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The Red Eye Report is a comedy podcast that analyzes a new topic every week in an unfiltered, entertaining and surprisingly informative way. Not for the faint of heart. Just imagine if your high school history teacher got piss-ass drunk and tried to teach you a lesson on the plumbing of ancient Romans. That's the Red Eye Report. Find more at theredeyereport.com

The Red Eye Report is a comedy podcast that analyzes a new topic every week in an unfiltered, entertaining and surprisingly informative way. Not for the faint of heart. Just imagine if your high school history teacher got piss-ass drunk and tried to teach you a lesson on the plumbing of ancient Romans. That's the Red Eye Report. Find more at theredeyereport.com

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United States

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The Red Eye Report is a comedy podcast that analyzes a new topic every week in an unfiltered, entertaining and surprisingly informative way. Not for the faint of heart. Just imagine if your high school history teacher got piss-ass drunk and tried to teach you a lesson on the plumbing of ancient Romans. That's the Red Eye Report. Find more at theredeyereport.com

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English


Episodes

THE ECONOMIC DOOM LOOP - RED EYE REPORT 269

3/30/2020
On this episode of the Red Eye Report, Ashtray finally cashes in on his Economic Doom Loop predictions. It's only been 5 years, but well, here we are. Mistic is getting hazard pay, so he's buying fried chicken for everyone, and Ashtray proves that he's absolutely incapable of surviving without bar food. facebook.com/redeyereport theredeyereport.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Duration:01:19:08

CORONAVIRUS...HOLY SHIT! - RED EYE REPORT 268

3/15/2020
On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we check in on the Coronavirus. Wowwee thing picked up quickly! We talk about the new game, Ori and the Will of the Wisps and Ashtray rejoices about his black swan economy and gives us a thrilling guide to investing. theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Duration:00:50:17

LYING ASS CRACKA ASS CRACKAS - RED EYE REPORT 267

2/29/2020
Teddy breaks down the United Daughters of the Confederacy and reveals he's a plebe when it comes to fast-food breakfast. Ashtray steals your woman's heart at the local honky-tonk. And Oracle loses it in the Aldi checkout lane. theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Duration:01:14:16

STRATEGY GAMES - RED EYE REPORT 266

2/14/2020
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss strategy games. We strategize on how to not go to prison for manslaughter, and as usual, we end up just blaming the black guy. theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Duration:01:07:13

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE - RED EYE REPORT 265

2/8/2020
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Domestic Violence. That age-old spontaneous boxing match where the only prizes are a ride to the jailhouse for the winner, and PTSD for the loser. theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Duration:01:09:43

QUARANTINES - RED EYE REPORT 264

2/3/2020
In the episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss quarantines. How effective are they? theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Duration:01:00:16

THE HISTORY OF BLACK HISTORY MONTH - RED EYE REPORT 263

1/26/2020
Teddy cries out for a race war and the death of all white people in this one. Just kidding. We do learn about some slave revolts and listen to Mistic bitch about Space Force uniforms though. theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Duration:01:19:24

MISTIC TRIES TO EXPLAIN THE MOVIE "US" - RED EYE REPORT 262

1/20/2020
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the movie "Us," we burn ants with a magnifying glass, and as usual, we pump up the jams. theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Duration:01:14:30

CHINA'S FORCED ORGAN HARVEST - RED EYE REPORT 261

1/5/2020
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss China’s forced organ harvesting--a story so hard to believe and so underreported that only the unbelievably impaired daredevils of the Red Eye Report can bring it to you. facebook.com/redeyereport theredeyereport.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Duration:01:02:47

FERAL PIGS - RED EYE REPORT 260

12/23/2019
In this episode of The Red Eye Report, we talk feral pigs and their push to take over the country. Seriously! These things are moving north and burrowing down into pigloos! Tune into to hear Ashtray's weirdo gaybee gymnasium experience and Teddy be Teddy. facebook.com/redeyereport theredeyereport.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Duration:01:10:33

TEDDY TALKS IT OUT - RED EYE REPORT 259

12/14/2019
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Teddy talks about going through tough times following the passing of a loved one, Ashtray's ass-holery sends Oracle into a shroom induced rage, and Mistic cracks a joke so bad, it might have actually pushed him through the far side of hell. www.theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Duration:01:25:16

SPORTS BETTING - RED EYE REPORT 258

11/30/2019
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss sports betting, Teddy talks about his unhealthy man-crush on Jeff Goldblum, and we get busy with feral hogs. theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Duration:00:58:27

KRATOM - RED EYE REPORT 257

11/18/2019
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Kratom--an herbal powder that is not in the mainstream, and taste like shit. Much like Flesh God Apocalypse ;-) theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Duration:00:59:21

REBRANDING OF UFOs - RED EYE REPORT 256

11/11/2019
On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about UFOs, specifically, the rebranding of UFOs to UAPs or Unidentified Aerial Phenomena. Change is in the air and the government is changing their tune on these sightings. What’s going on? theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Duration:01:07:58

COOKING - RED EYE REPORT 255

11/4/2019
This week on the Red Eye Report we talk about cooking, we go on a voyage of self-enlightenment, and we listen to Mistic be a salty bastard about everything. theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Duration:00:57:05

TELEMARKETING AND PHISHING - RED EYE REPORT 254

10/20/2019
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss telemarketing and phishing, we plan a raid on a sorority for some panties, and as usual, Ashtray makes it weird. Find more at theredeyereport.com Follow us at facebook.com/redeyereport --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Duration:00:57:44

BLOODSHED OF BLACK WALL STREET - RED EYE REPORT 253

10/13/2019
This week on the Red Eye Report we’re talking about Wall Street. But not Whitey's Wall Street, but Black Wall Street in Tulsa, Oklahoma. Never heard of it? Well, that’s because Whitey tried to burn it off the whole damn map! Find more at theredeyereport.com! Follow us at facebook.com/redeyereport --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Duration:01:07:49

HUMAN EVOLUTION - RED EYE REPORT 252

9/30/2019
On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Human Evolution. Where did we come from and how many Neanderthals did we fuck to get here? Judging by the faces of my co-hosts, I’d say the answer is a lot. theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Duration:01:04:55

EATING CONTESTS - RED EYE REPORT 251

9/22/2019
On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about competitive eating and we ridicule Ashtray's bad competitive eating jokes about Mistic. Find more at theredeyereport.com! Follow us at facebook.com/redeyereport --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Duration:01:12:03

MEAT - RED EYE REPORT 250

9/14/2019
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss meat, we figure out that Ashtray has a much more sinister side than previously thought, and as usual, we do the bare minimum. Find much more to be disgusted by at theredeyereport.com Follow us at facebook.com/redeyereport - We are certified meme lords --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Duration:00:53:12