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Two unseasoned internet experts discover and share some of the most unique, bizarre, and downright hilarious videos, topics, and stories found on the web. Best suited for mature audiences, the podcast is a great source of information you never realized you wanted to know

Two unseasoned internet experts discover and share some of the most unique, bizarre, and downright hilarious videos, topics, and stories found on the web. Best suited for mature audiences, the podcast is a great source of information you never realized you wanted to know
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United States

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Two unseasoned internet experts discover and share some of the most unique, bizarre, and downright hilarious videos, topics, and stories found on the web. Best suited for mature audiences, the podcast is a great source of information you never realized you wanted to know

Language:

English

Contact:

5415159222


Episodes

Episode 44 – “Felon Tales – Going Back In”

12/6/2018
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On this episode, we interview an ex-felon who spent most of his adult life behind bars and currently is in-route to return. We discuss the racial politics, the violence, and what everyday life is like in a hostile, maximum security penitentiary. If you ever wondered what it feels like to stab someone, then stay tuned! Warning: Adult Content Music: "Ho Ho Ho" by Gangster Bitches on Heroin

Duration:00:58:52

Episode 43 – “TIFU Part 2”

8/28/2018
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"Today I Fucked Up" is a community on Reddit where the users share their personal stories of a time they totally fucked a situation up by either being a moron or just bad luck. This time around, we share our personal TIFU stories and really air out all the stinky skeletons in our butthole cupboards. Enjoy part two of this epic and awful journey! Warning: Adult Content

Duration:01:05:22

Episode 42 – “TIFU”

7/15/2018
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"Today I Fucked Up" is a community on Reddit where the users share their personal stories of a time they totally fucked a situation up by either being a moron or just bad luck. It's pure comedy gold, so we decided to choose our favorites and share them with you filthy animals. Oh, and we have a third host now, welcome Eric Emerson! Warning: Adult Content

Duration:00:55:01

Episode 41 – “beedle bodkins” part 2

7/4/2018
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After a public message was sent to us from the main weirdo himself (Beedle Bodkins), Brian decided he has some things to say. Strap in, it's a classic Brian and Derek episode! Warning: Adult Content

Duration:00:38:56

Episode 40 – “beedle bodkins”

6/29/2018
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In the weird world of the internet, you discover something bizarre and sometimes it discovers you. beedle_bodkins found our show on Instagram, and we decided to check out their profile. Big, big mistake. Warning: Adult Content

Duration:00:46:03

Episode 39 – “The Rise and Fall of Discount Boy”

5/22/2018
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Brian finally shares his embarrassing failed rap career with the world. In 2003, there were many underground battle rap forums hidden through-out the web that hosted communities, resources, and tournaments for all dorks wanting to be Eminem. This boasted a very interesting sub-culture not many people knew existed deep in the early days of the internet. Lots of music in this episode, enjoy! Warning: Adult Content

Duration:00:35:50

Bonus Episode – “Crappy Taxidermy”

5/14/2018
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In this bonus episode of Life Bytes, Derek explores the beautifully amateur world of crappytaxidermy.com, a site dedicated to finding the absolute worst taxidermy in the world. Also, we have a contest listen for details! Warning: Mature content

Duration:00:17:28

Episode 38 – “Salty Bet”

5/11/2018
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Saltybet is a website where you can use fake money to bet on the most ridiculous matchups in all pop-culture history. It's pretty much digital cock-fighting on LSD. It's extremely addictive, absolutely insane, and 100% free. Come get weird with us as we go all-in on Ronald McDonald beating up Mike Tyson in an igloo to Korean hip-hop. Yeah, it's weird. Warning: Adult language Check out Salty Bet: http://www.saltybet.com

Duration:00:46:25

Episode 37 – “jasoninhell”

4/18/2018
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Brian and Derek are back! This week's episode is about a heartbreaking story of a redditor who was looking for relationship advice and ended up having his life completely changed forever. Once in a while, the internet can be the one place to look for support, and find it. However, in this case, Reddit bit off more than it could chew... Warning: Adult language

Duration:00:51:23

Episode 36 – “Louisville Free Face”

4/8/2018
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In this Derek Watson exclusive episode of Life Bytes, Derek dives deep into "Louisville Free Face", a website devoted to a man who wants to share his obsession of giving women oral sex, for free! His website comes off as incredibly, unintentionally creepy and there are active debates if this is a joke or the real deal. An old time friend and fan of the show steps up co-host this week, check it out! Warning: Adult language

Duration:00:39:47

Episode 35 – “Kerry Johnson”

4/1/2018
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Kerry Johnson is a disturbed person hiding behind the face of a happy individual... literally. Kerry Johnson is a YouTuber who has created a "movement" for wearing latex female body suits and portraying a character that "live" in a fantasy world. Not only are Kerry's videos extremely unnerving, there is a very heavy sense of inspiration from people like Ed Gein. With Brian out for a few weeks, Derek flys solo for this episode of Life Bytes.

Duration:00:19:50

Episode 34 – “The Sofa King Podcast”

3/25/2018
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Derek and Brian are still a week out from fixing all the issues they experienced with the equipment being damaged from relocation, so instead of NOT releasing an episode this week, The Sofa King Podcast came to the rescue! This episode is from 2015, when Brian Ross was a guest. It's about coffee, and I understand that sounds boring but I can assure you this episode is a riot, enjoy! Special thanks to Brent Van Tassel, Brad Taylor, and Dave Moton for letting us re-broadcast this episode....

Duration:01:19:54

Episode 32 – “Sickanimation”

3/12/2018
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Sickanimation.com is the playground for the anarchic mind of Marc M. His web cartoons and music includes everything offensive under the sun: racism, sexism, homophobia, all combined with pop-culture references and current events. Here's the thing though, it's REALLY funny. Marc M. himself does not promote these negative social constructs yet, instead, he makes fun of the views and issues surrounding them in a very Andy Kaughman way. Is he cheap toilet humor or a genius? You decide. Warning:...

Duration:00:46:18

Episode 31 – “Floridaman”

3/1/2018
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Have you ever read a news article that leads with something like "Florida man, high on meth, tries to rob liquor store with dead stingray"? In this episode of Life Bytes, Derek and Brian explore websites dedicated to the most absurd news ever reported which oddly enough almost entirely comes from Florida. We've chosen some of our favorites, come sit down and get your floridaman on. Warning: Adult Language

Duration:00:48:59

Episode 30 – “Local 58”

2/23/2018
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Brian introduces Derek to one of his favorite YouTube horror series, "Local 58". In very digestible clips, Local 58 is a small collection of scary short videos, portrayed from the perspective of a local news channel. Produced and created by the same mind behind the "candle cove" creepypasta, these videos are very unique is their ability to entice uncomfortableness with very little resources. No actors, no large production budgets, just simplistic and sometimes terrifying content. Enjoy!...

Duration:00:37:42

Episode 29 – “ElsaGate”

2/16/2018
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#ElsaGate refers to a wave of YouTube videos being produced by different channels, containing children's pop culture characters (typically Western) that are shown doing bizarre and usually violent/sexual acts. The reasoning for the existence of these varies, but some believe it holds secret deep webs links to incredibly vile videos. These videos that are available currently to view on YouTube almost all contain common themes of injections, sex, eating feces, watersports and pregnancy. Strap...

Duration:00:46:36

Episode 28 – “Cop Rock”

2/9/2018
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Cheesy 80's cop drama mixed with a "grease" style musical production and the end result is pure hilariousness. Come ride with Brian and Derek as they have the time of their lives with this one. Warning: Adult Language

Duration:00:36:34

Episode 27 – “Sentimental Corp”

2/2/2018
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Possibly the weirdest webpage we've discovered thus far, "Sentimental Corp" is an "interesting" site that seems to contain much odd video content, disturbing music, some bat-sh*t crazy writings- all having themes of government conspiracy, MK Ultra brainwashing, Illuminati, occult concepts, and at the same time can serve as a "severe mental illness simulator". This one is weird, folks. Warning: Adult Language

Duration:00:39:49

Episode 26 – “Miami Connection”

1/26/2018
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A symphony of unintentional comedy, "Miami Connection" is the film nobody wanted, but everybody needs. Brian and Derek dive headfirst into the epic 80's kung-fu movie that HOLDS NO HANDS AND TAKES NO SH*T. Seriously, it's awful, here's an excerpt from the movie box: " It’ll take every ounce of their blood and courage, but Dragon Sound can’t stop until they’ve completely destroyed the dealers, the drunk bikers, the kill-crazy ninjas, the middle-aged thugs, the “stupid cocaine”...and the...

Duration:00:56:09

Episode 25 – “Gypsy Rose”

1/18/2018
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Brian and Derek explore one of the most fascinating modern crime stories of all time. With twists at every turn, we delve into the case of an over-protective mother and her severely "disabled" daughter, Gypsy Rose. A classic real-life tale of deceit, murder, and social media. Enjoy! Warning: Adult Language

Duration:00:39:24