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Class, Sass, and a whole lot of Ass. Iowa's elite bestfriend podcast is bringing you the "topics" you just shouldn't talk about "at the table". Ashtyn and Jasmine lead a series of conversations that you can relate to ranging from body image, sex, relationships, grief, politics, and everything in between. You are going to be listening to them on your way to work, at the gym, or really any chance you get. Get ready for the good, bad, and nitty gritty. Jasmine and Ashtyn are the two best friends you didn't know you needed, so crack open that beer or pop that bottle and lets get the party started!

Class, Sass, and a whole lot of Ass. Iowa's elite bestfriend podcast is bringing you the "topics" you just shouldn't talk about "at the table". Ashtyn and Jasmine lead a series of conversations that you can relate to ranging from body image, sex, relationships, grief, politics, and everything in between. You are going to be listening to them on your way to work, at the gym, or really any chance you get. Get ready for the good, bad, and nitty gritty. Jasmine and Ashtyn are the two best friends you didn't know you needed, so crack open that beer or pop that bottle and lets get the party started!

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United States

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Class, Sass, and a whole lot of Ass. Iowa's elite bestfriend podcast is bringing you the "topics" you just shouldn't talk about "at the table". Ashtyn and Jasmine lead a series of conversations that you can relate to ranging from body image, sex, relationships, grief, politics, and everything in between. You are going to be listening to them on your way to work, at the gym, or really any chance you get. Get ready for the good, bad, and nitty gritty. Jasmine and Ashtyn are the two best friends you didn't know you needed, so crack open that beer or pop that bottle and lets get the party started!

Language:

English


Episodes

"It's okay to be sad, mom." + Other Less Depressing Topics

9/9/2020
It's time to catch up with the ladies, y'all! Another Not At The Table Topic challenge accepted- Depression and Counseling during 2020. The bad, the good, and the lessons learned. There's talk about cute babies, shit faced wedding fun, homesteading dreams, awesome nutritionist, and laughs over the dumb conversations Jasmine and Ashtyn have on their free time.

Duration:00:28:52

2020 Is LIT...LITERALLY An Attention Whore

8/26/2020
2020 Derecho... WTF is a Derecho you ask? We asked the same MF thing! With little to no warning, Iowa was rocked with 100+ mph winds. That's equivalent to a CATEGORY 2 HURRICANE! Ashtyn and Jasmine relive their moments of fear and shock with you, take you through the aftermath the storm has left on Iowa, their adoration for the beautiful local soul that's worked tirelessly on feeding the community of Cedar Rapids, and of course morbid humor that gets them through every stressful moment in...

Duration:00:34:06

The Tangled Web Pedostein Weaved

8/5/2020
Human Trafficking Hotline: 1 (888) 373-7888 (United States) SMS: 233733 Text HELP or INFO Website: humantraffickinghotline.org 24 hours a day, 7 days a week First, Ew. Second, Ew. Third, Who Cares How He Died, Thank God He's Gone. Now let's get the rest of them. Jasmine and Ashtyn share the moments, of Jeffery Epstein: Filthy Rich on Netflix, that were most shocking to them, from workers that finally cracked after witnessing underage girls topless on Pedo Island to trafficked girls sent...

Duration:00:37:10

Umami, Ooo Mamí! Yummy Food, Spicy Argument, Addicting Netflix Binges.

7/29/2020
Umami For The Ears! These topics are pure deliciousness. Go ahead, savor this episode. You earned it. NATTY Chefs Jasmine and Ashtyn serve up a full course episode. With an appetizer of Yummy Treats Jasmine has been making for a wedding shower, an entree of Best Friend Drama, and finish it off with binge worthy Netflix documentaries they're obsessing over!! Yes, you guessed right! Here is what they could scoop up of their thoughts after the Epstein shitshow and Sexy Thic Zac blew their...

Duration:00:38:39

Margarita Monday, Boozeday Tuesday, Lightweight Wednesday?

7/22/2020
Crack a cold one! Or Two, you ARE a Natty Bitch after all. Ash and Jaz needed a Natty getaway, so they grabbed their favorite drinks (Listen to hear what they are!) and dove into the ups and downs as of late, the tipsy gigs, and their post-reading connections/feelings!

Duration:00:37:00

Let Those Burdens Go- Jasmine's Message From The Other Side

7/15/2020
It's Jasmines turn! Spirit takes us on an emotional journey with a message of healing. Let the burdens of the past go and feed the positivity of the future. Once again Kathy surprised Not At The Table with facts about their lives and hearts that she could not have possibly known! Losses not spoken about, things dreamt of but didn't think would happen, messages of hope they didn't know they needed! You're sure to love this episode!!

Duration:00:54:52

We've Got Spirit, Yes We Do!- Ashtyn's Rendezvous With The Other Side

7/8/2020
HELLO SEASON 2, WE SEE YOU! What a way for the ladies to start off Season 2! We've been waiting for Kathy Olsen Theilen with GracedByU to take us on this WILD journey! "Spirit" didn't hold back! Enjoy the emotional messages Kathy brought to Ashtyn from her Grandma and Grandpa, hear what spirit says about Ashtyn's steamy relationship with her Husband, and how Spirit sees her future with her two oldest kids (Spoiler alert, we aren't shocked one bit! Haha!). We also get to hear about her...

Duration:00:48:44

Cheers To Season 2

7/1/2020
THEY ARE BACK! Join Ashtyn and Jasmine as they catch you up to speed. They are here to answer all your questions! "Where are you?" "Did Ashtyn have her baby?" "Jasmine are you alive?" "Is Ashtyn's Baby a Boy or Girl?" No more waiting NATT-Y Fans, the BEST in the Midwest is back at the table and ready to go wild! Grab a drink and cheers them to season 2...literally! Ashtyn and Jasmine give you a sneak peak into their psychic reading done by Kathy Thielen with GracedByU. You can find here on...

Duration:00:21:21

Season 1 Finale: M is for Mental Health

5/31/2020
May is Mental Health Awareness month and the Not At The Table squad is so happy to end their first season spreading awareness of a topic that hits so close to home for so many us! Thank you all for sharing your stories and opening your ears and hearts to us every Wednesday! We love you all and are excitedly awaiting the beginning of a very NATTy Season 2! We have SO much in store!! ~Ashtyn and Jasmine

Duration:00:30:26

Winged Warriors vs The Great Imitator

5/27/2020
Welcome Back, Nicole!! Not At The Table excitedly welcomes their very own Winged Warrior to shed some light on living with Lupus and the fight for her diagnosis. Nicole, a woman with (finally) a specific diagnosis but more, a woman with a story of resilience and determination that we ALL can relate to and be inspired by. With over 16,000 people diagnosed with Lupus each year, Jasmine and Ashtyn were shocked at how little this autoimmune disease is actually talked about... That is......

Duration:01:05:42

Mystical May- A Look into the Past, Present, and Future

5/20/2020
The ladies start off HAWT with this episode. Literally. Hot. Jasmine is burnt to a crisp after binging a whole season of one of her favorite tv shows and keeps trying to serve up her crispy pancakes at the the table. NOT AT THE TABLE, JAZ! Ashtyn keeps the heat coming in a shocking confession of her flirtationship and what it cost her this week. She also serves up a side of gratitude after a sort of scare at the OB Office earlier in the week. Mystical messages find their way to The...

Duration:00:31:04

Polyamory is Not Polygamy- You Gon’ Learn Today

5/13/2020
This week the ladies are excited to welcome Phil to their Not At The Table Fam! The NATTy Duo has joked and conversed in the past about if they could handle more than one partner and/or sharing their partner. Then one day they said “Fuck it, let’s dive into this and bring the rest of our NATTy crew with too!” THE DAY HAS COME. Phil walks the ladies through his personal story with the Poly lifestyle, the multiple different ways to practice, the way it has molded his life positively, and so...

Duration:01:03:04

BONUS EPISODE: Welcome to the hood, Motherhood. HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY

5/10/2020
HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!! Ashtyn and Jasmine could not think of a better way to gift our NATTy Mommies and everyone in between, than to bring y’all along on the best of the best conversation all about pregnancy, sex when you’re preggers, birth, and postpartum! Today we are excited to bring you three different perspectives and all the advice these ladies wish were brought to their table. (The announcement reactions. The hair. The hemorrhoids. The stranger of a body postpartum. The works.) This...

Duration:01:10:45

College Daze + Juicy Sneak Peek

5/6/2020
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR BACHELORS DEGREE, JASMINE!!! Jasmine graduates with her bachelors degree and in celebration of that the ladies look back on her amazing journey and the transformation Jasmine took on in the process. This is a great look into what it takes to set yourself up for success from a non-traditional perspective. Jasmine proudly shares how it took a different approach to college to REALLY show her what she wanted to commit to in life and how to achieve that! Jasmine also...

Duration:00:44:49

Sexpectation Vs Reality

4/29/2020
Ahoy, NATTy Bitches! We all have a sexual experience that, to this very day, stands out from the others. Good or bad. These co-captains welcome you aboard The Limp Noodle. The ladies can’t give you more than that until you listen because then you would be getting more foreplay than they ever did... Also Included: Noodle recipe that’s guaranteed to have a better outcome than the one ☝🏼 mentioned above. Horrible simple math. Fat. Fat. Vaginas. This episode is truly a gem.

Duration:00:36:44

Let’s Take It Back To The Future

4/22/2020
Part 2 of the #bffbreakup: Jasmine Spills The Tea Jasmine completes this fun look back in time and really touches on how her past effected her future. How looking within, she was able to figure out why she had acted/reacted the way that she did and how she was able to overcome those obstacles to not only gain back her bestfriend but a new sense of clarity! As usual this duo faces these obstacles with a strong weapon of laughter. What better way to move on from shit talking that bitch, to...

Duration:00:48:23

This As A Story All About How...

4/15/2020
If you wanted to finish that by rapping the intro to Fresh Prince then I love you... but we’ll save that for a rainy day. This episode is the start of the much anticipated story of the events that lead up to the rocky end of Jasmine and Ashtyn’s reign over the world. Part 1: Ashtyns Perspective Also included: For stress eating- a new waffle recipe! For a lighthearted end- Jasmines Cat In Heat moment For dessert- an intro to a DIVINE fellow podcaster that we had the pleasure of...

Duration:00:51:01

Together Forever. Love, Your Kitty Queens.

4/8/2020
Hey all you cool cats and kittens! Loving the connection this podcast brings all of us even when we have to be physically apart. Ashtyn and Jasmine are SO EXCITED to be back with their NATT Family!! These kitties HAD to talk Tiger King and all things positive throughout this weird ol’ life everyone has going on right now. WELCOME BACK, Y’ALL!

Duration:00:35:26

Calling It Quits...On this Covid BS

3/25/2020
Hey Fam!: Jasmine hops on for a quick check in with the NATT-y Fam. Covid-19 has halted a lot of things in life but it will not stop these two from bringing all the love to your ear holes. Ashtyn and Jasmine, from the very beginning, have refused to give in to this hectic time. They hear how much joy it brings to you and will do everything they can to keep bringing you the real, raw, and ridiculous. Not At The Table equally gets so much happiness from bringing you episodes each week and...

Duration:00:03:52

Light In The Dark

3/18/2020
I scream! You scream! We all scream...: “...For F’s sake what is going on?!” Lol! The ladies thought spring 2020 would be full of dreams of their future ice cold summer beverages and not a red hot virus. This conversation was not only unavoidable but very interesting for Jasmine and Ashtyn! From morbid jokes, to CDC stats, to toilet paper sticklers, and literally every damn emotion and thought in between. Don’t lie. You went there too. WOOOHOO! Baby News!: Let’s lighten the mood in this...

Duration:00:40:58