Guess what I saw? That's right Jumanji. I mean Rampage. I talk about why The Rock makes a perfect primatologist, why Rampage is great, and why I smelled so bad as a teen. I also discover that Tom Cruise is terrible at climbing rope.
Say YES to a very special episode, TRU fans will have already figured out my little RIDDLE. But if you've yet to figure out my ACE in the hole, you don't know DICK. This isn't basic CABLE anymore. This episode is an ALMIGHTY experience.
This one is all over the place. It was really short so I added a bunch of garbage to it. I think after all it came out alright. I talk about my cloud conspiracy, and I have a lot stuff to say that I don't remember. Features the return of the best segment.
I get a little rowdy in this one at multiple points. I also try out a couple new segments, sort of. And lastly, I talk about... The Rock, but with a purpose this time and I actually just talk more about wrestling in general.
Memories are whack. They are basically liars. I talk about some memories I have but they are probably just things I made up. One of them is also just a not interesting story so enjoy that. Twitter Polls are liars too.
Strap into your seats, this one's a douzy. I talk about starting meditation, and then proceed to have a weird aggressive energy for most of the episode. I put Google on blast. It also includes a lesson on friendship.
In this one I tell a bunch of jokes after explaining that they are bad. I also debut a new segment that's great! And I follow up by telling a story that I first say is bad. Overall a pretty great episode.
I finished editing this one a few hours ago and I don't remember what I said too much. But I know I had some jokes at the beginning, I talked about be unacknowledged at work, the world needing to be nicer and how I am a jerk.
In this episode I talk about how and why people don't like me. I also cut a long part that made me seem like an apathetic asshole only to have another part that accomplished the same thing. This one's a real party.
*WARNING* We got potty jokes folks. Bathroom etiquette is on the table. I also discuss how dark my house is, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson (again), my desperate attempts to legitimize this podcast, and how I am overwhelmed by simple Social Media sites.
This episode takes a weird turn. But I think it's still good. I talk about stuff like being an idiot, being bad at learning, being not funny, being bad at podcasting, and my general apathy towards doing pretty much anything.
A decade of episode already, oh how time flies. In this episode I talk about forgetting jokes, my most embarrassing moments, and my extreme ignorance. I also figure out that I think I am in fact a jerk.
Just when you thought it was getting worse, I totally save it with a hot new twist. Some subjects include more stories about me being bad at responsibility, my love of butter, & new year's resolutions.