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Shane + Shean of Ready Slow were complete strangers. That is until Shean posted a controversial Instagram post that compelled Shane to reach out. Now they might just be brand new friends.Shane is a 35 year old professor and published author from New York. Shean is a 31 year old floral and event designer from Georgia. Listen in as these guys who just met—meet each other for the first time and talk about their differences and most importantly — their similarities. Their "unpopular opinions" segment will make you shake your head or thank them for saying it out loud.

Shane + Shean of Ready Slow were complete strangers. That is until Shean posted a controversial Instagram post that compelled Shane to reach out. Now they might just be brand new friends.Shane is a 35 year old professor and published author from New York. Shean is a 31 year old floral and event designer from Georgia. Listen in as these guys who just met—meet each other for the first time and talk about their differences and most importantly — their similarities. Their "unpopular opinions" segment will make you shake your head or thank them for saying it out loud.

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United States

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Shane + Shean of Ready Slow were complete strangers. That is until Shean posted a controversial Instagram post that compelled Shane to reach out. Now they might just be brand new friends.Shane is a 35 year old professor and published author from New York. Shean is a 31 year old floral and event designer from Georgia. Listen in as these guys who just met—meet each other for the first time and talk about their differences and most importantly — their similarities. Their "unpopular opinions" segment will make you shake your head or thank them for saying it out loud.

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English

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7705272272


Episodes

Corpse in the Club

5/17/2022
Episode 80 will cause serious physical harm. Mark Zuckerberg has preemptively banned it from Facebook. The Twitter bots have been programmed to suppress it. Instagram thots are petitioning for its immediate destruction. The guys discuss the need to dissolve every alphabet agency, the ethics of twerking on corpses in the club, and offer tips on how to distinguish a clone from the real thing. Shean discusses his bazooka bubble gum hate crime incident in a Dick’s Sporting Goods, and Shane...

Duration:02:16:10

Pissmop

5/11/2022
Episode 79 is a call to arms. Shean and Shane are begging you to fight like Hell. Safe, legal, and rare vs bloodthirsty abortion mimosas. Absconding to Mexico. Drug mules. Decapitated tourists. Young mothers. The guys respond to comments they’ve received over their ideas on murder. Shane remembers a friend boasting about forcing his girlfriend to commit murder like a pez dispenser. They also argue the empty talking point that tries to equate freedom of speech with murder. They discuss the...

Duration:02:13:37

Fruit Fest

5/3/2022
Episode 78 is all about Shean’s live-streamed corpse, Shane stripping naked for ID.me at gunpoint, fake cities, the peloton cult, the soho house cult, Kim K’s vanishing derrière, Depp v. Heard, Roe v. Wade, the Met Gala, disgruntled mailmen, bookstore dildos, and trying to find common ground in an increasingly divisive socio-political landscape. Shean and Shane row and cycle respectively throughout the entire episode for a rare ASMR spectacular. There are very special guest appearances by...

Duration:02:00:20

Baptism Overdose

4/27/2022
It’s Episode 77 and the guys are finally unveiling their long awaited line of merch. One-piece swimsuits, flip flops, mugs, bucket hats—they’ve got something for everyone who wants to wear Shean and Shane’s faces around town. If you support BLM and if you denounce the holocaust—this merch is for you. The guys discuss Elon’s twitter, Mike Tyson’s tigers, stranger danger at a baseball game, Nashville, Catholics, Baptists, and Jews. Shean talks about once auditioning for Glee, and Shane tries...

Duration:02:30:32

Tight Butthole

4/5/2022
Episode 76 is a hostage situation as the guys incriminate themselves by discussing how and why they’d get away with murder. Shane talks about stumbling into a funeral, meanwhile Shean is positive there are infinite natural resources. They discuss huffing ether, tragic aquariums, and animatronic pedophiles. The guys also react to a listener who demands an apology. Pinocchio makes a special appearance after returning from Epstein’s island.

Duration:01:59:52

Stiff Denim

3/28/2022
It’s episode 75 and Shean was attacked in the woods—he nurses the wounds as the guy’s discuss white girl slaves, denim, toast with butter and cinnamon, pizza gate,and grunches. They also get into starting fights on instagram with strangers for fun, plus they go window shopping online and deconstruct men’s fashion. Shean mulls over the idea of buying a coffee shop and Shane tells the story of Jim Limber. Ketanji Brown Jackson makes a very special appearance.

Duration:01:50:24

America Needs Therapy

3/21/2022
It’s episode 74 and Shean and Shane fight over creative differences. Shane also got Shean banned from Facebook for 90 days, and Shean’s enrolling people into a ponzi scheme as gas prices rise. The guys discuss time traveling back to the 1990s, Kris Jenner’s chokehold on media narratives, Kanye’s teeth, Shean’s mission to Australia, Nazis in Ukraine, and Shane starting fights in a movie theater. Batman, Ball gags, Detransition tik tok, and Kyrie Irving makes special appearances.

Duration:02:06:23

Imma Pink Boy

3/1/2022
The guys have reunited. Shean was in Heaven on Earth while Shane was in Hell on Earth. Shean is haunted by lizards from Punta Cana, and Shane nearly died moving his family out of their house. The guys discuss the latest trends in hysteria, war propaganda, Ukraine and Russia, twins dating twins, Superb Owls, Uhaul, and heart attacks. They also breakdown whether or not Kanye summoned demons in Miami. Is he a creative genius or a tool of the illuminati? The guys share some fan mail and new...

Duration:02:05:34

Trucker Carlson

2/8/2022
Episode 72 is not another teen movie meets wolf of wall street meets little shop of horrors meets mean girls. The guys compare notes about their high school lives. One of the guys committed white collar crime, the other committed blue collar crime. Can you guess who did backflips into pep rallies and who almost got expelled because of pep rallies? It’s Black Future Month, Canada might save the world from tyranny, Michael Phelps is a supposed hypocrite, the dying supermarket dream, the...

Duration:01:23:45

Low Key Gay

1/28/2022
Remember the old woman with a forked tongue that wished death on half the country — that Shane said would never listen to Ready Slow? Yeah… she and her friends and family listened to last week’s episode. And she’s not happy. In related news, Shane & Nancy lost their house in West VA due to a series of unfortunate events. Shean and Lacie go to a kid’s birthday party and walk away with a renewed sense of freedom. He’s also auditioning friends for real life on Bumble BFF—and it could be going...

Duration:02:34:04

WHITE MLK

1/17/2022
Episode 70 finds both guys snowed-in and dreaming of a white Martin Luther King Day. Shean is setting guidelines for hiring employees and Shane is fighting an uphill real estate battle against liars, con artists, and thieves. The guys discuss historical cubism, death mocking, and the white woman with a humanities degree that curated the African section of the ATL airport. They also get into whether or not Shane is the one who’s truly unhinged for calling out his old employer on instagram....

Duration:02:10:03

FEAR PORN

1/3/2022
Shean has omicron and Shane discusses the nature of modern genocide. With special appearances from a hysterical, unhinged, moral authoritarian.

Duration:02:09:01

DIE HARD

12/25/2021
Instagram says Shean and Shane are inciting violence. There’s a strange man in Shane’s yard. Shean’s discussing philosophy with his uber driver. Trump’s been boostered. Rittenhouse’s media blitz proves we’re in The Hunger Games. And Kamala’s mask slips on Charlamagne’s show. Wars and rumors of war. Friends gaslighting friends. Rape and love letters. Enrique and his mole. The guys also discuss: how to know whether or not you’re in a cult; how many times President Biden coughed during his...

Duration:02:21:47

Fauci Killed Freddie

12/14/2021
For the holidays, Shean’s life is spiraling out of control, and Shane lands himself in urgent care. NY has a new mask mandate, so Shane’s getting kicked out of the supermarket, and Italy is preventing Shean from having the vacation he’s worked so hard to plan — thanks to more draconian COVID policies. The guys discuss being crisis men and death men—plus, Jussie Smollett, CNN’s predatory producers, The Atlantic’s lack of integrity, childhood abandonment issues, and (for our day 1 listeners)...

Duration:02:42:24

MEDATIVE

12/5/2021
Episode 66 finds Shean getting accosted by a psychopath in a Whole Foods bathroom while Shane has a full blown panic attack on the highway. The guys discuss Alec Baldwin’s crocodile tears, toothbrush protocols, glamping, and the sustained madness of the modern world. Shean is also convinced that Shane has been replaced by a clone after they almost have a falling out over the show Friends. Jesus in a pyramid also makes an appearance.

Duration:02:10:59

They Are Learning

11/24/2021
Episode 65 is a Ready Slow Thanksgiving Special. The guys discuss Britney and Rittenhouse going free, celebrity clones, and the glitch in the matrix that happened on live TV. Shean unravels the Church of Kardashian, while Shane is visited by his past self during the recording of this episode. The Golden Girls and the hickey on Pete Davidson’s neck also make an appearance.

Duration:02:31:16

Opposite Left

11/14/2021
Astroworld, nanotechnology, the desperation of corporate media, and the Garden of Earthly Delights. Shean is about to be homeless in Europe, and Shane is a new man with his COVID antibodies. The guys also discuss the Rittenhouse trial and Joe Biden dropping the N bomb—again. Snoop Dogg, Tupac, Biggie Smalls, Kanye, Ted Bundy, and Kamala Harris also make appearances.

Duration:03:12:00

We Gotta Pause

11/6/2021
Shane gets COVID & Shean gets worms. Before the guys die, they denounce everything bad that they’ve ever said.

Duration:02:14:44

Porkpie

10/28/2021
Episode 62 is the existential crisis this podcast has been hurtling towards since day one. Is Joe Biden even real? Why does he keep using a fake oval office? Why did Kamala hire child actors to pretend to be children with dreams of NASA? What is wrong with the supply chain? Who is sabotaging Shane? What are the things that upset Shean the most? What is the purpose of this life? Who makes the best french fries? The guys also answer questions from listeners. Topics include gentrification,...

Duration:02:00:38

Southern Johns

10/21/2021
Episode 61 finds the guys in Atlanta at the same time… Shane faces the culture shock of ordering ice coffee in Georgia and, after months of work, Shean is about ready to launch his studio. Topics include girls with hoop earrings, Robert Pattinson’s Batman, island weddings, turbulence, and how Shean inadvertently pranked Shane on instagram. They also get into the various interpretations of the Bible. Shane recounts a recent family trip to the Bronx Zoo that ended badly, and Shean has a...

Duration:02:21:16