More excuses this week, but that's not totally unfamiliar. We also reveal the big winner of last episode 67's "count the high-fives" contest. This episodes contest is to be the first person to comment "where's episode 68?". Be quick about it.

It's time for everyone to get out of their comfort zones and learn the slang of the younger generations...or use it enough until they can't stand it either.

Michael and Michael took a break. It wasn't a long one, and really they did nothing in the off time. Or did they? Tune in to this brand new episode of 'No One' to find out all that and more!

Ep 65 - Bastard Car, Bukkake Walls, Bad Clown by

Turd Fugeson's 46th Annual Hot Dog Competition's new single is here!

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Ep 59 - Rascal Flats Riders, Game of Thrones, New Movie Announcement by

Ep 57 - Stomach Pain, Manspreading,Vision Test by

The Michaels are finally back, and this time it's personal.

Deep from the North Woods, Michael and Michael discuss the importance of survival skills in today's world. They also break down some criminal activity they witnessed and share a business pitch!

Here's our St Pattys Day Special! Well.. It's more of a regular episode with some patty talk. It's okay, we're Irish.

This week the Michaels celebrate the 1 year Anniversary of 'No One Is Listening To This Podcast' and attempt to answer man-kinds hardest question.. What is the meaning of life?

Two bitter, broken men, who happen to have the same name start a podcast.. You get where I'm going with this, right? It's time to turn it up for Ep 51

They have no political affiliation, yet they insist on judging those with opinions.. The Michaels rip into the main stream media and even present an old friend with a curious Proposition. Find out what the fuck that's about in this brand new episode of No One Is Listening!

A Pre-SuperBowl Special with the Michaels, featuring Nick Jablonski.

Michael and Michael are joined this week by Howlie's, Evan White. Star Wars talk and your regular dose of randomness is what you can expect in this weeks episode. Check out Howlie via the link below! https://howlie.bandcamp.com Intro Turn it Up by Anikdote Outro Imperial March Remix by The Dubside

While Michael was living up the retired life in Florida other Michael was writing in tooth pain. This week catch up with the Michaels and even get a blast from the past! Feat clip from Ep X Opening Song Ahrix - Nova

From vaginal strengthening eggs to how to be a better you, the Michaels dig through the trenches of the real topics... Mostly they're intoxicated and talking out their asses! Beer of The Week The Down Low Ale by Lagunitas https://lagunitas.com/ Clip of the Week 5 Reasons I freaking LOVE my Jade Egg by Layla Martin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mg7RTbE-RY

This week the Michaels are joined in the stuido with artist, Nick Jablonski. From how to make your own impromptu smoking device to the nitty gritty issues of modern american culture the boys dig in deep this week. Safe Zoners BEWARE! Whiskey of the Week The Irishman, Founders Reserve https://www.thewhiskyexchange.com/p/23871/the-irishman-founders-reserve Clip of the Week Joe Rogan calls out Carlos Mencia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdugSUFbzws

This week the Michaels look back on the shittiest jobs they had and then talk about their future goals. Also they delve into the pizza phenomena! Joining them in the studio this week is Michael's cousin, Caitlin. Beer Of The Week - Double Paw by Fort Hill Brewery http://www.forthillbrewery.com/ Bitt of The Week - Joe Rogan, "Devolution of Stupid People" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sf8R5ZlDiJg