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Introducing delightfully titillating adult adventures that seek to pay homage and celebrate the literary titans of erotic fiction. Reading alone certainly has its place, but some activities are rather more pleasant when shared...

Location:

Australia

Genres:

Comedy

Description:

Introducing delightfully titillating adult adventures that seek to pay homage and celebrate the literary titans of erotic fiction. Reading alone certainly has its place, but some activities are rather more pleasant when shared...

Language:

English


Episodes

All I Want For Christmas Is My Mating Stone - The New Old-Fashioned Way

12/15/2020
“Don’t even think of buggering on my back. If you do, I swear I’ll drop you down the throat of Mt. Batia” We conclude Moist Lilly’s second season and usher in the holidays with a traditional treat about dragon realms, vampires and magically imbued fertility minerals. “All I want for Christmas is my mating stone” by tdynamo duo Brenda Trim & Tami Julka. Mack and her saucy vampire mate Kyran are on a quest to retrieve a missing mating stone, and find themselves in the dragon realm, Koth. Reunited with their dragon shifter pals, the pair seek answers. Please note that the following retelling acknowledges the existence of sex and includes both highly fantastical and explicit content. Should you be interested in a bleeped or 'child friendly' version of the show please send your request to info@moistlily.com along with a large sum of gold pieces and a promise to seek professional help. Wish to continue these particular literary adventure? All I Want for Christmas is My Mating Stone (Dark Warrior Alliance Novella, Book 20.5) You needn't tarry Gentle Listener, visit www.moistlily.com and quench your thirst for provocation and the finest of branded merchandise Help keep C. Linguist in luxurious pashmina undergarments... Support the show

Duration:00:19:18

Tempting the Tiger - The Laying, The Witch & The Library

12/9/2020
On today’s penultimate Season 2 episode of Moist Lily, we shall be partaking in a passage from a most beloved classic, Sennah Tate's Tempting the Tiger. Sloan, a handsome beast and fearsome Tiger shapeshifter unites in amorous congress with Sarah, a besotted witch with unwieldy magics. It’s after hours in the local library, but it is carnal knowledge rather than books which these mystical lovers have come to check out. As the two oscillate their unmentionables, will Sarah finally learn to wield her awesome coven powers? Please note that the following retelling acknowledges the existence of sex and includes both highly fantastical and explicit content. Should you be interested in a bleeped or 'child friendly' version of the show please send your request to info@moistlily.com along with a large sum of gold pieces and a promise to seek professional help. Wish to continue these particular literary adventure? Tempting The Tiger (Palm Haven Shifters Book 1) You needn't tarry Gentle Listener, visit www.moistlily.com and quench your thirst for provocation and the finest of branded merchandise Help keep C. Linguist in luxurious pashmina undergarments... Support the show (https://www.paypal.me/moistlilypodcast) Support the show

Duration:00:26:00

To Dance Again - Once More, Mi Amor!

11/23/2020
"His mouth ravished hers, his tongue demanding entrance, twining with hers, plundering and mating." On today’s episode of Moist Lily, C. Linguist opens fan mail, is cursed by a delicious, enchanted churro and reads Hebby Roman’s To Dance Again: A steamy Later-in-life contemporary Romance. We commence on two recently reunited lovers, Maricel and Romon. Their once fiery passions of youth reignited once more after so many years. Please note that the following retelling acknowledges the existence of sex and includes both highly fantastical and explicit content. Should you be interested in a bleeped or 'child friendly' version of the show please send your request to info@moistlily.com along with a large sum of gold pieces and a promise to seek professional help. Wish to continue these particular literary adventure? To Dance Again: A Steamy Later-in-Life Contemporary Romance You needn't tarry Gentle Listener, visit www.moistlily.com and quench your thirst for provocation and the finest of branded merchandise Help keep C. Linguist in luxurious pashmina undergarments... Support the show

Duration:00:34:18

Emily's Magical Bejeweled Codpiece - Never Meat Your Hero

11/20/2020
"Rub to begin the magic..." On today’s episode of Moist Lily, we have the perverse pleasure of B. Snow’s remarkably rhapsodizing time travel period piece, Emily’s Magical Bejeweled Codpiece. Tom, a museum curator and renaissance jewelry aficionado, finds himself alone with an ancient object of willy warming wonderment and does what any one of us would do...were we to insert ourselves in the situation. Please note that the following retelling acknowledges the existence of sex and includes both highly fantastical and explicit content. Should you be interested in a bleeped or 'child friendly' version of the show please send your request to info@moistlily.com along with a large sum of gold pieces and a promise to seek professional help. Wish to continue these particular literary adventure? Emily's Magical Bejeweled Codpiece You needn't tarry Gentle Listener, visit www.moistlily.com and quench your thirst for provocation and the finest of branded merchandise Help keep C. Linguist in luxurious pashmina undergarments... Support the show

Duration:00:22:00

Taken for Granite - Get Your Rocks Off

11/11/2020
"...she licked the weeping head, and the taste of salted caramel burst on her tongue". On today’s episode of Moist Lily, we alight amidst a gorgeously gothic caper, Nancey Cumming’s Taken For Granite. Tas is a gruff and stony faced Gargoyle who, having recently escaped evil corporate captors, joins forces with a single mother who’s down, but far from out. What are the chances that this yummy mummy has something of a soft spot for stoned hearted types ever since her childhood days of watching Saturday morning cartoons.... Please note that the following retelling acknowledges the existence of sex and includes both highly fantastical and explicit content. Should you be interested in a bleeped or 'child friendly' version of the show please send your request to info@moistlily.com along with a large sum of gold pieces and a promise to seek professional help. Wish to continue these particular literary adventure? Taken for Granite (Khargals of Duras Book #6) You needn't tarry Gentle Listener, visit www.moistlily.com and quench your thirst for provocation and the finest of branded merchandise. Help keep C. Linguist in luxurious pashmina undergarments... Support the show

Duration:00:21:56

All Hallows Eve Special - Spooktacular Sexy Shorts

10/29/2020
This Moist Lily Halloween special includes three kooky, spooky, shockingly short stories, guaranteed to chill your bones and curl your toes! We commence in small town scaresville with a liberated, ripe and randy amusement park attendant. Little does she know her fruity fantasies for a dark and preferably squash based lover are about to come true, in Taken by the Pumpkinhead Thing ‘A spooky erotic encounter’ by E.A Jones. Providing us with the meat of this scare sandwich, we brace for fresh horrors by the terrifyingly talon-ted Toni Mozzie, in ‘A Horny, Haunted House. Famous adult film star, Melanie is turning tricks and is offered a curbside proposition by dark and mysterious ghost hunter Anton. And it simply wouldn’t be Halloween without a bite-sized sugar sweet treat! Krista Wolf’s Stealing Candy - A holiday reverse harem romance, is guaranteed to fill all the holes in your life for Oktoberfest/Halloween erotic fantasy culinary cross-overs. Please note that the following retelling acknowledges the existence of sex and includes both highly fantastical and explicit content. Should you be interested in a bleeped or 'child friendly' version of the show please send your request to info@moistlily.com along with a large sum of gold pieces and a promise to seek professional help. Wish to continue these particular literary adventures? Taken by the Pumpkinhead Thing 'A spooky erotic encounter' A Horny, Haunted House Stealing Candy - A holiday reverse harem romance You needn't tarry Gentle Listener, visit www.moistlily.com and quench your thirst for provocation and the finest of branded merchandise. Help keep C. Linguist in luxurious pashmina undergarments... Support the show

Duration:00:36:14

Toxic Desire - The Big Bang

10/20/2020
"...he fingers the puncture wound on my neck." On today’s Moist Lily mission, we find ourselves at the fringes of our intergalactic imaginings as we make contact with Astrological Arbiter Robin Lovett and her superlunary manna, Toxic Desire (Planet of Desire Book 1). We join military-grade mega babe Nemona and her nemesis—the gleaming Adonis alien commander Oten—amidst the smoldering wreckage of their space pod. The two regain their senses long enough to realize it is no longer a desire for vengeance that they seek. The air is somehow hot, thick, heavy….horny? Please note that the following retelling acknowledges the existence of sex and includes both highly fantastical and explicit content. Should you be interested in a bleeped or 'child friendly' version of the show please send your request to info@moistlily.com along with a large sum of gold pieces and a promise to seek professional help. Wish to continue this particular literary adventure? Toxic Desire (Planet of Desire Book 1) You needn't tarry Gentle Listener, visit www.moistlily.com and quench your thirst for provocation. Help keep C. Linguist in the finest pashmina undergarments... Support the show

Duration:00:25:27

Virgin Moon - Bump in the Night

10/13/2020
"The immediate recognition of a soul mate was something that did not occur outside the pack. It had to be a mistake. But was it?" Today on Moist Lily we soar into the enchanted gothic realm of Eva J. Thomas’s Virgin Moon. Vincent, a dashing and decadent vampire with brooding ‘come hither and let me fang you silly eyes,’ is an unholy warrior with an identity complex. Kidnapped and trapped in this blood sucker's chamber, Werewoman Emily’s situation is hairy indeed! Please note that the following retelling acknowledges the existence of sex and includes both highly fantastical and explicit content. Should you be interested in a bleeped or 'child friendly' version of the show please send your request to info@moistlily.com along with a large sum of gold pieces and a promise to seek professional help. Wish to continue this particular literary adventure? Virgin Moon (Episode #1): A Vampire/Werewolf Romance You needn't tarry Gentle Listener, visit www.moistlily.com and quench your thirst for provocation. Help keep C. Linguist in the finest pashmina undergarments... Support the show

Duration:00:21:49

Lobster - A Shellfish Lover

10/6/2020
"He was feeling desire for a shell-less body..." What better way to premiere Season 2 of Moist Lily than by traversing the language of love with French auteur and veritable marquis du culture, Guillaume Lecasble. Scurry back to your peasant's quarters, Leo, because this crawdaddy is the Titanic’s true Casanova. Please note that the following retelling acknowledges the existence of sex and includes both highly fantastical and explicit content. Should you be interested in a bleeped or 'child friendly' version of the show please send your request to info@moistlily.com along with a large sum of gold pieces and a promise to seek professional help. Wish to continue this particular literary adventure? Lobster You needn't tarry Gentle Listener, visit www.moistlily.com and quench your thirst for provocation. Help keep C. Linguist in the finest pashmina undergarments... Support the show

Duration:00:23:02

Highlander's Sinless Nymph - Some Like It Scot

8/13/2020
"It was an unexpected and extremely pleasant juxtaposition; the way that the rugged Scottish Highlander could move his hands with such gentle tenderness." On our season finale of Moist Lily, we venture to the rugged and breathtaking highlands to regale ye with Eloise Madigan’s noble and historically naughty tale: “Highlander's Sinless Nymph.” Edward MacAlpein embarks on a quest of vengeance after the senseless murder of his Ma by the vile curr, Captain Adair Bolton of the British Army. As the fates would have it, Edward’s chance for revenge is actualized when he makes the acquaintance of Captain Bolton's daughter, the unsuspecting and ravishing lassie, Miss Charlotte Bolton. Please note that the following retelling acknowledges the existence of sex and includes both highly fantastical and explicit content. Should you be interested in a bleeped or 'child friendly' version of the show please send your request to info@moistlily.com along with a large sum of gold pieces and a promise to seek professional help. Wish to continue this particular literary adventure? Highlander's Sinless Nymph You needn't tarry Gentle Listener, visit www.moistlily.com and quench your thirst for provocation. Help keep C. Linguist in the finest pashmina undergarments... Support the show

Duration:00:33:14

The Magnificent Cyborg - Forget me not, my RoboCop

8/5/2020
"When her eyes opened, she saw Wyatt and the memories came rushing back. He was here, and he was a cyborg." Today on Moist Lily we shall be transported to another world, boldly going forth to explore the universally lauded and celestial body of work that is Honey Phillips’s, ‘The Magnificent Cyborg’. Along with their cyborg counterparts, the mission for humankind to terraform mars is well underway. However, like all good western, interplanetary, bionic romances, things are far from carefree for this plucky colony of cowboys and call girls. Please note that the following retelling acknowledges the existence of sex and includes both highly fantastical and explicit content. Should you be interested in a bleeped or 'child friendly' version of the show please send your request to info@moistlily.com along with a large sum of gold pieces and a promise to seek professional help. Wish to continue this particular literary adventure? The Magnificent Cyborg You needn't tarry Gentle Listener, visit www.moistlily.com and quench your thirst for provocation. Help keep C. Linguist in the finest pashmina undergarments... Support the show (https://www.paypal.me/moistlilypodcast) Support the show

Duration:00:26:31

Taming Hollywood's Baddest Boy - Lights, Camera, Satisfaction!

7/29/2020
“I almost forgot to tell you,” I whisper, and I can’t stop my fingers from reaching out to brush her hair out of her eyes. “This bed has rules.” Today on Moist Lily we roll out the red carpet for Max Monroe's show-stopping mega-hit, Taming Hollywood's Baddest Boy. Billie’s been sent to coax reclusive Hollywood heartthrob, Luca Weaver, out of his Alaskan retreat and back to star in a Film that just might make these blockbuster bosom buddies the toast of the town! Please note that the following retelling acknowledges the existence of sex and includes both highly fantastical and explicit content. Should you be interested in a bleeped or 'child friendly' version of the show please send your request to info@moistlily.com along with a large sum of gold pieces and a promise to seek professional help. Wish to continue this particular literary adventure? Taming Hollywood's Baddest Boy You needn't tarry Gentle Listener, visit www.moistlily.com and quench your thirst for provocation. Help keep C. Linguist in the finest pashmina undergarments... Support the show

Duration:00:22:18

The Cowbear's Secret Christmas Baby - XXXMAS IN JULY SPECIAL

7/20/2020
“Brady, I know you’re in there. You need to control your bear...you need to return to your human form.” To commemorate this Christmas in July, we shall be carolling Liv Brywood’s immaculate conception, The Cowbear’s Secret Christmas Baby. Having hunted down the man-imal who tore her heart asunder many moons ago, ample-bosomed Rachel is resolute in revealing a devastating secret to her estranged lover, returned war vet and spunky-hunk werebear cowpoke, Brady. Please note that the following retelling acknowledges the existence of sex and includes both highly fantastical and explicit content. Should you be interested in a bleeped or 'child friendly' version of the show please send your request to info@moistlily.com along with a large sum of gold pieces and a promise to seek professional help. Wish to continue this particular literary adventure? The Cowbear's Secret Christmas Baby (Curvy Bear Ranch Book 1) You needn't tarry Gentle Listener, visit www.moistlily.com and quench your thirst for provocation Support the show

Duration:00:38:38

Rough & Ready (Viking Navy Seals) - Get Some! Oorah in Valhalla

7/14/2020
"This Xena babe had to be 6ft tall with the shoulders of a line backer and the waist of a quarter back. Although her legs and breasts...spelled W.O.M.A.N" Today on Moist Lily, we shall transcribe the rune-stones of Rough & Ready, Viking Navy Seals Book 3, written by esteemed arbiter of arousal, Sandra Hill. We are thrust upon the shores of ancient and rugged Norse-lands, where we first encounter Hilda Berdottir, custodian and chieftess of a sanctuary for downtrodden Viking damsels and maltreated maidens. Though nature’s whims may test their mettle, as this newly emboldened and rowdy rabble of Viking vixens reveal carnal cravings to embark on a mission for man meat! Please note that the following retelling acknowledges the existence of sex and includes both highly fantastical and explicit content. Should you be interested in a bleeped or 'child friendly' version of the show please send your request to info@moistlily.com along with a large sum of gold pieces and a promise to seek professional help. Wish to continue this particular literary adventure? Rough and Ready (Viking Navy Seals Book 3) Music for this episode by: Royalty Free Music - Alexander Nakarada Anton Shilo You needn't tarry Gentle Listener, visit www.moistlily.com and quench your thirst for provocation Support the show

Duration:00:36:50

The Centaur's Bride - Save a Cow, Ride a Horseboy

7/7/2020
"She held up the last triangle of goat cheese and arugula sandwich. 'This is fancier than I imagined for a cowboy camping trip'..." Today we shall be ‘giddying up’ to the vast and sprawling countryside as we mosey through Tasmin Ley’s novella ‘The Centaur’s Bride.’ Uptown girl Renee is heiress to her recently deceased grandfather’s ranch. Her finances are dwindling; she means to sell, but upon visiting the property, she is surprised when things take an unexpectedly sexy turn. Enter Black Stevens, a devastatingly handsome and softly spoken cowpoke with a mythical secret beyond her wildest imaginings. Please note that the following retelling acknowledges the existence of sex and includes both highly fantastical and explicit content. Should you be interested in a bleeped or 'child friendly' version of the show please send your request to info@moistlily.com along with a large sum of gold pieces and a promise to seek professional help. Wish to continue this particular literary adventure? The Centaur's Bride You needn't tarry Gentle Listener, visit www.moistlily.com and quench your thirst for provocation Support the show

Duration:00:24:53

The Warlord Wants Forever - Pangin' for a Fangin'

6/30/2020
"She leaned in to murmur at his ear...'What if I want to be your pet? Would you like that, vampire?'" Today we suckle the scroll of Kresley Cole’s delectable yarn: "The Warlord Wants Forever." The ancient, indecorous temptress, Myst the Coveted, has been held prisoner at the behest of none other than the gallant and steely vampire warlord, Nikolai Wrath. However, as their repartee escalates from biting wit to blood boiling flirtation, one cannot help but query: who exactly has captivated whom? Please note that the following retelling acknowledges the existence of sex and includes both highly fantastical and explicit content. Should you be interested in a bleeped or 'child friendly' version of the show please send your request to info@moistlily.com along with a large sum of gold pieces and a promise to seek professional help. Wish to continue this particular literary adventure? The Warlord Wants Forever You needn't tarry Gentle Listener, visit www.moistlily.com and quench your thirst for provocation Support the show

Duration:00:26:41

Bonus Episode - BREAKING NEWS 'Cinematic Sex-Mad Monkey Junkies City Wide Take Over'

6/24/2020
This is a Moist Lily breaking news bulletin. An all-out inter-species war has erupted in the streets of Lopburi, Thailand, where humans battle to reclaim the city from territorial and tremendously titillated monkeys that are currently commanding the streets. Please note that the following retelling acknowledges the existence of sex and includes both highly fantastical and explicit content. Should you be interested in a bleeped or 'child friendly' version of the show please send your request to info@moistlily.com along with a large sum of gold pieces and a promise to seek professional help. Original Article Available Here You needn't tarry Gentle Listener, visit www.moistlily.com and quench your thirst for provocation Support the show

Duration:00:07:45

Pirate's Booty - Plunder & Passion on the High Seas

6/23/2020
"...nothing compared to the passion that ignited within my veins for the Captain." Today we shall stoke the literary canon of none other than Alexis Samuelson and her swashbuckling masterwork, Pirate’s Booty. We hoist our sails to join our intrepid would-be pirate Violet on her quest for adventure. But with a red-blooded crew of buccaneers aboard, will her sea legs take her toward riches beyond her wildest imaginings, or will she become embroiled in skullduggery at the end of a sea cur's cutlass? Please note that the following retelling acknowledges the existence of sex and includes both highly fantastical and explicit content. Should you be interested in a bleeped or 'child friendly' version of the show please send your request to info@moistlily.com along with a large sum of gold pieces and a promise to seek professional help. Wish to continue this particular literary adventure? Pirate's Booty You needn't tarry Gentle Listener, visit www.moistlily.com and quench your thirst for provocation Support the show

Duration:00:26:34

Spellbound in Seattle - Oh My, Sparks Fly!

6/14/2020
"The dampening spell....use it!" Today we shall be enchanted by incantations from Garthia Anderson’s tome Spellbound in Seattle. Sparks are flying betwixt the dangerously sexy sorcerer Vorador and the stubborn and sultry Muggle bombshell Petra. "Great Googly Moogly" indeed! Please note that the following retelling acknowledges the existence of sex and includes both highly fantastical and explicit content. Should you be interested in a bleeped or 'child friendly' version of the show please send your request to info@moistlily.com along with a large sum of gold pieces and a promise to seek professional help. Wish to continue this particular literary adventure? Spellbound in Seattle You needn't tarry Gentle Listener, visit www.moistlily.com and quench your thirst for provocation Support the show

Duration:00:25:08

Merman's Kiss - An Underwater Romance

6/8/2020
"By the softness of his skin. She'd expected scales, but he was as smooth here as he was on his torso..." Join us as we plumb the steamy depths of Tasmin Ley’s The Merman’s Kiss. We open on Briana, whose grief of yesterday propelled her into the sea and ultimately into the path of the chiseled and doting merman Zantu. Having only just begun her passionate underwater romance, Briana awakens in a discombobulated fluster in the inky blackness of the sea...and the merman’s nesting chambers. Please note that the following retelling acknowledges the existence of sex and includes both highly fantastical and explicit content. Should you be interested in a bleeped or 'child friendly' version of the show please send your request to info@moistlily.com along with a large sum of gold pieces and a promise to seek professional help. Wish to continue this particular literary adventure? The Merman's Kiss: A Steamy Mythology Romance (Mates for Monsters Book 1) You needn't tarry Gentle Listener, visit moistlily.com and quench your thirst for provocation Support the show

Duration:00:14:25