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Tessa and Elliot find bizarre news headlines and stories to share with each other, while giving you a look into their marriage.

Tessa and Elliot find bizarre news headlines and stories to share with each other, while giving you a look into their marriage.
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United States

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Tessa and Elliot find bizarre news headlines and stories to share with each other, while giving you a look into their marriage.

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English

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Episodes

Goodbye ring card girls, hello fight progress managers

9/15/2019
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We made it to episode 30! I never doubted it, but Tessa did, probably. This week we talk about a husband who’s making life to easy for his wife, it’s not about me. Robots are taking more jobs away, this time from the adult industry, and watching out for wayward turds on hiking trails.

Duration:00:34:01

The sad story of the actual Chuck E. Cheese

9/8/2019
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Learn the actual history of Charles Entertainment Cheese, as well as people who want pray hurricanes away while others want to blow them up with nukes. Find more at tessaelliotargue.com

Duration:01:35:49

Taco contest goes wrong

9/1/2019
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We talk about a tapioca theme park, old people being gross, and Stanford AI creating creating gaydar!

Duration:01:53:14

Woman pulls gator from yoga pants

8/25/2019
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She also had 21 turtles in a backpack. Elliot admits to shooting Tessa in the foot with a paintball gun, on accident, maybe. How many days should you be allowed to wear the same pair of underwear? And we have a promo for the Drive With Us Podcast, check them out if you like us you might like them, at drivewithuspodcast.com . We're always at tessaelliotargue.com

Duration:02:03:40

Study shows humans are racist, against robots!

8/18/2019
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The episode goes off the rails pretty quickly. More stories about women putting things in places they don't belong. Elliot gets upset that his grandma sends birthday cards to Tessa but not him. Tessa shares how she somehow has never seen The Matrix. All of that and more insane stories we share with each other.

Duration:00:32:39

What causes people to be gay? We found the answer!

8/11/2019
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We solved it! Well, a couple of stories this week try to solve it, which one do you think is true? Elliot also goes on a terrible ramble that I did not edit out because I was to lazy, but maybe I should have? Let us know.

Duration:01:43:59

Doctors are baffled at women who keep doing this!

8/4/2019
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What could it be? It's not good, trust me. We have a follow up about iguanas being hunted, as well as detours that are insane. Also this is a super thicc episode, sorry, unless you're into it, then you're welcome! Elliot tries to get personal, it doesn't go well. And we dedicate our show to some friends, listen to find out who!

Duration:01:37:18

Meth claims another victim, Alligators

7/28/2019
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We have an animal heavy episode this week. Gators, penguins, and whatever the heck an emu is. We also share stories of high school, roller coasters, and 77 year old men.

Duration:01:51:48

Who is Florida declaring war on now?

7/21/2019
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How many people do you think a cannibal could get away with eating before he was caught, the number is shocking. We have all kinds of other headlines to talk about this week as well. Life guards who are fired for doing their jobs, poems that are landing people in jail, just to name a few.

Duration:02:03:07

The weirdness of twins, and things you should not do in gyms

7/14/2019
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This week we went on vacation! But we still brought you an episode, the pilot we made when we were thinking about making a podcast. It's a little different than the average episode we make these days, but still funny.

Duration:00:35:18

Jersey is being terrorized by 100 feral chickens!

7/7/2019
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Chickens, drinking and canoeing, and piles of manure exploding are just a few topics we talk about this week. As always you can find more of our stuff on our website tessaelliotargue.com

Duration:00:38:24

Ever thought about having your funeral at Disney?

6/30/2019
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We talk about millennials destroying another industry, Elliot's favorite Taylor Swift song, and a woman who's actual name is Marijuana Pepsi.

Duration:01:12:21

Shocking: Men in public pool restrooms are super weird!

6/23/2019
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It’s an odd episode, lots of crazy news headlines this week for us to share.

Duration:00:28:36

Our Most Vulgar Episode Ever, Sorry

6/16/2019
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The episode started with an apology from Tessa and by the end we go off the deep end. Lotta strong language in this one, please be warned. But it is funny? I hope...

Duration:00:36:52

Florida Man VS Poland Man: the Game (the Podcast)

6/9/2019
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We have a our first guest! Our friend Brody, trust us, he's hilarious, comes on to play a game Tessa created that we're calling Florida Man VS Poland Man: the Game (the Podcast) The title is a call back, high school musical, the musical, the series, Get it? Anyway the title kinda gives away the premise, but we had a lot of fun doing the episode. Also, please don't keep track of the scoring.

Duration:00:55:31

Ted Cruz wants to save us from space pirates, for real.

6/2/2019
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Sure, Space Force isn't really a thing, yet. But Ted Cruz really wants to make sure we're ready for the inevitable space pirates that come along with it. We also talk about swimming trunks that are made to hide a certain something, and who wants to marry a Mormon millionaire!

Duration:01:35:57

China wants to crack down on strippers at funerals, what gives?

5/26/2019
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We have all kinds of stories to share. So many we didn’t get to all the ones we said we would talk about (next week I swear!). We also argue about how Tessa did not help much when we moved, she is very lazy. She doesn't read these so I can say whatever I want.

Duration:00:24:06

What happens when you swallow an Air Pod?

5/19/2019
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That is just one of the many questions we answer this week.

Duration:00:16:58

Just Crazy Headlines

5/12/2019
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We only do headlines this week, but still have some good laughs. We get closer to actually arguing with each other, one day, one day.

Duration:00:19:30

The 1904 Olympic Marathon might be the craziest thing you don't know about

5/5/2019
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I love every episode we do, but this honestly our best one yet. You will not believe the story of the 1904 Olympic Marathon. There are so many crazy things that should not have happened. So crazy that after we do our headlines, it’s the only story we focus on this week.

Duration:01:02:46