The Almost 30 Minute Quiz Show

After their non-summer, miserable staycation, Mark and David return for a brand-new series of the award-winning podcast. Wait. Did we say award-winning? We'll say anything to get you to listen! This time: Winnie the Pooh versus China, see-thru loos and a major COVID breakthrough - tho we might be lying about that too. Hashtag Trump Hashtag Kardashian. Hashtag Meghan Markle

Happy birthday to us. The pod is one-year old and like a toddler we still haven't found our feet. Unlike a toddler, it's because of the alcohol we consume during each epissode (sic), This time there are fiery proposals, breastfeeding husbands and hamster eatings. We promise it's all tasteful - apart from the hamsters!

It's hard to explain what goes on in the strange places that are the minds of Mark and David. It's best to hear for yourself. This time they get to grips with a seriously-weird doctor, fluffy bellybuttons and the imminent destruction of California...

The terrible twosome are back with their own twisted twist on the latest news. They have the really low-down on the three key US presidential candidates. They peek into a Russian bush. And put agony aunts to shame as they launch their own eerily convincing advice column. So step inside.

In a remarkable confession, Mark admits to a drunken tryst with a surgeon who has a thing for Mexicans. Meanwhile, David takes a bath with a gingerbread man. In between tales, the boys take a look at the latest news in their own inimitable style. Enjoy!

The guys get serious as they tackle political correctness with the help of Basil Fawlty, the characters of Little Britain and some other "racists." There's plenty of time for fun as Mark tests vegetarian David's knowledge of the Big Mac. We hear about a horse-phobic KFC drive-thru and a whole lot more as the boys take a whimsical look at the world around us.

In a break from tradition, we get serious looking at racism in the US. But fear not! That'll be followed by some lascivious naughtiness as only Mark and David can dish up.

Just when you thought they couldn't go any lower... The boys take a very peculiar look at the latest news and the world in which we live. Which stories did corona make us forget? The award-winning worst in erotica. Kimming and coming and a whole lot more. Tell your friends to subscribe.

The boys are back together after weeks of lockdown:

From Trump to trumps. Fahrt to farts. Colon to canals. This edition of the pod brings you: Current affairs Observational comedy Viral humour Intelligent analysis David and Mark

So they told us to stay home and watch TV. But there's no live sport to watch. What's a man, or a woman, to do? The boys take a look at COVID19 through the prism of sport. How has the coronavirus pandemic affected the NBA, Premier League and WWE? Are the players' responses justified? Oh - and there's also time for a little smut.

Surely it's the scoop of the year? (It is, and don't call me surely.) Could it be the only podcast with a corona-time guest appearance from THE Donald? From virus to vibrators, Mark and David bring you the very latest in current-affairs satire. Wait! Who's currently having the affair?

Surely it's the scoop of the year? (It is, and don't call me surely.) Could it be the only podcast with a corona-time guest appearance from THE Donald? From virus to vibrators, Mark and David bring you the very latest in current-affairs satire. Wait! Who's currently having the affair?

Despite predicting the end of days just 14 days ago, in a world-record-breaking miracle two men are resurrected to present the funniest, most cutting look at current events.

It's our end of days special, so get your masks on and prepare for what could be our last week on earth - but NOT because of Coronavirus! Him, Mark, and me, David, take a look at the wacky side of the news in the most irreverent ways possible. No one is safe as we take you through two weeks of current affairs in our own inimitable way.

Mark is obsessing about his upcoming trip, politics and porn. But what's new there? David (who is obviously writing this blurb) wonders if shoulder of tart is a tasty dish or just wrong time, wrong place. Together they give a right royal thumbs down to the Windsor's security detail. So seat-belts on for this roller-coaster satirical ride through the latest news.

Him Mark and me David are serious for once - but don't worry, it doesn't last too long. There's plenty of smut to titillate (Mark's favourite word - both of them!). We squeeze into some leaky tighty whities as we ponder viruses, sign language for porn movies and doughnuts. Or is that donuts?

It's naughtier than ever! Mark gets his way and discusses 18+ toys, while David tells us about the furry creature he takes to bed! Add to that some Ricky Gervais recorded live, the right to assassinate? and how much would would you chuck? and you've got yourself episode 11 of The Almost 30 Minute Quiz Show!

In our 10th episode (can't believe we made it this far) we ask: * What's in a slap? * Is that a case of lunacy? * Willy or won't he? * Who came first? Join him, Mark, and me, David, for 30 minutes of current-affairs mayhem.

Mark and David's Christmas special includes an interview with a genuine candidate in the upcoming US presidential election.