke sequences, Britney's failed attempts to get into character, and how softly reciting your own lyrics is NOT poetry. This episode is brought to you in part by TeePublic. Check out www.TeePublic.com and discover your next favourite Tee. Psst... they also have nerdy...

Get carried through a crowd by a burly yet emotionless man then have a BIZARRE romantic scene over a katana because we're talking about The Bodyguard! In this episode, Kat and Jocelyn discuss the total absence of chemistry between the two leads, the weird similarities between Kevin Costner and Gerald Ford, and a scene in which a child who cannot swim is LITERALLY AND INEXPLICABLY TACKLED INTO A LAKE. This episode is brought to you in part by Suave. Suave's Almond & Shea Butter shampoo and...

Join us as we revisit the year 2003, where the plots were convoluted, the lingo was appalling (...frost yourselves?), and we as a people had not fully come to appreciate the genius of Kathryn Hahn. That's right, we're talking about the hugely successful (and, for Jocelyn, excruciatingly uncomfortable) How To Lose A Guy in 10 Days! In this episode, we touch on how everyone in this film is a TERRIBLE person, whether or not Matthew McConaughey is a child in a man's body, how neither person's...

Take a trip with us to the year 1996, when the effects were practical, you could ride your bike through your office (even though you shouldn't), and there was a sudden influx of aliens who secretly had NO PLAN AT ALL. Today we're talking about the mega-hit disaster film Independence Day! In this episode, Kat gets mad at everyone who says "Welcome to Earf", Jocelyn wonders if Bill Pullman is the worst cinematic president of all time, and we collectively discuss whether this entire alien...