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41: #39 | Santa's Elves

12/17/2018
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Every general needs his army and Santa’s Christmas army is comprised of miniature magical folks churning out billions of toys endlessly. They work their magic fingers down to nubs so some snot-nosed kid in Texas can get the latest fad toy. I’m not saying Santa is using slave labour but if the curl-toed shoe with a bell fits... So next time you're drinking some egg nog pour a bit out for our tireless homies, Santa's Elves. Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a...

Duration:00:40:56

40: #38 | Krampus

12/10/2018
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Have you been been a good boy or girl this year? If you have, congratulations Santa will shower you with gifts and you’ll have a jolly old Christmas. But If you've been naughty he will send his creepy, freaky mate over to your house to whip you and lock you up. Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of Sexy Beasts? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out the Mystery Image! Follow them on...

Duration:00:45:52

39: #37 | Shojo

12/3/2018
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When I was about 17 I drank two bottles of sáke, puked and got shouted at by my Ma. If I told this story to today's beast it would laugh in my face and call me a lightweight. We are talking about the long-haired sesh-monkey known as the Shōjō. So get a bag of cans and a pack of bacon fries and settle in for some sexy listening 😘 Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of Sexy Beasts? Check them out on...

Duration:00:37:34

38: #36 | Tatzlewurm

11/26/2018
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On today’s Sexy Beasts we are discussing the Tatzlewurm! The cat-faced serpent that slithers its way around the Alps. Jago gets confused about measurement and Tony gets sexually frustrated. We both grow as people and discover that the true treasure was friendship all along. Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of Sexy Beasts? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out the Mystery Image! Follow...

Duration:00:49:17

37: #35 | Black Shuck

11/19/2018
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Dogs are a man's best friend! They cheer you up when you are sad, they bring you the morning paper and they foretell the tragic moment of your imminent demise. Well, the last part is not all dogs it’s just this week's sexy beast. The BLACK SHUCK! So paws what you're doing and join us as we discuss if its bark is worse than its bite. Hold on tight it gets a little ruff. Expect a little friction as Tony and Jago do it doggy style. Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and...

Duration:00:43:22

36: #34 | Manticore

11/12/2018
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You are a farmer in ancient Persia, you have survived the Greco-Persian wars, you’ve survived famine, disease and cruel, rich Kings. You come home after a long hard day in your field, exhausted, a broken man. You go to fetch water from a well and you suddenly hear a growl from a nearby bush. Out steps a bloody lion with a scorpion stinger and monkey hands. You are screwed - there is no escape. You get stung and are partially eaten while the monkey hands are giving you the finger. You’ve been...

Duration:00:44:53

35: #33 | Mermaid

11/5/2018
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Everything’s better when you are wetter under the sea! Today on Sexy Beasts we delve deep into the abyss of human attraction and ask the hard questions. If you had to have sex with a mermaid would you want a top half fish or bottom half fish? Mermaids have been the folly of many lonely sailors and seamen. How annoyed would you be if you jumped off a boat to kiss a mermaid and it turned out to be a manatee? Sickener! Anyway here’s the podcast... Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please...

Duration:00:38:26

34: #32 | Vampire

10/29/2018
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It’s that time of year again when the fabric between realms is at its thinnest and all manner of ghosts, ghouls and beasts can reach out and touch us! To honour this we decided to cover the spookiest beast we know. Welcome to the family, The Vampire! Hope you don’t suck. Try to B positive. There is a lot at stake. Fangs for the memories. Don’t drive us batty. Don’t be a pain in the neck, SIRI give me some vampire puns no don’t type that Siri stop listening alright now where’s my green tea,...

Duration:00:50:21

33: #31 | Bigfoot (Live at Dublin Podcast Festival)

10/22/2018
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Sexy Beasts went live at the Dublin Podcast Festival on Sunday 14th of October talking about the grandfather of all cryptids - Bigfoot! There were laughs, there were tears and there was an above average amount of genital jokes. Bigfoot is the most recognised and widely respected cryptid. For the true live show experience down four pints, squeeze between two people in a super hot room and get asked for a spare rollie every 30 mins. Thanks to all who came! Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey...

Duration:00:43:36

32: #30 | Ahool

10/15/2018
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If you ever find yourself in the densely forested island of Java, take a look upward for you may see a shape gliding above the canopy. A bat? An owl? Elon musk on a mad rocket yoke? Or is it an AHOOL? The man-bat creature that terrorises the locals and makes wimps of the bravest adventurers. The name is pretty fun to sing too. Go on try it. Loud and clear. Lovely 😊 Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of...

Duration:00:33:24

31: #29 | El Cuero

10/8/2018
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EL Cuero resides in the lakes of South America around the Andes. This slimy fetid beast stalks the shore line engulfing its prey and sucking the very life essence out of them. Surely this is a horrific way to perish. And if that bums you out too much there are super wicked guitar solos in this episode! Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of Sexy Beasts? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out...

Duration:00:37:45

30: #28 | Jackalope

10/1/2018
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If you had to combine two animals together which would you choose? Wolf and a shark? Boring. Snake and an eagle? Yawn! Ant and an elephant? Think bigger! Rabbit and an antelope? BINGO! Now that I’ve got your attention, what if I told you it exists? Welcome to the JACKALOPE. For more information send 5 euros to Sexy Beasts Mansions, Butt street, Lusk, Co. Dublin. Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of Sexy...

Duration:00:31:05

29: #27 | Beast of Gévaudan

9/24/2018
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Hey, don’t be so Les Miserable as we prance down to the Moulin Rouge and get an Eiffel Tower in our pantaloons. In case you haven’t guessed it we are in France this week discussing a horrid creature that terrorised the countryside in the 18th century. So put down that Brie cheese and Mona Lisa As we say Bienvenue To the Beast of Gévaudan (sp) Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of Sexy Beasts? Check them...

Duration:00:43:44

28: The House on Howth Road

9/17/2018
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Mammy and Daddy are sorry. They hope your bus trip isn't too bad. Here's ten minutes of weak apology and nipple stiffening creepiness.

Duration:00:11:41

27: Sexy Beasts Live at Electric Picnic with Alison Spittle | Yeti

9/10/2018
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Today on Sexy Beasts you join our two intrepid hosts down in the mythical land of Laois. Listen as they discuss the Yeti live at Electric Picnic with the amazing special guest Alison Spittle ! Topics include haunted earrings , fighting dogs and illiterate ghosts! Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of Sexy Beasts? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out the Mystery Image! Follow them on...

Duration:00:53:08

26: #25 | Thunderbird

9/3/2018
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Is it a bird?! Is it a... yeh it’s a bird. But not just ANY bird! We’re talking about a 100ft bird who controls the weather with a flap, battles underwater panthers and straight up MERKS young kids in Illinois. So don’t go out in the rain or you’ll be STRUCK down by the legendary Thunderbird. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxiwlSshZPM Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of Sexy Beasts? Check them out on...

Duration:00:38:43

25: #24 | Leprechaun

8/27/2018
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Top o' the mornin' to you. Today we drink some Guinness and get the luck of the Irish. We have some craic as we discuss St Patty’s best friend - the Leprechaun! Irish eyes are smiling in the land of a thousand welcomes. Brits can listen under strict supervision. Here's the clip about Mobile, Alabama we talk about: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8 Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of Sexy...

Duration:00:40:43

24: #23 | Yowie

8/20/2018
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You don’t mess with him Open your eyes Watch out for his talons Invest in a gun Enjoy the podcast. Now read the first letter of each line. Send to five friends in the next ten seconds or an Australian ape man will eat your family (it’s a Yowie episode). Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of Sexy Beasts? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out the Mystery Image! Follow them on Instagram...

Duration:00:42:10

23: #22 | Man Eating Tree

8/13/2018
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WE’VE GOT WOOD AND IT'S IMPRESSIVE. Sexy Beasts are sticking their green thumb right in your ear holes. We talk about Man Eating Trees from all across the globe. Join the heated discussion as we get to the root of what exactly can be described as “man-eating” and can a human beat up a tree? Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of Sexy Beasts? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out the Mystery...

Duration:00:39:59

22: #21 | Nandi Bear

8/6/2018
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In the villages of Africa stalks a beast that would give Dr Frankenstein a wet dream. Bear? Check! Hyena? Check! Eats brains? You bet your ass that’s a check. So gather round as we yap about the Nandi Bear! (P.S Jago knows how to wipe his ass) Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of Sexy Beasts? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out the Mystery Image! Follow them on Instagram @SexyBeastsPod...

Duration:00:35:44