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jaywalkers

10/18/2018
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Well set down your bibles we solved the complex debate of good and evil, all while the great Anyi Malik comes on to plug his new comedy album. We also talk breadface. Look up breadface. And we figured out how Whiplash was made. Look up Drumline.

Duration:00:54:17

Andrew Goes to Night School

10/10/2018
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Bay Area comedian Rahul Pandya joins us for a walk down memory lane where we try to diagnose what went wrong with Andrew in high school and almost solve dyslexia (aixleyds, if that helps.) Also a man with two dicks exists and we have a lot of things to say about that before we dive into some sincere moments about effort, meaning, and dating with your two dicks.

Duration:00:57:11

Mark's Podcast Solo

10/3/2018
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All you guitar hero dorks can shove it because we just invented the podcast solo and it's way better. Also yoyos, the place Atlanta, the movie Whiplash, white people get reparations, black people get casinos, and you get a Mexican couch.

Duration:01:04:40

Bit of a Stretch

9/26/2018
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This entire episode is about ballbags and fisticuffs.

Duration:00:53:38

Mike Taylor Interview

9/19/2018
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Musician Mike Taylor (@iamMikeTaylor) joins us to talk about the pitfalls of celebrity, navigating the music industry, and life as a creative person. We also learn a lot about how to get rich off Bar Mitzvahs. L'CHAIM.

Duration:00:59:19

The Beef Episode

9/12/2018
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Rap beefs. Twitch beefs. Tennis beefs. Pier 69 beefs. Somebody page Arby's because WE'VE GOT THE MEATS. Wiz Khabeefa. Chief Beef. Jordan Sbeefth. Samantha Bee-f. It's all here. Also hippo stories, and we explain why we missed last week. Spoiler alert: BEEF. Jk.

Duration:01:01:03

Best Man

8/30/2018
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Andrew opens up about his biggest fear in life, we unveil the truth about the best man tradition and have a pitch for Cars 4 or 3 or whatever it is. THE RACE RACE. Also we've got crowdfunding idea to help improve life for the homeless. We're good people. We're bad people. I don't know. We get tired at the end so the last like 10 minutes is bonus which makes it fine. I put in a sound effect for it.

stormchasers

8/23/2018
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I hope you like BLEEPS because we air people's dirty laundry then say their name a million times then tell me I have to censor it!!!! I love editing! We're second half guys but first team all sheep. Honestly there was a lot of sheep stuff. Also Joey makes movie references for the first time ever, Mark likes his movies like he likes his peoples, and we realize how Andrew was made. Then invent the world's coolest new religion. Don't storm chase unless you're willing to nightcrawl. Don't...

Duration:01:14:13

Religious Donkey Show

8/20/2018
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B-B-B-BONUS ROUND. Valerie Vernale comes into Studio Manifest with us and to call this anything less than divine would be a crime. We have some stern words for Jewish hats and some great reviews of shitty zoos. Also, we've discovered Mexican Disney Land. SO YOU CAN STOP LOOKING.

Duration:00:36:05

Queer Peer 69

8/16/2018
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Ronn Vigh gays up the place in this barrier breaking episode of Pier 69. Mark and Joey do a weekend of trading places, Andrew speaks up, and we all get distracted by a baseball game. We also discuss Ronn's gambling habit, his butthole habit, and life at Pubic Barbershop. CONSPIRACY CORNER: is the A's mascot part of a government agency? Is Ronn racist for breaking up with an Indian man? Is erecticle dysfunction more than we think? We have all these answers. Come find out for yourself.

Duration:00:55:19

Big Drews Don't Cry

8/10/2018
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If you don't think we'll release an episode where we're all very tired and rely on old jokes to get us through then YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT. I ONLY GO ALL CAPS WHEN IT'S LIKE THIS. Andrew doesn't have emotions. Dauod bangs robots. We play the hits. Mark has an exciting weekend in comedy and we realize what JFK and John Lennon have in common. Being assassinated.

Duration:01:00:55

Special Forces

8/1/2018
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DUUUU NUH NUH. DUN DUN DUN. DUUUH NUH NUH. THE ELITE SPECIAL FORCES OF PIER 69 ARE HERE TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM ALL TERRORISTS AND ALSO TO DISCUSS INTIMATE DETAILS OF DAVOOD'S PERSONAL LIFE IN COMEDIC TERMS. DUUUH NUH NUH. Also, a high brow analysis of the film industry as it relates to US history. We explore Joey's Manifestival Destiny and also an embarassing story. Finally we recount about everyone's Prom and crown a finger king. Don't smell the corsage. DUUUUH NUH NUH.

Duration:01:05:11

Public Beating

7/26/2018
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The Boys and not so Single Mark have a night of misadventures in the city which leads to a famous pop singer roping a load off into a public bush. Andrew tells us his new spiritual mind state, and then Joey tells us what Andrew meant to say. Everyone weighs in on Netflix’s most “controversial” “comedy” “special” and they take time out of the podcast to plan a golf outing. Then Mark finds out he got a bad Yelp review and retreats to a shell of resent from which he has not returned to this day.

Duration:01:12:56

INTERVENTION

7/19/2018
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Somebody has been a bad boy and we have to joke about it and then scold them and everything is better now.

Duration:01:22:10

The Rosé Episode

7/13/2018
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DO. NOT. FEED. US. PINKISH. COLORED. WINE. UNLESS. YOU. WANT. TO. HAVE. A. GOOD. TIME.

Duration:01:03:24

White Entertainment Television

7/3/2018
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Dauooddd eats controversial road rage pretzels. The Supreme Court rules all cakes are gay. We DESTROY stupid crime documentaries and get really confused about object permanence and whether or not ghosts are real. Joey has a concept on why rich people get sad and we dig deep to come up with a great closer AAAAND DO IT. Maybe. Probably. It’s pretty great. I think. Just listen.

Duration:01:00:45

Single Mark

6/26/2018
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This episode includes a secret half that you will never hear unless you read this description in a few months and convince us to put it out in which case we probably will. You'll have to convince Andrew though. It also includes an analysis of Mark's new single life. SINGLE MARK. Will he be fun? We'd be shocked. Also we react to the murder of xxxTentacion and explore the secret life of Andrew's soundcloud clout. In other exciting news Mark joins poor Twitch and we examine the impact the...

Duration:00:52:26

CHICAS?!

6/13/2018
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Mark's mystery ailment makes Dudad reflect on his lazy brand of hypochondria and also brings us guest 69er Jim McVeigh who really wants celebrities to crack his back. Also Andrew goes on someone else's date, Joey GOES to Cuba and we break down economics, systems of government and pegging. Plaus Daod chugs hot sauce and we have some theores on Batman's drug use.

Duration:00:53:27

Incel Pendulum Frogtester

6/6/2018
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Mark and Duaod visit different comedy festivals, Mark gets his tooth pulled and Bill Gates travels through a black hole to become Stephen Hawking. Also incels are a thing we just learned about *please don't snap* and two fight stories.

Duration:00:58:13

Joey vs. Mark

5/30/2018
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If you thought Pusha T vs. Drake got personal.... you should hear Joey vs. Mark.. because it... doesn't quite get there. But we also talk about their beef. And how Mark is on SF Clusterfest and terrified of blowing it. Also David has a new tattoo, we talk about some gross stuff, and there is a long part about celebrity diseases that really lasts longer than you'd think. Aaaand for everyone who asked, we explain why we take breaks. ...And we're back.

Duration:01:04:32