Episode #24 - "The Boy in the Long Black Robe" The guys officially kick off the highly anticipated Season 2 of their award-whining podcast. This episode brought to you by Kava-Nachos, the snack for judges who like beer. They talk about the Texas Senate race where Ted Cruz tries to score political points by constantly reminding everyone how cool Beto is. Also, a special, unreleased song provided by an awesome band and good friends of the show -Nonstarter.
Episode #23 - Two Boars in Singapore The boys dust off their microphones and cover the exciting times unfolding as America finally attacks its true enemy, Canada, and cozies up to North Korea. Putin is the kid on Christmas Day who realizes he's getting every present on his list. Also, a hilarious interview filed from our Singapore office covering the North Korea meeting. This episode eatures a field report from Slugnuts Asia Correspondent, Dave Austin. As mentioned in the podcast, Dave's...
Some crazy, homeless dude calls into Fox and Friends pretending to be the President. Eventually, the anchors catch on and cut him off after thirty short minutes in which he admits to the Stormy Daniels affair and ruins Michael Cohen's legal strategy. We've got soundbites of the best part including the Toby Keith song that starts the whole thing (and further kills the world's opinion of country music). Also, looks like Bill Cosby and his pudding pop are off to prison after convictions for...
The episode so nice we recorded it twice! The guys heroically overcome technical difficulties to deliver another award-winning episode. Trump employs the military to fight his imaginary border invasion while starting a very real trade war on other fronts. Teachers stage protests in multiple red states. Apparently they've had enough winning... slugnuts! Help support the Anti-Ted Cruz billboard at the link below: https://www.gofundme.com/go-away-ted-cruz/
Midnight Train to Nunberg The Slugnuts team celebrates the one year anniversary of the podcast with the twentieth episode. Trump and Kim Jong-un are set to have a meeting of the mindless. We talk about those liberal, gun-grabbing carpetbaggers like Ronald Reagan, with a history lesson thrown in. We discuss how white people can protest to extremes with zero repercussions. And why not have a little talk about vampires for no reason?
The boys are back after a long wait ready to make people laugh but....unfortunately we have to focus a whole episode, again, on another school shooting and the lack of preventative ideas from our leadership. Hard to mine comedy from a graveyard. We go over a giant list of ways to debunk stupid gun control arguments and we've made it available here: http://slugnuts.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Slugnuts-Guide-to-Winning-Gun-Control-Arguments.pdf
This episode is, like, really smart. Trump unveils a bold immigration strategy that involves insulting immigrants and the countries they come from. Quinnipiac is a poll not Trump's latest nickname for Elizabeth Warren. Thanks to aggressive tax breaks, Slugnuts can now repatriate all the comedy they've been hiding offshore. Fox News does their version of a one-man show.
The much-anticipated, super-sized Slugnuts annual Christmas special. A collection of best-of clips combined with some new material and Xmas bits. A visit from the Elf on the Shelf and a holiday gift-giving PSA from Katie. Also a sneak preview of the White House Christmas wishlist. Christmas music provided by Calhoun, the Polyphonic Spree, and the Old 97's.
Mike and Kyle talk about refusing People's Sexiest Man Alive cover because they didn't have time for the photoshoot. We ramp up for their upcoming Christmas Special Extravaganza Bonanza. Tune in for details or you'll be left out of the War on Christmas. We'll cover the Uranium One scandal and other totally real, not made up by FoxNews, controversies like flat earth and flying sasquatches.
Mike and Kyle debut a new intro that's actually more annoying than the old one, prompting a return trip to the Slugnuts studio. Maybe next episode. Mueller has indictments aplenty so get in line now to reserve yours. A blue wave hits Virginia and the Northeast, last seen heading straight for Alabama. The guys talk about the future, Patreon funding, Xmas sales and doing business in the post-Slugnuts disrupted economy.
Trump somehow makes calling war widows all about himself, surprising nobody. Kyle and Mike try (and fail) to find humor in the Weinstein scandal. FoxNews doesn't let a year of sexual harassment scandals stop them from blaming Hillary for Weinstein. Something, something, Benghazi! Come see us at the Open Carry Guitar Rally in Dallas this Sunday, October 22nd!
Kyle and Mike discuss America's latest mass shooting...again. You can take our podcast when you pry it from our cold dead ears. Trump throws paper towels at Puerto Ricans after explaining what an island is. Kyle discusses his involvement with the upcoming Dallas Open Carry Guitar Rally and we have a very special closing song. You can download 'Heroes' by Barry Kooda and the gang here - http://opencarryguitarrally.com/music
Back from the Staple! Independent media show, Kyle and Mike are caught in a time warp where old topics never die: Healthcare, Confederate statues, protesting against protests, it never ends! Trump tests the theory that unclever nicknames can solve all our problems. A bit of help from Bo and Luke. Also, how can the South rise again when its monuments keep falling down?
Mike and Kyle hit the road for the Staple! Independent Media Expo in Austin. Climate change: Chinese hoax or Lithuanian prog rock band? Hurricane season is upon us but Rush Limbaugh is unafraid. Trump ends DACA, continuing his streak of "accomplishments" that are just reversals of Obama's accomplishments.
Mike and Kyle celebrate ten episodes with an extra bigly dose of podcast. Bannon is out. We'll talk about Charlottesville, solve the Confederate monument issue, and defeat the Nazis (again)...unless we get Trumped. Also, tune in for details on our Slugnuts 10th episode giveaway. Listen and win! Ugh, did we just say that? Man, ten episodes in and we go full morning radio. Thanks for listening!
Mike and Kyle wonder how long Scaramucci will last as new Communications Director not knowing he would be fired by the times these show notes are written. Priebus and Spicer are also gone with Sessions on the bubble. We're one Steve Bannon away from a B-I-N-G-O! Efforts to repeal and replace Obamacare have been repealed without replacement...again. The boys lament another Texas political embarrassment.
A very special Radio Hour as Kyle revisits his childhood mall days. We celebrate Slugnuts being on the cover of Time magazine. Mike reveals his plan to prove Russian collusion. Times are tough but Kyle delivers one of his famous pep talks. Don't miss it!
Trump tweets himself into a hole...again. The Russia scandal is like the worst case of herpes Trump has ever had; it just keeps coming back. Kyle and Mike learn that impersonating the sweet Southern style of Jeff Sessions will inevitably skirt the line of racism. Then we wrap things up with 15 minutes of delightful rambling.
In an alternate timeline, the boys would be celebrating the closure of the Russia investigation and a full week where Trump doesn't do a single thing to embarrass the whole country. Instead we talk about Trump's around the world adventure. The Donald likes his papal visits non-Spicey. Mike talks about his new BFF Ricky Gervais.
Trump not only has the best words, he even invented some. Sorry, James Comey, Trump's just not that into you. Kyle and Mike hide in the corner as Texas continues its tradition of being a national embarrassment. And the Russians pop up again...and again...and again...