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A podcast from the Florida Keys hosted by a bartender, Jim Horan. Self reflection can happen in strange places why not a Bar. The content is explicit. We publish from 2-4 episodes a week.

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United States

Description:

A podcast from the Florida Keys hosted by a bartender, Jim Horan. Self reflection can happen in strange places why not a Bar. The content is explicit. We publish from 2-4 episodes a week.

Language:

English

Contact:

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Episodes

Episode 684 No More Dutch Ovens (Stop Farting)

1/16/2023
Jim deals with a short bout of depression. Old has a hard time competing with new when it comes to relationships. Maybe a different perspective can help. The show ends with, how to make a good frozen drink. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/james-horan6/support

Duration:00:26:16

Episode 683 Not a Resolution

1/10/2023
Jim doesn't do resolutions. We need better plans, --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/james-horan6/support

Duration:00:21:56

Episode 682 Predictions for 2023

12/31/2022
We close 2022 with predictions for 2023 and Jim will not be seeking the nomination for President. He is more likely to get a gender reassignment surgery. Why was Nostradamus so vague with his 600-year-old forecast? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/james-horan6/support

Duration:00:24:26

Episode 681 Pain, Not Sham but Cham

12/30/2022
Drinking isn't the only thing to do when it's rainy and cold in the Keys but it certainly is the most indulged. We wrap the drinks of Christmas because 10 drinks are enough. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/james-horan6/support

Duration:00:23:40

Episode 680 Candy Cane Martini

12/23/2022
The technological revolution has helped Keys Folk with gift purchasing. the internet can't help you with the best gift, the gift of yourself. The 9th drink of Xmas is the candy cane martini . --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/james-horan6/support

Duration:00:25:50

Episode 679 Lame Special Announcement

12/23/2022
A special announcement is made by a regular. It did not live up to expectations of the crowd. Its the 7 drink of Christmas. Jim reviews Company Christmas Party strategy. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/james-horan6/support

Duration:00:19:06

Episode 678 Retraction

12/19/2022
Jim issues a retraction for his comments on Eggnog after his father takes issue and gives his father's recipe. Another visitor from Poland gets a whirl-wind tour of the Upper Keys. Helpful hints on where you need to be to meet someone special, and it's not a on small bus. The 6th Drink of Christmas is the Hot Cran Apple Cider. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/james-horan6/support

Duration:00:20:31

Episode 677 Hot Chocolate

12/12/2022
Awkward editing does not deter Jim. Hot Chocolate is the 5th drink of Christmas it works for both non-drinkers and drinkers. Tipping remains a lion's share of the income stream for many people. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/james-horan6/support

Duration:00:24:24

Episode 676 We are Not a watching you!

12/11/2022
Jim gives Company Xmas (Holiday) Etiquette tips using the movie Die Hard to illustrate the points. Spiced/Mulled wine is the 4th drink of Christmas recipe provided. Jim and some co-workers try to be anonymous during a DUI stop. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/james-horan6/support

Duration:00:21:58

Episode 675 Lost in Place

12/4/2022
Today we continue with the 3rd of the 12 Drinks of Christmas, Eggnog. When a patron has words with another Jim has to interject himself. Two women walk into the Bar and comedy ensues. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/james-horan6/support

Duration:00:21:46

Episode 674 Confidentiality

11/27/2022
Released simultaneously with my first YouTube Video which you can find by searching for Keys Bartender. Xmas Trees are getting scarce in the Upper Keys. Confidentiality is an implicit agreement between patron and Bartender. We wrap with the Espresso Martini as our 2nd drink for the 12 Drinks of Christmas. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/james-horan6/support

Duration:00:26:49

Episode 673 Roman Food Orgy

11/25/2022
We start a segment called the 12 drinks of Christmas with a drink you can make for the festivities. We describe a Roman Food Orgy prior to Jim's Post-Thanksgiving wrap-up. Our host shares his methodology he used to prepare to feast, and it backfires on him. It is estimated that over 53 million Americans are food insecure, every episode till New Year's will be dedicated to those people. Here are 2 organizations you can help or donate. www.feedingamerica.org give.salvationarmyusa.org ---...

Duration:00:28:32

Episode 672 Lost Shaker of Salt

11/21/2022
The Margarita is one of the most iconic cocktails with numerous origin claims. We go through some of the history and components. We give some tips for making sure you make your flight or cruise on time. We close with Jim's multi-layered take on the Margarita. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/james-horan6/support

Duration:00:27:07

Episode 671 Stop One Drink at a Time Ordering!!

11/17/2022
While the rest of the U.S. shivers we are all toasty in the Keys. We discuss ordering etiquette for patrons and restaurant servers. It being the approach of the Holiday season Jim asks for a modicum of consideration for the people in the Service Industry. How does New Years Eve sometimes have a chilling affect on business. Finally we wrap for tips on handling large drink orders. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/james-horan6/support

Duration:00:29:25

Episode 670 Shaken not Stirred

11/13/2022
When is a drink shaken or stirred? James Bond's direction is an outlier for the properly prepared a martini and that is o.k. Recognition, certificates, and awards are nice but they are not necessarily an indicator of greatness. Jim gives his recipe for a martini and it is simple. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/james-horan6/support

Duration:00:26:52

Episode 669 An Old Fashioned

11/8/2022
Tropical Storm Nicole heads towards Florida. Though the title may sound like an option at a massage parlor, it is an iconic cocktail. Like many a cocktail bartenders can't agree on a preparation. We'll try to simplify it. Jim gives his take on the cocktail. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/james-horan6/support

Duration:00:32:04

Episode 668 With or Without- Lime

11/4/2022
Jim sees his first Library Book vending machine on his way to vote. We spend time talking about arguably the most important of garnish/ingredient, the lime. Sometimes it is an after thought of a garnish and other times it is critical to the cocktail. Finally while watching a sitcom on Apple TV in English and Spanish, Jim wonders why so many people are reluctant to be exposed to other languages let only the learning of said languages. Thanks to our show Sponsor- Key Largo Chocolates;...

Duration:00:42:25

Episode 667 Trigger me Timbers

11/2/2022
Bloody Mary's come in all colors or should we say shades of red. There are several critical components of a good Bloody Mary but there are an unlimited variations. Triggers are anything that spark an emotional response. Jim explains why it is important to avoid as much as possible those actions or topics that could make the atmosphere uncomfortable at a Bar. Our sponsor Key Largo Chocolates, www.keylargochocolates.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/james-horan6/support

Duration:00:33:15

Episode 666

10/28/2022
We finally get to episode 666 and realize it is just a number. We go over how Jim prepares himself to work when ill. What is the difference between fear and anxiety? Both emotions are huge components in our daily lives and both don't need to be viewed as negative. Thanks to our sponsor Key Largo Chocolates --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/james-horan6/support

Duration:00:37:06

Episode 665-11 Living Big in an Infinite Universe

10/27/2022
Jim works the Bar's biggest event of the year while under the weather. A Florida Man dies and there is no irony for a change. Finally if we exist in an infinite universe what is the significance if any in our achievements. Thanks to our Sponsor Key Largo Chocolates; www.keylargochocolates.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/james-horan6/support

Duration:00:32:13