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In their first literary effort since failing to claim copyright of The Bible, freelance embalmers Dick and December Bouvier serve up an insane tale of sex and murder punctuated with carbonated fish drinks, urinal drownings, second-hand coffins, deranged puppets, and goose liver meringue pies. Not recommended for people who are humorless, quickly offended, easily nauseated, sorta twitchy, or under 18.

In their first literary effort since failing to claim copyright of The Bible, freelance embalmers Dick and December Bouvier serve up an insane tale of sex and murder punctuated with carbonated fish drinks, urinal drownings, second-hand coffins, deranged puppets, and goose liver meringue pies. Not recommended for people who are humorless, quickly offended, easily nauseated, sorta twitchy, or under 18.

Location:

United States

Description:

In their first literary effort since failing to claim copyright of The Bible, freelance embalmers Dick and December Bouvier serve up an insane tale of sex and murder punctuated with carbonated fish drinks, urinal drownings, second-hand coffins, deranged puppets, and goose liver meringue pies. Not recommended for people who are humorless, quickly offended, easily nauseated, sorta twitchy, or under 18.

Twitter:

@rigormortie

Language:

English


Episodes

Blough High Shiny Gamecocks

5/1/2020
Constance Anne becomes a "night sitter" at Dickie's Funeral Home. Mexican buffet on the big embalming table. Blough High's relentless urine bombings of math teachers. Gateway to Wheels. Gateway to Chicken. Vice Principal Jockey Smarls starts operation "Control." Smarls eats his way out of a cheese disaster. Diet Salmon.

Duration:00:22:34

The Tri-Bobs

4/9/2020
Mortie and Constance Anne go on a fateful visit to Room 209. The tall metal thing. A scraggy Peruvian's street barbeque reduces the cat population. A black shirt, black socks, but no pants. Ray-Bob sues the feds for $1 trillion. "Don't know shit, must acquit." The Vatican dumps "The Crotch Kids."

Duration:00:27:07

The Holy Crotch Club

4/2/2020
Sister Juan and Cracka Jackson, who smelled like the shit house door on a tuna boat, get busted. The Crotch gets into the Furry lifestyle market. The story of Dickie's Funeral Home, Rigor Ravioli and Pallbearer Pork Chops, "Who the Fuck Took Grampy?" (a children's book), Mitzi Jo's Mausoleum, "Yes, I Know I'm Putrefying," Frickey Dickie's "jumpy" bowels.

Duration:00:29:47

Mr. Pup-Pup

3/7/2020
Mortie becomes a predator while downing vodka in his clown-face sippy cup. Mortie and Mr. Pup-Pup study his high school sex-ed book, "Tap That Ass!" Mortie meets Constance Anne who brings him to the wafer-thin edge of sanity in her tube top. Thick ass meat and the stench of ass and onions at La Cama Cheapo. Sister Juan and the "Crotch".

Duration:00:30:46

Mr. Pup-Pup

3/7/2020
Mortie becomes a predator while downing vodka in his clown-face sippy cup. Mortie and Mr. Pup-Pup study his high school sex-ed book, "Tap That Ass!" Mortie meets Constance Anne who brings him to the wafer-thin edge of sanity in her tube top. Thick ass meat and the stench of ass and onions at La Cama Cheapo. Sister Juan and the "Crotch".

Duration:00:31:18

Miraculous Cantaloupes

2/27/2020
Belvin and Sandy Lynn find love behind a dumpster. Mortie's first crib is a plastic see-through tub. The "Hot Pink Cookie." Florida Union Collegiate University's Pablo Escobar School of Trade. Size 64 pants. Booze-drenched corpulence. Carbonated fish drinks. Mortie kills his only friend.

Duration:00:29:37