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Morning Wood is a podcast about American treasure, Elijah Wood, and his favorite things. Join the Termites (Karen, Krista, and Lara) as they burrow into his true passions and invite him to discuss.

Morning Wood is a podcast about American treasure, Elijah Wood, and his favorite things. Join the Termites (Karen, Krista, and Lara) as they burrow into his true passions and invite him to discuss.
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United States

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Morning Wood is a podcast about American treasure, Elijah Wood, and his favorite things. Join the Termites (Karen, Krista, and Lara) as they burrow into his true passions and invite him to discuss.

Language:

English


Episodes

MW36: Planet

4/17/2019
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What is Elijah Wood's favorite planet? The Termites orbit a Cranberries a capella group, method teen acting, foot exposure, horse hooves, Flat Earth math, martian boy, and if Neptune is a vape.

Duration:00:53:38

MW35: Boy Band

4/10/2019
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The Termites harmonize in the key of Elijah Wood's favorite boy band and serenade fart intimacy, VHS murder, 3 A.M. improv, orgasm town, homemade posters, supportive moms, night wood, and the Traveling Wilburys.

Duration:00:41:48

MW34: Ice Cream Topping (with John Warder)

4/3/2019
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What is Elijah's favorite ice cream topping!? The Termites and their first male (what is that?) guest, John Warder, graze on five year plans, Alex Morgan, woodworking, butt donuts, clown dolls, and mouth games.

Duration:00:52:18

MW33: Ryan (with Nicole Abate)

3/27/2019
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The Termites are joined by their bud, Nicole Abate, to pinpoint Elijah Wood's favorite Ryan! Together they scurry through prom, constant talking, Jesus Korn, human Pomeranians, sexy Dobby, and overly-specific IMDB lists.

Duration:00:55:39

MW32: On-screen Kiss (with Linda DeFord)

3/20/2019
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What is Elijah Wood's favorite on-screen kiss?! The Termites and special guest, Linda DeFord, aka Lara's mom, mack on parental burping, the Coneheads, off-screen chemistry, giant crabs, Meg Ryan, and a dumb brain in a cute body.

Duration:00:57:10

MW31: Rollerblading City

3/13/2019
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Season 3 of Morning Wood is here! The Termites swing through Elijah Wood's favorite rollerblading city and do sick tricks on the Tasmanian Devil, Tinder, antiquing, letter jackets, Soap shoes, and space popcorn.

Duration:00:51:29

MW30: Twins (with Pamela Price)

1/16/2019
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It's the season two finale! The Termites and their inaugural guest, Pamela Price, identify Elijah Wood's favorite twins and duplicate tampons, sex hotlines, marketing ploys, shock jocks, clubbing, lesbian movies, and Canadians.

Duration:00:55:33

MW29: Dinosaur

1/9/2019
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The Termites excavate Elijah Wood's favorite dinosaur and uncover girls night, ideal dating scenarios, the inspiration of Barney, ball-shaped humans for hippos, and Miley Cyrus' lip balm support.

Duration:00:45:47

MW28: Taco Bell Item

1/2/2019
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What is Elijah Wood's favorite Taco Bell item? The Termites snack on weird neighbors, taste tests, Pirates of the Caribbean, oversharing, sacks of cheese, and Slappy-Slap the cabbage man.

Duration:00:55:20

MW27: Christmas Movie

12/26/2018
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What is Elijah Wood's favorite Christmas movie? The Termites sled through cruel Star Wars fandom, bestiality with fishes, the circus, swimming with leeches, winning at dreams, and puppets.

Duration:00:50:25

MW26: Cocktail

12/19/2018
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A listener suggested topic - what is Elijah Wood's favorite cocktail!? The Termites sip on 1800s fun, fireworks, autocorrected names, huffing cat pee, the history of the car, how to live life, and a fan-made Morning Wood drinking game (thank you!).

Duration:00:48:27

MW25: Cult

12/12/2018
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The Termites join Elijah Wood's favorite cult and dive into bad medicine, a better version of Kyle XY, horseshoe theory, Mary-Kate and Ashley, a groomer named Drake, and disgusting apples.

Duration:00:57:14

MW24: Holiday Song

12/5/2018
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What is Elijah Wood's favorite holiday song? The Termites prance around devolved dogs, runt chunks, Chipotle metaphors, grocery store music, mom feet, '80s greasiness, and Wife Swap: Christmas Edition.

Duration:00:51:38

MW23: Vaccine

11/28/2018
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The Termites inject themselves with Elijah Wood's favorite vaccine and immunize against baby talk, catfishing, correlation vs causation, pigeons, the etymology of chickenpox, sugar parents, and the Tour de France.

Duration:00:44:59

MW22: Thanksgiving Side

11/21/2018
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What is Elijah Wood's favorite Thanksgiving side? The Termites wolf down complicated feelings about the holiday, being a woman with short hair, thoughts on raisins, football jerk-off sessions, surprise turkeys, and bean card games.

Duration:00:51:27

MW21: Superhero

11/14/2018
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It's the first listener suggested topic - who is Elijah Wood's favorite superhero!? The Termites chow down on siphonophores, the Donkey Kong family tree, dating history, school intercom personalities, Tom Holland, McDonald's characters, and deep-throating baby carrots.

Duration:00:56:43

MW20: Music Festival

11/7/2018
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What is Elijah Wood's favorite music festival? The Termites jam out to bad doctor experiences, body-shaming, riot grrrl bands, semester at sea, boob sweat, having emotions, the Kardashians, and colonialism.

Duration:00:53:36

MW19: Halloween Candy

10/31/2018
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It is Halloween! The Termites carve out Elijah's favorite Halloween candy and slice into body hair, lame comic book characters, trying a new look, deathbed feasts, trick-or-treating as an adult, banana facts, and costumed hookups.

Duration:00:52:33

MW18: High School TV Drama

10/24/2018
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What is Elijah Wood's favorite high school TV drama (-lama-ding-dong)?! The Termites teethe on makeup, experiencing elements of TV shows in real life, spotting Ben and Fred Savage, incestuous dating within a friend group, Chad Michael Murray's eyes, and 7-Eleven as the ideal hangout spot.

Duration:00:41:10

MW17: Traumatizing Kids Movie

10/17/2018
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The Termites scuttle through Elijah's favorite traumatizing children's movie and tip-toe among constant crying, adult movie theaters, limited exposure to video games, boss babies, punk parents, strategic child borrowing, and passions for orca whales.

Duration:00:44:55