Swellometer
Comedy
The only show that provides you with your daily dose of stoke. My name is Kevin Johns, and I am an avid surfer and a curly haired homie from New Jersey. Tune in and hear this smooth voice take you on a journey to the beach where you're sipping a mad delish corona while trying to get sand out of your buttocks. Stay frosty! Check out Swellometer merchandise at the Swell Shop! https://teespring.com/stores/swell-shop All music credit goes to Aerosmith. If you want to support the podcast go to anchor.fm/swellometer so I can keep throwing down fire episodes for the peeps. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/swellometer/support
Location:
United States
Description:
The only show that provides you with your daily dose of stoke. My name is Kevin Johns, and I am an avid surfer and a curly haired homie from New Jersey. Tune in and hear this smooth voice take you on a journey to the beach where you're sipping a mad delish corona while trying to get sand out of your buttocks. Stay frosty! Check out Swellometer merchandise at the Swell Shop! https://teespring.com/stores/swell-shop All music credit goes to Aerosmith. If you want to support the podcast go to anchor.fm/swellometer so I can keep throwing down fire episodes for the peeps. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/swellometer/support
Twitter:
@_KevinJohns
Language:
English
Contact:
5514277850
Website:
https://sunglasses-smiles.org/
Email:
kevinj4@vt.edu
Episodes
Ep. 18: A Man of Culture ft. Patrick Johns
6/18/2021
What up dudes!
Today we are joined my brother, Patrick Johns, who is an author, musician, and world traveler. His new book, The Lost Soul, is out now on Amazon! We dive into hot topics on his new book, living in Spain, and growing up together.
Stay frosty!
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Duration:01:31:17
Ep. 17: The Skateboard Divide
3/26/2021
What up dudes! I’m stoked to bring you a fire pod about my old school scooter days. I was king of the streets and my impact on the skaters was legendary. Stay frosty! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/swellometer/support
Duration:00:13:27
Ep. 16: The Lost Strawberry
1/9/2021
What up dudes! Join me in this fire episode as I talk about the tragedy of the lost strawberries and delve into some ptsd of college classes. Stay frosty my dawgs! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/swellometer/support
Duration:00:11:49
Ep. 15: Fruit Bowl Frenzy
11/7/2020
What up dudes!
In this fire episode I share a wild ride I had with a fruit bowl on a gnarly summer day in Jersey.
Stay frosty.
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Duration:00:19:46
Ep. 14: The Legend of Heights Lane
6/20/2020
What up dudes!
Today I get into spicy stories of my college house at 202 Heights Lane in Blacksburg, VA. I look back on good times with my two main dogs after an epic journey of adventures in our HQ.
Stay frosty!
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Duration:00:28:39
Ep. 13: Stoke Science
6/9/2020
What up dudes!
On today's pod I get deep into stoke science and perform an epic study in the world of ASMR. Get your tingles on with my sweet whispers to see if it works!
Stay frosty!
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Duration:00:25:30
Ep. 12: Celebration
5/14/2020
What up dudes!
Join me as I give a shoutout to the Class of 2020 for their great accomplishments over the past few years. Also, I get into some major beef with allergy season. We're always here to keep the stoke flowing happy Thursday my peeps!
Stay frosty.
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Duration:00:21:18
Ep. 11: The Case of the Missing Pants
3/31/2020
What up peeps!
Today I get into hot topics such as club penguin and Levi jeans. Come on this talk with me and help me uncover the mystery of my lost jeans in the household. My stoke needs to be reignited and the jeans will be found. I need them back so I can have the feeling of those Levi's caressing my buttocks once more!
I do not own the music all credit goes to blink-182.
Stay frosty!
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Duration:00:22:10
Ep. 10: Staying Stoked
3/22/2020
What up peeps!
In this fire episode I give you guys my hot tips on staying stoked in self isolaysh. Keep the stoke alive my dogs.
Stay frosty!
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Duration:00:20:29
Ep. 9: Squirrels, Jack Johnson, Coffee
3/3/2020
What up dudes!
Come and engage in this epic pod session where I talk about these speedster squirrels, my favorite musician Jack Johnson, and coffee fails. Don't miss the stoke my dogs get your Tuesday firing on all cylinders.
Stay frosty.
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Duration:00:23:32
Ep. 8: Tuesday Vibes
2/26/2020
What up dudes!
I'm back again for another episode of the pod. Join me as I dive into hot trending topics, epic gym fails, stoke shout outs, and more to get the froth train rolling on high speed. Keep it real dudes.
Stay frosty.
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Duration:00:20:39
Ep. 7: Origins of Chillness
1/31/2020
What up dudes!
On today's pod I dive into the origins of my chillness by ways of the surf gods. Enjoy.
Stay frosty!
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Duration:00:12:39
Ep. 5: Ice Cream, Sing Alongs, Bros
12/29/2019
What up dudes. Tune in and listen to me and my dogs sing epic songs in a nightly hang sesh. Also, I talk the world's greatest treat and how my life revolves around this delish food we call ice cream.
Stay frosty!
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Duration:00:29:38
Ep. 6: The Return of the Stoke
12/28/2019
What up dudes! It's been a while, but the stoke returns on this epic pod. I give major shoutouts to the legends I see giving off positive vibes to the world. Tune in and keep your stoke booming on maximum capacity.
Stay frosty!
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Duration:00:10:56
Ep. 3: Morning Pizza, Sports, Stoke feat. Dom
12/11/2019
What up dudes. Me and my dog Dom talk a healthy amount of topics in this episode. Come listen about morning pizza, sports, and giant butts on this intense session.
Stay frosty!
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Duration:00:26:57
Ep. 4: Youth Sports, Angry Dads, Good Vibes
12/11/2019
What up dudes. I talk the clash of dads in the youth sports scene on this episode. It's sure to get you looking back on your sports days. Get stoked bro.
Stay frosty!
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Duration:00:24:47
Ep. 2: Karl Puts on a Show
10/23/2019
What up dudes. I talk about my boy Karl I met over the summer. He's mad cool and sure to get your stoke tank elevated to the highest possible level.
Stay frosty!
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Duration:00:14:31
Ep. 1: California Dreamin'
10/17/2019
Wow the first episode ever. This is where it all starts. This is the Swellometer Podcast here to keep your stoke alive and provide you with positive vibes to keep with you on your daily trek through life. Come on this journey to feel like you're drinking a delish corona on the beach in the summer with sand up your buttocks.
Stay frosty!
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Duration:00:12:38
Ep. 5: Ice Cream, Sing Alongs, Bros
10/1/2019
What up Swell Crew!
Welcome back to the pod I hope everyone has been living the dream. On today's episode, I get your taste buds flowing with some juicy talk about god's greatest creation, ice cream. Also, me and my dogs engage in a major sing along with some of the world's most classic songs to this day. Enter my HQ here in Virginia and get stoked!
Keep the stoke alive!
Duration:00:29:38