From the mind of M. Night Shyamalan comes the sequel to Unbreakable and Split -- Glass! So, we make a superhero that is disgusting and wholly unrelated, and is deeply engrained in the home shopping industry.
Ryan doesn't like Pokemon. Seriously, what's up with that?
This week, we take the Wikipedia page for the upcoming Detective Pikachu movie and... make something truly horrible out of it. Parks and Rec fans, this one's for you.
You've probably heard of the financial woes of MoviePass in the fancy newspapers and such, so we figured we'd take a stab at building a hero from its Wikipedia page. So strap in and check your hype for John Travolta's 'Gotti,' because it's hero time.
The coal world churns out another legendary hero to save an even grimmer, darker future, but the real hero is a freakin' rat again. Thanks, Nick. ;) - Nick Talking points: Batman's moral compass, classic film "I Am Robot", open door policies, sexist juggernaut, chappie.
And you thought your high school was cool? Welcome to Silicoal Valley, where your grades depend on how sweet your superpowers are. Also, no one will make you play sports. Talking points: Charles Manson, what The Breakfast Club is about, public school, Captain America, Silicon Valley, Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice, Netflix, Jason Sudeikis, debate about art museums, toward the end we just talk about movies for ten minutes.
Everyone knows that one person who would sell their grandma to the devil just to be a little bit better at league of legends, right? Well this time is no different at all. That is exactly what happens. Talking Points: Tainted candy, skeletal horses, ants on a log, ganking, corporate greed, CFC's, fallout's currency system.
Rev up your engines I guess for a death race through the desert of Coal World -- and we talk about indestructible dogs again because who wouldn't want those? Talking points: restaurants, Honda Civic, death races, Top Gear, Jake plays himself, metal, ice cream, Ryan plays himself, indestructible dogs (again)
You'd better get ready to hang ten or this hero will make you choke, and no amount of espresso can save you. We promise they're a hero tho...for sure. Blade Runner, snakes, Skyline, dog racing, stalefish, football, Dragon Wars.