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Two unseasoned internet experts discover and share some of the most unique, bizarre, and downright hilarious videos, topics, and stories found on the web. Best suited for mature audiences, the podcast is a great source of information you never realized you wanted to know

Two unseasoned internet experts discover and share some of the most unique, bizarre, and downright hilarious videos, topics, and stories found on the web. Best suited for mature audiences, the podcast is a great source of information you never realized you wanted to know
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Two unseasoned internet experts discover and share some of the most unique, bizarre, and downright hilarious videos, topics, and stories found on the web. Best suited for mature audiences, the podcast is a great source of information you never realized you wanted to know






Episode 39 – “The Rise and Fall of Discount Boy” - Life Bytes

Brian finally shares his embarrassing failed rap career with the world. In 2003, there were many underground battle rap forums hidden through-out the web that hosted communities, resources, and tournaments for all dorks wanting to be Eminem. This boasted a very interesting sub-culture not many people knew existed deep in the early days of the internet. Lots of music in this episode, enjoy! Warning: Adult Content


Bonus Episode – “Crappy Taxidermy” - Life Bytes

In this bonus episode of Life Bytes, Derek explores the beautifully amateur world of, a site dedicated to finding the absolute worst taxidermy in the world. Also, we have a contest listen for details! Warning: Mature content


Episode 38 – “Salty Bet” - Life Bytes

Saltybet is a website where you can use fake money to bet on the most ridiculous matchups in all pop-culture history. It's pretty much digital cock-fighting on LSD. It's extremely addictive, absolutely insane, and 100% free. Come get weird with us as we go all-in on Ronald McDonald beating up Mike Tyson in an igloo to Korean hip-hop. Yeah, it's weird. Warning: Adult language Check out Salty Bet:


Episode 37 – “jasoninhell” - Life Bytes

Brian and Derek are back! This week's episode is about a heartbreaking story of a redditor who was looking for relationship advice and ended up having his life completely changed forever. Once in a while, the internet can be the one place to look for support, and find it. However, in this case, Reddit bit off more than it could chew... Warning: Adult language


Episode 36 – “Louisville Free Face” - Life Bytes

In this Derek Watson exclusive episode of Life Bytes, Derek dives deep into "Louisville Free Face", a website devoted to a man who wants to share his obsession of giving women oral sex, for free! His website comes off as incredibly, unintentionally creepy and there are active debates if this is a joke or the real deal. An old time friend and fan of the show steps up co-host this week, check it out! Warning: Adult language


Episode 35 – “Kerry Johnson” - Life Bytes

Kerry Johnson is a disturbed person hiding behind the face of a happy individual... literally. Kerry Johnson is a YouTuber who has created a "movement" for wearing latex female body suits and portraying a character that "live" in a fantasy world. Not only are Kerry's videos extremely unnerving, there is a very heavy sense of inspiration from people like Ed Gein. With Brian out for a few weeks, Derek flys solo for this episode of Life Bytes.


Episode 34 – “The Sofa King Podcast” - Life Bytes

Derek and Brian are still a week out from fixing all the issues they experienced with the equipment being damaged from relocation, so instead of NOT releasing an episode this week, The Sofa King Podcast came to the rescue! This episode is from 2015, when Brian Ross was a guest. It's about coffee, and I understand that sounds boring but I can assure you this episode is a riot, enjoy! Special thanks to Brent Van Tassel, Brad Taylor, and Dave Moton for letting us re-broadcast this episode....


Episode 33 – “a very bad idea” - Life Bytes

Since stupid ass Alaskan Airlines destroyed Brian's podcast equipment during his relocation to Brooklyn, we have decided to release the February "Patreon only" episode of Life Bytes for this week. We're not going to tell you what it's about, just go ahead and listen ;) Warning: Adult Language, Everything stated in this episode is for entertainment purposes and is purely fictional. The actions in this episode do not reflect the personal views/lifestyle of Brian Ross, Derek Watson, or the...


Episode 32 – “Sickanimation” - Life Bytes

More is the playground for the anarchic mind of Marc M. His web cartoons and music includes everything offensive under the sun: racism, sexism, homophobia, all combined with pop-culture references and current events. Here's the thing though, it's REALLY funny. Marc M. himself does not promote these negative social constructs yet, instead, he makes fun of the views and issues surrounding them in a very Andy Kaughman way. Is he cheap toilet humor or a genius? You decide....


Episode 31 – “Floridaman” - Life Bytes

Have you ever read a news article that leads with something like "Florida man, high on meth, tries to rob liquor store with dead stingray"? In this episode of Life Bytes, Derek and Brian explore websites dedicated to the most absurd news ever reported which oddly enough almost entirely comes from Florida. We've chosen some of our favorites, come sit down and get your floridaman on. Warning: Adult Language


Episode 30 – “Local 58” - Life Bytes

Brian introduces Derek to one of his favorite YouTube horror series, "Local 58". In very digestible clips, Local 58 is a small collection of scary short videos, portrayed from the perspective of a local news channel. Produced and created by the same mind behind the "candle cove" creepypasta, these videos are very unique is their ability to entice uncomfortableness with very little resources. No actors, no large production budgets, just simplistic and sometimes terrifying content. Enjoy!...


Episode 29 – “ElsaGate” - Life Bytes

#ElsaGate refers to a wave of YouTube videos being produced by different channels, containing children's pop culture characters (typically Western) that are shown doing bizarre and usually violent/sexual acts. The reasoning for the existence of these varies, but some believe it holds secret deep webs links to incredibly vile videos. These videos that are available currently to view on YouTube almost all contain common themes of injections, sex, eating feces, watersports and pregnancy....


Episode 28 – “Cop Rock” - Life Bytes

Cheesy 80's cop drama mixed with a "grease" style musical production and the end result is pure hilariousness. Come ride with Brian and Derek as they have the time of their lives with this one. Warning: Adult Language


Episode 27 – “Sentimental Corp” - Life Bytes

Possibly the weirdest webpage we've discovered thus far, "Sentimental Corp" is an "interesting" site that seems to contain much odd video content, disturbing music, some bat-sh*t crazy writings- all having themes of government conspiracy, MK Ultra brainwashing, Illuminati, occult concepts, and at the same time can serve as a "severe mental illness simulator". This one is weird, folks. Warning: Adult Language


Episode 26 – “Miami Connection” - Life Bytes

A symphony of unintentional comedy, "Miami Connection" is the film nobody wanted, but everybody needs. Brian and Derek dive headfirst into the epic 80's kung-fu movie that HOLDS NO HANDS AND TAKES NO SH*T. Seriously, it's awful, here's an excerpt from the movie box: " It’ll take every ounce of their blood and courage, but Dragon Sound can’t stop until they’ve completely destroyed the dealers, the drunk bikers, the kill-crazy ninjas, the middle-aged thugs, the “stupid cocaine”...and the...


Episode 25 – “Gypsy Rose” - Life Bytes

Brian and Derek explore one of the most fascinating modern crime stories of all time. With twists at every turn, we delve into the case of an over-protective mother and her severely "disabled" daughter, Gypsy Rose. A classic real-life tale of deceit, murder, and social media. Enjoy! Warning: Adult Language


Episode 24 – “deathbook” - Life Bytes

In this modern age, practically anybody can "live stream" themselves at the push of a button. Sometimes, unfortunately, it's for all the wrong reasons. In this episode of Life Bytes, Derek and Brian explore the archives of Facebook posts and live streams that involved the death of the user. Everything from accidents to murders will be discussed so, be prepared! Warning: Adult Language


Episode 23 – “4chan” - Life Bytes

4chan is known as the wild west of the internet, where there are no rules just madness. Its users have been responsible for the formation or popularization of Internet memes such as lolcats, Rickrolling, "Chocolate Rain", Pedobear and as well as the origin of slender man, internet serial killers, and very gruesome content. We explain the history and the controversy surrounding one of the most notorious websites of all time. Warning: Adult Language


Episode 22 – “Junji Ito” - Life Bytes

Back to the weird and scary internet! In this episode of Life Bytes, Derek and Brian explore the disturbing, engrossing world of Junji Ito, the famous Japanese graphic artist whose work has been described as "the most disturbing and hauntingly vivid horror ever conceived". Come explore the gore with us! Warning: Adult Language


Episode 21 – “Hobo Beer Review” - Life Bytes

Our friend "Grave-digger" Adam joins us to review some of the most god-awful beers you can buy for under 2 bucks. Adam is a certified, competitive homebrew beer reviewer with years of experience, and Brian is an alcoholic on a budget. With their forces combined we give you: "Hobo Beer Review"! Warning: Adult Language


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