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You won’t get far in this cruel world without making some Power Moves. Every Thursday, Mike Burns (@Dadboner) and a guest share personal stories of debauchery, dissect dirtbags making terrible decisions in the news, and rant on power moves in everything from sports to music to fast food. This is a show meant to make you feel better about your own life. You're doing great! Keep it up! Subscribe to live the dream, Daddy.

You won’t get far in this cruel world without making some Power Moves. Every Thursday, Mike Burns (@Dadboner) and a guest share personal stories of debauchery, dissect dirtbags making terrible decisions in the news, and rant on power moves in everything from sports to music to fast food. This is a show meant to make you feel better about your own life. You're doing great! Keep it up! Subscribe to live the dream, Daddy.
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You won’t get far in this cruel world without making some Power Moves. Every Thursday, Mike Burns (@Dadboner) and a guest share personal stories of debauchery, dissect dirtbags making terrible decisions in the news, and rant on power moves in everything from sports to music to fast food. This is a show meant to make you feel better about your own life. You're doing great! Keep it up! Subscribe to live the dream, Daddy.

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@dadboner

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English

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Episodes

044 - $34K Cocaine Toupee, Drug-Filled Burrito, Too Tired For Sex Boyfriend Stabbed, and Uranium Super Snake

7/18/2019
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Guy tries to smuggle a pound of coke under his wig, prison guard tries to smuggle meth in a burrito, guy get pulled over with a gun, whisky, rattlesnake, and uranium in a stolen car. The main man Vince Averill co-hosts the madness. EXCLUSIVES: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA: @powermovespodcast REACH OUT: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com MERCH: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com

Duration:00:35:24

Pmail Bag 008 - A Turd for Nazis, Blow Gun Fights, Virginia Dive Bar Review, and a WILD Bachelor Party Story

7/16/2019
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The show title should give you enough reason to listen to the greatest listener mail podcast on the planet. Gnarly Zack joins the beautiful chaos. EXCLUSIVE CONTENT: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns SHARE: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com INSTA: @powermovespodcast MERCH: powermoveswithmikeburns.com

Duration:00:55:34

043 - Suspect Busted After Loud Fart, Slayer Fan Bud Can, Woman Urinates in Ice Cream, Fireworks Car Assault, and Carjacking with Snake

7/11/2019
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Mike spent 2.5 hours helping a psycho up his driveway, kicked out Slayer fan gets on Bud can, man tries to run down neighbors over fireworks, guy farts so loud the police find him, woman spits and pees in competitor's ice cream, woman carjacks with a snake. Gnarly Zack joins the program! SHOW LOVE: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns MERCH: powermoveswithmikeburns.com INSTA: @powermovespodcast REACH OUT: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com

Duration:00:38:57

Pmail Bag 007 - Seattle Dive Bar, Bloody N64, Canadian Strip Club, and How to Fake a Sick Day

7/9/2019
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Dive Bar of the Week: Seattle, crazy tries to sell a bloody N64, Canadian strip club disaster, and Big Chris checks in to share how he fakes sick days. Brooks Wheelan co-hosts. SUPPORT THE MOVEMENT: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns MERCH: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com INSTA: @powermovespodcast REACH OUT: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com

Duration:00:49:13

042 - Sheriff's Office Donut Break-in, Serial Toilet Clogger, Woman Reports Husband Killed Her, and Uber Sex Toy Drunk

7/3/2019
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Guy breaks into a Sheriff's office so he doesn't kill his roommate, man is sentenced for clogging toilets, a woman fakes her own death, and an Uber driver gets busted masturbating wasted with a sex toy. Brooks Wheelan returns! PATREON: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA: @powermovespodcast REACH OUT: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com

Duration:00:38:20

Pmail Bag 006 - Casino Robbery, Drunk McDonald's Drive Thru, and South Korean Poop Story

7/2/2019
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Detroit dive bar review, a woman can't hold her number 2 in South Korea, Spyder gets wild at a McDonald's in Lansing, MI, and Big Chris returns with a Vegas casino robbery story! All with OG Daddy Jesse Popp. SEND IN ANYTHING TO THE SHOW: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com JOIN THE PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVES: PATREON.COM/POWERMOVESWITHMIKEBURNS INSTA: @POWERMOVESPODCAST

Duration:00:42:38

041 - Alabama Attack Squirrel, Classroom Porno, Rat at Buffalo Wild Wings, and Man Shows What He's Capable of by Shooting Family Cat

6/27/2019
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Fugitive owner of the Alabama attack squirrel a psycho limp dick who shoots the family cat to show what a tough guy he is, a dirtbag who got arrested for tuggin' it in his hotel window, a teacher who shot porn in her classroom, and a rat falls out of the ceiling in Buffalo Wild Wings. With special guest, The Poppman! Jesse Popp. SUPPORT THE CAUSE: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns CONTACT: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com INSTA: @powermovespodcast MERCH:...

Duration:01:00:17

Pmail Bag 005 - Graspop Heavy Metal Fest Disaster, Comb Over Man Destroys Toilet, The Rose of New England, and Hong Kong Bubba Gump Review

6/25/2019
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Casey's Pizza rants, Bubba Gump Shrimp Hong Kong review, a trailer park guy with the world's greatest combover sprays brown all over a grocery store restroom, the disaster that is Norwich, CT, and an incredible nightmare story from Graspop Metal Festival in Belgium. Brooks Wheelan joins on this out of control ride featuring the best listener mail on the planet. REACH OUT: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com EXCLUSIVE CONTENT: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA:...

Duration:01:06:13

040 - Saved By the Bell Police Car Crash, John Cena Confession, McDonald's Sex Dance, Tesla Sleeping, and Dad Bods

6/20/2019
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Dad Bods are sexier than ever, John Cena admits to in-ring boners, America's Trash Dad Bill Cosby, Florida McDonald's sex dance, Tesla driver sleeps for 30 miles, scum has sex with pool floats, and Saved by the Bell fan hits cop car. Big Homie Vince Averill co-hosts! PATREON FOR BONUS EPS: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA: @powermovespodcast TWITTER: @pizzanachos69 REACH OUT: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com MERCH: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com

Duration:00:40:27

Pmail Bag 004 - Spike Ball, Motorola Razr Prank, and Big Chris' WWE NXT Power Move

6/18/2019
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Brooks Wheelan joins Mike in the bag where they break down the best listener mail on the planet. -Never buy small pizzas -Playing Spike Ball will not score you babes -Motorola Razr college prank and chugging cheap vodka from the freezer -Fan favorite Big Chris goes to WWE NXT with some Special Olympics champions REACH OUT TO BE FEATURED ON THE PROGRAM: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com SUPPORT THE PATREON FOR WEEKLY EXCLUSIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA FOR...

Duration:00:35:58

039 - Burger King Hearse, Inmates Drunk on Sanitizer ATV Escape, and Utah Cops Masturbating & Sexting

6/13/2019
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Brooks Wheelan rejoins the program for this wild ride of stupid true crime. -DEAD MAN GET BACON CHEESEBURGER AT BURGER KING -INMATES GET DRUNK ON HAND SANITIZER, JOYRIDE ATV -POLICE MASTURBATION POLICIES -SCUMBAG JERKS IT IN LIBRARY EXCLUSIVE EPISODES NOT FIT FOR PUBLIC CONSUMPTION: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA FOR VISUALS: @powermovespodcast REACH OUT: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com QUALITY MERCH: powermoveswithmikeburns.com

Duration:00:52:13

Pmail Bag 003 - Dead Weasel Party, Wet Granny, and Cheese Wheel Thieves

6/11/2019
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J.D. Ryznar and Dave Lyons from Beyond Yacht Rock co-host this beast! -A party for a dead weasel -Guy chugs beer in grocery store -A Granny gets wet -Women steal cheese wheels in Ontario -The "Matt Danza" voice gets out of control SHARE YOUR STORIES AND ANYTHING ELSE: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com SUPPORT THE SHOW, GET EXCLUSIVES: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns MERCH: powermoveswithmikeburns.com INSTA: @powermovespodcast

Duration:00:57:31

038 - Karaoke Gun Dispute, Middle School Crepe Crime, McChicken Rage, and Yacht Rock

6/6/2019
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Dave Lyons and J.D. Ryznar of Beyond Yacht Rock join the program! -We check out the new album from Duff McKagan of Guns N' Roses -Texas Woman Pulls Gun at Karaoke -More Walmart Theft! -Kids Feed Jizz 'n Pee Crepes to Teachers -Woman Goes Nuts Over Incorrect McChicken EXCLUSIVES: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns REACH OUT: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com INSTA: @powermovespodcast MERCH: powermoveswithmikeburns.com

Duration:01:32:07

Pmail Bag 002 - Leather Daddy Pride, The Heartbreak Kid, and Ninja Dave

6/4/2019
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Brooks Wheelan is back bay-bay! The listeners came correct with the hot fire Pmail this week: -Leather Daddy Pride -Shawn Michaels Costume Purchase -Face Punch Party Tricks Send in your stories, questions, and anything else to: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com Support the Patreon for exclusives: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Follow the Insta: @powermovespodcast

Duration:00:42:33

037 - Man Shoots Self in Crotch with Drugs in Butt, Free KFC Scam, and K-9 Liquor Store Attack

5/30/2019
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Rich O'Toole cohosts! -Free KFC Scam -Mom Cut Son's Disrespectful Throat -Liquor Store Break in K-9 Attack -Man Shoots Self in Testicles While Hiding Drugs in his Butt PATREON EXTRAS: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns SHARE YOUR STORIES: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com MERCH: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com INSTA: @powermovespodcast

Duration:01:26:12

Pmail Bag 001

5/28/2019
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Gnarly Zack sits in for the first installment of the Pmail Bag! -Demon Schoolchildren -Tool lights his dick on fire to impress the ladies -Peeing in the Ritz-Carlton lazy river Send us anything and everything to be included on the program! powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com Join the Patreon: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Buy Cool Shit: powermoveswithmikeburns.com

Duration:00:32:03

036 - Girl Scout Cookie Money Erotic Massage, Crotch Punched Open, and Box Cutter Birthday Attack

5/23/2019
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Gnarly Zack co-hosts! -Walmart Drunken Joyride -Woman Punches Boyfriend's Scrotum Open -Dad Steals Girl Scout Cookie Money for Erotic Massage -Woman Attacks Boyfriend with Box Cutter on Birthday PATREON EXTRAS: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns SEND US YOUR WORDS: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com BUY COOL SHIT: powermoveswithmikeburns.com

Duration:00:42:31

035 - Elderly Sunroof Maniac, Costco Hennessy Theft, and Church Meth Masturbation

5/16/2019
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-NATURDAYS REVIEW -"I EAT ASS" UPDATE -COSTCO HENNESSY HEIST -ELDERLY DUDE GOES TEENWOLF -METH HEAD TUGS IT DURING MASS REACH OUT: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com INSTA: @powermovespodcast JOIN US: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns BROOKS TIX: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/brooks-wheelan-tickets-60418110194

Duration:01:00:41

034 - Drunk Crashes Lawn Mower Into Cop Car, Butt Stuff Bumper Sticker, and $21k in Stolen Panties

5/9/2019
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Vince Averill co-hosts with the heat of a thousand suns. -Dave Bautista gets in on the Daddy movement -$21k in Victoria's Secret Panties Stolen -Drunk Crashes Lawn Mower into Cop Car -Man Arrested For I EAT A** Bumper Sticker -Child Porn Sicko Arrested Because of Gravy Spill Exclusives: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Merch: powermoveswithmikeburns.com Insta: @powermovespodcast Subscribe for a better life.

Duration:01:15:40

033 - Husband Murdered Over Porn & Threesome Arson

5/3/2019
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Store's back open: -GOT Battle of Winterfell -Jalapeno Popper Casserole Recipe -Kid Rock buys middle finger statue -Meth smoker attacks mattress -Millionaire steals from K Mart -Wife murders husband over porn -Bad threesome turns into arson -Triple Fiber Energy Drink -Fart Bukake in Rome Exclusives: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Merch: powermoveswithmikeburns.com

Duration:00:13:04