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One Taste

8/15/2018
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One Taste is a group that promotes "orgasmic meditation." The Semonche ladies are here to talk you through what the heck that is, and why many consider One Taste to be a cult.

Duration:01:01:28

What's Up with "Buh Bye?"

8/13/2018
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Shoe has stoney thoughts and Sidney feels responsible for a death. It's business as usual at the Semonche headquarters and you wanna hear about it!

Duration:00:16:43

Chakras

8/8/2018
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Shoe takes listeners on a journey through the 7 chakras and their meanings. Sidney gets increasingly agitated as the puddle of ass seat beneath her grows. It's a can't miss episode!

Duration:00:55:08

Back on Track

8/6/2018
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The ladies of Semonche are here to talk to you about what's new in the Semonche universe. Reading coffee grinds, summer concerts, Bruce Willis, and self diagnosed brain abnormalities. Let's ruin the German language together!

Duration:00:23:46

Coffee

8/1/2018
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Coffee by Semonche

Duration:00:48:49

We're Feeling Hot Hot Hot

7/31/2018
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The desert is super hot in the summer! Who would have guessed? But the ladies are overcoming this and other adversities. Be prepared to laugh, cry, and call the cops.

Duration:00:29:11

BTWWTF: Technical Difficulties

7/26/2018
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Hey Semonche-heads, Sidney here. Sorry for the delay in episodes. We try to do right by you, but life happens. My MacBook Pro died after 8 1/2 years of loyal service, so we plugged the sound board into my phone to record this for you. I'm out here, working my buns on the stairmaster at #planetfitness editing and posting pods. If you want to donate to the new computer fund, I'm on Venmo, Square Cash, and PayPal under sidneydelorean@gmail.com Big thanks to @shoemarley for her patience with...

Duration:00:26:13

Balloon Sex

7/18/2018
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Just what is it about balloons that makes them so darn sexy? The ladies of Semonche are hear to spell it out and go over how one might incorporate balloons into their bedroom life.

Duration:00:54:54

BTWWTF: Bruuuuuuce!

7/17/2018
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Oh man! The ladies have so many updates for you! Bruce Killis has been doing hood rat shit, Sidney has been been on the road, and Shoe has an offer that you simply can't refuse.

Duration:00:44:49

William Control

7/11/2018
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There's a new addition to the Semonche shitlist: William Control. Intrigued by the headlines reading "Emo Sex Cult" the ladies try to decipher what the fuck is going on with this piece of shit. They also discuss warning signs of abuse and how we can keep each other safe.

Duration:00:38:57

BTWWTF: Hump Monday

7/11/2018
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Happy Hump Monday! Sorry, y'all, Monday has come a little late this week. Hopefully the anticipation makes it all that much sweeter. Dive in for all the scintillating updates.

Duration:00:19:16

Hare Krishnas

7/4/2018
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Sure, everyone looks good in orange, but else does it take to be a Hare Krishna? Sidney and Shoe are here to explain what else goes into this religion. Awaken your spirit!

Duration:00:45:38

BTWWTF: Aunties

7/2/2018
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What's your favorite type of plum? Are you paying retail when you could be shopping at Stein Mart? Your aunties are here to help you get your life together.

Duration:00:33:21

Erectile Dysfunction

6/27/2018
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Bodies can be fickle and that goes from your head to your toes, and back up to your pickle. It's time bone up on boners and learn what can go wrong with your dong.

Duration:00:43:50

BTWWTF: Love Languages

6/25/2018
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What are love languages, and which one do you speak? Take a janky internet test to find out, or just listen to the ladies of Semonche talk about their results. None of it matters, but we all care very deeply about it.

Duration:00:27:29

Keanu Reeves

6/20/2018
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Keanu Reeves isn't your average Hollywood movie star, he's also a beautiful soul. Dive in to Semonche to discover the splendor that lurks beneath the surface.

Duration:00:54:29

BTWWTF:Sometimes We Got 'Em

6/18/2018
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This show is all about family, well, that and bad accents. Shoe got some retail therapy with Belinda, and Sidney is as petulant towards Debra as ever. They may also discuss sex, drugs and spirituality, but you'll have to listen to find out!

Duration:00:29:03

Designer Drugs

6/13/2018
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Designer drugs can seem like a fun legal loophole, but it could be too good to be true. The ladies of Semonche are here to give you the lowdown before you decide that bath salts are the new black.

Duration:00:56:40

BTWWTF: Masking for Trouble

6/11/2018
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Wether you're masking your pain, masking for pleasure or just plain masking for trouble, this is the podcast for you! Life is a bumpy road, but if you position yourself right, it can feel pretty darn good.

Duration:00:30:30

Divorce

6/6/2018
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In this super deluxe episode, Sidney and Shoe explore the history of divorce, Alec Baldwin, and their own lives.

Duration:01:29:05