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Episode 10: Mr.Collins, Is That a Banana in Your Pocket?

6/5/2018
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We answer our first fan email from our first Patron! Sean asks about our opinion of Genesis, the plight of the banana and our other favorite podcasts. Guinea John asks if the news "spectrum" is purposefully dividing the people. We reminisce about our best prank calls, whether or not "Catcher in the Rye" creates hitmen, and for $5K Guinea John will give you a show to remember via Skype. Pony up that dough, Download, Like and Share.

Duration:01:20:16

Episode 9: Square Dancing in the Dark

5/22/2018
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In this episode we tap into the very wide shallow well of our intellects. We go from Cleveland talk, celebrity net worths, and then somehow to the origins of square dancing in gym class. We go over a list of the whitest white people things, touch on some Spielberg and Zemeckis films, and look at an obscene statue of St. Dominique in Australia. We reminisce about wind storms in the area, bitch about losing power, Guinea John declares his love for Billy Jack, and Bruce tells us why...

Duration:01:33:04

Episode 8: Let's Get Poo-litical

5/7/2018
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_We have our first in studio guest, Polock Johnny. We start off with some poo stories and then we get poolitical. We talk immigration, mass shootings, gun rights, and top it all off with the Mandella Effect. Do YOU remember the sweepstakes company Ed McMahon worked for? I bet you don't...Download, Like, and Share. _

Duration:01:19:42

Episode 7: Supersize My McDLT

4/16/2018
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Vacation over. Back to our cynical selves in episode 7. We discuss everything from an old racist encyclopedia to service animals. Bruce goes over a terrible"90's" list, we reminisce about past McDonald's menu items and Guinea John gives us his best Chris Rock. Download, Like, and Share.

Duration:01:18:24

Episode 6: Your Podcast is Gay

4/1/2018
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We go over a Podcast Pet Peeve list and then go into our very own pet peeves. Guinea John hates loud motorcycles, Bruce hates telemarketers, and Jeff hates protests. But we all love a good AC song. wink

Duration:01:22:39

Episode 5: Tales of the Pennsylvania Turdpike

3/18/2018
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We talk a lot about driving in this one. We look at a traffic pet peeves list, we discuss legalizing ganja, and reminisce about the terrible year, 2008. Buckle up because things get bumpy on the PA Turnpike.

Duration:01:25:32

Episode 4: Let's Put Another 463 Shrimp on the Barbie...

3/8/2018
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On this episode we take an Australian slang quiz, watch an exorcism video, we talk about competitive eating, we link 9/11 to the New England Patriots, and Guinea John questions historical assassinations. Go ahead, give it a listen...

Duration:00:55:18

Episode 3: Would the real Uncle Jesse please Stand Up?

2/26/2018
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On this episode we discuss how KISS is garbage, how Dukes of Hazard Uncle Jesse is superior to Full House Uncle Jesse, eating healthy and how we know nothing about potassium, the end of Kevin Spacey, and Pulp Fiction vs Reservoir Dogs.

Duration:01:14:17

Episode 2: Shot through the Fart

2/22/2018
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We discuss the vulnerabilities of balls, Bruce's trip to the 3D movie marathon, Guinea John's deep seeded hatred for Bon Jovi, and Jeff's colonoscopy. Yum, who wants dessert?

Duration:01:00:28

Episode 1: Poopin' aint Easy

2/22/2018
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We discuss personal poop stories, cirque du soleil, the origins of raspberry flavoring, italian stereotypes, sci fi versus fantasy, and we get way too personal with some butt health.

Duration:01:23:27