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You won’t get far in this cruel world without making some Power Moves. Every Thursday, Mike Burns (@Dadboner) and a guest share personal stories of debauchery, dissect dirtbags making terrible decisions in the news, and rant on power moves in everything from sports to music to fast food. This is a show meant to make you feel better about your own life. You're doing great! Keep it up! Subscribe to live the dream, Daddy.

You won’t get far in this cruel world without making some Power Moves. Every Thursday, Mike Burns (@Dadboner) and a guest share personal stories of debauchery, dissect dirtbags making terrible decisions in the news, and rant on power moves in everything from sports to music to fast food. This is a show meant to make you feel better about your own life. You're doing great! Keep it up! Subscribe to live the dream, Daddy.
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You won’t get far in this cruel world without making some Power Moves. Every Thursday, Mike Burns (@Dadboner) and a guest share personal stories of debauchery, dissect dirtbags making terrible decisions in the news, and rant on power moves in everything from sports to music to fast food. This is a show meant to make you feel better about your own life. You're doing great! Keep it up! Subscribe to live the dream, Daddy.

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@dadboner

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English

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3106196930


Episodes

057 - Taco Bell Throat Slasher, Meth Sandwich, and Memphis Police Hot Dog Assault

10/17/2019
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A woman cut a guy deep at The Bell, brother makes his sister a meth sandwich, and a Memphis Police Officer is really protective of hot dogs. Gnarly Zack is back bay-bay! Pmail Bag, After Dark, and other exclusive content: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Insta: powermovespodcast Twitter: @pizzanachos69 @Dadboner

Duration:00:49:06

056 - Urine Squirt Gun Attack, Trump Bumper Sticker Gun Threat, and Woman Calls Cops to Have Meth Tested

10/10/2019
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Guy attacks neighbor with pee pee, guy really hates Elizabeth Warren bumper stickers, idiot wants cops to test her dope, Speakeasy Restaurant in Minnesota Yelp reviews. MORE: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns MERCH: powermoveswithmikeburns.com INSTA: powermovespodcast TWITTER: @pizzanachos69

Duration:00:44:32

055 - Meth Bean Dip, Waffle House Robbed for GED, Auburn Hills Porno Billboard, and Tennessee Cops Baptize Drug Suspect

10/3/2019
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The delish meth bean dip at Thriftway, armed robbery for a GED, porno plays on I-75 outside Detroit, weirdo cops sued for baptizing a woman. PATREON LOYALTY PROGRAM: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA: powermovespodcast TWITTER: @pizzanachos69 @dadboner REACH OUT: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com

Duration:00:50:54

054 - Woman Bites Camel Testicles, Antonio Brown Farts in Doctor's Face, Rambo, and Teen Attacks Grandparents Over Tomatoes

9/26/2019
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The episode title explains all you need to know. Brooks Wheelan joins the ride on the world's greatest stupid true crime news podcast. Halloween Costumes: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com Exclusive Episodes: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Twitter: @pizzanachos69 Insta: @powermovespodcast

Duration:00:38:50

Pmail Bag 019 - Holy Halloween From Hell, Further Pee Zipper Debate, and Monkey Bar in Seattle

9/25/2019
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That Halloween story is a doozy, Clark. Gnarly Melissa holds it down. Send in your stories to powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com Merch: powermoveswithmikeburns.com Support for exclusives: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Twitter: @pizzanachos69 Insta: powermovespodcast

Duration:00:47:55

053 - Amish 12 Pack, Very Clean White Girl, and Cop Car DUI Sex

9/19/2019
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Our 1-year anniversary! Amish dudes with the boomin' system, woman thinks she's too white to be arrested, and a couple slaps hams in a cop car. Gnarly Zack supports the movement. JOIN US: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA: powermovespodcast TWITTER: @pizzanachos69, @gnarlyzack

Duration:00:39:40

Pmail Bag 018 - Hot Dog Heist, Strip Club Manners, and Sacramento Dive Bar Review

9/17/2019
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A listener scores free dags, a lesson in strip club etiquette, and a dive bar in Sacramento to put on your bucket list. SUPPORT: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns SHARE: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com TWITTER: @pizzanachos69 @gnarlyzack @dadboner INSTA: @powermovespodcast

Duration:00:35:01

052 - Guns Drawn Over Cold McDonald's, Dirtbag Arrested for Wet Willy, and Courtroom Urine Attack

9/12/2019
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Guns at the drive thru over cold Mickey D's, some piece of trash got arrested for a wet willy, a lady cut off her husband's penis, and a lawyer gets pee thrown in his mouth. Gnarly Zack hangs and bangs. SUPPORT: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA: @powermovespodcast TWITTER: @pizzanachos69 @dadboner @gnarlyzack

Duration:00:40:20

Pmail Bag 017 - Harry Potter Books Banned in Catholic School, Big Chris' Micropenis Prank Wars, and Pleasanton, CA Dive Bar Review

9/10/2019
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Pastime Pool in Pleasanton, CA, some idiot who believes in magic bans Harry Potter books for safety, and Big Chris spins an epic prank war tale. Gnarly Zack lights it up. JOIN THE CREW: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns MERCH: powermoveswithmikeburns.com INSTA: @powermovespodcast TWITTER: @dadboner @pizzanachos69

Duration:00:36:22

051 - Popeye's Chicken Sandwich Gun Threat, Legless Juggalo Golf Cart Wreck, and AEW Chris Jericho Belt Theft

9/5/2019
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Chris Jericho has his AEW belt stolen while at Longhorn Steakhouse, gun is drawn over sold out Popeye's Chicken Sandwiches, Michigan couple turns to robbery after winning $500K scratch off, and a lawsuit over a golf cart accident at the Gathering of the Juggalos. Gnarly Zack joins on his birthday. KARL'S GUY FIERI MENU: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns NEW MERCH: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com INSTA: @powermovespodcast

Duration:00:42:29

Pmail Bag 016 - The Biggest Dadboner of All Time, Free Starbucks Coffee Hack, and The Flamingo in St. Petersburg Florida Dive Bar Review

9/3/2019
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LIVE from The Roost in Los Angeles, CA, on Labor Day with Gnarly Zack. You know the drill. MERCH: powermoveswithmikeburns.com INSTA: @powermovespodcast EXCLUSIVES: PATREON.COM/POWERMOVESWITHMIKEBURNS

Duration:00:37:14

050 - Machete Threat After Toilet Not Flushed, Flamin' Hot Cheetos Movie, and Crab Leg Theft

8/29/2019
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Andrew Luck retirement outrage, Flamin' Hot Cheetos movie, electric cart pervert in Walmart, family crab leg theft, and a Florida man threatens a friend with a machete after he doesn't flush the toilet. Gnarly Zack joins the 50th episode. NEW MERCH: powermoveswithmikeburns.com INSTA: @powermovespodcast JOIN THE CLUB: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns TWITTER: @pizzanachos69

Duration:00:55:37

Pmail Bag 015 - The Return of Dirt Patch Dillon, Lawn Dart Karma, and Dairy Queen Secret Menu

8/27/2019
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Daddy Kush returns with a concerning tale of Dirt Patch Dillon, a bully finds karma through a lawn dart, and we learn about the secret employee menu at Dairy Queen. NEW FALL SWAG: powermoveswithmikeburns.com JOIN THE CLUB: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns SHARE: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com INSTA: @powermovespodcast ME ON TWITTER: @pizzanachos69

Duration:00:32:55

049 - Stone Cold Steve Austin My Ass, Filet-O-Fish Rage, Booty Call Arson, and Botched Balls

8/22/2019
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Man destroys property over Filet-O-Fish, woman goes Stone Cold on her boyfriend, woman denied the D burns down a house, and the dark web takes a man's giblets. Gnarly Zack lays in the cut. JOIN THE K-MONEY CLUB: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA: powermovespodcast TWITTER: @PIZZANACHOS69

Duration:00:30:57

Pmail Bag 014 - The Ballad of Hot Tub Johnny

8/20/2019
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We talk baseball cards, a guy gets booted from high school for calling a phone sex line from his teacher's office, among other things, and a tale about a WILD character named Hot Tub Johnny that you don't want to miss. Gnarly Zack goes hard once again. SUPPORT: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA: @powermovespodcast

Duration:00:31:17

048 - Mike Tyson's $40k of Weed Per Month, Man Sentenced for Shooting Himself in the Penis, and Meth Murder Mayonnaise

8/15/2019
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Mike Tyson's new weed business, a felon smokes himself in the genitals, a glock gets stolen from a Florida orgy, and a meth addict who killed his wife claims he was injected with bad mayonnaise. Gnarly Zack joins the ride in style. SUPPORT: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA: @powermovespodcast

Duration:00:37:08

Pmail Bag 013 - Sleepy: The King of Vice

8/13/2019
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Brooks Wheelan got kicked out of a wedding he crashed, Burns does a chug vid on the show, a drunk gets arrested for peeing on a mailbox, and a story about Sleepy, the biggest piece of garbage golf caddy in the whole wide world. EXCLUSIVES: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA: @powermovespodcast MERCH: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com

Duration:00:39:48

047 - Martha Kelly from Baskets, Oscar Mayer Hot Dog Ice Cream, Man Glues Wendy's Doors Shut, and Meth Vagina

8/8/2019
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I have a very honest conversation with the delightful and hilarious Martha Kelly about Baskets, comedy, depression, and addiction. I highly encourage you to gut through the audio problems and listen to some real talk. We also do a few stories after the half hour mark if you're not into that. This is one of my favorite episodes ever, despite it sounding like we recorded in a trash can. It's honest, real, and very different. Hope you enjoy it.

Duration:01:10:10

Pmail Bag 012 - Taco Bell Hennessy, Dairy Queen Divide, Internal Injury Fatherhood, and Accidental Old Lady Porno

8/6/2019
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DUI in the Taco Bell drive thru, listener power moves his DQ boss, a crushed sack possibly induces pregnancy, and Big Chris shows an old lady a video of himself getting carnal. Gnarly Zack hangs. SUPPORT: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA: @powermovespodcast TWITTER: @pizzanachos69 SHARE: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com

Duration:00:35:46

046 - Walmart Potato Urine, Blast Test Mom, Mom Washes Weed, and McDonald's Gunfire Vape

8/1/2019
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Gunfire in a McDonald's over cold fries, bro in McDonald's pulls a gun over vape, mom's body get sold for military blast testing, and some pile of garbage hits his mom with Mountain Dew because she ruined his weed. Gnarly Zack rides again. EXCLUSIVES: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA: @powermovespodcast TWITTER: @pizzanachos69

Duration:00:49:39