Life is a Sandwich

Aquariums, Bricks, and Octopi... OH MY! Meet Ashley, the podcast's biggest fan, and learn why Riz always overcooks his pasta.

Episode 67: The Best Tasting Water. Join the fellas as Chris speaks about an invitation he received to a very exclusive club/cult, Calvin defends a convicted murderer, and the fellas play the Flagstaff Anthem, speak about Joe Arpaio, Sister Wives, and the fifth amendment.

Episode 66: What's Wrong With Being Sexy? Join in as Calvin drops some music news, talks about a recent brush with death, regales everyone with how he loves shots in the ass. Chris belittles the internets biggest music nerd, Riz proposes an idea for a new podcast, and the fellas rejoice in talk of blockbusters, cults, and surgery.

Bonus Epsiode 65: Riz The Computer Engineer Listen in as Riz wonders why this always happens to him!

Episode 64: Live From Madison Square Garden Join in with the fellas as the discuss everything from grammy award winning musical group band The Mouse (Patent Pending), Mayhem in the Mountains, Car Seat Headrest and the humidity that ruined the the evening for Riz, old flames, and self diagnosed autism. Be sure to like, share, and subscribe!

Episode 63: We LOVE The Monsoons is live now! The boys are back, join in as we discuss everything from the monsoon season, to thunder and rain, and more monsoons! We all LOVE the monsoons. Don't you just love monsoons?? They also continue the LIAS Summer Series and countdown the top 5 Scandinavian bands! See who comes out on top, here's a hint, it's a metal band.

Episode 62: Bing Bong Bing Finally, the Life is a Sandwich Podcast HAS RETURNED to your favorite device or streaming platform! Join the fellas as they gather around the campfire and talk about... well in all honesty we recorded this show a few weeks ago and I forgot to take notes but I'm sure its a good old time!

Listen in as Riz and Calvin discuss everything from impeachment, fake southerners, Country Thunder, films, and much more in this raucous comedy of errors, or as Riz calls it "A great stream of conscience!"

Lord of the Rings Marathon Part Three: The Return of His (High)ness The culmination of 12 hours together, the peak of modern podcasting, the apex of the art... The Return of His (Highness)

Episode 60: Deathcore, Dentists, Donuts, and Dogs. Join in on a brand new episode of the LIAS Podcast in which Calvin attends a metal festival, but a piece of him doesn't come home in one piece. Riz takes his naughty dogs to the beach (big surprise), and Calvin learns something new about himself.

Episode 59: The Great British Wank Off. Join in as Chris sparks a debate, but he really doesn't care, Riz takes a bold stance on the subject, and the fellas try to decide on the greatest British band of all time by way of the ELIMINATOR!

Episode 54: International House of Hot Orc-Lovin' Join the fellas as they discuss the comments made by NOFX, Calvin's hatred of punk music (which don't make no sense), and Riz reads some hot orc erotica, because that's the kind of person he is.

Episode 57: An Assault on Notions of Good Taste. The fellas are back! Chris has bulletpoints, Calvin makes a good argument, Riz hasn't pooped, and everyone has bestial dreams every now and than.

Calvin sees some films, Riz heard some songs, and Chris unleashed fire and fury the likes of which the rodent world has never seen.

The fellas have returned after a short break to recoup, regroup, and recover. Riz visited Chris' neck of the woods and was unsure of how rivers worked.The long awaited ancestry results are in, and you will not believe the findings. Calvin declares he's a Yanny-boi 4 Lyfe,Riz pissed on a strange man in public, and Chris pledges his allegiance to Wakanda. All this and more!

Lord of the Rings Marathon Part Two: The Two Towers; or How Gandalf Got His Groove Back It's part two of the most epic saga ever attempted on a podcast. Join the fellas in watching The Two Towers. Chris snacks on skittles, Riz does some goblin voice, and Calvin has never seen the extended editions.

The fellas are back after their trek into Middle Earth with The Fellowship, and they're here to answer one of the biggest questions faced in today's society... Who is the greatest American rock band of all time?! Join in as the fellas name their top 5 contenders and take turns eliminating picks until there is only one band standing. As always, like subscribe, and share and look for the next episode of the LOTR saga to be coming soon.

It has finally begun! The fellas begin their journey into middle earth in this first installment of the EPIC Lord of the Rings saga. Lord of the Rings Marathon Part One: The Fellowship of the Sandwich! In this episode the Boiz watch the first film in the series, the extended edition of course, and roll around all over the place! Join us, and look forward to the other two parts coming shortly.

Episode 53: The Return of Jim Shorts (Sponsored By Riz's 2018 Spotify Playlist) The fellas are back and we are pleased to bring back our very special friend, Jim Shorts. The boyz discuss his upcoming album Halo Repair, the upcoming Lord of the Rings marathon, Riz's 2018 Spotify playlist, and there is a very special round of One True Three with an ending NO ONE saw coming.

New episode here! Join in as Calvin talks about his love of French cuisine, Riz explains his love for monster fighting games, and Chris hates everything again.