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You won’t get far in this cruel world without making some Power Moves. Every Thursday, Mike Burns (@Dadboner) and a guest share personal stories of debauchery, dissect dirtbags making terrible decisions in the news, and rant on power moves in everything from sports to music to fast food. This is a show meant to make you feel better about your own life. You're doing great! Keep it up! Subscribe to live the dream, Daddy.

You won’t get far in this cruel world without making some Power Moves. Every Thursday, Mike Burns (@Dadboner) and a guest share personal stories of debauchery, dissect dirtbags making terrible decisions in the news, and rant on power moves in everything from sports to music to fast food. This is a show meant to make you feel better about your own life. You're doing great! Keep it up! Subscribe to live the dream, Daddy.
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You won’t get far in this cruel world without making some Power Moves. Every Thursday, Mike Burns (@Dadboner) and a guest share personal stories of debauchery, dissect dirtbags making terrible decisions in the news, and rant on power moves in everything from sports to music to fast food. This is a show meant to make you feel better about your own life. You're doing great! Keep it up! Subscribe to live the dream, Daddy.

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@dadboner

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Episodes

035 - Elderly Sunroof Maniac, Costco Hennessy Theft, and Church Meth Masturbation

5/16/2019
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-NATURDAYS REVIEW -"I EAT ASS" UPDATE -COSTCO HENNESSY HEIST -ELDERLY DUDE GOES TEENWOLF -METH HEAD TUGS IT DURING MASS REACH OUT: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com INSTA: @powermovespodcast JOIN US: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns BROOKS TIX: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/brooks-wheelan-tickets-60418110194

Duration:01:00:41

034 - Drunk Crashes Lawn Mower Into Cop Car, Butt Stuff Bumper Sticker, and $21k in Stolen Panties

5/9/2019
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Vince Averill co-hosts with the heat of a thousand suns. -Dave Bautista gets in on the Daddy movement -$21k in Victoria's Secret Panties Stolen -Drunk Crashes Lawn Mower into Cop Car -Man Arrested For I EAT A** Bumper Sticker -Child Porn Sicko Arrested Because of Gravy Spill Exclusives: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Merch: powermoveswithmikeburns.com Insta: @powermovespodcast Subscribe for a better life.

Duration:01:15:40

033 - Husband Murdered Over Porn & Threesome Arson

5/3/2019
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Store's back open: -GOT Battle of Winterfell -Jalapeno Popper Casserole Recipe -Kid Rock buys middle finger statue -Meth smoker attacks mattress -Millionaire steals from K Mart -Wife murders husband over porn -Bad threesome turns into arson -Triple Fiber Energy Drink -Fart Bukake in Rome Exclusives: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Merch: powermoveswithmikeburns.com

Duration:00:13:04

032 - MMA Fighter Destroys Beat Creep & 159K Ex Texts

4/25/2019
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-Brooks booked Leonardo DiCaprio, Burns is going Sizzler -Weirdo steals a fire truck then does Michael Jackson dance on top of it towards cops with his ass out. -Chick sends ex 159K texts for true love -"Weak ass f*cking n****." -MLB Hero Tim Anderson -Beach creep gets destroyed by MMA fighter -Listener has a court date but is also destroyed -The Baby Dick Bandit Rides Again EXCLUSIVES: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns MERCH: powermoveswithmikeburns.com Please reach out:...

Duration:01:16:01

031 - Walmart Karate and $86,000 in Porno

4/18/2019
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-Drunk Game of Thrones -Man beaten with own prosthetic leg -Man beaten for not telling GF she's pretty -Man beheads chickens and kills a motorcycle -Man sues parents for trashing his porno -Woman tries to karate cops at Walmart while son whips out his dick -A listener screws over his friend Pigface -Old man bar brawl Subscribe for a better life. Exclusives: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Merch: powermoveswithmikeburns.com

Duration:01:01:30

030 - Olive Garden Drunk & Bootylicious Porn Mags

4/11/2019
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-Poacher Eaten by Lions -Naked Day Care Drunk -Naked Waffle House Crackhead -Olive Garden Drunk -Listener Does Sex with a Drunk Pilot -Bootylicious Porno Exclusive dope shit: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

Duration:01:08:47

029 - Ferris Wheel Sex, Nicolas Cage, and The Grocery Store Choke Out

4/4/2019
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-Brooks is back and Big Toilet checks in -Applebee's Strawberry Dollarita -Couple has sex on ferris wheel -Woman gets DUI driving on rim with a full marg -Nicolas Cage too drunk to understand wedding -Guy chokes cashier for bagging his chips poorly -Drama student stabs classmates during scene -RIP Nipsey Hussle Subscribe and 5 stars if you're nasty. Send your stories to powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com Get exclusive content: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

Duration:00:50:00

028 - Axe Body Drunk, Chainsaw Cafe, Wooden Penis, and Murder at Arby's

3/28/2019
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Matt Braunger co-hosts in the monster mega episode: -Lime scooters -Motley Crue's The Dirt review -Axe Body Mouth Spray -AK 47 theft -Chainsaw in a cafe -Wooden Penis -Arby's manager shoots a guy at work -A listener craps his pants during the ACT Subscribe for a better life. Visit patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns for exclusive extras!

Duration:01:20:57

027 - Stolen Fajitas & Hotel Hell

3/21/2019
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Crimes of the Week: -DIY Subway -Fajita Scam -Paddy Wagon Jerk Off -Robert Kraft Update Listener Tales: -Kicked Out of Nashville -Burrito Farts on Hotel Pillows Subscribe for a better life. Want more? Support the show: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Want merch? powermoveswithmikeburns.com Share your story: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com

Duration:01:12:15

EP 026 - Red Lobster Brawl & Belligerent Hot Tub Sex

3/14/2019
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-SCHOOL FOR BRIBES -WOMAN DRINKS 6 PACK IN TARGET DRESSING ROOM -MAN LOSES MIND AT TACO BELL AND MAKES HIS OWN MEXICAN PIZZA -HOT TUB SEX AT RESORT ARREST -BRAWL AT RED LOBSTER -DRUNK BUS DRIVER TELLS KIDS TO GO F**K THEMSELVES -DIARRHEA IN A NON WORKING BOAT TOILET -VIOLENCE ENSUES AT GIN BLOSSOMS CONCERT NEW SHIRTS: powermoveswithmikeburns.com MORE: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Insta: PowerMovesPodcast Twitter: @pizzanachos69

Duration:01:02:16

EP 025 PT 2 - Cow Tranquilizer Energy Drink

3/7/2019
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Power Moves Your Illusion II: -Testicle Salsa -Step Dad's energy drink spiked with cow tranquilizers -Antonio Brown's Hulk Hogan Moustache -Pacman Jones goes bonkers at a casino -A Daddy finds trouble living the Karl Welzein lifestyle -Big Toilet actually destroys a toilet and is hurtin' real bad Join us on Patreon for exclusives: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Insta @powermovespodcast Fly threads: powermoveswithmikeburns.com Subscribe for a better life.

Duration:00:46:58

EP 025 PT 1 - Crab Leg Buffet Brawl

3/7/2019
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Power Moves Your Illusion I: -RIP Luke Perry & King Kong Bundy -Little Caesar's Pretzel Pizza acquired -Brooks drank a few smoothies and is healthy now -Stranded man survives on Taco Bell sauce -Burns lived on Taco Bell sauce and saltines -My Pillow guy says some crazy Trump/God shit -My Pillow guy cardboard cut out confused for deranged person -Crab leg buffet brawl in Alabama Join us on Patreon for exclusives: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Follow the Insta...

Duration:00:50:17

EP 024 - Cop Car Sex & Robert Kraft

2/28/2019
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All this for one low price: -RIP Brody Stevens -McDonald's hash brown cell phone -Drunk idiot calls the cops on himself -Arrested sex in a patrol car -Robert Kraft is too horny -A Daddy has a doo doo accident at work Join us for POWER MOVES: After Dark... www.patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns And, submit your stories to powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com Subscribe for a better life.

Duration:00:51:12

EP 023 - Turd Mobb & Garage Door Porn

2/21/2019
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Burns is sick and he's blown out on Dayquil. But the show goes on. -That's not Detroit pizza! -Sloppy Tates -Big Toilet has a big appetite -JetBlue drunk ass bound for Vegas -Old man hides crack in his ear -Turd Mobb -Garage porno for all to see -Guy blows up the restroom at Home Depot -KFC buffet update -Taco Bell bathroom explosion Power Move Join us on Patreon for the After Dark show and other fine extras: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

Duration:01:05:56

EP 022 - Machete Clowns vs. Grandma

2/14/2019
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THE DOUBLE DEUCE: -NFL withdrawals -Movie popcorn to go -Big Toilet would like to meat your mother -Unwanted pee bologna -Clown mask machetes vs. Grandma -Man bites snake venom into wife -Wet pussy shots -Trash bag o' KFC Subscribe! And join us for the after show, Patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

Duration:00:59:13

EP 021 - Death Party God Hell

2/7/2019
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Forever 021: -Meth Fueled Death Party -It's Not a Ghost in the Closet, It's Drew -Butt-Naked Glitter Farting Troll -"No No, Do Not Touch My Cock" and the Threesome That Destroyed a Las Vegas Hotel Room -Tines Day Date Advice -The Search for Brooks' Iowa Mugshot Subscribe for a better life! Join us for the "After Dark" show on Patreon: www.patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

Duration:00:57:38

EP 020 - Little Caesars is My Savior

1/31/2019
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TWENNY TWEN TWEN: Subscribe for a better life. MORE: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

Duration:01:07:31

EP 019 - Airplane Rum & Axe-style Home Renovation

1/24/2019
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Included: Gnarly Zack on how to "Go Bold" at Del Taco, Drunk Texas dude goes psycho on a plane, Idiot destroys home with axe over action figure dispute, Texas chick tries to trick a guy into boning her "twin sister," Hangover nightmare train, Love found at Chili's, a listener tugs it while going poo on a business trip. RIP Kevin Barnett patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

Duration:00:57:55

EP 018 - Pringles Brand Walmart Wine

1/17/2019
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Brido is back, you guys! Join us for: GUNS 'N ROSES SHROOMS, POWER LIFTING, RED LOB ULTIMATE FEAST, PRINGLES WALMART WINE, DOO DOO PARTY, LIQUOR STORE PARKING LOT PEE, AND A MICHIGAN MANIAC GOES TO NOLA. Check out POWER MOVES AFTER DARK: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

Duration:01:19:51

EP 017 - Not Gettin' Busy in a Burger King Bathroom

1/10/2019
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B-Dubs Brooks Wheelan returns. Kid Rock's butt sign. Outback Steakhouse murder threat. Man held against will in BK bathroom. Doo-Doo Butt's road rage. Dry aged steak recipe. Poorly hitting on bartenders. This, is POWER MOVES EP 017. Send an email to SCOTT.BRYAN@BUZZFEED.COM with "podcast" in the subject and tell him why Power Moves rules the school. Join the Patreon Daddies: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

Duration:01:08:52