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Morning Wood is a podcast about American treasure, Elijah Wood, and his favorite things. Join the Termites (Karen, Krista, and Lara) as they burrow into his true passions and invite him to discuss.

Morning Wood is a podcast about American treasure, Elijah Wood, and his favorite things. Join the Termites (Karen, Krista, and Lara) as they burrow into his true passions and invite him to discuss.
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United States

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Morning Wood is a podcast about American treasure, Elijah Wood, and his favorite things. Join the Termites (Karen, Krista, and Lara) as they burrow into his true passions and invite him to discuss.

Language:

English


Episodes

MW41: Fashion Icon

5/22/2019
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A listener suggested topic - who is Elijah Wood's favorite fashion icon!? The Termites strut down the big bang theory, ship living, really good cookies, and the Mid-Atlantic accent.

Duration:00:51:19

MW40: Fetish

5/15/2019
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The Termites infest Elijah Wood's favorite fetish and fixate on Rob Schneider, rage, chewing sand, bar fights, sleepover games, edgelords, cake feet, and dangerous stairs.

Duration:00:56:24

MW39: Pokemon

5/8/2019
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What is Elijah Wood's favorite Pokémon!? The Termites gotta catch Detective Pikachu, childhood dreams, Anne Hathaway, fake phone calls, rule 34, and Mr. Mime - pervert egg layer.

Duration:00:55:04

MW38: Unsolved Mystery

5/1/2019
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What is Elijah's favorite unsolved mystery!? The Termites investigate goat yoga, personalized body pillows, Antoni from Queer Eye, exploding water bottles, sex socks, and glitches in the matrix.

Duration:00:55:35

MW37: Gatorade Flavor

4/24/2019
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The Termites gulp down Elijah Wood's favorite Gatorade flavor and quench their thirst with egg blankets, alligator blood, chicken eating, sommeliers, sensitive bodies, and kid mouth.

Duration:00:46:49

MW36: Planet

4/17/2019
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What is Elijah Wood's favorite planet? The Termites orbit a Cranberries a capella group, method teen acting, foot exposure, horse hooves, Flat Earth math, martian boy, and if Neptune is a vape.

Duration:00:53:38

MW35: Boy Band

4/10/2019
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The Termites harmonize in the key of Elijah Wood's favorite boy band and serenade fart intimacy, VHS murder, 3 A.M. improv, orgasm town, homemade posters, supportive moms, night wood, and the Traveling Wilburys.

Duration:00:41:48

MW34: Ice Cream Topping (with John Warder)

4/3/2019
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What is Elijah's favorite ice cream topping!? The Termites and their first male (what is that?) guest, John Warder, graze on five year plans, Alex Morgan, woodworking, butt donuts, clown dolls, and mouth games.

Duration:00:52:18

MW33: Ryan (with Nicole Abate)

3/27/2019
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The Termites are joined by their bud, Nicole Abate, to pinpoint Elijah Wood's favorite Ryan! Together they scurry through prom, constant talking, Jesus Korn, human Pomeranians, sexy Dobby, and overly-specific IMDB lists.

Duration:00:55:39

MW32: On-screen Kiss (with Linda DeFord)

3/20/2019
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What is Elijah Wood's favorite on-screen kiss?! The Termites and special guest, Linda DeFord, aka Lara's mom, mack on parental burping, the Coneheads, off-screen chemistry, giant crabs, Meg Ryan, and a dumb brain in a cute body.

Duration:00:57:10

MW31: Rollerblading City

3/13/2019
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Season 3 of Morning Wood is here! The Termites swing through Elijah Wood's favorite rollerblading city and do sick tricks on the Tasmanian Devil, Tinder, antiquing, letter jackets, Soap shoes, and space popcorn.

Duration:00:51:29

MW30: Twins (with Pamela Price)

1/16/2019
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It's the season two finale! The Termites and their inaugural guest, Pamela Price, identify Elijah Wood's favorite twins and duplicate tampons, sex hotlines, marketing ploys, shock jocks, clubbing, lesbian movies, and Canadians.

Duration:00:55:33

MW29: Dinosaur

1/9/2019
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The Termites excavate Elijah Wood's favorite dinosaur and uncover girls night, ideal dating scenarios, the inspiration of Barney, ball-shaped humans for hippos, and Miley Cyrus' lip balm support.

Duration:00:45:47

MW28: Taco Bell Item

1/2/2019
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What is Elijah Wood's favorite Taco Bell item? The Termites snack on weird neighbors, taste tests, Pirates of the Caribbean, oversharing, sacks of cheese, and Slappy-Slap the cabbage man.

Duration:00:55:20

MW27: Christmas Movie

12/26/2018
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What is Elijah Wood's favorite Christmas movie? The Termites sled through cruel Star Wars fandom, bestiality with fishes, the circus, swimming with leeches, winning at dreams, and puppets.

Duration:00:50:25

MW26: Cocktail

12/19/2018
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A listener suggested topic - what is Elijah Wood's favorite cocktail!? The Termites sip on 1800s fun, fireworks, autocorrected names, huffing cat pee, the history of the car, how to live life, and a fan-made Morning Wood drinking game (thank you!).

Duration:00:48:27

MW25: Cult

12/12/2018
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The Termites join Elijah Wood's favorite cult and dive into bad medicine, a better version of Kyle XY, horseshoe theory, Mary-Kate and Ashley, a groomer named Drake, and disgusting apples.

Duration:00:57:14

MW24: Holiday Song

12/5/2018
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What is Elijah Wood's favorite holiday song? The Termites prance around devolved dogs, runt chunks, Chipotle metaphors, grocery store music, mom feet, '80s greasiness, and Wife Swap: Christmas Edition.

Duration:00:51:38

MW23: Vaccine

11/28/2018
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The Termites inject themselves with Elijah Wood's favorite vaccine and immunize against baby talk, catfishing, correlation vs causation, pigeons, the etymology of chickenpox, sugar parents, and the Tour de France.

Duration:00:44:59

MW22: Thanksgiving Side

11/21/2018
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What is Elijah Wood's favorite Thanksgiving side? The Termites wolf down complicated feelings about the holiday, being a woman with short hair, thoughts on raisins, football jerk-off sessions, surprise turkeys, and bean card games.

Duration:00:51:27