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Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe

Comedy Podcasts

A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast... with a twist!

A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast... with a twist!

Location:

United States

Description:

A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast... with a twist!

Language:

English


Episodes

118: Ep. 118: Ghost Ship: “The Tale of Aesop’s Fable of Ghosts and Gold”

11/18/2020
Ket tells Kim about Ghost Ship starring Julianna Marguiles and Gabriel Byrne. Gabriel Byrne obviously appears in a black wool peacoat as his rider clearly states. As per any horror movie comedy podcast, the girls talk politics, stand-up comedy specials, and the Great British Baking Show. But then they dive headfirst into the depths of the terrifying ocean to learn important life lessons about ghosts and gold while actively not trying to trigger Kim’s 80’s ghost boyfriend. Most importantly,...

Duration:02:26:11

54: Ep. 117: Friday the 13th Part III 3D: “The Tale of the Daughter of a Horse Girl”

11/11/2020
Kim tells Ket about the third installment of their journey through Friday the 13th with part III in 3D starring Dana Kimmell (https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0454011/?ref_=tt_ov_st_sm) , Tracie Savage (https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0767394/?ref_=tt_ov_st_sm) , and Richard Brooker (https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0111777/?ref_=tt_ov_st_sm) . And we finally get some hockey mask up in this piece! Ket learns that being the daughter of a horse girl is really gonna come in handy when barn science is needed....

Duration:01:44:37

Ep. 116: Idle Hands: “The Tale of the Messages of our Youth”

11/4/2020
Ket tells Kim about Idle Hands starring the longest running dude on her wall: Devon Sawa. It also stars business mogul, Jessica Alba, along with Seth Green and Vivica A. Fox. Despite their decades long friendship, our girls continue to learn about each other and Ketryn learns that Kim’s expertise in having sex with cars extends to monster trucks. We’ll also meet the cousin of Heavy Metal Jeff from Porno: Heavy Metal Randy. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Idle Hands....

Duration:01:50:42

Ep. 115: Christine: “The Tale of Honking Your Own Horn”

10/28/2020
Kim tells Ket about Christine based on the novel by Stephen King. In honor of the season, the girls’ patrons got to vote on a flick from the Duke of Halloween himself: John Carpenter. Ket get’s “judgey” about the terror-factor of the name Christine. Kim reflects on how the pandemic has resulted in a lot of honking of one’s own horn. While both girls make some very strong and very (in)accurate assumptions about dudes who are into cars. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in...

Duration:01:53:20

Welcome to Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe!

10/28/2020
KKSAM for short... A lil intro about who we are and what we do! Follow us on social media @kksampodcast (http://www.instagram.com/kksampodcast) http://www.kimandketstayalive.com Proud members of the Dread Central Podcast Network

Duration:00:05:23

Ep. 114: The Guest: “The Tale of a Very Sexy Stalk of Corn”

10/21/2020
Ket tells Kim about The Guest starring Dan Stevens and Maika Monroe. Ket picked it to ogle Dan Stevens and that mission… was accomplished. You know what mission wasn’t accomplished? Filming the right scenes in order for Kim to share in the ogling. Apologies all around. The girls also discuss how they would like to be strangled and Ket literally needs a cold shower. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Guest. Dir. Adam Wingard Writer Simon Barrett Patreon Funko Pop...

Duration:03:37:39

Ep. 113: Ravenous: “The Tale of Creepin’ it Real Sexy”

10/14/2020
Kim tells Ket about the sexual romp Ravenous starring Guy Pearce, Robert Carlyle and David Arquette. THEN our girls Bianca and Ashley over at the incredible podcast Creep it Real join the girls to discuss the movie AND the real life event that inspired the movie. Don’t forget to go and listen to their full episode on Alferd Packer. It’s significantly less sexy than what we got goin’ on with this movie but fascinating nonetheless! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in...

Duration:03:11:04

Ep. 112: Spiral: “The Tale of Everyone Communicates Openly… JK!”

10/7/2020
Ket tells Kim about the Shudder Original Spiral starring Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman, Ari Cohen and Jennifer Laporte. The girls argue over the use of the term diddy bag (YES - IT’S REAL!). They both realize their superpowers would only be useful in very specific and rare circumstances. Lastly, has anyone been able to find Jane Austen’s 80’s Aerobics VHS on Ebay? Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Spiral. Dir. Kurtis David Harder Writers Colin Minihan, John Poliquin KKSAM...

Duration:03:22:03

Ep. 111: Saw: “The Tale of Our Brain Houses”

9/30/2020
Kim tells Ket about the OG Saw starring Cary Elwes, Leigh Whannell and everyone's favorite detective, Danny Glover. The girls announce that they'll be immortalized as Funko Pop dolls for one lucky patron. They also immediately solve who Jigsaw is: Prince Humperdink. So guard your brain houses because you're a jail person. Most importantly, we'll learn if Ket will love or die in Saw. Dir. James Wan ​Writers Leigh Whannell, James Wan KKSAM LIVE (virtually) at Horrible Imaginings Campfire Tales...

Duration:01:41:00

Ep. 110: Soulmate: “The Tale of Kim’s Dating Secretary”

9/23/2020
Chosen by our amazing patrons, Ket tells Kim about Soulmate in honor of Women Directors Month starring Anna Walton, Tom Wisdom and Tanya Myers. Ketryn applies for a new position that she created and hired herself for. Kim gets to really test out this ghost boyfriend thing but it’s really hard to see red flags when they’re ghost-lucent. And as usual, they offend every british person with their subpar british accents. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Soulmate. Dir....

Duration:01:13:53

Ep. 109: 1BR: “The Tale of LA - A Documentary”

9/16/2020
Kim tells Ket about the Netflix original 1BR starring Nicole Brydon Bloom, Giles Matthey and Taylor Nichols. The girls will determine that there are two types of people in this world: nightgown people and bikini people. Which are you? They discover that Kim’s chainsaw sound skills transfer almost seamlessly to bagpipe sound skills. They’ll both “vag up” and determine that parking tickets and toxic dudes are a rite of passage when you move to LA. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live...

Duration:01:38:39

Ep. 108: The Shed: “The Tale of Mob Sturgeon and The Knife Girls - One Night Only - Tix on Sale Now!”

9/9/2020
Ket tells Kim about the shudder original The Shed, starring Jay Jay Warren, Cody Kostro, and Sofia Happonen. The girls are joining and opening for several bands and shan’t let their complete lack of musical prowess to deter them. Ket will be forced to place Kim in a time out - no LOVE ISLAND! But then she’ll need to build a russian doll shed. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Shed. Dir. Frank Sabatella Writers Jason Rice and Frank Sabatella New KKSAM Facebook...

Duration:03:01:17

53: Ep. 107: Daniel Isn’t Real: “The Tale of the Lure of a Cheesy Gordita Crunch”

9/2/2020
Kim tells Ket about Daniel Isn't Real starring Miles Robbins and Patrick Schwarzenegger. So come join our very exclusive cult that no one is allowed to join. The entrance fee is making Ketryn cry with a chainsaw sound. Then you have to tell us our memes are funny and then if you pass, you'll be rewarded with a Cheesy Gordita Crunch. Most importantly, we'll learn if Ket will live or die in Daniel Isn't Real. Dir. Adam Egypt Mortimer Writers Brian Deleeuw, Adam Egypt Mortimer Horrible...

Duration:02:57:24

Ep. 106: The Frighteners: “The Tale of Kim’s New Ghost Dog BFF”

8/26/2020
Ketryn tells Kim about The Frighteners starring Michael J. Fox (national treasure), Trini Alvarado (not Andi McDowell), Dee Wallace (ET’s Mom), and Jake Busey (Gary Busey’s kid). Kim has adopted a new pet that won’t infringe upon her lease because it’s a ghost - a ghost dog. We discover one of Ketryn’s areas of expertise: fender benders. They also make an addition to their merch store: branded holy water guns! Get’em while they're hot! Seriously, should we sell those? The girls also REALLY...

Duration:03:03:44

Ep. 105: Drag Me to Hell: “The Tale of Mary Ty and LerMoore”

8/19/2020
Kim tells Ket about The Curious Case of Benjamin Button starring Brad Pitt! (Just kidding! What is our podcast?) It’s Sam Raimi’s Drag Me to Hell starring Alison Lohman and Justin Long. As always, if you add Kim and Ket together, you get one full person and that person’s name is Mary Tyler Moore. The girls also have some questions for Sam Raimi and his mouth horror. What’s goin’ on, bud? Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Drag Me to Hell. Dir. Sam Raimi Writers Sam...

Duration:02:41:27

Ep. 104: Host: “The Tale of a Refreshing Dip in the Baby Baptism Pool”

8/12/2020
Ket tells Kim about the film taking Shudder by storm, Host (2020), starring Haley Bishop, Jemma Moore, Emma Louise Webb, Radina Drandova and Caroline Ward. Kim really changes her tune about a Cinq Seance by the end of this one. She can now be found floating in a baptism pool, filled with salt, for the rest of her existence. The girls get into a small tiff when Ketryn learns that Kim has no intention of tattooing her ashes in her when she’s gone. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live...

Duration:01:28:12

Ep. 103: Child’s Play: “The Tale of Ketryn’s Questionable Parenting”

8/5/2020
Kim tells Ket about Child’s Play starring Chris Sarandon, Catherine Hicks and Alex Vincent. The girls explore the benefit of putting kids on leashes and Ketryn warns against buying your children toys they want. There is apparently a macheted Jason man roaming Glendale and we discover what three things would summon the girls’ spirits. Most importantly, we learn if Ket will live or die in Child’s Play (1988). Dir. Tom Holland Writer Don Mancini Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at...

Duration:01:41:36

Ep. 102: Teeth: “The Tale of Vampire Doors - Front AND Back”

7/29/2020
Ket tells Kim about Teeth starring Jess Wiexler. This is a pick from our Patrons over at Patreon and it was… a doozy. (Trigger warnings abound!) The girls explain vampire doors, dick vampires, and evoke the powers of evolution and earth to insure their female descendants be blessed with toothed vaginas for the good of humanity. So let’s blow our smoke snacks and police our boning. BONG! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Teeth. Dir. Mitchell Lichtenstein Writer Mitchell...

Duration:01:17:41

Ep. 101: Lyle: “The Tale of Chairs - The Podcast”

7/22/2020
Kim tells Ket about Lyle starring Gaby Hoffman and Ingrid Jungermann (Bergman?). They unveil their new podcast all about the riveting world of chairs and they try to get to the bottom of what they could have possibly done to piss off the mosquitos. They discuss the anatomical anomalies of ghost conceptions and ghost babies. And they debate whether or not the devil is a feminist. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Lyle. Dir. Stewart Thorndike Writer Stewart Thorndike Get...

Duration:02:05:44

Ep. 100: The Tale of Kim and Ket Stay Alive… 100 times!

7/15/2020
Kim and Ket recount 100 episodes of laughter, friendship and staying alive… maybe. Thanks to their #Sammies, they’ve made it this far and have no intention of stopping! The girls recount their favorite moments and hear voicemails from Sammies who chime in with their slayiest moments as well. Kim and Ket also announce a new Patreon tier benefit! All patrons will get a video link to the filming of THIS recording. And going forward, all #NancyThompsons and above will have access to (at least)...

Duration:02:05:43