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You won’t get far in this cruel world without making some Power Moves. Every Thursday, Mike Burns (@Dadboner) and a guest share personal stories of debauchery, dissect dirtbags making terrible decisions in the news, and rant on power moves in everything from sports to music to fast food. This is a show meant to make you feel better about your own life. You're doing great! Keep it up! Subscribe to live the dream, Daddy.

You won’t get far in this cruel world without making some Power Moves. Every Thursday, Mike Burns (@Dadboner) and a guest share personal stories of debauchery, dissect dirtbags making terrible decisions in the news, and rant on power moves in everything from sports to music to fast food. This is a show meant to make you feel better about your own life. You're doing great! Keep it up! Subscribe to live the dream, Daddy.
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You won’t get far in this cruel world without making some Power Moves. Every Thursday, Mike Burns (@Dadboner) and a guest share personal stories of debauchery, dissect dirtbags making terrible decisions in the news, and rant on power moves in everything from sports to music to fast food. This is a show meant to make you feel better about your own life. You're doing great! Keep it up! Subscribe to live the dream, Daddy.

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@dadboner

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English

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Episodes

048 - Mike Tyson's $40k of Weed Per Month, Man Sentenced for Shooting Himself in the Penis, and Meth Murder Mayonnaise

8/15/2019
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Mike Tyson's new weed business, a felon smokes himself in the genitals, a glock gets stolen from a Florida orgy, and a meth addict who killed his wife claims he was injected with bad mayonnaise. Gnarly Zack joins the ride in style. SUPPORT: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA: @powermovespodcast

Duration:00:37:08

Pmail Bag 013 - Sleepy: The King of Vice

8/13/2019
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Brooks Wheelan got kicked out of a wedding he crashed, Burns does a chug vid on the show, a drunk gets arrested for peeing on a mailbox, and a story about Sleepy, the biggest piece of garbage golf caddy in the whole wide world. EXCLUSIVES: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA: @powermovespodcast MERCH: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com

Duration:00:39:48

047 - Martha Kelly from Baskets, Oscar Mayer Hot Dog Ice Cream, Man Glues Wendy's Doors Shut, and Meth Vagina

8/8/2019
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I have a very honest conversation with the delightful and hilarious Martha Kelly about Baskets, comedy, depression, and addiction. I highly encourage you to gut through the audio problems and listen to some real talk. We also do a few stories after the half hour mark if you're not into that. This is one of my favorite episodes ever, despite it sounding like we recorded in a trash can. It's honest, real, and very different. Hope you enjoy it.

Duration:01:10:10

Pmail Bag 012 - Taco Bell Hennessy, Dairy Queen Divide, Internal Injury Fatherhood, and Accidental Old Lady Porno

8/6/2019
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DUI in the Taco Bell drive thru, listener power moves his DQ boss, a crushed sack possibly induces pregnancy, and Big Chris shows an old lady a video of himself getting carnal. Gnarly Zack hangs. SUPPORT: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA: @powermovespodcast TWITTER: @pizzanachos69 SHARE: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com

Duration:00:35:46

046 - Walmart Potato Urine, Blast Test Mom, Mom Washes Weed, and McDonald's Gunfire Vape

8/1/2019
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Gunfire in a McDonald's over cold fries, bro in McDonald's pulls a gun over vape, mom's body get sold for military blast testing, and some pile of garbage hits his mom with Mountain Dew because she ruined his weed. Gnarly Zack rides again. EXCLUSIVES: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA: @powermovespodcast TWITTER: @pizzanachos69

Duration:00:49:39

Pmail Bag 010 - The Indiana Hip Hugger, No Carnal Passions...No Number 2, and Sears Shoplifter Shaming

7/31/2019
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Bachelor party strip club stomach illness in Indiana, a listener can't get any sort of release, and Big Chris shames a shoplifter out of love. Lady Daddy Number 1 Melissa Boyle does me a solid. JOIN THE K-MONEY CLUB: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA: @powermovespodcast SHARE: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com

Duration:00:53:10

045 - Clown Police Chase, Penis Cut Off With Scissors, and Lemon Cake Face Smash

7/24/2019
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Some clown drives 35 miles standing out of his sunroof, a guy cuts his wife's lover's dick off with scissors, and some psycho blasts her mom in the face with cake and mouthwash. *Apologies for some very slight audio quality issues. Snowman co-hosts LIVE from Steamer's Pub in Saginaw, MI! PATREON EXCLUSIVES: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA: @powermovespodcast TWITTER: @pizzanachos69

Duration:00:24:42

Pmail Bag 009 - Nude Blackout Shower, ER Toilet Face Smash, Tequila Chrissy, and Austin Dive Bar Review

7/24/2019
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21st birthday goes out of control, review of Casino South Side Lounge in Austin, TX, pee blood ER visit equals a busted face, and a night of tequila turns the horniness up to 11. Snowman co-hosts. SUPPORT: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA: @powermovespodcast Power Moves supports the LBTGQ community.

Duration:00:33:07

044 - $34K Cocaine Toupee, Drug-Filled Burrito, Too Tired For Sex Boyfriend Stabbed, and Uranium Super Snake

7/18/2019
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Guy tries to smuggle a pound of coke under his wig, prison guard tries to smuggle meth in a burrito, guy get pulled over with a gun, whisky, rattlesnake, and uranium in a stolen car. The main man Vince Averill co-hosts the madness. EXCLUSIVES: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA: @powermovespodcast REACH OUT: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com MERCH: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com

Duration:00:35:24

Pmail Bag 008 - A Turd for Nazis, Blow Gun Fights, Virginia Dive Bar Review, and a WILD Bachelor Party Story

7/16/2019
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The show title should give you enough reason to listen to the greatest listener mail podcast on the planet. Gnarly Zack joins the beautiful chaos. EXCLUSIVE CONTENT: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns SHARE: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com INSTA: @powermovespodcast MERCH: powermoveswithmikeburns.com

Duration:00:55:34

043 - Suspect Busted After Loud Fart, Slayer Fan Bud Can, Woman Urinates in Ice Cream, Fireworks Car Assault, and Carjacking with Snake

7/11/2019
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Mike spent 2.5 hours helping a psycho up his driveway, kicked out Slayer fan gets on Bud can, man tries to run down neighbors over fireworks, guy farts so loud the police find him, woman spits and pees in competitor's ice cream, woman carjacks with a snake. Gnarly Zack joins the program! SHOW LOVE: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns MERCH: powermoveswithmikeburns.com INSTA: @powermovespodcast REACH OUT: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com

Duration:00:38:57

Pmail Bag 007 - Seattle Dive Bar, Bloody N64, Canadian Strip Club, and How to Fake a Sick Day

7/9/2019
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Dive Bar of the Week: Seattle, crazy tries to sell a bloody N64, Canadian strip club disaster, and Big Chris checks in to share how he fakes sick days. Brooks Wheelan co-hosts. SUPPORT THE MOVEMENT: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns MERCH: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com INSTA: @powermovespodcast REACH OUT: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com

Duration:00:49:13

042 - Sheriff's Office Donut Break-in, Serial Toilet Clogger, Woman Reports Husband Killed Her, and Uber Sex Toy Drunk

7/3/2019
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Guy breaks into a Sheriff's office so he doesn't kill his roommate, man is sentenced for clogging toilets, a woman fakes her own death, and an Uber driver gets busted masturbating wasted with a sex toy. Brooks Wheelan returns! PATREON: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA: @powermovespodcast REACH OUT: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com

Duration:00:38:20

Pmail Bag 006 - Casino Robbery, Drunk McDonald's Drive Thru, and South Korean Poop Story

7/2/2019
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Detroit dive bar review, a woman can't hold her number 2 in South Korea, Spyder gets wild at a McDonald's in Lansing, MI, and Big Chris returns with a Vegas casino robbery story! All with OG Daddy Jesse Popp. SEND IN ANYTHING TO THE SHOW: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com JOIN THE PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVES: PATREON.COM/POWERMOVESWITHMIKEBURNS INSTA: @POWERMOVESPODCAST

Duration:00:42:38

041 - Alabama Attack Squirrel, Classroom Porno, Rat at Buffalo Wild Wings, and Man Shows What He's Capable of by Shooting Family Cat

6/27/2019
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Fugitive owner of the Alabama attack squirrel a psycho limp dick who shoots the family cat to show what a tough guy he is, a dirtbag who got arrested for tuggin' it in his hotel window, a teacher who shot porn in her classroom, and a rat falls out of the ceiling in Buffalo Wild Wings. With special guest, The Poppman! Jesse Popp. SUPPORT THE CAUSE: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns CONTACT: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com INSTA: @powermovespodcast MERCH:...

Duration:01:00:17

Pmail Bag 005 - Graspop Heavy Metal Fest Disaster, Comb Over Man Destroys Toilet, The Rose of New England, and Hong Kong Bubba Gump Review

6/25/2019
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Casey's Pizza rants, Bubba Gump Shrimp Hong Kong review, a trailer park guy with the world's greatest combover sprays brown all over a grocery store restroom, the disaster that is Norwich, CT, and an incredible nightmare story from Graspop Metal Festival in Belgium. Brooks Wheelan joins on this out of control ride featuring the best listener mail on the planet. REACH OUT: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com EXCLUSIVE CONTENT: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA:...

Duration:01:06:13

040 - Saved By the Bell Police Car Crash, John Cena Confession, McDonald's Sex Dance, Tesla Sleeping, and Dad Bods

6/20/2019
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Dad Bods are sexier than ever, John Cena admits to in-ring boners, America's Trash Dad Bill Cosby, Florida McDonald's sex dance, Tesla driver sleeps for 30 miles, scum has sex with pool floats, and Saved by the Bell fan hits cop car. Big Homie Vince Averill co-hosts! PATREON FOR BONUS EPS: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA: @powermovespodcast TWITTER: @pizzanachos69 REACH OUT: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com MERCH: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com

Duration:00:40:27

Pmail Bag 004 - Spike Ball, Motorola Razr Prank, and Big Chris' WWE NXT Power Move

6/18/2019
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Brooks Wheelan joins Mike in the bag where they break down the best listener mail on the planet. -Never buy small pizzas -Playing Spike Ball will not score you babes -Motorola Razr college prank and chugging cheap vodka from the freezer -Fan favorite Big Chris goes to WWE NXT with some Special Olympics champions REACH OUT TO BE FEATURED ON THE PROGRAM: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com SUPPORT THE PATREON FOR WEEKLY EXCLUSIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA FOR...

Duration:00:35:58

039 - Burger King Hearse, Inmates Drunk on Sanitizer ATV Escape, and Utah Cops Masturbating & Sexting

6/13/2019
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Brooks Wheelan rejoins the program for this wild ride of stupid true crime. -DEAD MAN GET BACON CHEESEBURGER AT BURGER KING -INMATES GET DRUNK ON HAND SANITIZER, JOYRIDE ATV -POLICE MASTURBATION POLICIES -SCUMBAG JERKS IT IN LIBRARY EXCLUSIVE EPISODES NOT FIT FOR PUBLIC CONSUMPTION: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA FOR VISUALS: @powermovespodcast REACH OUT: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com QUALITY MERCH: powermoveswithmikeburns.com

Duration:00:52:13

Pmail Bag 003 - Dead Weasel Party, Wet Granny, and Cheese Wheel Thieves

6/11/2019
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J.D. Ryznar and Dave Lyons from Beyond Yacht Rock co-host this beast! -A party for a dead weasel -Guy chugs beer in grocery store -A Granny gets wet -Women steal cheese wheels in Ontario -The "Matt Danza" voice gets out of control SHARE YOUR STORIES AND ANYTHING ELSE: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com SUPPORT THE SHOW, GET EXCLUSIVES: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns MERCH: powermoveswithmikeburns.com INSTA: @powermovespodcast

Duration:00:57:31