Teen Creeps

SHE WOULD DO ANYTHING TO BE POPULAR… Kelly and Katai get down with Caroline B. Cooney’s “The Cheerleader” and discuss the book's very few instances of cheerleading, vampiric aversions to loud music and joy, and how to schedule getting popular so it works for YOUR calendar. THIS EPISODE SPONSORED BY STITCHFIX www.stitchfix.com/teencreeps for 25% OFF! CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS ON TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, &...

IT ALL HAPPENS IN THE DARK! Kelly and Katai settle in around the fire for R.L. Stine’s “Lights Out,” and dig into some very, VERY funny joke boxes, what makes the perfect apology (and yes, it’s gaslighting), and when it’s maybe time to just start believing the protagonist, Uncle Bill, you idiot. Plus, with YOUR help, Kelly and Katai start an 8-week volleyball course! THIS EPISODE SPONSORED BY LENDING CLUB www.lendingclub.com/teencreeps CHECK YOUR RATE NOW! CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS ON...

HAPPY HOLIDAYS… YOU’RE DEAD! Kelly and Katai rip into every one of the myriad plots in R.L. Stine’s “Silent Night,” and break down who is Robb and who is Foxy and why, horny car chases, and possible additions to the Vera scale (watch your back, Reba!). CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS ON TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, & FACEBOOK: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch,...

Thank you for listening to Forever Dog podcasts this year and please enjoy this year-in-review clips show! Listen to find a new favorite podcast to subscribe to in 2019 or just a killer back catalog to binge during your holiday travels. And please follow Forever Dog @ForeverDogTeam on Twitter and Instagram for the latest network news and updates. A WOMAN'S SMILE with Patti Harrison & Lorelei Ramirez (02:40) Apple Podcasts https://apple.co/2K407Gw Stitcher https://bit.ly/2RdQyeX Spotify...

Hey Creeps! We've got a special bonus episode for you to enjoy on your holiday travels. It's the first episode of a new audio drama from Forever Dog called "The Angel of Vine" and we think fans of Teen Creeps are really going to like it. "The Angel of Vine" combines classic Hollywood noir with contemporary true crime podcasting to tell the story of a journalist who uncovers the secret audio tapes of a 1950s private eye who cracked the greatest unsolved murder mystery Hollywood has ever...

THE UNFORGETTABLE DISASTER! Podcaster Mark Mitchell (Nintendo Cartridge Society) joins Kelly and Katai to break down Diane Hoh’s “Titanic: The Long Night,” and to discuss how woke the teens on the Titanic were, what exactly a ropy muscle looks like, and what death is like, of course! Plus, personal shouts out to every single one of Lindsay’s crushes from all of time! THIS EPISODE SPONSORED BY EVERLANE: www.everlane.com/teencreeps FREE SHIPPING! CHECK OUT MARK’S...

IF THIS MOVIE DOESN’T MAKE YOUR SKIN CRAWL, IT’S ON TOO TIGHT! Fan favorite Oscar Montoya (This Is What Democracy Pods Like) joins Kelly to discuss slasher classic Black Christmas, plans for next year’s King of Horror Pageant, John Carpenter’s horror fandom, and what exactly a rocking horse is doing in a sorority house. THIS EPISODE SPONSORED BY QUIP AND LENDING CLUB! www.getquip.com/teencreeps FIRST REFILL FREE! www.lendingclub.com/teencreeps CHECK YOUR RATE NOW! CHECK OUT OSCAR’S NEW...

ALL FOR ONE, AND REVENGE FOR ALL… Comedian and podcaster Patrick Ehlers (Nintendo Cartridge Society, Same Day Shipping) joins Kelly and Katai to discuss Lois Duncan’s “Daughters of Eve,” intergenerational alcoholism in rat families, their yearnings for a sojourn, and the texture of an Entemann’s donut stuffed into a tube sock. Plus, Russell Crowe drops in to reprise his famously excellent Javert! THIS EPISODE SPONSORED BY HELLO FRESH, EVERLANE, ZOLA, AND...

ROCK-A-BYE-BYE, BABY… Fellow podcaster Dara Katz (Done) joins Kelly and Katai to discuss A. Bates’s “Mother’s Helper,” prom dress textures, who’s kidnapping whom and why, and the politics of being eaten by a whale. THIS EPISODE SPONSORED BY QUIP AND LENDING CLUB! www.getquip.com/teencreeps FIRST REFILL FREE! www.lendingclub.com/teencreeps CHECK YOUR RATE NOW! CHECK OUT DARA’S PODCAST: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/done-with-dara-katz-and-betsy-kenney/id1376384093?mt=2 CONNECT W/...

THE SCUM OF THE HILLS… Kelly and Katai break down V.C. Andrews’ supremely crazy “Heaven,” extreme poorness, alternate, worse versions of Dolly Parton’s life, and where exactly West Virginia is. THIS EPISODE SPONSORED BY EVERLANE AND OUTDOOR VOICES! www.everlane.com/teencreeps for FREE SHIPPING! www.outdoorvoices.com/teencreeps ENTER CODE "TEENCREEPS" FOR 20% OFF! CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS ON TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, &...

SHE HAD THE POWER… OF A DEMON! Kelly and Katai return once again to Christopher Pike’s The Last Vampire with #5, “Evil Thirst,” and discuss proof and its relationship to pudding, where prophecies can stick it, and more. Plus, long, detailed fanfictions about certain figures in American government! THIS EPISODE SPONSORED BY QUIP, CUROLOGY, AND CARE/OF! www.getquip.com/teencreeps FOR A FREE REFILL PACK! www.curology.com/teencreeps FOR A FREE MONTH AND A GIFT! www.takecareof.com ENTER CODE...

IT BEGAN AS A PRANK... AND ENDED IN MURDER! Steven Ray Morris (My Favorite Murder, See Jurassic Right) joins Kelly and Katai to discuss R.L. Stine's (novel? novella? book.) The Wrong Number, and to dig into America's legacy of secret families, the intangible difference between suburbs and small towns, and everyone's responsibility to die in a normal way. THIS EPISODE SPONSORED BY EVERLANE, ZOLA, AND LOLA! www.everlane.com/teencreeps for FREE SHIPPING! www.zola.com/teencreeps for $50...

THE NIGHT HE CAME HOME… Fan and host favorite Oscar Montoya sits down with Kelly and Katai to break down John Carpenter’s classic, Halloween, and to discuss Jamie Lee Curtis’ mysterious film past, the secret lives of women when men turn their backs, and horror’s genre-wide Christian values. Plus, opinions on a good dip... AND a good chip, and a detailed bidding war for the extremely rare novelization of Halloween 4! FOLLOW OSCAR...

TRICK OR TREAT, TRICK OR TREAT, CANDY IS DANDY… BUT MURDER IS SWEET! Kelly and Katai take on another Richie Tankersley Cusick classic, “Trick or Treat,” and discuss puddle-water personalities, kissing your boyfriend while thinking about your stepbrother, and how much giggling is appropriate in any given conversation (hint: usually less than you think). CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS ON TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, &...

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE... Max Silvestri (Netflix's The Comedy Lineup) joins Kelly and Katai to discuss R.L. Stine's stepping stone to Stephen King, "Deep Trouble," and to dig into the compulsion to collect every book in a series, how many Goosebumps fakeouts are too many, and interspecies universal sign language. CHECK OUT MAX IN THE COMEDY LINEUP ON NETFLIX! https://www.netflix.com/title/80223138 CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS ON TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, &...

LOOK WHAT THE CAT DRAGGED IN! Jenny Jaffe (Neurotica, Big Hero 6 The Series) teams up with Kelly and Katai to dig into a book all three of them have definitely read and comprehended, Richie Tankersley Cusick's Teacher's Pet, and to discuss extracurricular literature summer camp, when it's appropriate for students to read their teachers' erotic fiction, and the familiar concept of going into town to make money. FOLLOW JENNY...

THESE GIRLS ARE TO DIE FOR! Kelly and Katai are hyped to talk about L.J. Smith's sexy vampire masterpiece, "Daughters of Darkness." CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS ON TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, & FACEBOOK: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG...

BONUS MINISODE! Kelly and Katai deliver a special look at Eric M. Esquivel and Ramon Villalobos' brand new comic from DC/Vertigo, "Border Town," and talk through the comic's takes on race, immigration, and supernatural rifts in interdimensional portals! BORDER TOWN is a Mexican-American Stranger Things... When a crack in the border between worlds releases an army of monsters from Mexican folklore, the residents of Devil’s Fork, AZ, blame the ensuing weirdness—the shared nightmares, the...

Murder most foul! Sweet Valley High correspondent Ryan Mogge (Same Day Shipping) returns to the studio with Kelly and Katai to discuss the SVH London Werewolf trilogy, woefully inaccurate blurbs, willful ignorance of red flags, and the real-life advantages of being a method actor. Plus, Ryan reveals the shocking true story of her journalist past, and everyone tries their hand at the perfect wolf howl! CHECK OUT RYAN'S PODCAST, SAME DAY...

MICHAEL!!! Oscar Montoya (Inside The Disney Vault) joins Kelly and Katai to discuss the 1987 film The Lost Boys, talking genre-defying bullies, the pros and cons of turning into vampires, and the soundtrack to end all soundtracks! CHECK OUT OSCAR'S PODCAST, INSIDE THE DISNEY VAULT! https://twitter.com/ITDVpodcast FOLLOW OSCAR ONLINE! https://www.instagram.com/ozzymo/ https://twitter.com/ozzymo CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS ON TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, &...