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Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe

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A Horror Movie/Comedy Podcast... with a twist! What do you get when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be the Final Girls at the end of the movie and never the ones “running up the stairs when they should be going out the front door?" You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe (KKSAM for short). Each week, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter take turns spoiling the fuck out of a horror movie one of them hasn't seen. Through very scientific (not scientific), totally indisputable (very disputable) methods — and amidst ridiculous tangents about their personal lives, childhood fears and wild college days — they play a game to determine whether they would #StayAlive at the end. Come play with us!

A Horror Movie/Comedy Podcast... with a twist! What do you get when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be the Final Girls at the end of the movie and never the ones “running up the stairs when they should be going out the front door?" You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe (KKSAM for short). Each week, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter take turns spoiling the fuck out of a horror movie one of them hasn't seen. Through very scientific (not scientific), totally indisputable (very disputable) methods — and amidst ridiculous tangents about their personal lives, childhood fears and wild college days — they play a game to determine whether they would #StayAlive at the end. Come play with us!

Location:

United States

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A Horror Movie/Comedy Podcast... with a twist! What do you get when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be the Final Girls at the end of the movie and never the ones “running up the stairs when they should be going out the front door?" You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe (KKSAM for short). Each week, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter take turns spoiling the fuck out of a horror movie one of them hasn't seen. Through very scientific (not scientific), totally indisputable (very disputable) methods — and amidst ridiculous tangents about their personal lives, childhood fears and wild college days — they play a game to determine whether they would #StayAlive at the end. Come play with us!

Language:

English


Episodes

Ep. 126: Cursed: “The Tale of Being Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs”

1/13/2021
Ket tells Kim about the 2005 Cursed starring everyone and anyone who was anyone in 2005. We’ve got Christina Ricci. We’ve got Joshua Jackson. We’ve got Jesse Eisenberg and so many more! First and foremost, the girls clear up the height discrepancy of each character. They spill the tea on dirty floor babies and the science of Were-STDs. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Cursed. Dir. Wes Craven Writer Kevin Williamson KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!! "Sammies Stay...

Duration:02:42:33

Ep. 125: His House: “The Tale of Being Underslept and Overhaunted”

1/6/2021
Kim tells Ket about the Netflix release His House, starring Sope Dirisu (https://www.imdb.com/name/nm5444837/?ref_=tt_ov_st_sm) , Wunmi Mosaku (https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2148911/?ref_=tt_ov_st_sm) , Malaika Wakoli-Abigaba (https://www.imdb.com/name/nm12022709/?ref_=tt_ov_st_sm) . It’s a very educational episode in which the girls explore exactly where Mitch McConnell’s mother conceived him, the dangers of hearing a disembodied “mama?” and how to (not) adopt a pet wall bird. In addition,...

Duration:02:20:47

Ep. 124: Freaky: “The Tale of Killer Daddy”

12/30/2020
Ket tells Kim about the 2020 release starring Vince Vaughn and Katherine Newton, Freaky. Ket gives Kim one final Christmas present: the perfect and most Kimmiest kill of all kills and it is glorious! Ketryn also dives head first into her Vince Vaughn Daddy fantasies and it gets… uncomfortable. But it couldn’t be helped. It simply… couldn’t be helped. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Freaky. Dir. Christopher Landon Writers Christopher Landon, Michael Kennedy NYE Zoom...

Duration:02:42:38

Ep. 123: Better Watch Out: “The Tale of Betting 100 Tampons on Jeremy”

12/23/2020
Kim tells Ket about the holiday Patron pick, Better Watch Out, starring Olivia DeJonge, Levi Miller, Ed Oxenbould. Sweet baby Cole, Luke is not. The girls find yet another example of a creepy crapbag kid that needs to be returned and put back to factory settings. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Better Watch Out. Dir. Chris Peckover Writers Zach Kahn December is the last month to sign up for an annual membership on Patreon and get 2 months FREE!...

Duration:02:46:54

Ep. 122: Misery: “The Tale of Ketryn Bates and Kim Caan”

12/16/2020
Ket tells Kim about the Stephen King classic, Misery, starring themselves - I mean, Kathy Bates and James Caan. They are still unclear about strike anywhere matches and it continues to plague them. The girls also don’t discount the option to just marry your captor. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Misery Dir. Rob Reiner Writers Stephen King, William Goldman December is the last month to sign up for an annual membership on Patreon and get 2 months FREE!...

Duration:02:29:01

Ep. 121: Texas Chainsaw Massacre: “A Thesis in Defense of Leatherface”

12/9/2020
Kim tells Ket about the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre starring Marilyn Burns and Gunnar Hansen. Kim makes a very firm statement about Sally Hardesty and we stand by it. The girls manage to solve the mystery of how many wheels an… 18 wheeler has. So let’s float around like 100 yr. old babies in 1973 Texas, Space. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Dir. Tobe Hooper Writers Kim Hinkel, Tobe Hooper KKSAM Holiday Virtual Live Show! Saturday...

Duration:02:29:09

Ep. 120: Audition: “The Tale of Bulls in a China Shop”

12/2/2020
Ket tells Kim about her birthday pick, Audition, starring Ryo Ishibashi, Eihi Shiina and Tetsu Sawaki. The most pressing thing about this episode is that we will officially be holding an audition to find Kim’s husband and I am sure nothing will go wrong and it’ll be just fine. So hold onto your china, the emotional bulls are comin’ through - boop boop! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will stay alive in Audition. Dir. Takashi Miike Writers Ryu Murakami, Daisuke Tengan KKSAM Holiday...

Duration:02:07:32

Ep. 119: Escape Room: “The Tale of Puzzle Orgies”

11/25/2020
Kim tells Ket about the Thanksgiving classic (they said the word Thanksgiving like two whole times, ok?) Escape Room starring Taylor Russell, Logan Miller and Jay Ellis. Ketryn has a very revealing moment as Kim describes a library, complete with a fancy hearth, to her in titillating detail. Kim also learns that Ketryn doesn’t understand how tall rooms are and Kim’s death monologue is… surprising. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Escape Room. Dir. Adam Robitel Writers...

Duration:02:37:50

Ep. 118: Ghost Ship: “The Tale of Aesop’s Fable of Ghosts and Gold”

11/18/2020
Ket tells Kim about Ghost Ship starring Julianna Marguiles and Gabriel Byrne. Gabriel Byrne obviously appears in a black wool peacoat as his rider clearly states. As per any horror movie comedy podcast, the girls talk politics, stand-up comedy specials, and the Great British Baking Show. But then they dive headfirst into the depths of the terrifying ocean to learn important life lessons about ghosts and gold while actively not trying to trigger Kim’s 80’s ghost boyfriend. Most importantly,...

Duration:02:26:11

Ep. 117: Friday the 13th Part III 3D: “The Tale of the Daughter of a Horse Girl”

11/11/2020
Kim tells Ket about the third installment of their journey through Friday the 13th with part III in 3D starring Dana Kimmell (https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0454011/?ref_=tt_ov_st_sm) , Tracie Savage (https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0767394/?ref_=tt_ov_st_sm) , and Richard Brooker (https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0111777/?ref_=tt_ov_st_sm) . And we finally get some hockey mask up in this piece! Ket learns that being the daughter of a horse girl is really gonna come in handy when barn science is needed....

Duration:01:44:37

Ep. 116: Idle Hands: “The Tale of the Messages of our Youth”

11/4/2020
Ket tells Kim about Idle Hands starring the longest running dude on her wall: Devon Sawa. It also stars business mogul, Jessica Alba, along with Seth Green and Vivica A. Fox. Despite their decades long friendship, our girls continue to learn about each other and Ketryn learns that Kim’s expertise in having sex with cars extends to monster trucks. We’ll also meet the cousin of Heavy Metal Jeff from Porno: Heavy Metal Randy. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Idle Hands....

Duration:01:50:42

Ep. 115: Christine: “The Tale of Honking Your Own Horn”

10/28/2020
Kim tells Ket about Christine based on the novel by Stephen King. In honor of the season, the girls’ patrons got to vote on a flick from the Duke of Halloween himself: John Carpenter. Ket get’s “judgey” about the terror-factor of the name Christine. Kim reflects on how the pandemic has resulted in a lot of honking of one’s own horn. While both girls make some very strong and very (in)accurate assumptions about dudes who are into cars. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in...

Duration:01:53:20

Welcome to Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe!

10/28/2020
KKSAM for short... A lil intro about who we are and what we do! Follow us on social media @kksampodcast (http://www.instagram.com/kksampodcast) http://www.kimandketstayalive.com Proud members of the Dread Central Podcast Network

Duration:00:05:23

Ep. 114: The Guest: “The Tale of a Very Sexy Stalk of Corn”

10/21/2020
Ket tells Kim about The Guest starring Dan Stevens and Maika Monroe. Ket picked it to ogle Dan Stevens and that mission… was accomplished. You know what mission wasn’t accomplished? Filming the right scenes in order for Kim to share in the ogling. Apologies all around. The girls also discuss how they would like to be strangled and Ket literally needs a cold shower. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Guest. Dir. Adam Wingard Writer Simon Barrett Patreon Funko Pop...

Duration:03:37:39

Ep. 113: Ravenous: “The Tale of Creepin’ it Real Sexy”

10/14/2020
Kim tells Ket about the sexual romp Ravenous starring Guy Pearce, Robert Carlyle and David Arquette. THEN our girls Bianca and Ashley over at the incredible podcast Creep it Real join the girls to discuss the movie AND the real life event that inspired the movie. Don’t forget to go and listen to their full episode on Alferd Packer. It’s significantly less sexy than what we got goin’ on with this movie but fascinating nonetheless! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in...

Duration:03:11:04

Ep. 112: Spiral: “The Tale of Everyone Communicates Openly… JK!”

10/7/2020
Ket tells Kim about the Shudder Original Spiral starring Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman, Ari Cohen and Jennifer Laporte. The girls argue over the use of the term diddy bag (YES - IT’S REAL!). They both realize their superpowers would only be useful in very specific and rare circumstances. Lastly, has anyone been able to find Jane Austen’s 80’s Aerobics VHS on Ebay? Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Spiral. Dir. Kurtis David Harder Writers Colin Minihan, John Poliquin KKSAM...

Duration:03:22:03

Ep. 111: Saw: “The Tale of Our Brain Houses”

9/30/2020
Kim tells Ket about the OG Saw starring Cary Elwes, Leigh Whannell and everyone's favorite detective, Danny Glover. The girls announce that they'll be immortalized as Funko Pop dolls for one lucky patron. They also immediately solve who Jigsaw is: Prince Humperdink. So guard your brain houses because you're a jail person. Most importantly, we'll learn if Ket will love or die in Saw. Dir. James Wan ​Writers Leigh Whannell, James Wan KKSAM LIVE (virtually) at Horrible Imaginings Campfire Tales...

Duration:01:41:00

Ep. 110: Soulmate: “The Tale of Kim’s Dating Secretary”

9/23/2020
Chosen by our amazing patrons, Ket tells Kim about Soulmate in honor of Women Directors Month starring Anna Walton, Tom Wisdom and Tanya Myers. Ketryn applies for a new position that she created and hired herself for. Kim gets to really test out this ghost boyfriend thing but it’s really hard to see red flags when they’re ghost-lucent. And as usual, they offend every british person with their subpar british accents. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Soulmate. Dir....

Duration:01:13:53

Ep. 109: 1BR: “The Tale of LA - A Documentary”

9/16/2020
Kim tells Ket about the Netflix original 1BR starring Nicole Brydon Bloom, Giles Matthey and Taylor Nichols. The girls will determine that there are two types of people in this world: nightgown people and bikini people. Which are you? They discover that Kim’s chainsaw sound skills transfer almost seamlessly to bagpipe sound skills. They’ll both “vag up” and determine that parking tickets and toxic dudes are a rite of passage when you move to LA. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live...

Duration:01:38:39

Ep. 108: The Shed: “The Tale of Mob Sturgeon and The Knife Girls - One Night Only - Tix on Sale Now!”

9/9/2020
Ket tells Kim about the shudder original The Shed, starring Jay Jay Warren, Cody Kostro, and Sofia Happonen. The girls are joining and opening for several bands and shan’t let their complete lack of musical prowess to deter them. Ket will be forced to place Kim in a time out - no LOVE ISLAND! But then she’ll need to build a russian doll shed. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Shed. Dir. Frank Sabatella Writers Jason Rice and Frank Sabatella New KKSAM Facebook...

Duration:03:01:17